Chapter 12: Thunder

The place pointed to by the big sunglasses is also a famous spot in Laojun Mountain, called Fenglin Yanlan: there are more than 3,000 large and small stone peaks in the range of nearly 1,000 acres, with different forms. Among these strange peaks and stones, the most famous is Laojun Wudao Peak, which is not only towering into the clouds, but also still grows a century-old pine in the cracks of the natural stone wall.

Summer is the most suitable season for mosquito growth, and we rushed around in the grass and trees, although we applied a lot of mosquito repellent on our bare skin in advance, we were still bitten all over the body, and we felt that the blood in our bodies was almost dried up before we reached our destination. Finally, I set up a tent at the foot of the Enlightenment Peak, and when I looked up, I could see the wooden plank road on the mountainside, hovering over the mountain like a long dragon. Cut down a lot of pine needles and vines from the surrounding area and cover them on the tent as a cover, and prepared to inspect the location of the immortal tomb in the nearly thousand stone forest.

I thought that it was Uncle Li, a fake Taoist priest who became a monk halfway, to point out the location of the immortal tomb to us, but I didn't want this job to fall on Xiao Liuzi, so I was curious. I heard Uncle Li say: "You must not underestimate the sixth aunt and grandmother. The world looks at feng shui, the secret art of finding the dragon and exploring the cave all originated from the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang, so its statue has always been enshrined by Taoist incense, Maoshan as the birthplace of the Taoist Shangqing School, naturally also knows all kinds of feng shui, follow the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang for the Taoist immortals, the mysteries in this, the oracle of the Xuannu Niangniang in the past dynasties, a single line, and the female does not pass on the male, although the selection of the conditions for the inheritance is extremely harsh, but it is also the best feng shui method.

Dao Ye and the sixth aunt and grandmother are the descendants of Maoshan, although the knife master can't bear the loneliness of Maoshan and goes down the mountain as a helmsman, but the sixth aunt and grandmother are the Maoshan feng shui heirs, although we have not been down the mountain for a long time, but like Kong Ming's reincarnation, the deduction of the heavenly machine is unambiguous, a pair of tricks are like passing through the heavens, before we broke the halberd and sunk in the ancestral mountain of Kunlun, it is because the sixth aunt and grandmother have a high vision, and found out the imperial tomb wrapped in the ancestral dragon vein, the pony brothers are greedy for merit, but because there is no suppression of the blood of the saint immortal, The rash excavation caused the dragon veins to shake, crushing dozens of people in the mountains. “

I glanced at Xiao Liuzi in surprise, I didn't expect this weak and lively girl to have such great ability, Xiao Liuzi had pricked up his ears to listen to Uncle Li praise her, and was secretly proud in his heart, and saw me staring at her, hurriedly stuck out her tongue at me, trotted out of the tent, picked up the feng shui compass and walked and stopped in the peaks, and there were words in her mouth.

Finally, he returned to the tent and said to us, "There are three Feng Shui Treasure Caves in this mountain, two are located in the dragon's eye, and the third treasure cave is located at the five claws, which seem to be the auspicious points of Lord Rimi. But here towering mountains but not continuous, is in line with the I Ching "with nine, the dragon has no head, auspicious" hexagram, so although this place borrows the mountain into the dragon vein, but is not a blessed dragon, the immortal tomb is bound not to be in this three holes, but there is a trick hole on the back of the dragon, there seems to be a magnet buried underground, interfered with feng shui, can not determine the auspicious evil, but if there are really immortals buried in this group of mountains, there must be no doubt that the bones are buried here. “

Even people like me and Ah Niu who have no research on feng shui feel that Xiao Liuzi's words are clear and thought-provoking, and they almost knelt on the ground when they heard it to Uncle Li, and even called the sixth aunt and grandmother the reincarnation of the Xuannu. After a while, the group went back to their tents to rest, ready to wait for the rain to be scarce before starting the excavation.

