A few days later, at the foot of the Tianshan Mountains, a young man in a green shirt and a white horse came with a sword. It was Xiao Yu.

Since he came to this time and space, he has been running around, and time is like sand at his fingertips, and most of it has passed quietly before he knows it.

Remembering the promise he made to his friends at the beginning, after leaving Drum Mountain, he came directly to Tianshan Mountain.

The Tianshan Mountains stretch for thousands of miles and are majestic and majestic.

Xiao Yu stood at the foot of the mountain, looking at the mountain peak in the misty clouds, this mountain peak is cloud-sealed and foggy, looking at it from a distance, if there is nothing, it is the ethereal peak where the Vulture Palace is located.

The purpose of his trip is very clear, that is, the unique mental method of Tianshan Tong's grandmother "Heaven and Earth for a Long Time and Immortal Changchun Gong".

Originally, it was safer to ask for it after Tianshan Tong's grandmother returned to old age. It's a pity that time is running out, so I can only go through it at this time.

Although the Ethereal Palace claims to have eighteen natural hazards, it is a pity that for so many years, no one has dared to trespass, and the defense is naturally lax. Xiao Yu almost didn't make much effort, and easily sneaked in, and then ...... He suddenly realized that he had done something stupid.

With the Seven Treasure Ring in his hand, he can already be regarded as a successor of the Freedom Sect, so he doesn't need to sneak in at all, he can walk in openly, okay!

But now that everyone has slipped in, it's always a little bad to reappear.

Then there was another thing that made Xiao Yu very crazy, that is...... He was lost again. The buildings in this vulture palace are almost the same, criss-crossing and extending in all directions, Xiao Yu turned around, and he couldn't even distinguish the southeast, northwest, and northwest.

Just in a daze, Xiao Yu's eyes suddenly flashed a dazzling color.

A delicate and cute girl like a doll walked past him happily.

Little Lori is not very old, she looks about eleven or twelve years old, and compared with the other cold maids Xiao Yu has seen, she has a rare cheerful and lively body.

She was wearing a pale cyan ancient long skirt, with various patterns on the skirt, the corners of the skirt inlaid with strands of gold wire, and the delicate little face, which not only had a noble temperament, but also had a youthful atmosphere.

Little Lori's soft hair is shining in the candlelight, tied with red rope into two quite cute bun heads, very elastic look, with the action of walking, it will be warped, it feels like it should be a naughty and lively character.

"Well, decided...... That's you. ”

Xiao Yu flashed out of the corner, "Girl, cough cough, sister, please stay!" ”

Little Lori turned her head and saw Xiao Yu coming out from behind the shadow of the curtain, her eyes immediately widened, and she was about to shout with her mouth open.

Xiao Yu's eyes were quick and he covered her mouth.

"I'm not a bad person, I just want to ask you for directions." Xiao Yu was a little embarrassed, and coughed lightly, "Can you promise not to shout?" If you say yes, you wink. ”

I don't know whether it was because of horror or shock, the big black and white eyes opened wider, almost taking up half of the face, and the pupils were as clear as the afternoon sky.

Under Xiao Yu's gaze, Xiao Lori's eyes were slightly moist, her long eyelashes trembled, and she quickly blinked.

Xiao Yu tentatively raised his hand, and found that Xiao Lori really didn't mean to shout, so he quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

He suddenly remembered the touch on his hand just now. Her skin was as white as fine porcelain, even more delicate than a freshly boiled and peeled egg, and at this moment her eyes revealed a guarded and serious cuteness, and her tightly pursed mouth seemed to be angry, but she looked so angry and annoyed, but it was even more cute.

"Hi~" Xiao Yu tried to make the gentlest smile he could make and greeted Xiao Lori.

However, it is of no avail.

Little Lori just turned her face to the side and stared at him with a wary expression.

She was half-leaning against the wall, her little hands clenched into fists, biting her lip and asking, "Who are you?" What do you want to do? ”

The voice of the little girl, which is very crisp and soft, is like the sound of the evening breeze blowing through the eaves and driving the wind chimes to "jingle".

Little Lori is not tall, only about 140cm, and if you look at it level, you can only see Xiao Yu's belly. Therefore, she had to look up to see Xiao Yu's face, but she refused to show weakness, and stared hard while tilting her head.

At the same time, in the live broadcast room-

"Chen Shixian: Oh, what a cute little Lori, I really want to pinch her bun head."

"Mo Lian: It's decided, I must have such a lovely daughter in the future."

"Yunwuyuan: The little girl is so cute, don't bully her, brother anchor."

"Storm Hunter: Strongly ask the anchor to push down the little Lori......"

"Poof—"

When he saw the last barrage, Xiao Yu almost didn't have a mouthful of blood spurting out three feet away.

It's so dirty, it's so dirty that I can't bear to look at it! Such a small child has to be bulldozed, are you and I a bulldozer!

If I really dare to stretch out the claws of sin, I don't need the police uncle to step out, Sister Cat will pick up the club's compound crossbow and aim at my head, and the belly black meow sauce will draw a villain in the corner, cursing me for eating instant noodles without a seasoning bag!

