There were a lot of people gathered inside and outside the amulet shop, and of course, it was impossible for those celebrities and celebrities to openly ask Master Azan to do things, they were all quiet, so this event was not interesting in my eyes. After the evening, I asked Fang Gang to stay in Shenyang for a few days. He pouted, "What is there to play with." It's not like I haven't been! "He used to come to Shenyang when he treated the vegetative son of Sister Feng, a female customer in Shenyang.

I told him that Shenyang's bathing and entertainment industry is very developed, no less than your Dongguan and Thailand, so he had a little interest and flew back to Shenyang with me. First take him to visit my Buddhist card shop, Fang Gang walked around the store a few times, pouted and didn't speak. I knew that he obviously thought that my store was not high-end enough, so he said that when Thai Buddha cards were popularized in China in the future, I would open a Buddha brand supermarket, and Fang Gang laughed.

In the evening, I invited him to eat barbecue, Fang Gang is Cantonese, he doesn't like this kind of greasy food, I eat with a mouth full of oil, but he didn't react and still ordered a ginseng chicken soup, so he barely ate the meal. After checking out, I took him to the largest and hottest bathing center in Shenyang for recreation, there are hundreds of service ladies, and the Northeast girl is tall and has a good figure, which makes Fang Gang's eyes straight.

Just as he was choosing, my mobile phone rang, and it was a middle-aged woman calling: "My husband has just woken up, and he has a cut on his chest and is bleeding from something. What's going on? ”

"Oh...... This is also normal, he now has to fight with ghosts every day, and it is inevitable that he will be injured, so just get through it. "I don't have any excuses, so I have to deal with it like this.

The middle-aged woman obviously didn't buy my explanation: "That's how you have to fight with ghosts? What if you are stabbed to death by a demon with a knife one day? His mission on earth is not yet complete! ”

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, even if he wants to go back to the Heavenly Realm in advance, his uncle Jade Emperor will not agree, ghosts can't fight immortals." The middle-aged woman said that the day after tomorrow her husband would set up an altar in the home of a believer, and invite Zhou Tianshen and Buddha to be guests. I said think about it again and get back to you tomorrow. She asked me to make a decision as soon as possible, I am a person with Huigen, and it is also a blessing to be favored by Zhenjun. Don't miss your chance. Otherwise, this kind of opportunity may have to wait a few hundred years now. I want to laugh, I think I'm not a turtle, can I wait a few hundred years?

Hanging up the phone, I asked Fang Gang what he meant, and he said, "Why don't you go?" Go, I'll walk with you too, and see what this Erlang God looks like. ”

I said, "What if they force me to apprentice?" ”

Fang Gang smiled: "What are you afraid of with me, I saw this kind of liar when I was in Huizhou, it's okay!" "I had the bottom of my mind and immediately texted the middle-aged woman and told her that I would definitely arrive the day after tomorrow. She sent me an address in a remote area of Yuhong District, Shenyang. Tell me again, it's best to bring a few more friends to watch, but don't bring the imperial food. For example, those who work at ICBC. At the same time, he specially instructed that it is best to bring more people who feel that life is stressful, very tired, seriously ill, and weak. Also, if you know someone very rich, it's best to bring it too.

I showed Fang Gang this text message, and Fang Gang sneered and didn't speak.

The next day, Fang Gang and I took a taxi and came to this place according to the address. There are no residential areas in the vicinity at all, and there are occasional single-family houses on the side of the road. The villa is beautifully repaired, but the surroundings are too desolate, except for the woods are wasteland, I really don't understand what it means to buy a villa here. Fang Gang poked his head out of the car window and snorted: "You Northeast people are really interesting, buying a villa in a place where this kind of bird doesn't poop is the same as showing people a grave in a cemetery!" ”

I laughed and said that you don't understand the world of rich people, and his face was full of disdain. After arriving at the place, I just walked into the front yard of the villa. I saw five or six luxury cars in the courtyard, including a brand-new Audi Q5, which was probably the one that the middle-aged man told me that his believers had taken him to Beijing to buy. There was a mess of voices in the villa, and it seemed that there were quite a few people. The building materials business Boss Xia was standing in the courtyard talking on his mobile phone, and when he saw me coming, he quickly hung up the phone and led us in.