Big sunglasses to see so easy to find the location of the fairy tomb, happy no, to the six of us to fight the landlord, but never thought that the big sunglasses are quite scheming a person, play cards but ignore the tail, frequently play wrong, and this person card quality is very poor, not to play two or three rounds ago to play the cards back in the hand, is to stop us from playing cards, so play two or three people are not playing hands, big sunglasses to see everyone has no interest in playing, and idle panic, have to sing to us to listen.

I thought that people should not be good-looking, like big sunglasses, people who are flowing in the flow still have a heart that loves to sing, but they don't want the country to change, and their nature is difficult to change, I saw the big sunglasses touching his chest with one hand, and pulling his trouser belt out with the other.

Just about to lie down and rest for a while, I heard something hit the tent, making a crackling sound, opened the tent to see that it was actually raining, and now there was no time to rest, big sunglasses took out three or four military folding shovels from a bag, and sent them to us, let us take off our clothes and shoes, and go outside to dig a hole naked.

Seeing that we were reluctant to take off our clothes, I complained: "Just Brother Dog, I want to sing Eighteen Touches to improve everyone's enthusiasm for taking off clothes, none of you want to listen to Brother Dog sing, Brother Dog obeys the will of the people and doesn't sing, and you refuse to take off your clothes, so how can Brother Dog lead you to make a fortune." ”

When I entered the mountains this time, I didn't bring much spare clothes, and when it rained, I realized that it was not easy to dry my clothes when they got wet. I had to take off my clothes under the nagging of the big sunglasses, and Xiao Liuzi naturally survived, and I got into the tent and smiled and watched the five of us men digging holes in the rain with only their underwear left.

According to the location indicated by Xiao Liuzi, we began to dig down. After all, the big sunglasses are perennial mound figures, determine the location of the fairy tomb let us obliquely into a 45-degree angle to play the robbery hole, while digging the soil while explaining the reason to us: it is impossible to hit the straight hole at one time just next to the tomb road, after the vertical hole needs to be punched horizontally, the final dug out of the tomb road is "L" shaped, not only is there no oblique straight line to save effort, up and down the tomb road also need to borrow a soft ladder, not only dangerous, in case of digging out something like a poisonous gas rolling stone in the tomb, you can't run away.

The slope is too flat, not only doubles the amount of work, but also easily digs the tomb road into the top of the tomb, and it is very easy to dig into the quicksand pile of anti-theft and return in vain, or destroy the structure of the tomb, so that the tomb collapses.

I didn't expect this big sunglasses to talk about things, and it was really the head, but it was strange that it was raining so hard, and this big sunglasses still had sunglasses and didn't want to take them off.

After the rain, the ground is exceptionally wet, and digging is effortless. The soil dug out of the hole can not be piled up next to the robbery hole, one is afraid of being discovered, and the other is afraid of any natural disaster**, the mound of soil next to the robbery hole flows into the hole and buries people alive in it. So he dug up the soil next to Wudao Peak, and pulled a lot of branches to cover the hole, and asked Xiao Liuzi to take care of the situation above, and several people dug in the cave in the dark.

After digging a distance of more than 20 meters diagonally, I could only hear the military shovel in the hand of the black knife standing at the front making a "smack" sound, and then I heard him shouting: "Dig the stone gate!" ”

Hearing the words of the black knife, we all put down the work of shoveling the soil in our hands, climbed to the bottom to look, and sure enough, we saw a stone wall exposed from the soil that had been shoveled off at the front, and several people worked together to shovel off the soil around the stone wall, and the whole stone door was exposed in front of us.

This gate is estimated to be nearly three meters high, two meters wide, the whole door should be carved with the same stone wall, the whole body is emerald green, it looks natural, simple and majestic, the twelve small seals in front of the door are written vigorously and powerfully, it should be the eldest son in the stone tablet: "The immortal buries the bones here, and the Wang family can not enter." “

I also specially put a few wooden stakes at the interface between the thief hole and the stone gate, so as to prevent the thief hole from collapsing when the door is blown up, and burying us alive below. When we found the stone gate, the big sunglasses calmed down, and let us dig a mud hole next to the stone gate, so that we could hide in it when it was blasted, and when we finished digging the hole, we transported all the soil underground, and everyone was like a bodhisattva in the temple, wrapped in mud from head to toe.

