Dozens of people immediately knelt in the living room, and another seven or eight people did not kneel, all staring at the middle-aged man with the same puzzled faces as me. Fang Gang turned around and whispered on the phone while staring at the middle-aged man's expression. The middle-aged man shivered for a moment. Suddenly, he slapped the short woman sitting next to him with a big mouth. The beating made the woman's face full of shock, covering her face and unable to speak. As soon as Fang stopped talking, the middle-aged man's body stopped shaking, looked at the kneeling people in front of him, and nodded with a smile. The short woman next to her asked aggrievedly, "Immortal Master, what's wrong with me, you're going to beat me?" ”

The middle-aged man looked at the five finger prints on her face and asked what it meant, and the short woman said, "You slapped me just now, I didn't disrespect the immortal master today!" ”

"When have I ever hit you?" The middle-aged man asked strangely.

The middle-aged woman's eyes rolled, and she hurriedly played a round: "It wasn't your immortal master who beat you just now, but the true body of Erlang God who was beating you, he wanted to give you a head start, and see that your Huigenda has not reached the realm of being able to ascend to immortality immediately, but unfortunately it hasn't." ”

The short woman shed tears of remorse: "I know that my sins are too heavy, and I will practice harder in the future!" "I saw it in my eyes. I also understood it in my heart. Fang Gang was obviously taking the opportunity of the phone call to recite some kind of dark witch mantra, which made the Yin Spirit resentful.

The middle-aged woman said loudly: "Let's send the true body of the immortal master Erlang to ascend to the heavenly realm, please go down to earth!" Everyone started kowtowing again. Fang Gang turned around and continued to chant in a low voice.

The middle-aged man stood up suddenly, panting heavily, his eyes frightened, looking left and right at the four women sitting on both sides, reaching out to pull their hair, and scolding even with kicks and beatings: "Get out, stay away from me, don't come here, I'll stab someone if I come again!" ”

Everyone was stunned and looked up at him, several women thought that the immortal master was doing it, and they didn't dodge, they all closed their eyes and bowed their heads to endure. The middle-aged man grabbed the small scissors on the coffee table and stabbed it at a woman's head, right on the back of her neck, the woman screamed loudly in pain, couldn't resist it anymore, bounced up from the sofa and ran out of the door. The middle-aged man didn't chase after him, and continued to stab others, and the living room suddenly became a mess. Everyone dodged one after another, and the middle-aged woman shouted: "Don't be afraid, the immortal master is fighting against demons, because there are demons preventing the immortal master from going to heaven, don't be afraid of ......"

The middle-aged man was like a mad dog, pricked when he saw someone, and said in his mouth: "I don't wear tights, I don't wear them, don't force me!" The timid ones all ran out of the villa, but there were still more than thirty die-hard believers, half of them kneeling on the ground and begging the demon to let go of the immortal master, and the other half rushed up, looking for an opportunity to snatch the scissors from the middle-aged man's hand.

I stood in front of Fang Gang, afraid that someone would find out about him reciting the mantra, but the middle-aged woman was quite cunning. Seeing that Fang Gang had been calmly calling, he became suspicious in his heart, and walked over quickly to bypass me to observe Fang Gang. I moved my footsteps to block it, the more I blocked her, the more suspicious she became, and when I saw that Fang Gang was holding a mobile phone in his hand, his eyes were secretly looking outward, she suddenly understood, pointed at Fang Gang and said, "Hey, what the hell are you doing here?" ”

Fang Gang walked a few steps towards a door, and the middle-aged woman shouted: "Go and catch that person surnamed Fang, he is chanting a demon spell to harm your immortal master, kill him!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I was anxious, and several believers ran after Fang Gang, and a middle-aged woman also ran in front of me, grabbed my hair and slapped me in the mouth. The woman was strong. I was unprepared and slapped twice, and I was hit straight to Venus. At this time, the middle-aged man rushed over with scissors, and I pushed the middle-aged woman over, thinking to myself how close you two should be. The middle-aged woman's back was next to her husband's chest, and the middle-aged man's eyes were red, and he didn't care about it, he stabbed it with scissors, and scolded while stabbing back: "Fuck, fuck me, fuck ......" every knife was stabbed on the middle-aged woman.

The middle-aged woman's screams were the same as killing pigs, and the remaining believers were so frightened that their faces turned white when they saw this formation, and they no longer had the heart to beg the immortal master, so they fled from the villa one after another.

