Chapter 85: I've never seen such a brazen pig

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and was embarrassed: "Wu Neng, this is your senior brother......"

"Hmph, bullshit, brother!"

Zhu Bajie looked up to the sky and snorted, pointed at Cui Shi who was riding on the white dragon horse, and sneered:

"This thing doesn't have any magical powers, it's just the name of a monkey who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago. He dared to openly take away the dragon horse that should have belonged to the master, and even gave me this burden of one or two hundred catties! I just want to ask, what is he relying on?"

"Master, let's not compete with him for an entry priority, I have no opinion on being a junior brother. But I can't see that this guy has no respect for his elders, and he doesn't even care about the master? But this layman who even climbed Fuling Mountain and was sweating profusely, forget it!"

"What are you looking for? If you're not convinced, let's have a good time fighting with my old pig?"

Speaking of which, he casually lifted the 5,400-pound Shangbao Qinjin rake, pointed at Cui Shi from afar, and openly called for battle!

【it!】

[Brothers quickly make an announcement, it's time for the big show!]

[Nima, Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong are just facing each other, this scene is not in Gao Laozhuang, but it has been arranged until now?]

[The anchor is elusive, write a service word first!]

[Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, the brother of the official account didn't send a message, and now it's less than 100,000 people, and they all think that today is a regular boring scenery film, don't miss the excitement!]

[Upstairs, rest assured, the message has been sent!]

In less than a minute, the official account of "Jianxilai" in the prestige popped up a new push, and the content was very simple.

"Zhu Bajie angrily scolded Sun Wukong, the war is about to break out, come quickly!"

[Hold the grass, I'm here, the game has been forced to retreat, has it been fought here, has it been fought, has the golden hoop stick been taken out?]

[It's coming, it's good that the public food has been handed over tonight, and I haven't missed anything, right?]

[Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, the ranking match between the brothers and sisters is about to begin. 】

[Zhu Bajie is very fierce, now it's time to force out the real ability of the anchor, right? Oops, the climax came without warning, and the anchor really knows how to play. 】

[There is ambiguity upstairs...... Don't you live with the anchor?]

[Mr. Xuan: The old drivers are holding off driving, let's watch the pig monkey battle first!]

[I wipe it...... This is the worst time that the princes have been hacked......]

[What happened just now, the two of them are fine in Gao Laozhuang, who picks the matter first!]

Hiss!

Cui Shi gasped, he really didn't expect that in the CCTV version of Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie, who has always been honest and stupid, would burst out as soon as he left Gao Laozhuang!

To be reasonable, he did not have any provocation against Zhu Bajie, and he also called "Bajie" in a decent manner. It's not called "nerd", not even "second", but uses a very usual and affectionate title.

But obviously, this pig's head had been holding back this thought for a long time, and deliberately provoked an incident under the pretext that Tang Seng was not allowed to kill.

But when you think about it, it makes sense.

In the original "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong chased all the way from Gao Laozhuang to the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain, Zhu Bajie's old nest, and a vicious fight was dark. Even later, with a monkey head that King Kong is not broken, he let Zhu Bajie hit his head with a rake, and the fire was fireworks, which scared Zhu Bajie into weakness and recognized the identity and status of the senior brother.

And he accepted Zhu Bajie by himself, but it was completely ingenious, relying on the once ignition of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and putting the gold-lettered signboard of the scripture learner.

In the final analysis, Zhu Bajie identifies with the identity of the person who learns the scriptures, but he has never identified with himself!

Now that he has picked up the heavy burden, and seeing that he is riding the best horse and doing nothing, he finally can't hold it back, not rushing at Tang Seng, but wants to grab the position of this senior brother?

Hey!

Cui Shi's eyes flickered, and a playful smile appeared on his face.

What a pig's head, Lao Tzu gives you face, you don't have a face yourself, right?

You don't know me!

I am particularly familiar with the vernacular books and comic books of various versions of "Journey to the West", watched countless movies and serials with the theme of Journey to the West, learned more than a dozen folk legends about Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law, devoted myself to studying the past and present lives of Chang'e and Gao Cuilan, and deeply analyzed Zhu Bajie's role in the scripture-learning team...... Can't get your little pig?

Amuse!

Cui Shi turned over and dismounted, and walked towards Zhu Bajie step by step, facing the nine-toothed nail rake that was enough to crush him into meat sauce, but he was not afraid.

"Do you dare to fight the old pig?"

Zhu Bajie frowned, although he knew that the person opposite did not have the slightest cultivation power, but it was always difficult to pick up the rake and smash it to death.

After all, Master just said that you can't kill. Even hares and the like are considered living beings, and they kill people in front of them...... Even the weakest person will offend the leader.

As a former official ape of the Heavenly Court, Zhu Bajie of course firmly remembered that he must not offend the leader. In fact, in the original Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng respected Tang Sanzang very much, far from Sun Wukong's indifferent appearance.

This is the mindset formed by government officials for a long time, no matter how spicy the other party is, how incompetent, as long as the person is the leader, then it can't be provoked.

"Pig-like existence, what qualifications do you have to talk to me!"

Cui Shi faced the nine nail teeth that flickered with cold light, and squirted blatantly, his fingers almost poked into Zhu Bajie's huge nostrils, and shouted:

"Black-haired horseman, shameless pig, you have been beaten to death by two thousand hammers to the mortal world, and you are as stupid as you don't know why. Being mixed in with the scripture-learning team is already an extra blessing of the Buddha, and a brainless stupid pig dares to bark wildly here? I have never seen such a brazen pig!"

[I'm going to be big!Just frontal, just frontal!cool!]

[I'm all getting up from my chair, it's the rhythm of the war that is about to start.] 】

[Sun Wukong is domineering!!I don't feel any cowardice in the face of the nine-tooth nail rake, this is the aura of Sun Dasheng who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, there is nothing wrong!]

[Hahaha, Zhu Bajie was sprayed so much that his face was almost at the bottom of the pot. Don't be vain, fight!]

[Cool and sassy!Don't talk nonsense, start playing at speed, I've been waiting for this day for a long time......]

[Come on, come on, have a good fight!]

[System message: Thank you for the chicken leg Γ—1 sent by the "Three-Second King"!]

[System message: Thanks to the chicken rack Γ—1 sent by the "old driver director!]

[System message: Thanks to the chicken feet sent by "Luo Luo Yao" Γ—2!]

[System News: Thank you for the chicken feet sent by "Sword Qi Cold Spring Water" Γ—10!]

[Sword Qi Cold Spring Water: Alas, I'll fight 0 more, this Nima!]

[System News: Thank you for the chicken wings sent by the "King of the Daughter Country" Γ—1!]

......

A large number of tips quickly floated up, and none of them were small, and the total amount of tips was as high as tens of thousands in an instant!

This is just before the war, and it is conceivable that if this battle is fought happily, it is very likely that there will be a top-level item like a hot chicken head again tonight.