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Xiao Yu retracted his foot and put the villain on the ground, "If you have something to say, I promise he won't be able to move you with a finger." ”

The villain's lips trembled, and before he could speak, tears were already raining down, pouring down two lines.

Those people who ate melons also noticed that the situation was wrong, and surrounded them three times inside and three circles outside.

"I beg you to make decisions for me......"

Halfway through the words, he was already choked up, sobbing sideways, tears were all over his face, and the rouge he had wiped before was scattered, which looked really funny.

It's just that the cuckoo's cry of blood is like a wail, which really makes people laugh.

"My name is Huang Xin, I am from She County, Donghai, half a year ago, I went out to sell dates, passing through a yellow mud gang, I was thirsty at that time, and it happened that this person was carrying a load of wine lees, so I discussed exchanging my dates for his wine." Huang Xinxing Xu hadn't spoken for a long time, his tongue was still a little wooden, and he pointed at the tall man with a face full of resentment, "Who knew that this guy was drugged in wine!" After I changed his wine, I only took one sip and fainted, and when I woke up, I found myself tied up in a dark room, beaten and scolded by him every day, and poured me black medicine. ”

"Fellow fathers and fellow villagers, I was also a seven-foot man before, but I was forced to be harmed by his evil magic to look like this!"

"In order to prevent me from talking, he specially poisoned me dumb." When Huang Xin said this, he couldn't help but burst into tears.

The people who eat melons were surprised and surprised, and then they were furious, although they had never seen the world, but the basic truth and hypocrisy could still be distinguished-

One wept bitterly and his voice was as sad as a cuckoo crying blood, and the other was sweating profusely and his eyes were hideous and vicious, isn't it clear who is true and who is false?

"Hit! Kill this pickled scumbag who uses evil magic to harm people! ”

"There are such vicious people in the world, they should be cut by a thousand cuts!"

"Shoot him!"

For a while, the fists were like rain, drowning the tall man, and when the crowd dispersed, this guy was already covered with blood and footprints, but fortunately, this guy hugged his head, but he was not really killed.

"Phew!" A man spat at the mouth, "Don't fight, everyone, lest you be sued for your life!" Let's escort him to the yamen, and we have the Qingtian Lord to deal with it, so if I can't say it, I have to go to the vegetable market and be cut by a thousand knives. ”

"Hey, we can't miss it."

"Yes, yes, my dad has been in poor health lately, always coughing, and I happened to dip it in a bloody steamed bun."

“……”

I guess I heard something terrible! It's normal for the elderly to be in poor health, sleep and cover the quilt at night, drink more hot water and exercise more, it's really not good to go to Lang Zhong to treat the disease and grab medicine, what the hell is the blood steamed bun!

It must be the kind that Brother Xun wrote in the article, the blood that can cure all diseases sprayed when the head and body of the condemned prisoner are separated, don't be superstitious, that thing has no effect of curing diseases and saving people except for making children cry and women screaming.

The ancient masses are undoubtedly lovely, the road is not left behind, it may be a bit exaggerated, but the grandmother fell to the ground but someone must have helped, at this moment after listening to Huang Xin's experience, he was filled with righteous indignation, and the responders gathered, and hundreds of people tied up the tall man, and marched towards the official yamen with great momentum......

Xiao Yu retired after his success, and he was about to leave, hiding his merit and fame.

But at this time, Huang Xin suddenly bumped over, knelt down in front of Xiao Yu with a "poof", kowtowed violently, and cried:

"Thank you for saving your life! Let me be wronged! ”

He really kowtowed, and blood marks appeared on his head just once, compared to Duan Yu's guy who was only dizzy after knocking his head ninety-nine times, he was too sincere.

Xiao Yu stretched out his hand to grab him, and sighed lightly, there are so many poor people in the world, and he can only roar when he sees injustice.

"I just stopped the man, it's not my pot that you can talk to." Xiao Yu pointed at Jigong and blinked.

Huang Xin is also a clever character, his eyes lit up when he heard this, he turned his head and ran to Jigong, and he knelt down again and kowtowed violently:

"Master, be merciful, give me a few more elixirs!"

Jigong said with a smile:

"Don't you think my mud pills are dirty now?"

"No, no!" The dwarf's head shook like a rattle, and his eyes were full of anticipation and longing.

Jigong snorted, reached out and grabbed it on his body, and after a while, another mud pill appeared in his palm, "You eat it at night, it's best to prepare a table of wine and meat before eating, if you're lucky, you can return to the original state tomorrow." ”

"Thank you, Master, thank you, Master!" The villain hurriedly kowtowed, took the mud pill like a treasure, and asked cautiously, "Master, why do you want to prepare a table of wine and meat?" ”

"Well." Jigong smiled, "If you can't come back, you will finally have a good meal of wine and food, and you will have no regrets on the road." ”

“……”

In the live broadcast room——

"Well, why are there so many wicked people in the world?"

"It's as meaningless as the chicken or the egg, the man or the woman."

"So let's give our best wishes for a better tomorrow."

"I suspect that what Jigong rubbed off his body was not a mud pill, but a panacea...... I really want to taste what it tastes like. ”

"Upstairs has a really strong taste (disdainful face)."

"This is called a heavy mouth? Let me tell you about my own experience...... Anyway, I rushed to the car this morning, there were more people in the car, and the air was a little stuffy, but a male passenger ate a leek box if no one was around, and a girl standing next to him couldn't stand the smell, so she asked him to get off the car and eat again. The male passenger didn't say a word, but gave a long hiccup with an apologetic face, and then he was gorgeously vomited......"

