Chapter 11 Into the Mountain
Xiao Liuzi turned his head and stuck out his tongue at us, and then he came down honestly and drove slowly on the mountain road; Seeing that Xiao Liuzi was so reckless, the black knife lost his interest in telling stories, and put on a coffin face, closed his eyes and leaned against the chair to close his eyes. It was a surprise to Ah Niu, and he pushed me with his elbow and said: "Brother Wang, I didn't expect it, your family used to be the emperor in the Jinluan Palace, no wonder you felt like you had a leader when you were young." “
I hurriedly waved my hand and said: "Where is it, as the saying goes, there are no more than three generations of wealth, Zhu Yuanzhang is also the founding emperor, the throne has been passed down for dozens of generations, and a provincial city with many children and grandchildren can't live in it, and in the end, there are a lot of princes and grandsons begging along the street, how much bloodline do you want from the founding emperor?" What's more, people like us are born with no other ideas in our bones except for self-reliance and self-improvement, and we have never thought about relying on our ancestors to eat such things. “
Black Knife had closed his eyes and didn't want to speak, but he heard me misinterpret what he meant. I had to open my mouth and say: "Zhu Yuanzhang's sons and grandsons are hundreds of thousands, but there can be a few descendants, the bloodline of the saint and the emperor is something that the ancestors in the ancestral mountain crave are unobtainable, only one person in the past dynasties can obtain the true inheritance of the bloodline, and is respected as the holy son of the immortal vein.
It is rumored that the bloodline of the same Holy Emperor Immortal Master, the two generations of Holy Sons are separated by the Yin and Yang of life and death, and they will never coexist in the world. Moreover, those who carry this bloodline have always been jealous of heaven and earth, and they are all ill-fated people, how many holy veins can be passed down to this day? I'm afraid that it is rarer than the dragon veins in the world, if you really have a little bloodline as you said, you can call yourself the prince and grandson, then all the Chinese are true dragon sons. “
As he spoke, the car drove to the front of the hotel, and it was only a few hours back and forth, but when I saw the hotel again, it was as strange as a world away. Big Sunglasses heard the roar of the car, estimated that we were back, and stood at the door waiting. Seeing that we all got out of the car, I asked impatiently why I had been going for so long, and the food that I had eaten in my stomach was about to turn into before I came back. I feel that this old boy is really vulgar, and opening his mouth and closing his mouth is such a disgusting thing.
Listening to Xiao Liuzi explain to him all the strange things he encountered on this trip, the two lenses of the big sunglasses were shining, and he lost his voice: "It's really the emperor who takes turns to do it, and I went to Brother Dog's house this year." There is an inscription carved by the eldest son, and it seems that most of this immortal tomb is true. “
Suddenly, he frowned again, and said to Uncle Li: "Old Li, did you bury the stone tablet in the soil when you left?" Seeing that Uncle Li shook his head, his brows were twisted together, and he insisted that we drive again and bury the stele in the soil and hide it.
After a little thought, we understood the meaning of big sunglasses. The legend of the fairy tomb is the old fairy on Kunlun Mountain night stargazing divination, Kui Xing is in the middle, the rumor of the descent of the god is just speculation, if it is really found by someone who has a heart to find the stele, it is equivalent to confirming the speculation of the old fairy in the Kunlun ancestral mountain, it will definitely provoke a large number of people with a heart to enter the mountain to hunt for treasure, and then a little accidentally leaked the news, and was told that there is a message of the rest of the Wang Village in our line, I am afraid that even the mountain gate may not be able to enter. “
Because he had experienced Xiao Liuzi's amazing driving skills, he didn't dare to let her drive, so he personally drove his broken "BMW" by Big Sunglasses, and buried the stele in the place where there was a blood locust, and the big sunglasses also specially remembered the coordinates, saying that if he got a fetish in the future, this stele that recorded the fetish could also be sold for a good price.
