The cold murderous aura coming from above his head made Xiao Yu shiver.

When he raised his head, he saw a murderous little face glaring at him, and the bun bun on the little Lori's head trembled because of anger, which was very joyful.

Xiao Yu subconsciously lost his mind, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Bastard, give me death!"

Little Lori was furious and slapped it with her backhand.

The palm power is strong, but the palm wind is quite cold.

But seeing the palm shadow flickering, in four directions, attacking the four key points of Xiao Yu's upper body, the extremely cold palm wind not only lowered the temperature around him, but also slowed down Xiao Yu's movements a little.

Xiao Yu's face suddenly turned green.

Your uncle, that object in your palm is a life and death talisman, right? It must be!

Isn't it just drilling into the bottom of your old skirt, this is a ruthless rhythm of hot hands.

The life and death talisman is actually the first-class secret weapon in the martial arts, which is the use of wine, water and other liquids to reverse the true qi of bad luck, and turn the qi of the yang into femininity, so that the true qi emitted from the palm of the hand is several times colder than the ice, and the liquid in the hand naturally condenses into ice. At the time of the attack, the wound will be itchy and prickly, like a thousand ants biting, making people unable to survive or die.

Xiao Yu always felt that something was wrong, and only now did he react, a little Lori who was only eleven or twelve years old was held hostage, how could he be so calm?

You're always teasing me! It's really childlike!

Xiao Yu didn't dare to slack off, the four-foot Qingfeng trembled slightly, one into two, two into four, turned into four sword lights, directly took the flaws between the palms, and forced the four palms back.

Immediately, the sword light and the palm shadow were glued, and it was difficult to distinguish the winner for a while.

Xiao Yu single-handedly fought against Xiao Lori, and brought the Dugu Nine Swords to the extreme, making the friends in the live broadcast room all dazzled and amazed.

However, Xiao Yu understands that he seems to be tied, but he has already fallen into a disadvantage, and if he continues to fight, he is afraid that he will lose soon.

After all, Tianshan Tong is a peerless master who has been famous for many years, and her skills are extremely profound. Although after gaining Wuyazi's seventy years of skill, Xiao Yu's martial arts have improved greatly, and he has barely been in the ranks of top masters. However, he has learned a lot of things, but he doesn't have much ability to transform into a realm, and he can't reach the realm of Wu Xingyun's ease of turning decay into magic.

Sure enough, the worst result was verified, just listen to the little Lori in front of her gritted her teeth and said:

"You little thief, you are so hateful! If I hadn't seen you wearing the Seven Treasure Ring on your hand, I would have thrown you off the cliff to feed the vultures! ”

"I wanted to tease you and punish you a little, but you even dared to be light up to your uncle!"

“……”

Mr. Lu Xun, a great thinker, writer, and philosopher, once said that there are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

When Xiao Yu was a child, he was asked by his teacher to fully describe the profound meaning of this sentence, as well as Mr. Lu Xun's thoughts and feelings when he wrote this sentence.

Xiao Yu, who was once tormented to death by the teacher's strange questions, finally gave up on himself and wrote a sentence in the homework book, "My heart is broken at this time", which was greatly praised by the teacher, and praised Xiao Yu's wit in front of the class.

Then he was given a score of zero.

Now that time has passed, more than ten years have passed since that incident, Xiao Yu once again feels a similar state of mind to the original situation-

His heart was also broken at this time.

Your airport-like figure, I can't find your way if I think it's light and thin! And I haven't lost the rhythm of even loli of your size!

While speaking, there were more than a dozen moves. Xiao Yu gradually lost the wind, so he could only stubbornly say: "Uncle Shi, please be merciful to your subordinates." ”

"Okay—"

She spat out a syllable and stopped abruptly. Xiao Yu was a little surprised, this pseudo-Lori with a strange personality was so easy to talk to? Who knew that the next sentence made Xiao Yu so depressed that he almost vomited blood.

"--Good your sister!"

"You dare to be inferior to me, if you don't break your limbs today, you will never give up!"

Your sister! What the hell is it to break limbs?

Hands and feet together are only limbs, don't puff up your bun face, dangle your bun bun and say that kind of obscure joke, not only will it not look mature, but it will make people laugh!

Although it is said that girls are cute when they are dirty, their mouths are dirty, but in fact, they are to hide their inner integrity, and they are brothers all over the world.

