The Heaven Breaker raised his hand high above his head, and then with a fierce force, five thin fingers quickly poked at a round table beside him!

Under his clever attack, I could only hear a crisp "click"! Immediately afterwards, the half-inch-thick wooden table was completely penetrated by his five fingers. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Now, it's me slapping my face.

The dining table used by the countrymen is the cheapest wood chip compressed board, and the density is not high. But the key problem is that it is also half an inch thick! Even if you smash it down with a hammer, you can't smash it with a hammer.

Did he pierce five fingers at once?!

I have never heard of this "kung fu" at all, although it is not as sharp as the legend, but it is also a very amazing ability. I asked myself that even Wang Roar, who was a scout, couldn't do it.

In an instant, Zhao Hong and Ah Si, who were present, were also like me, staring at each other with big eyes and looking stupid.

And the Zhao family and his wife are even more admired by the five-body throwing to the ground, patting the sycophants vigorously, praising the good means of the Heavenly Master, the six-vein divine sword is invincible in the world, and the rivers and lakes will be unified for thousands of generations......

The form on the scene was reversed all at once.

Faced with my slap in the face, the charlatan of the Broken Heaven Master quickly got into the face, and his rampant has reached the extreme.

The Heaven Breaker shouted at me, "Boy! Aren't your wishbones quite hard? This time, I saw your Taoist master's ability! Convincing? If you're not convinced, you'll come too! ”

When he asked, he didn't ask! In the face of all this...... I'm certainly not convinced.

But what's the use of not being convinced? I can't poke a few holes in the table. You can't take my saber and give him a "cucumber lantern", right?

However, just when I was extremely embarrassed and couldn't get off the stage, Hyun Momiji suddenly appeared. And her appearance quickly resolved my crisis.

Just when I couldn't get around, I suddenly heard the voice of Hyun Momiji behind me.

She actually said to the charlatan: "The Heaven Breaker is very capable!" We are particularly convinced! You see that we are new to the city and don't know the rules, so you will spare us! ”

The appearance of Xian Hongye surprised me a little, but the next performance of the Heavenly Breaker made me even more surprised.

After the Broken Heaven Master saw the red leaves, it was no different from seeing a fishy cat.

At that time, he said politely: "What the girl said is true! I'm not a man with a small belly, so I'll just think this kid is a fart! Let him go! Ah...... I don't know if the girl is married? I'll show you a palmistry! Poor Dao is also good at foot massage, and has a lot of achievements in breast augmentation......"

In the face of the deliberate teasing of the Heavenly Master, Hongye showed extra cleverness, she changed her words, pointed to the coffin of my old squad leader and said: "Heavenly Master, don't be like this, how unlucky it is to say these things in front of the Spirit Hall!" Let's get down to business first, shall we? ”

This sentence is no different from a slap in the face.

After listening to Xian Hongye's words, the bastard of the Broken Heaven Master finally found that he had lost his temper, he smiled awkwardly, then stretched out his skinny arm, tidied up his seven-star vest, waved his hand like a ladybug, and beckoned us all: "Start sitting on the altar and casting spells!" If you don't want to see it, avoid it quickly, and be injured by the old man's sword qi for a while, I'm not responsible. ”

As he spoke, he still had a deep meaning, and kept drifting his eyes in the direction of Hyun Momiji.

In these words, the drunkard does not mean to drink!

Facing the provocation of the Heaven Breaker Master, I sneered and took the initiative to block the red with my body. At the same time, I secretly decided in my heart that if he dared to take advantage of a woman in the process of pretending to be a ghost, I would cut him to death with a flying knife first!

The Broken Heaven Master looked at me between him and the red leaves, first stunned, and then glared at me angrily, before he began his clumsy performance like a ghostly talisman.

The Broken Heaven Master first closed his eyes slightly, then pinched the mantra and recited it, and then picked up the peachwood sword on the incense case and began his dazzling ritual.

His rituals were very miscellaneous, and I couldn't understand them, but I saw him constantly waving a peachwood sword in his hand, running between the incense tables, sometimes striking gongs, sometimes drawing talismans, and sometimes plucking a few chicken feathers from the big white chicken he brought, and then throwing them in the water bowl.

During the whole process, he kept chanting something in his mouth, "Bugang step on the seven stars, and Qiangen is separated from the three ones." On the second day of the first month, six, four, seven, the old dragon nine transforms into yuan one, and the five elements of the four directions return to the dust and the sunset......"

...... I watched his toad-like pace, chanting a mantra for a while, I really don't know what he is going to do, is he going to buy Seven Star Color? Anyway, I'm feeling bored.

When I was bored, I turned around and asked Momiji, "Why did you come out?" ”

Momiji replied to me as if nothing had happened, "I heard that there was a lot of excitement ahead, so I came over to take a look." ”

I reminded her with some displeasure: "But the king yelled at him......"

"Lao Tian!" Hongye suddenly interrupted me, she gently handed me a look, pointed to the Heaven Breaker like Wang Bajing, and suddenly reminded me, "I feel a little wrong with this person. ”

When I heard him say this, I immediately retorted, "What's the problem?" ”

But Momiji shook his head at me and said, "I can't say a word or two, just pay attention to him." I'm watching. ”

I nodded, then turned around and watched the guy more attentively.

In fact, to be honest, what he did, I feel that it is a kind of irony and an insult to the old squad leader.

