The rain is getting heavier and heavier, and it is rare to see such a heavy rainstorm after being in Hong Kong for several months. I walked a long way along the side of the road, and I didn't want to turn back, the umbrella in my hand was blown upside down by the wind, and when I was depressed, the mobile phone in my pocket vibrated vigorously, and I thought to myself that if I took out my mobile phone in such a heavy rain, it would have to be water.

The taxi is not a thought, it takes more than ten minutes. I had to take refuge in the supermarket on the side of the road. Panting evenly, I took out my mobile phone, saw that the screen was an unfamiliar number, and received a message from the mobile phone QQ, Da Chuang asked me why I didn't answer the phone, and his uncle called me several. I told him that he was hiding from the rain and asked Master Guo to call again.

Da Chuang replied: "It's not a big deal, my uncle said that he feels much better in the past half a month, his body is not weak, and he can sleep enough at night." Let me thank you. ”

I said, "That's good, and tell Master Guo that the funeral home is a place to store the dead after all, and many corpses are resentful, and if you don't respect them, it's not good even in your heart." Let Master Guo pay more attention to it at ordinary times, and it is best to silently recite some kind words in his heart when touching the corpse, such as 'I'm sorry to disturb you' and so on. ”

"Mom, does this work? Hahaha! "Da Chuang typed a string of words to me. I replied solemnly, telling him that this was not a joke, that I had been in contact with ghosts and spirits for a few years, and that I could not joke with the dead. Da Chuang agreed. When he said that, he called his uncle and said.

On this day, Master Chen came to sit in the Buddha card shop because two of his friends and his wife wanted to come to the store to have a look. After the conversation, Master Chen asked me when I could invite Nangya to Hong Kong, thinking of her in particular.

I'm afraid that Master Chen will ask me this, because there is really no reason. I coughed dryly, "I have to meet a business that casts spells to find an excuse for Nangya to come, but I haven't received any such business now, unless you are willing to stab yourself on the back with the five sutras, let her come." ”

After listening to my brief explanation of what the Five Thorn Sutras were, Master Chen waved his hand again and again: "I don't want it, how will I meet customers in the future!" "I smiled and said that you won't go shirtless to talk to customers about business, and he said that it doesn't work, it's not okay to chill at home or go overseas, and sometimes you will be naked, and it will be miserable to be photographed by reporters.

This is just my excuse, and I know that Master Chen will not agree, so the purpose is to make him dispel this idea. Sure enough, Master Chen sighed and left the Buddhist shop, and before leaving, I told him that I was going back to the mainland to do errands, and I would leave in three days. He agreed, and asked me to book a plane ticket with Xiaofan.

Lying on the hotel bed at night, I thought it was good to know someone like Master Chen, when I used to work, I didn't even dare to think about traveling to Hong Kong, it was impossible to go back and forth without tens of thousands, with my salary, I worked for nothing in a year. And now going to Hong Kong is like going to Langfang in Beijing, it couldn't be easier.

About three o'clock in the morning, the phone rang, I was asleep, and I looked at the screen very reluctantly, and it was still an unfamiliar number. Only when I got through did I know that it was Master Guo. He asked, "Boss Tian, did I disturb your sleep?" "I thought to myself that this person with a lack of heart can ask this, so I said, Master Guo, not everyone is on the night shift like you, even if you yourself are not worth every night, right?

Master Guo said embarrassedly: "I'm used to working the night shift, and sometimes I don't have this concept of day and night." Actually, I also have something to look for you. I heard Da Chuang say that he looked up information on the Internet and said that if he wore a Buddha card to do that kind of thing, the Buddha card would be ineffective, right? ”

"Yes, unless there are some special cards, such as those that enhance sexual performance and manage the harmony of husband and wife." I replied in a daze. Master Guo asked if he had done that with his wife. What to do with the two Buddha cards he wears, I thought to myself, didn't your wife not let you touch it for several years, how can you think about it now.

I said, "When I sold you the amulet, was it clearly written on the piece of paper that came with it?" There are several taboos, why not listen? Master Guo said he just forgot. I said that even if the amulet card does not fail, the mana inside will be weakened, and unless it is taken back to Thailand again for re-blessing, it will cost several thousand yuan.