This villa is indeed not small, the living room is almost half of the basketball court, many men and women in groups of three or five, or chatting together, or fiddling with TV discs, or talking to middle-aged men in front of the sofa. There was Buddhist sutra music playing in the room, and the middle-aged man was sitting upright on the sofa, with the polygamy kun ping around his neck, and two female believers sitting on the right, including the woman who came out of the bedroom last time and wore pajamas, and the short woman who was about to divorce her husband. I admire a middle-aged man, a short woman is short and ugly, that's it, he can actually cheat sex.

The middle-aged woman saw that I had received a newcomer, and hurriedly asked who it was, Fang Gang said: "I am a friend of Tian Qi's boss, I have lived in Thailand for a long time, and the Buddhist medals he sold you were sent from Thailand by me!" ”

As soon as she heard this, the middle-aged woman immediately greeted us with a smile and brought us to the middle-aged man's sofa. There were a few more people kowtowing there, claiming that the immortal master was on it or something, there were a lot of stacks of money on the coffee table, as well as two boxes of Canon digital cameras, and a lot of ginseng and deer antler velvet and other tonic gift boxes. The middle-aged woman used a pair of small scissors to cut open the gift box, and inside was a ginseng. A man said: "Immortal Master, this is what my friend bought from a ginseng farmer, who dug up this old ginseng in the deep mountains of Changbai Mountain a few years ago, and said that it has been at least two or three hundred years, and now I am filial to the immortal master, and I wish the immortal master a long life!" ”

Everyone followed the order, and the middle-aged man said solemnly: "I can't live to be a hundred years old, because there is a decree from the heavenly realm, I can only live to be seventy-seven years old at most, and I will ascend to heaven on June 24, 2033." Some believers hurriedly took out pen and paper and wrote them down carefully.

The middle-aged woman introduced Fang Gang to her husband, and when the middle-aged man heard that he was a Thai-Chinese who had specially offered me Buddhist card goods, he reached out and shook hands with him for the first time, and the believers next to him also greeted Fang Gang and shook hands, and asked him for business cards. But Fang Gang is very obedient, and he will never give his contact information to my customers. The middle-aged man asked Fang Gang where his hometown was, and Fang Gang said: "My ancestral home is Huizhou, Guangdong, where are you from, Mr. Er?" ”

"Who's Mr. Two?" The middle-aged man is strange.

Fang Gang laughed: "Aren't you the reincarnation of Erlang God?" I am from Huizhou, Guangdong believes in this very much, if you go to Guangdong, you will be a groom every day, and enter the cave room every night! These words made the middle-aged man's face sink immediately, and several believers also accused Fang Gang of talking nonsense.

The middle-aged man said solemnly: "I didn't come to the world for pleasure, but to transform the world, Mr. Fang, you are too greedy, I advise you to worship me as an immortal master first, let me dissolve all the greed and hatred in you, and you can ascend to the heavenly realm after you die." Fang Gang asked how to apprentice and what rules there were in the future.

The middle-aged woman said, "You see, these are all brothers of the new apprentices, and they have taken out all the money from their families and contributed them to the immortal master, so that it will be easier for him to go to various places to preach, so as to help more people get out of the sea of suffering." ”

Fang Gang said: "Then I'll think about it, first call my mother and ask her how much money she has at home." After saying that, he took out his mobile phone and began to dial. A smile appeared on the middle-aged man's face, and I smiled secretly in my heart, knowing that Fang Gang was lying, but I didn't know what medicine he was selling in his gourd. Fang Gang put the phone to his ear, turned around and walked a few steps to make a call, and whispered something. I'm sure he didn't speak Chinese, but it didn't seem to be Thai, so I thought maybe this guy just wanted to call some friend abroad, and by the way, he found an excuse to ask his mother. Fang Gang is this character, cynical. Claw-slashing.

Two more believers came over and kowtowed, and at the same time held a yellow paper bag in each hand and respectfully held it above their heads and handed it over. The middle-aged man nodded slightly, and the female believer sitting next to him stretched out her hand to take it, when the middle-aged man suddenly trembled all over, his eyes were straight, and everyone was stunned, not knowing what was going on. The middle-aged woman immediately said loudly: "All believers, kneel down quickly, the true body of Erlang God is going to heaven to invite the gods and Buddhas to come down to earth!" ”