Chapter 20: Utterly Messy! (Ask for tickets and collect!) )
Lu Haodong's physiological reaction became more and more intense, and he had quietly lifted up, and he couldn't reach out to cover it, and the erected part had already put up the only fig leaf bath towel with a big umbrella.
"Amitabha...... At the beginning of people, their nature is good, their sex is similar, and their habits are far away...... Oops, how can there be so much sex in the three-character scripture, change! Which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned! ――Speaking of the general trend of the world, it will be divided for a long time, and it will be together for a long time! Fit fit fit your sister's fit. Lu Haodong kept diverting his attention, and as a result, he could get to that matter with whatever he wanted, and his mind was almost messy.
As a human being, no matter how high the IQ is, it can't match the primitive instinct. What is Primal Instinct? That's primal instinct!
In the face of two national colors and heavenly fragrances, outstanding beauties are so like this in front of you, even the gods can't hold it, he can be as stable as Mount Tai and pretend to be a corpse, which is already the limit of concentration.
But even if the body does not move, it cannot hide the instinctive reaction of human beings - that is, when the male encounters a female who longs for a match, he stands up for the characteristics of the male.
"This proves that I'm normal, I'm a normal man. Now I'm going to calm down and get through this no matter what. I fainted tonight, why did I pass out? I remembered, because I was sweating, how could practicing martial arts be so dangerous? Can sweat until you faint? ”
Thinking of this question, Lu Haodong finally diverted his attention a little, no matter how beautiful the world outside the T-shirt on his face is, it is best not to affect him. If the two women outside found out about his male reaction, they don't know how much trouble it would cause.
The so-called assumptions just now are pure fiction and cannot be taken seriously at all. It is also normal for women to behave in some unconventional behaviors behind their backs, no one is a saint, everyone has their own ** side.
Who says a good guy can't? Who says that if you secretly watch a movie at night, you are a bad person? Who knows what those guys who are sanctimonious on the table are doing behind their backs?
So, that's the way this world is. Good people and bad people are of one mind.
What the great evil needs most is a veil of hypocrisy, so that as many people can be deceived. A really good person is likely to disdain to disguise himself and appear cold-faced and hot-hearted.
Lu Haodong feels that no matter what situation he faces now, he can accept it calmly
Just as he felt a little better, there was an eerie silence outside!
"Why is it so quiet all of a sudden? Not good! It's a sign of extreme danger - they've found me! ”
He felt like he was going to be finished. Surely these two women will think that they are playing hooligans, a man who stays in the bathroom of two young women at such a time period, showing strong masculine characteristics, they only need a call to the police, and he is bound to enter the bureau tonight.
"Sister-in-law, look...... What is that, how can the bath towel be up......" At this time, Zhao Tiantian said timidly.
"Oops, this kind of thing, haven't you ever taught it in your physiology and hygiene class?!"
"Oh, what kind of physiology and hygiene class do we have in Huaxia! When I used to teach, I pointed to a picture and pretended to be there, and I drew everything in people's stomachs, and I was disgusted, I didn't know what it was talking about, it was all self-taught. ”
"Yes...... It's called—hey! I won't talk about it. You've peeked at it all. Those who pretend to be ignorant are the most hateful. I can't figure out that you have more goods in your stomach than I do! ”
Speaking of this, Zhao Xuan suddenly looked stunned, as if he realized something. If a person is really unconscious, then he will never have this reaction, unless he is dreaming in a coma!
But with Lu Haodong's current situation, how can he still dream? What else could have happened in a dream? Who is the object of the dream? - Oh no, perhaps, the worst has already happened. He's already awake?!
Zhao Xuan shuddered, and subconsciously covered his key parts. She looked down at Lu Haodong's head, which was covered with a Zhao Tiantian T-shirt, as if there were two big eyes open under this T-shirt, radiating something like X-ray through the clothes, and at the best angle, they were looking at their lower bodies.
"Oh my God...... He must have woken up! What to do? He must have noticed the current embarrassing situation, and he was afraid that we would misunderstand, so he continued to pretend to be dizzy, and a person suddenly went crazy in luck practice, how could he wake up so quickly? Could it be that he is profound? Impossible. ”
Zhao Xuan's face was cloudy, and he didn't know whether to expose it, or everyone should cooperate and continue to pretend. The problem is that Zhao Tiantian is also here, if she is the only one, then it is okay to say, just put on your clothes and end the shower immediately. Now there is one more person, and the situation is ten times more complicated.
If Zhao Tiantian found out that Lu Haodong had woken up, it would be like a frying. With her temperament, she will definitely make a big fuss in the heavenly palace and make chickens and dogs jump.
"Luckily, there's still a piece of clothing to keep in place. It's okay, it's okay, I'm going to calm down. He can't see us, he must not see us, he can't see it in the first place, what am I panicking about? ”
Zhao Xuan slowly calmed down, relaxed her hands, and continued to apply the shower gel, wiping her whole body with bubbles, and then accelerated her rubbing, for fear that Zhao Tiantian would find something, and she would no longer discuss that serious physiological problem with Zhao Tiantian - talking about his key parts in front of a waking man, oh my God, God, how will I see people in the future?!
She couldn't help but glance at Lu Haodong's big umbrella, her face turned red from time to time, and her whole body looked like ants crawling, and she always felt that there was a pair of thief's eyes wandering around her body, itching uncomfortably.
"Sister-in-law, why are you washing so fast? I'm going to soak in the bathtub too! ”
"What a bath! Hurry up and wash it and pull it down! There is still a dead man lying here, and his acupuncture point is blocked now, and if you don't save him quickly, he will die. It's not good to be sent to the hospital! Is it more important to save people or to take a bath? In the future, if you have the chance, I will leave you alone if you soak all day. Hurry up and wash! ”
She immediately sped up and rinsed it quickly, seeing that Zhao Tiantian was still tossing slowly, Zhao Xuan was in a hurry, and helped her flush the water by the way.
Lu Haodong endured it all the way, holding back in pain, thinking that this torture was finally over, and he could finally breathe a sigh of relief! I thought that after tonight's battle, I didn't have to watch the movie for at least a month, and I just had to think about tonight's situation in my head to meet all my needs.
Then he heard the sound of dressing, apparently the two women were getting dressed. After a while, I suddenly heard Zhao Tiantian's voice say something again.
"Sister-in-law...... And one more question......"
"What?" Zhao Xuan was strange.
"What about his clothes......"
Wow!!!!
Lu Haodong roared again in his heart - your uncle's! He actually forgot that he was now defenseless and in the most primitive state!!