After some tossing, it was already more than twelve o'clock in the evening when I returned to the hotel, I felt that the whole person was shocked and tired, and the bones of my body were about to fall apart, so I asked the big sunglasses: "Brother dog, can we delay a day into the mountain?" Looking at today's mental strength, it is estimated that I will not be able to climb up tomorrow. ”
After hearing this, the big sunglasses waved his hand and said to me: "Little brother, after entering the mountain tomorrow, you can rest for as long as you want, but tomorrow we must set up camp in the mountain, and we will miss the big opportunity one day later." ”
Seeing my puzzled expression, the big sunglasses patiently explained to me: "There will be rain in the mountains tomorrow night, we must catch this rain, after tomorrow night, I don't know how long it will take to wait for another rainy day." His explanation made me even more confused, how could this upside-down bucket have anything to do with the rain?
Uncle Li pulled me aside and whispered: "I said little brother, you don't think much about it, the fairy tomb is guarded by a giant gate carved from half of the mountain in the legend, if we can really find out the location of the stone gate, presumably the door is inseparable from explosives, explosives are used in the mountains, and the sound can be heard hundreds of miles away, but the pony brothers have already thought of a plan before departure, planning to do it in a thunderstorm, using thunder to cover the sound of explosives. It is expected that even if the sound is too loud and covered by the sound of thunderstorms, no one will be overly alert. “
After listening to Uncle Li's explanation, I wanted to give this big sunglasses a big compliment, this grandson's head really doesn't know how to grow, not only are all kinds of damage tricks endless, but all of them are very feasible solutions. No wonder the big sunglasses looked determined to win this trip, and it turned out that he had already made a wishful thinking. Since it is a sure thing to enter the mountain tomorrow, I have to cherish the limited time and sleep as much as possible.
Today, I was tired from running all the way, and then I was hooked into the tree by the blood locust, and under the exhaustion, I just fell asleep with the pillow. Tonight, I didn't dream of the birthday banquet, I only dreamed that the black fog in front of me gradually faded, revealing the large wooden cage hidden in it, and the woman trapped in the cage was still standing facing me, as if she felt that I was looking at her, and she actually showed a fairy-like smile.
With the disappearance of the black fog in front of me, the big wooden cage also turned into powder and fell to the ground, the woman in black broke away from the cage, walked straight towards me, when she was two or three steps away from me, she suddenly knelt on the ground, kowtowed three times in a row, and said: "The little slave has been trapped in the body of the evil spirit of Huaimu for hundreds of years, there is no way to go to the sky, there is no door to enter the ground, the son passed through here when he was young, and the little slave luckily sensed that there was the emperor's blood flowing in the child's body, and it was the nemesis of all evil ghosts and evil spirits, which could save the little slave in the sea of suffering. I don't want the son to really get rid of the evil spirit, and the little slave can also be freed, and he can return to reincarnation and reincarnate; If you are fated to meet your son in the next life, you will be accompanied by eternal life, and you will be a slave and a concubine, and you will never be separated from life and death. “
After saying this, I saw that the body of the woman in black with her eyes closed gradually shrank, and finally a black cat with her eyes gouged out of the black clothes jumped out of the black clothes, bowed to me three more times, and jumped into the sky one by one, and could no longer find a trace.
Only then did I realize that the woman in black who gave me a dream day and night was actually a black cat in the coffin with the rich man Wang at the birthday banquet that day, and was later thrown on the locust tree by Zhao Si, the housekeeper of the palace, in a fit of anger. But I don't want to be imprisoned by the blood locust and can't be freed anymore. was rescued by us by chance, and this is the dream of thanks.
I didn't expect to accompany the big sunglasses group back to my hometown, and actually solved the problem of my nightmare every night, and I felt that this should be a good sign, I hope that this time into the mountain can be like today, although the process is hard, and the three souls and seven spirits are about to toss half of it, but as long as you can return from the mountain safely, you will really burn high incense.
I was woken up early the next morning by big sunglasses, and I was called to divide my luggage before I had time to wash my face. As soon as I arrived in the courtyard, I saw Uncle Li dragging out seven or eight bags of various sizes from the trunk, one drumming more than the other, and I didn't know what they contained.