Because the squad leader never believed in ghosts and gods before he was alive.

Indeed, the old squad leader knows a lot, and has had a lot of bizarre experiences, but the environment he is in and the education he has received have always told him that this world is materialistic, even if he encounters poison, Gu, even the beauty perch I eat, and other unknown things, the old squad leader also thinks that it is caused by resentment, or other things that cannot be proven by modern science.

In short, not ghosts.

At most, the old squad leader will only say that those harmful things are "yin and evil", and will definitely not say that they are gods and ghosts.

My old squad leader is such a contradictory combination, he does not believe in evil, but he often encounters evil, and even he himself dies very evil.

Ironically, after the old squad leader who didn't believe in evil all his life died, he was treated as a ghost. The family he maintains day and night is also wary of him and fears him.

Ay! It's hard to be a human, and it's even harder to be a ghost.

...... After enduring it for a long time, the ghost drawing talisman of the Broken Heaven Master was finally completed, and after he coughed, he said to all of us: "Dharma is necessary, we are about to recite the 'Coffin Closing Mantra', and if you want to see the deceased one last time, go quickly!" ”

A bleak pass through my heart, and I suddenly realized that I finally ..... Is it time to see you one last time?

I haven't seen each other for three years, and in retrospect, yin and yang have been separated forever...... This "person" is changing too fast.

In the sigh and sigh, I suddenly looked at others, and suddenly found that everyone's faces were all serious, and even Ah Si and Xian Hongye, who had never seen the face of the old squad leader, couldn't help but feel sad.

Everyone knows that death is great.

Almost unanimously, we all slowly stood up to the open-air mourning hall, and stood around the coffin where the old squad leader was about to cover the coffin under the banner of Baifan Spirit.

In the coffin, the old squad leader was wrapped in an inferior blue shroud, his body was already stiff, the parts above his neck were wrapped in white linen, and in his hands, he was holding a pair of chopsticks and a large cake.

In addition, on the head of the old squad leader, there is also a black pottery bowl.

I looked at the black bowl on the old squad leader's seal hall, and I couldn't help but pay respect. At the same time, he raised his head and said to Zhao Haiyun gratefully: "Is it the rule of our 'Five Organs Temple', 'Bowl Bucket Covers the Sky'?" ”

Zhao Haiju nodded, and told me with a little appreciation: "It's 'bowl bucket covering the sky', the rules of burial in our five visceral temples, the deceased has a bowl on his head, in order to tell the yin cha that the person who is buried is a cook, and he will be regarded as a craftsman when he goes to the underworld in the future, and it is easy to find an errand, so that he will not be bullied by evil ghosts, and he will not fall into the hungry ghost road to suffer." This can also be regarded as our five internal organs...... The original earth protector was introduced. ”

I nodded, fully understanding.

After all, the Five Organs Temple is not a very honorable business, and we don't have any valuable treasures and exorcism spells. All we can do is put a black bowl on the deceased's head, and use this small method called the bowl bucket to cover the heavens, so that he will not suffer from one of the six realms of samsara.

We can't do anything else, after all, we're just cooks in the back kitchen, never on the table.

At this time, the Broken Heaven Master took down the black bowl above my old squad leader's head, and took the gauze on the old squad leader's face very rudely.

Immediately, the appearance of the old squad leader finally came into my eyes.

Although I was prepared in my heart, I still felt a "pop"!

Accompanied by that heartbeat, there is also sadness from the bottom of my heart.

On the old squad leader's charred face, there was no life at all, his brows were tightly locked, his tongue was slightly spit out, and under his neck, a deep strangulation mark ran through the left and right, showing the way he died and the pain at that time.

I looked at the old squad leader's frowning, and couldn't help but sigh from the bottom of my heart:

Squad leader! What happened to you that you had to commit suicide to escape everything?! Why not wait for us to come? That's not your style at all! This is fundamentally ...... It shouldn't be your lifeline!

In the midst of lamentation, my eyes moistened involuntarily.

I only watched it for a while, and I couldn't bear to look at it anymore, and after a few moments, I took a few steps back, and waved my hand to the Celestial Master, asking him to hurry up and end the final ceremony.

Let's cover the coffin! Reciting the "mantra to close the coffin" may be a comfort to us.

The Broken Heaven Master nodded with a serious face, then took out a wicker from the waistband of his trousers, found some water on the incense case, and opened his mouth to mutter.

While wiping my old squad leader's body from the bottom up with wicker-soaked water, he muttered: "Grandpa Land is open, and he will still go in all directions in the next life!" The three corpse insect gods are happy, and they are bright and bright! The king of the stove opens his mouth in the sky, and the yin is eaten by the incense candles! The mountain god came from afar to open his nose, so don't panic in the future! The Sanqing Patriarch opened his eyes ......"

The Broken Heaven Master suddenly broke off.

Just as he was halfway through the recitation of the Heavenbreaker's incantation, he suddenly stopped abruptly. His mouth stumbled, what happened after the Sanqing Patriarch opened his eyes, but he didn't say it after all.

I looked at his increasingly solemn expression, and couldn't help but tug him and said, "What's wrong?" Go on! ”

The Broken Heaven Master's mouth was still trembling, and it took a long time before he turned around and pointed to the coffin of the old squad leader and said, "This Zhao Haipeng...... It's going to be a bad ghost! ”

His words made everyone's back spine cool to the end.