Master Guo: "Oh, that...... Then forget it. ”

After hanging up. I'm starting to hate this Master Guo. One day, the gods don't talk about it, and they never think about others.

At noon the next day, I brought a few bottles of perfume for my old classmates in a shopping mall, and gave them to her when I returned to Shenyang tomorrow. Now, overseas purchasing has become a trend. But at that time, there were very few, and even if there were, it was just pure help, of course, it depended on whether I was in the mood or not, otherwise everyone would have to come to me to buy something.

When going around the mall. I was thinking about what kind of leather bag to buy for my sister when my mobile phone rang, and it was Da Chuang's voice: "Brother Tian, my uncle is hospitalized!" ”

"What disease?" I asked.

Da Chuang said: "I don't know either! "I thought to myself, isn't there something wrong with it, I don't know anything about it. Then you have a for calling me. I really wanted to hang up the phone directly, but Da Chuang said again: "My uncle vomited a lot of black water when he was on duty at the funeral home last night, and the doctor didn't know what was going on, and he was doing an examination." ”

This news seriously affected my shopping mood, I thought, what is this Master Guo hiding from me, I think he must have something in his heart not to say, from the beginning he claimed to have been sick often within half a year, to what kind of ghost sex later, and wearing a Buddhist card to have sex, and now he is spitting black water and hospitalized, it is definitely not an accidental phenomenon.

I replied to Da Chuang: "Can he speak now?" Ask if anything was out of the ordinary. ”

Da Chuang said: "It's okay to speak, but it's very weak, so I'll ask now." "Passing the word back and forth, I basically understand Master Guo's situation. He said he was on the night shift last night. After receiving two groups of family members who had brought the bodies, the deceased was pushed into the morgue and then returned to the duty room to sleep. In the middle of the night, I started to have a dream again, and kissed the woman in my dream, but I didn't expect the woman to suddenly vomit a lot of things. All poured into Master Guo's mouth. He woke up immediately, covered in cold sweat, and the more he thought about it, the more nauseous he became, and his stomach gurgled in his stomach.

He thought he had a bad stomach at night, so he went to the bathroom. Unexpectedly, he vomited a lot of black water, which was fishy and smelly, and finally vomited so that his legs were weak, and he couldn't stand on his feet at all, and he sat on the ground for a long time, and finally crawled out and met another staff member, who helped him up and sent him to the hospital.

"The vomiting Blackwater Hospital can always test, right?" I asked.

Da Chuang replied: "I tested it, and it said that there were a lot of bacteria in it, but it said that there should be no such bacteria in a normal person." Or very little, I don't know why. ”

I said, "Ask your uncle, if there is anything he is hiding from me, if he doesn't tell the truth, I can't help him, don't look for me in the future, I can't solve it." "After replying, I went to buy a bag for my sister, but I kept mentioning it in my heart, and I really hoped that Master Guo would really have something unsightly here, so that I would have a big business to take over.

In the afternoon, I received a strange phone call from a long-distance bar. He said: "Brother Tian, I asked for a long time, but my uncle said no. Later, the hospital persuaded him to transfer to another hospital, and my aunt and I sent my uncle home. My aunt is now going to a relative's house to contact me about the transfer, and my uncle and I are at home. He cried so hard that he didn't want my aunt to know. I asked what was going on, and he didn't say anything, he just wanted you to come and say that he could only tell you in person. But you're in Hong Kong. Can you come to Zhumadian so far? ”

You see, there must be ghosts, I thought to myself. I told him that in addition to selling Buddhist cards, I also undertook business such as exorcism and rituals. I often go to the customer's home to understand the situation. But there is also a fee, and there must be a hardship fee in addition to the carriage fee.

"How much does that cost?" Da Chuang asked. I said that from Hong Kong all the way to Zhengzhou, and then to Zhumadian, if the round-trip ticket is discounted, it will cost four or five thousand, including the carriage and horse fare. It's six thousand.

Da Chuang hesitated: "This is too much, right...... I'm afraid my uncle is too expensive. ”

I smiled and said, "I don't want to toss this trip either, it's still unknown whether the business can be successful, or let your uncle solve it himself, anyway, there are such characters as Taoist chiefs, high monks and great immortals in the country." Da Chuang cried and said in a mournful voice, we can't believe it, if it doesn't work, it will cost a lot of money.