I took a shower in the rainstorm, covered the cave with plastic film, and pressed the four corners with stones to prevent the hole from being inconvenient to go down at night due to excessive rain; When I got into the tent, I felt tired like a dog, dried my body with a blanket, and fell asleep without saying a word to Ah Niu.

It was night when he was called by Xiao Liuzi, and Uncle Li picked up some dead branches and leaves when it was not raining, and now it came in handy, lighting the dead leaves with a lighter, putting a big pot on the brought, and boiling a large pot of instant noodles with mineral water.

Big sunglasses used the dagger he carried with him to cut two large bags of ham sausages and put them in, and when they were cooked, they were all ham sausages in the bowl, and they didn't see a few. Although the production techniques are poor and the materials are seriously out of proportion, this meal is really hearty, and I feel that I have never eaten such a delicious thing in my life.

With such a heavy rain and such a steep mountain road, Xiao Liuzi stared at the plank road for a long time, making sure that there would be no patrols who were full of food and came here to wander around. After packing up the leftover food, one person carried a bag, held a strong flashlight in his hand, and pinned a flashlight to his waist for backup, and gave me and Ah Niu a straight jump switchblade in their pockets to defend themselves, and a group of people got into the thief hole.

Mountain rain generally comes and goes quickly, like today's rain that rains for a day and a night is really rare, it can only be said that the scourge is left for thousands of years, the sky is facing this big sunglasses, when we come down, we can hear the rumbling thunder in the sky, echoing in the mountains and ravines, even if the wind ears are not able to distinguish between the sound of explosives and thunder in this kind of sky.

The big sunglasses entered the mountain this time, and they really brought everything, not only the big pot for cooking rice was backed, but even the extremely rare rechargeable punching machine was installed in the bag, and the big sunglasses figured out the location of the crack in the door of the stone door, and drilled a fist-sized hole in the middle and lower positions of the door crack, and took out the explosives and stuffed them into the hole, and glanced at the past by the strong light, it was not a homemade soil explosive, but a foreign import, rigorously packaged, and widely known fierce explosives "T.N.T".

The big sunglasses stuffed the explosives, led a long line of fire outside, let us first go into the explosion-proof hole dug in the morning to hide, and after lighting the lead with a lighter by ourselves, we ran into the anti-riot hole as if flying.

As soon as the heel of the big sunglasses entered the hole, I only heard an earth-shattering loud noise, which exploded in my ears like a giant thunder when Hongmeng first opened, and I was dizzy and tinnitus, and my upper and lower teeth were shaken straight away, and I was almost blown up by the explosives on the ground, and the whole thief hole was shaken, and the crumbs and rocks above my head fell down, and I couldn't find the southeast and northwest.

The other people's symptoms were not much different from mine, and they were all choked by the shock. Without waiting for the ashes in the robbery hole to disperse, the big sunglasses clamored for us to see the result of the blasting, not wanting to think that although the sound of this fierce explosive was like a huge thunder, the power was extraordinary, but the thickness of this stone door was beyond imagination, and the door was blown out of a deep pit of about half a meter, but it was stunned that it failed to blow through the stone door.

The big sunglasses frowned and said that he didn't expect this stone gate to be so thick, and the remaining explosives were only enough to blow up again, so if it didn't work, he had to use a drilling machine to drill out of the prototype little by little, and then use a military shovel to knock out the passage little by little. After discussing the plan, he did not start work immediately, but let Xiao Liuzi climb up along the robbery hole, and wait and see if the sound of the blasting did alarm the managers in the mountain.

The big sunglasses were relieved, and the hole was punched with a punching machine, and the remaining explosives were stuffed into it, and he stood in front of the door and bowed, begging the ancestor to bless the stone gate this time, otherwise he had carefully planned for so long, but he couldn't even enter the door, which was really a smear on the face of the grandfather. After speaking, he placed several bags of instant noodles in front of the door, which was regarded as a tribute to the grandfather, and then he lit explosives.