The person who came was a raunchy monk, with messy hair like a chicken nest, a robe covered with oil stains, a tattered banana fan in his hand, a large hole in his shoes, and two black toes stubbornly drilled out......

In response to the sentence, the shoes are broken, the hat is broken, and the robe on the body is broken. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"This is not Jigong...... Xiao Yu covered his forehead, "Who else could it be!" ”

Ji Gongchu became a monk in Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou, and later lived in Jingci Temple, not bound by precepts, fond of wine and meat, behaving like crazy, is a learned and virtuous monk.

Well, it doesn't matter.

The important thing is that he is said to be the reincarnation of the Buddha sitting on the dragon Arhat, although he is not as noble as the golden cicada, but he is also a figure with a face in Buddhism, even Fahai saw him, he was respectful and respectful, without two words.

It's just that Xiao Yu knows him, but others don't know him.

"Where did the mad monk come from! Let's go! ”

"If you want to go to the restaurant by the river, what are you doing here?"

The crowd laughed.

Jigong was not annoyed, shook the folding fan, and grinned:

"Monk, although I don't have any money, can't I watch a play here?"

The tall man smiled honestly:

"Of course it's suspicious, if you have money to hold a money field, you don't have money to hold a personal field, as long as your fathers and fellow villagers are happy, my brother and I will be content."

These words caused everyone to applaud, and some people generously donated and threw out a lot of copper.

The tall man made a look, and the little man standing on the plate raised his orchid fingers, pinched his throat, and babbled and danced, even if he was not as good as an ordinary dancer, but did his best to make people laugh.

Jigong also laughed along, "Sing well, there are rewards, there are many rewards!" ”

Someone next to him laughed and said, "Monk, your clothes are rotten like this, is there still silver?" ”

"Why didn't I?" Jigong's eyes widened, and he walked next to Xiao Yu, "This donor will lend me two taels of silver, and there will be good fortune in the future. ”

"Hey, you monk has good means, thinking that with just a few empty words, you can turn into silver." Before Xiao Yu could speak, someone was already shouting.

"That's it, no one's money is blowing in the wind, and it costs two taels of silver when you open your mouth, monk, your appetite is too great."

Who knew that before the words fell, Xiao Yu had already taken out a silver treasure, and said with a smile:

"Ten taels of silver, you take it, you don't need to look for it."

"Thank you, donor."

There was a gasping hiss next to him, and many people looked at Xiao Yu differently, some were shocked, some were curious, some were shy, and more were disdainful.

This gentle and gentle, white-shirted young man who looks like a scholar, must be a nerd who has never been out and doesn't know the cost of firewood, rice, oil and salt.

Jigong made a salute, walked to the middle of the venue with the silver, threw the ingot silver at the gong, made a muffled sound of "dong", and said with a smile:

"The monk said that there is a reward, then there will be a reward!"

The onlookers who ate melons were all amazed:

"It turns out that not only is the scholar a fool, but this monk is also a madman!"

The tall man looked embarrassed and said, "This master doesn't want to joke, this silver is too valuable, I can't ask for ......."

Ji Gong's face did not change, "Monk, I never speak, I will reward you, I will reward you." ”

Then the conversation changed, "But I have a small request, monk. ”

"What does the master say?"

"Hey, easy." Ji Gong smiled, holding the broken fan in his right hand, stretched out his left hand to his neck, buckled a few handfuls, and under the disdainful gaze of everyone, he actually rubbed out a mud pill!

In the live broadcast room-

"Hold a grass, disgusting to death! The old lady's goosebumps are up! ”

"If Nima had a boyfriend and dared not wash his feet for three days, he would not even want to go to bed."

"Ah, I suddenly remembered a poem that suited the occasion: The five mountains are soaring and the waves are soaring, and the Wumeng is majestic and walking the mud pills."

"Shut upstairs, where is the scene!"

"Yuan Fang, what do you think?"

"My lord, I think there must be something strange about this."

“……”

Jigong spread out his left hand, and in his hand was a mud pill the size of a soybean, well, it had just been buckled from his body, and it was fresh.

Just listen to him laugh and laugh:

"Monk, my request is also simple, let your brother eat this mud pill, and I will be satisfied, monk."

"This ......," the honest man hesitated.

However, the others have already cried out:

"It's just a lump of mud, eat it quickly!"

"Although it's disgusting, we've even eaten Guanyin soil, and we've never seen anyone die."

"If you don't eat me, give me the silver after eating!"

The honest man was naturally reluctant to pay ten taels of silver, gritted his teeth, and said, "Big brother, for the sake of your mother-in-law, you can eat." ”

The villain naturally had nothing to say, reached out to take it, and threw it into his mouth with a bang, but he was in a hurry, choked and rolled his eyes, and couldn't stop coughing.

But at this time, the villain suddenly patted his chest and said sharply: "Choke me to death!" Choke me! ”

As soon as the words came out, he and the honest man were stunned.

Then I saw the tall man's face change, and he grabbed the villain.

"Let me go...... Woo! ”

Before he finished speaking, he was already covered by a simple man, and he seemed to be caught under his arm by a chick, and Tuan Tuan smiled and said:

"Fathers and elders, let's stop here today, my brother and I haven't eaten a drop of water for a day, and now we have won the master's reward, and we will also go to fight the tooth sacrifice and pad our stomachs!"

Others couldn't find a reason for this, they just scolded and scolded, feeling that they came in a hurry and returned in disappointment.

Only the villain kept struggling and screaming, but was slammed by the honest man, and finally became honest, only tears appeared in the corners of his eyes, and he didn't know whether it was urgent or painful.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Yu couldn't help frowning.

The man hurriedly packed up the scattered silver money and was about to leave, but when he looked up, he saw a scholar dressed in white appear in front of him, and said calmly:

"Wait, what are you doing in such a hurry?"

The man's face was a little ugly, and he said with a smile, "It's really uncomfortable, I'm so hungry that I panic, this son is not angry, wait for my brothers to eat something, and then come back to continue singing." ”

"Eat?" Xiao Yu narrowed his eyes, "It just so happens that I have Xu Fuji's good osmanthus cake here, you can take it and eat it." ”

"W-How does this work?" The man's head was already sweating, "We are just farmers in the countryside, and we can't afford to eat such a precious thing......"

Xiao Yu was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and said lightly:

"Put people down."

The honest man straightened his waist, "What do you mean?" ”

Before he finished speaking, he burst into flames and punched Xiao Yu in front of the door, causing the onlookers to exclaim in surprise.

This honest and honest farmer is like a beast in the mountains and forests at this moment, full of ferocity!

Xiao Yu snorted coldly, kicked the tall man to the ground, grabbed the villain, and said, "If you have something to say, just say it." ”

“……”

Before he could speak, the villain was already in tears, pouring down two lines.