"Huh! Shut upstairs! The old lady's goosebumps are coming out! ”

"It's good, it's good, I've got to go."

“……”

Huang Xin was very grateful, and under the guard of a group of enthusiastic melon-eating people, he went to the yamen, and it is needless to say what the outcome was.

Xiao Yu shook his head, didn't go to join in the fun, turned around and walked towards a big ship docked nearby.

Since you have silver, there is no need to grieve yourself and run to squeeze what ordinary ferry, after all, children cry and adults scold on ordinary ferries, and there are chickens, ducks, fish, geese, pigs and other animals, which may not be able to adapt to it.

After paying the money, I was about to get on the boat, when a cry suddenly sounded behind me: "Go slowly!" Walking! ”

Xiao Yu stopped, Jigong shook the broken fan, chased after him step by step, and said with a grin:

"It just so happened that the monk also wanted to go on the boat for a drink, and Xiaoyou paid the money for me."

Xiao Yu naturally won't refuse, it's just a few taels of silver, but he originally planned to take the little senior sister and Da Meng God for a three-person tour, but now that he looks at it, it's not very suitable.

The big boat set sail, soon entered the big river, the water flow was rapid, Xiao Yu finally saw what it means to "can't stop the sound of apes on both sides of the strait, and the light boat has passed the ten thousand mountains", but see the cyan cliff sandwiched by the turbulent river, from time to time there are ape cries and birds chirping suddenly, reverberating and spreading on the river surface between the mountain walls, smelling it makes people frightened, making people suddenly rise a sense of vastness of the sky and the earth, but there is really a feeling of reverberation, better than many glamorous sounds.

The wind on the bow of the boat is strong, but no matter how strong the wind is, it can't extinguish the "elegant" heart of the literati and rioters, waving folding fans one by one, shaking their heads and tails, chanting poems there, feeling that the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the beauties are so delicate...... At first glance, it looks like a peacock with its tail spread out to show off its feathers.

Xiao Yu stood on the side, listening to the crisp laughter of a group of young ladies and sons, and couldn't help but sigh: It's good to be young.

He turned his head to look at Jigong, interested in this mad monk who was rated as a mythical figure in history, and said:

"Master, since you are a member of Buddhism, you must be good at divination, can you calculate the good fortune of this trip for me?"

"The Buddha said, "Don't say it, you can't say it." Jigong shook his head and burped, "You have nowhere to come from or where to go, how can you calculate the bad luck?" ”

Xiao Yu smiled and asked, "I heard that there are eighteen Arhats in front of the Buddha's seat, specializing in subduing demons and eliminating demons, and I have always admired the Arhats who descended the dragon in them. ”

The corners of Jigong's mouth twitched, and he glared: "Where the love goes, it comes from the heart, and it stops at the courtesy, what kind of disaster can you talk about?" You kid don't know how to talk nonsense, otherwise you will be punished for the crime of lying to you! ”

As he spoke, he poured another sip of wine, took a long sip, and the wine surged all night, and said:

"The cold clouds are born in Yuanpu, the sky is broken into jade Shanshan, and the pear blossoms are full of waves. The water is deep and the back is cold, and the abbot and the old monk are cold. ”

"The pedestrians at the ferry sighed in this realm, and the gold mountain turned into a silver mountain. Qionglou Jade Hall crystal plate, Wang Wei Rao is good at painting, and it should be difficult to write. ”

"The poem is good!" A small boat swayed in.

Xiao Yu looked at it, only felt that the boat was a little familiar, and when he saw the fisherman standing at the bow of the boat, he immediately remembered who this person was, "Why did your old man get here?" ”

The fisherman smiled: "On a whim, I felt that there was an old man visiting, and I came to the meeting for a while, and I had a period of cause and effect, but I didn't expect you to be there." ”

Casually, it is as mighty as Huang Zhong Dalu, and it can't be submerged even by the surging river.

"The deceased?" Xiao Yu looked at Jigong and then at Lao Long, and knew it in his heart.

The reason why the Arhat of the dragon descending is called the dragon descending is of course not taken casually, but he once subdued a group of demon dragons for the Buddha, and today I am afraid that he is here to find a place.

Xiao Yu naturally didn't think it was a big deal when he saw the excitement, took a step back, and said with a smile:

"I'm just in the same boat with this monk, so you can be busy if you have something to do, don't worry about me."

Jigong was not afraid at all, and said with a smile: "Since you are an old man, why don't you come to the boat and have a monk, I have a thin wine to serve." ”

"Okay."

At this moment, the big ship traveled to the center of the river, and it was the deep water and the waves were urgent, and it was difficult to have physiology when falling into it. Everyone sweated for him when they saw him, and even a woman exclaimed, but the old man fell lightly to the boat, like a feather falling to the ground, without a trace of dust.

When the boat boarded, there was a loud applause, only when he was a strange man with martial arts, several white-clothed scholars greeted him with wine, led by a handsome young man, and said with a little drunkenness:

"Xiaosheng loves to make friends with heroes and heroes, boss, let's take this river and moon as a pleasure and have a drink."

But he didn't want Lao Long to be unappreciative, so he shook his head and said, "Excuse me, the old man never drinks with messy people." ”

“……”

This sentence can be said to have overturned a boatload of people at once, and the meaning of the words could not be clearer, you are such a messy person, and you deserve to drink with me?