"Fang Gang, let's go!" I screamed. Fang Gang ran out of the house, we went out of the villa gate, there were two or three believers in the courtyard who drove to start the car remotely, the believers who didn't have a car scrambled to drill into the car, and the owner didn't have the heart to stop it, Fang Gang and I also got into a Toyota and left the villa as if fleeing for our lives.

The car drove for one or two hundred meters, and I looked behind me, and the middle-aged man ran out of the villa covered in blood, and ran along the road, chasing the car frantically. It was definitely not able to catch up, but the owner of the car was also so frightened that his face turned white, his hands trembled, and the car drove forward in an S shape, and he almost crashed into other cars several times. Fang Gang and I were afraid of long nights and dreams, so after just turning a few corners, we asked the owner to stop where we could get a taxi. Both sides tacitly knew that this matter was going to make a big fuss, so we didn't speak, and the more we knew, the more dangerous it was.

Fang Gang and I took a taxi back to the Buddha shop, and when we drank water, my hand holding the water cup was shaking, Fang Gang sat on the chair, looked at me, took out a cigar and lit it, thinking about something while smoking.

"Big, big, what do you want?" I asked.

Fang Gang said, "It's okay. ”

What do I mean by nothing, you must be thinking something. Fang Gang said, "I mean, the two of us are fine. ”

I hurriedly asked, "Why?" ”

Fang Gang said: "I analyzed this matter from beginning to end just now, and the owner of the villa will definitely call the police, even if he doesn't report it, the pedestrians and vehicles on the road will also report it." No matter if the fake immortal is arrested in the public security bureau or a mental hospital, he will not get better in the future. I just read the dark witch control spell that Azan Pai taught me last year, and the name is very awkward, I forgot, it is a confinement spell from Cambodia. But the mana is not very strong, so it can anger the resentful yin spirit, and it can awaken the yin spirit in the evil card. ”

I laughed, "There is still such a spell?" Could it be that it is specifically used to lure the Yin Spirit out and cause trouble, such as the situation we just encountered? "Tie it with your claws.

Fang Gang pointed at me with a cigar between his fingers: "Boy, don't underestimate this kind of black witch spell, it's not a joke, it's just a joke, it's used by the black-clothed Azan when he blessed and imprisoned the resentful yin spirit." They have to use this low-level spell to find out the location of the yin spirits and the strength of their grievances, and when they are angry, they will use the advanced spell to make the final blessing, which is equivalent to provoking the opponent first, luring them out of the house, and then knocking them unconscious with a stick. ”

After he explained this, I realized that this spell was really good, and I had to find an opportunity for him to teach it to me in the future, just in case I needed it. Fang Gang continued: "The fake immortal has been possessed by four resentful yin spirits, it is impossible to get better at all, and the police can't ask anything, but it is easy to find out that he pretended to be Erlang God and cheated money everywhere, and the result afterwards can only be that he is willing to be beaten, and if he is deceived of money, he will go to the public security bureau to get the money back, and he can return as much as he wants." If you are deceived, you can only admit that you are unlucky, and then the fake fairy enters the mental hospital, and his wife is self-inflicted whether she is dead or alive, and no one else is to blame. ”

I nodded, this result should be the best, Fang Gang and I had no risk, and completely made the fake immortal couple miserable. I smiled and said, "The two of us have earned 15,000 yuan well, accumulated virtue and good deeds, and received benefits, do we have to celebrate tonight?" ”

That night, I took Fang Gang to change a very large bathing center, and called him a famous one-stop service, what eight major items, ten major items, Fang Gang is very satisfied with the bathing industry in Shenyang, but unfortunately he is not a star, otherwise you can leave a little inscription ink treasure or something.

On the morning of the third day, I took out the morning newspaper from the newspaper box at the door of the Buddhist brand shop, and took a closer look, and it really appeared on this news, saying that a murder occurred in a private villa in a township in Yuhong District, Shenyang City, the murderers were Heilongjiang farmer Zhao and his wife Qian, the two were originally unemployed vagrants, and then Zhao pretended to be Erlang God descended to earth, and the husband and wife partnered to cheat in many places in the three northeastern provinces, defrauding nearly two million yuan in property, and dozens of women were divorced from their husbands in the name of "Qing Xiu", or Zhao was insane after becoming Zhao's sex slave for a long time. stabbed his wife Qian more than ten times, and Zhao is currently in custody, and Qian is not out of danger in the hospital.