Chapter 6: Poke at the Underbelly

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I don't know who the person Zhao Haikun wants to see is, but I understand that this person must be very important, and he should be closely related to the affairs of the Zhao family.

And I feel that when we first met Zhao Haikun, he sat at the door of the house, and the real purpose of looking forward to it was to wait for this person to appear......

So, with curiosity about the people who came and sorrow for the old squad leader, I asked Zhao Haikun, "Who wants to come?" ”

As soon as Zhao Haikun heard my question, he turned around again and said with an embarrassed face: "A burial master is here to cover the coffin of the second child." ”

"Cover the coffin?" I was surprised. Do you need help to cover the coffin? Isn't it just a matter of having children?

But just when I wanted to continue to ask the reason for this, the woman who looked like a man, Gui Yuxiu, suddenly shouted at me impatiently: "What are you doing as an outsider's mother-in-law!" Let's cool off in this room first! ”

I...... Is it an outsider?!

Gui Yuxiu's words this time can make me angry.

The old squad leader is my master! Even if it is a "private teaching", it is also a master, and in the past, it was to dress the squad leader in linen and filial piety. Moreover, our cooks from the Five Organs Temple attach more importance to the "inheritance of rules". How can this be called an outsider?

Besides, the old squad leader was about to cover the coffin, but he let me hang it on the side, it was impossible at all, and I couldn't sit still!

So, I looked up and said, "Brother Kun, I'll go too!" In any case, I am also the only apprentice of the old squad leader, and I will close the coffin immediately...... I want to see him one last time. ”

Zhao Haikun nodded at me slightly, and then looked at his daughter-in-law expectantly.

His movements, I secretly screamed in my heart when I saw it! Because I found out that this Zhao Haikun seems to be the most afraid of his daughter-in-law, and his daughter-in-law, I'm afraid he is the one who is most afraid.

Sure enough, just when my mind moved, Gui Yuxiu suddenly raised his eyebrows and yelled at Zhao Haikun: "What's the use of watching when people die, I really want to see it, go back and send him a photo, and look at it slowly!" Pretending to be a filial son here, Lao Tzu is not uncommon! ”

Gui Yuxiu's words made me very resentful! She really doesn't give me face! It's okay if you don't give me face, but not even your husband's face? This wife...... Just upgraded to Lao Tzu directly?

But to be honest, although I am angry in my heart, I really have no way, as the so-called people are under the roof, who can not bow their heads? With him blushing, my next thing was even harder.

If you can't do martial arts, you can only write letters.

Although this Guiyu sister-in-law is tough, in my opinion, after all, there is still a "soft underbelly" to poke.

After thinking about it for a while, I quickly took out another five hundred dollars from my pocket.

I gently put the money into my sister-in-law's hand, and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, this means that I have brought the money from this comrade-in-arms on the bed, and on this happy day, you can make it convenient for me to finally meet the groom......

Gui Yuxiu, a woman, after seeing the money, unexpectedly began to shine with golden light!

Then, she grinned. While packing up the money, he praised me, "Oops! Why is this big brother so benevolent? Just at your righteous anger, your old squad leader will let you see you for the last time! Come with us! ”

I smiled dryly, my whole body was hot, and I didn't know what to say.

I really can only say one thing about this Gui Yuxiu's performance, and that is ...... She has become a sperm, she is a money essence!

…… In the incomparably depressed, I asked Xian Hongye to continue to help watch Wang Roar, and I pushed Zhao Haikun in a wheelchair and came to the courtyard of the Zhao family again.

In the compound, the noon banquet had dispersed, and there was no one else except for Zhao Hong and Ah Si, who were at a loss.

After the end of the song, the silent empty table and the lonely mourning hall were so dazzling in my eyes.

After I pushed Zhao Haikun in the wheelchair to stop, I looked at the coffin parked in the middle of the mourning hall, as well as the portrait in front of the coffin, incense candles, and grain and fruit tributes, and let out a long sigh.

I found that whenever I actually approached the coffin, I didn't have the courage to go over and look at it.

Since I came to the Zhao family, this kind of contradictory feelings have been haunting me, and I actually want to go to see my squad leader, see the comrades in the coffin, and see if his appearance is quiet

Can...... I don't have the courage, not only me, but also Zhao Hong doesn't have the courage either.

Because of this, I was a little hesitant.

At this time, Zhao Haikun also seemed to see this contradiction in my heart, he waved his hand to stop me, and said at the same time: "Wait first, when that person comes, let's go together." ”

I nodded, continued to wring my eyebrows, looking at the statue, and at the same time thinking about my past with the old squad leader, .......

After a while, I saw that the mortuary had not yet come, so I asked Gui Yuxiu, "Isn't he already here?" Why wait. ”

But before Gui Yuxiu could answer, I heard an extremely hoarse guy beside me, even called a "broken gong voice" guy answer me.

"This Zhao Haipeng is dead! It's going to be a bad ghost! If this Heavenly Master doesn't change into the Beidou Earth Demon Robe, how can he subdue him!! ”

This person's words made me feel very angry! And his tone of a charlatan also made me very disdainful.

I looked back, didn't think about it, just pointed at the bastard's face and scolded, "You fucking (harmonious) mom is a terrible ghost!" Be respectful to the dead! ”

Maybe my words were too sudden, so that the man was stunned and stood in place.

