"You !!"

Zhu Bajie was furious, and the nine-toothed nail rake couldn't help shaking in his hand, and it turned into a cold light in the sun.

This is too much of a deception!

Even if he was scolded by the master, he smashed him with a rake first!

Zhu Bajie's eyes flashed with fierce light, and he no longer paid attention to Tang Seng's face. The dignified Marshal Tianpeng, even if he goes down to the earth to be a demon, he is also a cadre reserve trained at the grassroots level, how can he suffer such a shameful humiliation?

Cui Shi sneered and sneered: "Hurry up and smash me to death, I'd rather go to the Netherworld Mansion to drink tea with Niu Tou Ma Mian than to mix with a stupid pig all day long." ”

"Ahhh

Zhu Bajie shouted angrily: "Bastard! You tell me clearly, what am I stupid? I teased Chang'e back then, but it was just an impulse after drinking, and I confessed to it." I don't know why, what do you say stupid...... What the hell...... You're a mere mortal, and you know something!"

"Humph!"

Cui Shi pursed his lips disdainfully, and asked with a look of disgust: "Tell me, what is the identity of the Chang'e who was molested by you in Guanghan Palace?"

"She'......"

Speaking of this embarrassing incident in his life, Zhu Bajie rarely blushed, and was actually a little embarrassed, and said: "Chang'e is one of the maids of the Taiyin Xingjun of Guanghan Palace, and I have long been ...... I have long seen that she was born beautifully, and that day with the strength of wine, this is ...... Alas!"

Sure enough, it is consistent with the original record of Journey to the West, she is just an ordinary maid, not like the CCTV version of Chang'e, who still has a good status.

"Pull down the pig's head, put away your pig-like shyness!"

Cui Shi was even more confident in his heart, shook his head and said: "You don't want to think about it, what level is Taiyin Xingjun, that is, one of the Nine Yao, except for guarding a Guanghan Palace, there are a few girls and rabbits in it, plus a tree, and a fool under the tree picks up an axe and chops all day long, and then there is no power, right?"

"And you?!"

"Generalissimo of the Arctic Tianpeng, one of the four saints of the Arctic of the Taoist protector god, and the four saints of the Antarctic, it is called the Eight Poles! itself is a level higher than Jiuyao, and you have a heavy army, hundreds of thousands of sailors in Tianhe are all your subordinates, the dignified commander-in-chief of the navy, the existence of the rank of admiral, and she has taken a fancy to a maid of the Taiyin Xingjun family, what is she not happy about?!"

"Isn't it much better to marry you and become the marshal's wife immediately than to be a subordinate in the Guanghan Palace?"

Zhu Bajie widened his pig eyes, feeling that these words were reasonable, and they were irrefutable everywhere.

That's right!

Anyway, before I mistakenly cast a pig fetus, it was also a good look, and my identity and status were far from being comparable to Taiyin Xingjun, why did I make it like this!

"And she...... Why did you hide from XC that day and refuse to obey me?"

At this time, he no longer had his previous menacing appearance, and looked at each other's eyes with a little confusion.

"No, hmph, no, it's just that you're stupid!"

Cui Shi scolded mercilessly, and said disdainfully: "This Chang'e, you don't know much about ......"

Do you understand again?

Zhu Bajie is not convinced, I have never seen you like this in the heavenly court.

"Chang'e has a rabbit, right?"

"Yes. ”

"That rabbit often pounds medicine, doesn't it?"

"Yes. ”

"Then the question is, may I ask Generalissimo Tianpeng, which one of the people in Guanghan Palace has a chronic disease and needs to be made medicine all year round? Is it Chang'e or Taiyin Xingjun?"

"This ......"

Zhu Bajie scratched the pig's head, dumbfounded and speechless, I haven't heard of anyone with any illness.

Oh, so what is it like to make medicine all day?