But it's not suitable for your size, and the little Lori said, it doesn't match the temperament at all.

Xiao Yu laughed dryly, took advantage of this moment, hurriedly paid the gold coins, and then used the system ability to investigate the details of the other party.

[Name: Wu Xingyun]

[Nickname: Tianshan Tong Mao]

[Status: Blackening]

[Personality: black belly, tsundere, poisonous tongue]

[Strategy method: bold and thin-skinned]

[Force Assessment: Peerless Master]

“……”

I'll take a look.,What kind of trouble is the strategy method?,What is the intention of listing this attribute!

Xiao Yu's eyes widened, and he found that there was actually a line of small words at the bottom:

[Note: The Lori is already over 14 years old, and it is a legal Lori, so ...... You know. 】

"I understand your sister!" Xiao Yu roared with empty eyes, "That kind of thing can't happen!" ”

Tianshan Tong's grandmother is actually not a murderous and ruthless person, for example, Meilan Zhuju Sishu, who she raised since childhood, is not as cringe-like and timid as a child who generally grows up in inhumane situations, on the contrary, Sishu's bright and playful nature leaves a deep impression.

Grandma Tong's disgusting face can not only be seen from the fact that the maidens of the Vulture Palace are desperate for her, even the little monk Xuzhu, who was harmed by her and broke all the precepts, also felt kind to Grandma Tong, and did not feel disgusted with her because of Grandma Tong's embarrassment and evil words.

If Xiao Yu hadn't drilled under her skirt, maybe she could still talk, but unfortunately the little Lori in the blackened state was obviously unreasonable.

Seeing that Grandma Tong was about to kill again, Xiao Yu was sweating profusely, and suddenly stretched out a hand and said:

"Wait!"

Little Lori's voice is still crisp and tender, not an old female voice, but her eye movements are quite old-fashioned:

"Want to beg for mercy? There are no doors! ”

“…… My nephew and nephew occasionally got a delicacy from a foreign country and wanted to present it to my uncle. Xiao Yu said as he put his hands behind his back and bought a piece of chocolate from the mall.

There's no way.,It seems that the mouth cannon alone can't calm the anger of little Lori.,So you can only use the biggest magic weapon to coax the child.,Snacks have a try.。 I always feel that at this time, because of the imminent rejuvenation, my heart has been affected by my body and has become much more naïve.

"What is this black ointment?" Little Lori said in an old-fashioned manner, "Are you trying to poison me?" ”

"How can I be." Xiao Yu opened his eyes, and directly reached out to break a small piece and put it in his mouth to show his innocence.

Little Lori reached out to take the letter suspiciously, her little nose swayed, and the buns on her head shook slightly, which was indescribably cute.

She stared at the chocolate in her hand, and sure enough, her expression was solemn, as if she was facing a great enemy.

"It smells good......"

"It looks exquisite, too......"

"It must be something that cannot be seen in the dark, the more cute it is on the outside, the more sinister it is on the inside. But I'm not afraid, Grandma Ben's medical skills have already reached the realm of life and death......"

The bun on Xiao Lori's head swayed, but she said these words seriously, such a sharp contrast was cute, and she almost didn't amuse Xiao Yu.

After hesitating for a long time, Xiao Lori finally made up her mind, broke off a small piece and gently put it in her mouth, moved carefully, and muttered softly like a food connoisseur, and then suddenly froze, as if she had been struck by a thunderbolt, and froze in place.

"Huh? What's going on? ”

Xiao Yu was startled, he didn't know what was going on, this chocolate was a super delicious silky chocolate for a gold coin, it shouldn't go wrong.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Yu asked cautiously.

"Hmph, it's just so-so, it's not because it's too unpalatable, it's like eating poison." The little Lori hamster seemed to chew on the side, but her mouth refused to admit defeat.

After a while, a white and tender little hand stretched out in front of Xiao Yu: "What about the rest, give it to me!" ”

"Eh, didn't you say you don't like it?"

"Of course I don't like to eat it, I just want it because it's too unpalatable, and I will use it to punish disobedient subordinates in the future!"

“……”

Well, at least one point of the system is not wrong, this little Lori in front of me is indeed arrogant enough.

But it's also the best, it's better than not eating hard and soft and having to break your limbs or something.