After dividing the rice, he didn't have time to eat two bites, and was urged to walk quickly by big sunglasses, this old boy was more anxious than anyone else since he knew that there was a fairy tomb buried in the mountain, for fear that someone would be behind him and someone would take the lead. The group carried their luggage and swayed along the mountain road up the mountain.
I felt that something was wrong when I walked on the road, until I saw a car passing by us, and I woke up from a big dream and asked why the big sunglasses didn't drive us to the scenic spot.
Big sunglasses glanced at me contemptuously and said: "A person like your dog brother who can enjoy it, can climb on the ground and never walk on three legs, where is your turn to teach the dog brother how to save trouble, our car must not drive into the mountain." The company installed a positioning system on the car, saying that it can send people to support when encountering danger, and no matter how bad it is, you can find your body after you die, so that your bones can return to your hometown, but to put it bluntly, it is used to monitor the movements of the dog brother. Brother Dog's current position is only that of a proletarian explorer at the foot of the mountain, and driving into the mountain without permission will definitely arouse suspicion, and he may even send people who are nearby to follow us.
So Brother Dog left the car in the hotel and gave the proprietress some benefits, letting her drive to the nearby village every day for a ride, creating the illusion that Brother Dog was still at the foot of the mountain, but he didn't want Brother Dog to go into the mountains to make money. You kid knows how to pick bones in eggs all day long, but you don't know that Brother Dog is scheming, every step is carefully planned, learn more ways by Brother Dog's side, and you will benefit immensely. “
I was complaining in my heart that such a broken van was actually equipped with a positioning system, when I heard A Niu say weakly: "Brother dog, can we take someone else's hitchhiker to the mountainside?" The big sunglasses were stunned for a moment, slapped the back of Ah Niu's head, and said: "Okay, big man, you still have the most flexible brain at the critical time, and you will be compared to your dog brother." ”
After that, let's stop and rest on the side of the road and wait for a ride. It didn't take long for a big bus to drive a sightseeing tour at the foot of the mountain, and the big sunglasses should be generous when they are not stingy, and the driver asked the driver to take us from the foot of the mountain to the mountainside at a price of one hundred.
When we arrived at the mountainside, the big sunglasses threw the package on the ground and asked us for our ID cards to buy tickets, so I heard Ah Niu say: "Brother dog, do we dare to buy tickets blatantly in this kind of inverted business?" The big sunglasses smacked his lips and said, "I told you earlier, Brother Dog is a law-abiding citizen, you don't believe it, going into the mountains to pay for road wealth is a rule handed down from the green forest, how can you not abide by it?" Besides, what we were doing was a shady business, so wouldn't it be more troublesome if we were caught evading the fare? ”
Ah Niu and I are both children who grew up in the mountains, and the scenery in the mountains is more familiar and familiar, but the big sunglasses have never been here, and they are fascinated by the beautiful scenery in the mountains, and they are amazed again and again. Big sunglasses, this grandson is really like playing in the mountains, look here, look there, and insist on posing a few for us to take pictures of him.
When Uncle Li heard that there was a statue of Lao Tzu in the mountain, he said that the fortune teller was also a branch of Taoism, and he had to worship when he saw the statue of his ancestors. The big sunglasses were afraid of detouring, thousands of persuasions, but I couldn't persuade them, and finally glanced at the map, the location of the Laozi Cultural Garden and the destination of this trip were just along the way, so I relied on Uncle Li.
After worshipping Lao Tzu, a group of people climbed along the mountain road to the upper right, I don't know if we came too early, or because of the forecast for rain today, there are almost no pedestrians on the road. The big sunglasses are not happy, saying that Uncle Li just worshiped the ancestor and really worshiped the right person, and a group of people arrived at the enlightenment stone, they broke away from the mountain trail, and picked the place where the vegetation was lush to drill, and the big sunglasses pointed to the mountains not far away and said to us: "The tomb of the gods is buried in this mountain."