"Hey, that's why you pig's head is simple. ”

Cui Shi sighed and shook his head, and said angrily: "The medicine is fake, in fact, it is mainly to cover up the true function of that jade pestle. Is this Chang'e...... She has a reputation in Heaven for a long time, she is a merry fairy, you have a crush on her, she is infinitely happy, and she just wants to please you. ”

The four words of the Merry Fairy are not made up by Cui Shi, this is the original text of the original "Journey to the West" written in black and white, and it is indeed these four-word comments.

"How so?" she dodged vigorously...... Later, it finally attracted the picket spirit officer. ”

"Get out!"

Cui Shi scolded with a smile: "Chang'e is right to dodge, people don't call people, right? You are so drunk that you can't catch people, you howl desperately, and finally howl the patrol police, who are you relying on?"

"And she...... What are you hiding?"

"Nonsense! Whose girl do you see coming to the door like this, and you will directly cooperate with the obedience and take off your clothes? Heaven and earth still pay attention to drinking flower wine first and then doing things, is it good? Chang'e is also a kind heart, thinking about having a fun time, just add a little mystery to you, who knows that you stupid pig is stupid enough to break through the sky, before Chang'e finishes a set of flowers, you especially start to howl, this is good, a good day Chang mission, you messed up, two thousand hammers to beat you is not much, why don't you beat you to death a brainless one!"

"I ...... I...... This!!"

Zhu Bajie was stunned, although this person spoke many new words, such as naval commander, admiral rank, heaven and earth, etc., which were completely incomprehensible, but the general meaning was still clearly expressed.

In short, Chang'e is playing with herself, am I mistaken?

Those two thousand hammers can be ...... Wrong!

Immediately, my heart sank, and I couldn't help but re-examine the person in front of me.

Although it is true that he does not feel any supernatural power, this person seems to know everything about the power structure and human relations of the Heavenly Court!

Could it be ...... It's a back-to-basics master, I looked away?

"Hurry up and fast, don't be stupid here. ”

Cui Shi generously stepped forward and patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder, and persuaded him earnestly: "It's all in the past, don't take it to heart." In fact, this trip is more or less a benefit for you, as long as you listen to my command, I promise that you will not be lonely along the way. ”

Oh, and there are benefits?

Zhu Bajie really asked with great interest: "Senior brother, what do you say?"

"Don't ask so much questions first, study hard!"

Cui Shi Zhengse said: "From heaven to the world, your magical powers are still there, and your emotional intelligence has not changed, but it is still outrageously stupid, and elementary school students are stronger than you! That's it.,After a while, there will probably be a few Bodhisattvas who will become sisters and come to contact us.,The four saints test the Zen mind.,When the time comes, brother will give you a sample.,You also learn the correct posture of flirting with girls.。 ”

"Oops, I'm sorry. ”

Cui Shi suddenly slapped his head and smiled at the translucent barrage in the air: "I accidentally spoiled it, don't worry about it." ”

"Senior brother, who are you talking to?"

Zhu Bajie was inexplicable, showing a puzzled look.

"God!"

Cui Shi thought to himself, as a contracted anchor, the audience is God, there is nothing wrong with it.

Yes!

Zhu Bajie was shocked, could it be "Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Nature Miluo Supreme Jade Emperor God"?

Everyone is used to calling the Jade Emperor, why is the senior brother called God, and he can actually talk to the Jade Emperor at any time, obviously the relationship is extraordinary!

This person has a deep background, and he is only afraid that he is older than the master who reincarnated the golden cicada, and he traveled west just to become a Buddha. If that's the case, it doesn't matter if I have supernatural powers or not! I can't be stupid and rashly offended, and with another three or five thousand hammers, the old pig will become meat sauce.

"Senior brother is above, Zhu Wuneng is short-sighted and doesn't know what to do, I have offended a lot before, I hope that Senior Brother will forgive me!"

Cui Shi didn't speak.

Zhu Bajie thought that his senior brother's anger had not subsided, and he even made a gesture again and again, and he didn't even dare to raise his head.

Don't you know, Cui Shi is looking at the barrage of swiping the screen at this moment, and he almost can't straighten up with a smile......