Hmm, by the way, here's a popular science.,Lori under the age of fourteen is going to eat peanuts (shot).

Even if the judge does not impose the death penalty on extrajudicial mercy, this crime will be imprisoned for many years at the most, which is a very serious crime.

Moreover, the law clearly stipulates that a 14-year-old child does not yet have a complete worldview and judgment ability, so her subjective judgment is not recognized in the law.

In other words, whether the little Lori wants it or not, as long as you really do it to the little Lori, then the police uncle will give you a peanut for free and give you a ride.

So some guys don't think they can coax little Lori to agree, and when the time comes, they can get away with it after they are exposed. Whether little Lori wants it or not, as long as you do it, then it will be a felony.

For such a small Lori, Xiao Yu naturally couldn't torture her to extract a confession, so she could only be tempted.

He thought for a while, took out two pieces of sesame halva from his pocket, and said with the sunniest smile: "Don't be afraid, I really have no malicious intentions, I just want to ask where Grandma Tong lives." ”

Little Lori pursed her lips, timidly took the halva in Xiao Yu's hand, and then said, "I don't know where Grandma lives......"

Xiao Yu frowned slightly: "Aren't you a maid here, why don't you even know where your grandmother lives?" ”

"Ah, I don't remember why I'm here." Little Lori spit out her pink tongue, tilted her head slightly, and the little bun's head shook slightly, and her cuteness exploded, "Anyway, I woke up and came here, and then I only remembered my name, and I forgot to say everything else." ”

That's enough, this kind of lie can't be fooled by anyone, even if you want to deceive, I'll make up a serious lie first!

"What's your name?" Xiao Yu asked with empty eyes.

"Xiaoyun." Little Lori said timidly.

"It's so strange, I always feel that something is wrong......"

Just as Xiao Yu was thinking about the problem, a strong wind suddenly blew through the passage, and suddenly, a bracket in the corner that had been in disrepair suddenly collapsed, and a stick hit Xiao Yu directly in the back of the heart.

In addition, the little Lori, who was wearing a light cyan long skirt, was actually blown up by this natural wind! The moon-white clothes inside were exposed, and they contrasted sharply with her slender white legs.

"Huh? Could it be that this is the legendary delicate body and easy to push down? At this moment, Xiao Yu subconsciously had such a thought in his mind, and his body that was hit reflexively fell forward.

What's worse is that he actually, he actually threw himself under the skirt of the little Lori!

The ancients used "bowing down under the pomegranate skirt" to describe the charm of beauties, but it doesn't mean that you really want to get under other people's skirts, it's not romantic at all, but lewd!

"It's over......" Xiao Yu's heart was cold, and he suddenly had nothing to fall in love with.

Sure enough, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.

"Ahhh I didn't even let go of such a small girl! ”

"The anchor is big, where's your festival?"

"Even the bottom of such a young girl's skirt is drilled, and the anchor once again refreshed the baby's three views ......"

The belly black meow sauce also sent a private message, and scolded bitterly:

"Soul light! Anchor brother, you actually attacked a ten-year-old little Lori, I misjudged you! You don't want to live with Duan Xiaoyu anymore! ”

Ah, suddenly I felt that the world came alive......

Sister Mao's speech was even more domineering, and she directly attached a bloody chai knife expression after the message:

"She's still a child! Anchor: Your festival has been taken away by dogs! Sister Loss was worried about you just now, and now I can't wait to stab you a few times to get angry! ”

Even after a period of time and space, Xiao Yu could feel the murderous aura emanating from Sister Mao's body, and the temperature in the air dropped sharply by more than ten degrees, directly from warm as spring to indifferent winter.

Xiao Yu couldn't help but shrink his neck. I always feel that no matter who marries Sister Mao, they will eventually become a strict wife.

Even if it is an iron-blooded pure man and a tough guy Sparta, he may not be able to resist the double halo oppression of "Queen" + "Wife" at that time. If you do something that can't stand her, you can't kneel on the washboard every day and be punished.

No. In Sister Mao's list of punishments, kneeling on the washboard is already the lightest punishment. After that, you have to kneel on the instant noodles, and you are not allowed to break them. Break a piece to give a kick; Or punish the kneeling remote control and change the table with a slap. even kneeling steel wool balls, wire brushes, and even worse, simply throwing him into the washing machine to do centrifugal exercises.

It is conceivable that at that time, the only way is to pretend to be weak, so as to arouse the feelings of Sister Mao's mother's surname to care for the weak.

Only when she learns to show weakness and is born with a strong sense of justice, Sister Cat will show mercy.

“…… Wait a minute! Why is this murderous aura getting stronger and stronger! Xiao Yu shuddered and subconsciously raised his head. I heard a cold roar above my head, as if it was a cold wind with biting snowflakes in the cold winter of Sanjiu, which could freeze people's souls.

"- Bastard bastard bastard bastard! Die, die, die! I'm going to kill you! ”