It was also in this moment that I glanced at him and saw the true face of this person.

Person...... It looks very weird!

Suddenly, it was a dark-skinned, skinny man, standing still, really no different from a dried corpse.

I saw that he was wearing six-eared hemp shoes, his legs were holding the legs of homespun trousers, and he was wearing a vest painted with seven stars and the geography of mountains and rivers, the vest had no sleeves, and his two thin arms were all exposed, and in those two hands, one hand held a wooden box, and the other hand held a white rooster.

Because the visuals he gave me were so sudden and intense that my mind was short-circuited, and I didn't even know what to say......

I really don't understand, his strange appearance is a monk...... Or is it a Taoist priest?

When I was surprised, the skinny fairy was happy first, he saw that I didn't speak, but instead stretched out his hand and pointed at my face, and smiled happily: "Why don't you scold?" Was it subdued by the domineering aura of this Heavenly Master? ”

The words of this skinny fairy really made me angry, and the girl was too arrogant, who did she think she was? Wearing a vest will have the air of a king?

But just when I opened my mouth and wanted to continue to count down this bastard, Gui Yuxiu, who was beside me, suddenly smiled.

What puzzles me is that in the face of such a slick liar, she actually took the initiative to accompany the smiling face, and flattered the skinny fairy:

"Oops! Heavenbreaker! Don't be like them, they haven't seen your skills, and you are so offended when you speak disrespectfully! ”

Gui Yuxiu spoke, and then made a move that shocked me!

She actually took out my share of the money from her trouser pocket! It's all stuffed into the hands of the skinny fairy.

I immediately realized the gravity of the situation.

The man who can make this kind of woman take the initiative to pay is either very capable or very able to fool, but as far as I can see, this skinny fairy is the latter.

And the most unfortunate thing is that the Zhao family obviously didn't realize all this.

After Gui Yuxiu gave the money, the skinny fairy was very useful, and after he put the money away, he patted Zhao Haikun's shoulder with his hand, and said a few words of comfort in a decent manner.

From their words, I quickly heard the clues that this Heaven Breaker had come here.

It turned out that after the death of my master Zhao Haipeng, it was a fatal blow to Zhao Haikun and my sister-in-law Guiyu, and this blow had made the two of them completely stunned.

So much so that when the two of them faced the corpse of my old squad leader, the first thing they thought of was not to call the police or mourn, but to find this well-known "Heaven Breaker" first to calculate what was going on.

Under the power of money, the Broken Heaven Master personally came to the scene three days ago to inspect it, not to say that my old squad leader died in Jinan after encountering evil spirits, and after he died, he had to become a powerful ghost, in order to prevent the squad leader from becoming a powerful ghost, he had to take measures.

What measures? That is, please marry in the dark, put on the ink coffin, and finally, invite him to do a trilogy of "Dharma Things".

Therefore, under his leadership, the Zhao family matched my old squad leader with a little girl in the village who had been dead for five years and was only nine years old, and this was the bizarre scene of holding a wedding for the dead today.

Ay! When I learned about this, I didn't know what to say, the behavior of the Zhao family can really only be described by "its heart is pitiful, its actions are pathetic", these eight words.

But it has come to this, although I am ruthless in my heart, there is nothing I can do.

After all, the Zhao family has already spent a lot of money for my squad leader, if I say a few more words at this time, wouldn't it be a matter of blocking others?

Forget it, open one eye, close one eye! Think of it as spending money...... Buy peace of mind.

But without my scolding, this famous "Heaven Breaker" in ten miles and eight villages...... It's really kicking your nose in the face!

After he said a few words of comfort to Zhao Haikun, he began to brag again, and the more he bragged, the more he bragged.

In the process, the Broken Heaven Master opened his wooden box, took out various "magic instruments" from it, and set up the incense case and candles, while not forgetting to brag about how great his ability and how old his qualifications were.

I endured all this, but I couldn't bear it in the end.

Because the more he talked about this product, the more mysterious it became, and in the end, he was ashamed to say: His ancestors are from a ghost-hunting family, or a royal family, called Duan Zhengchun, and there is a ghost-hunting kung fu of the family "six-vein sword", and Wang Chongyang's yang finger? ! Whatever the hell, he pointed his finger down, and it was settled immediately!

Hearing this, I really can't stand this charlatan!

There is a limit to being a human being, even if you cheat money, there is a fucking bottom line!

So, I disdainfully said to the Heaven Breaker Master, "Do you know the Six-Vein Divine Sword?" Then give us a show! Let everyone take a long look and see what is a six-vein divine sword? ”

Of course, I didn't take this seriously when I said it, I was just ridiculing him.

After all, if he really had the ability of the six-vein divine sword, he wouldn't cheat money by pretending to be a god here, and how could he take the things in martial arts novels seriously?

But what I didn't expect at all was that at the moment I spoke, the skinny fairy suddenly smiled confidently. That smile made me panic inexplicably.

Then, he actually stood up straight and said to me, "Okay! This Heavenly Master will let you see and understand, our Broken Family's Six-Vein Divine Sword! ”

As he spoke, he held his breath and slowly raised his thin right hand.

That posture, as if he really knew what kind of magic he would do?

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