"You must not be exposed now, calm down first...... Calm down and think about how it came to be like this. It's outrageous, it's too godly to unfold. Hypothetical one, because I was so handsome, they took advantage of me to faint and dragged me to the bathroom and took turns ......? Bah, I'm not handsome enough to be like this. ”

"Hypothetical two, I was sleepwalking in a coma, my soul was unstoppable, I subconsciously wanted to have some intimacy with Zhao Xuan, and then I took advantage of the critical moment when she was bathing and touched in, and she regarded it as an indecent pervert, and Zhao Tiantian worked together to resist the invasion and knock me unconscious, so I walked on the floor of the bathroom, and the two of them continued to take a happy bath...... I'll fuck your sister, won't Korean dramas be made up like this? ”

"Hypothetical three, because I accidentally showed a musical genius, so two women fell in love with me at the same time? And then I'm afraid that I won't agree, I'm afraid that it will be difficult for me to accept two women serving a husband, so let's cut it first and then play it? Creating a fait accompli? And then force me to get married? - Your sister, what era is it now? ”

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt that his body seemed to be ...... Slippery! A creepy taste suddenly flashed in his heart.

This feeling is too obvious! With Lu Haodong's current sensitive sense of touch, he doesn't even have to think about whether he is wearing clothes or not, he has a smell that exposes himself in broad daylight, and he has no hair on his body except for a covered bath towel!

What's even more terrifying is that there seems to be something on the thigh, which was halfway taken off and didn't have time to take it off completely, briefs......

Roar!!!!

Lu Haodong felt as if there was an ancient giant beast roaring in the sky. -- It's impossible. It's absolutely impossible! Could it really be that Hypothesis 1 or Hypothesis 3 is the truth of the incident?!

"Wait, why don't I feel anything? If you really get ...... I don't believe it, people can still get hard in a coma?! Unless you two are drugged. So, doomed to your evil plans! Doomed I didn't have **...... Hey, I don't know if it's luck or misfortune. In short, we can't move now, just wait and see what happens, the enemy is bright and I am dark, and we can brake quietly! Let me hear what you're talking about. ”

Lu Haodong made up his mind, he couldn't startle the snake, now he was in an extremely sinister bathroom environment, beside him or above his head, there were two beauties taking a bath, they were so close, they were so close, so close that people couldn't help but want to stand up.

This dress, this dress is really hateful!

That Zhao Tiantian actually threw his clothes on Lao Tzu's face, otherwise I would be able to see all the truth at a glance from the best angle as long as I squinted my eyes! It's a pity, it's a pity, this trick is really a good move, a wonderful move, a strange move. They can't blatantly take off their clothes, as long as they take them off, they can immediately convict them, and they can beat them upside down.

"Sister-in-law, your breasts seem to have gotten bigger again."

"Come less, die, your own is so big, and you are still angry with me. Do you still touch? You touch you again, believe it or not, I'll grab you with my dragon claw hand! ”

"......" Lu Haodong's heart was awe-inspiring.

- Wow. Usually seeing Zhao Xuan is so sacred and inviolable, it turns out that he can say such an amazing and bold language in private, which is so surprising!

After they said a few words, Lu Haodong felt that the environment was becoming more and more sinister, and the two women began to tear each other apart. Even from time to time, one foot stepped on his hand, and the pain made him almost jump.

Fortunately, my brother can endure it, you must endure it, and you must endure it if you step on it!

"Oh, you're really caught! Believe it or not, I'll catch you! I've heard that the more you catch, the bigger it gets! If you're not satisfied, I'll help you catch a few more times, and you'll be big! ”

"you, where did you hear the fallacy, you are so big, are you caught every day?!"

"Hahaha, you can figure it out, this girl is so ignorant and naïve, and she is naturally beautiful! How can you be caught every day? Come on, come on, why don't I catch it for you first. ”

The two continued to fight, the sound of body collision permeated this luxurious bathroom, the water splashed everywhere, and a large amount of water splashed on the two women first, and then rebounded and sprinkled on Lu Haodong's body, so that the three of them washed together. The footsteps of the two trampled around in the bathroom, and the 'corpse' of Lu Haodong did not exist at all.

Then, the fight between the two seemed to enter a small high point, and suddenly, an oops. A fleshy thing sat on Lu Haodong's right hand.

And then......

Oops. A fleshy human body pressed directly on Lu Haodong's head!

"Nest! What are these two doing! Lu Haodong roared angrily in his heart, he didn't know what had pressed him just now, he felt that his face could roughly understand what a soft outline it was, and his brain was about to crash!

No, no! Don't torture me like that!

The worst had finally happened - and he reacted! In such a harsh environment, if he doesn't react, he is not a man, he is Zheng He going to the West! He is undefeated in the East!

"Oh, I'm not even dressed and lying on him! This stinky man is taking advantage of me again! ”

Zhao Tiantian snorted and complained, Lu Haodong was indignant in his heart, who took advantage of whom? Brother let you take advantage of it and don't say a word, you take advantage of me, you still have to scold me! What is the reason of heaven!

"Oh...... It was really too soft just now. This stinky girl shouldn't be in good shape! Zhao Xuan, why don't you stop it, are you an accomplice?! You watched the man who loved you being boldly crushed under your niece, and you didn't even let out a cry of justice?! ”

Lu Haodong thought that Zhao Xuan would definitely be righteous and outspoken, and angrily scolded Zhao Tiantian, but he didn't expect Zhao Xuan to say.

"You took advantage of him just now, and now he takes advantage of you, it's fair!"

"What?!" Lu Haodong was extremely surprised, Zhao Tiantian took advantage of him? What's going on? Don't...... Is she the culprit?

Zhao Tiantian's voice came again. "Cut, you still say me, hehehe, when I went to get my clothes just now, why did you take off your clothes so early...... Yes? Do you want to take advantage of the opportunity, hehehehe......"

"Oh stinky girl, what are you guessing, I just want to take a bath, how can I think of it!"

"Hahaha, be a thief!"

Roar!

Lu Haodong roared again in his heart-what the hell is going on? Is my IQ going backwards? Why can't you figure it out? Insufficient computing data, insufficient data. To crash.

"Summing up all the information obtained, the analysis results are as follows: Zhao Tiantian wants to take advantage of me, how much does she take advantage of? This two-dimensional creature is too arrogant! Then Zhao Xuan also quietly took the opportunity to take advantage of me...... Did she take advantage? Am I being taken advantage of? Oh my God, hurry up and get it over, this torture is going to die! ”