Master Guo took my suggestion and said that I would have time to send the photos and introductions to his nephew for research and research.

That night, I pulled up the limited edition Medicine Buddha of Luang Po Khenpo from my mobile phone, and a few pictures of the authentic cards of the big temple, and sent them to Da Chuang on QQ, with a quote.

The next day, Da Chuang said that he wanted to voice with me on QQ, but the mobile phone did not have that function, so I had to use the computer of the Buddha store. He asked, "Brother Tian." My uncle and I have seen these Buddhist cards you have issued, and we have found that some of them can cure diseases, and some of them can ward off evil spirits, so what if you want to have both functions? ”

I said, "Then please wear the two amulets together." ”

Da Chuang asked: "I heard that Thai Buddha cards must be worn in singular numbers?" "I thought to myself, it looks like he's taken a good look at the information in my store. Just said: "Wearing a single or not a double, mainly because I am afraid that the effects will cancel each other, and it is for the yin card or even the evil card." But if both amulets are genuine, there is no such thing. The genuine card is made with the blessings of the Orthodox Dharma, and there is no such thing as offsetting. ”

"Oh. That's good, my uncle just wants to have both. Da Chuang said, "Brother Tian, I searched a lot of forums on the Internet, and found that many people replied to the advertisements you played. Saying that what you sell has an effect, are those people trusting? "I almost squirted the water I was drinking, thinking that this big break was really interesting, he was a straight man, and all the questions were nonsense. In terms of price, because it is two sold together, I finally gave an eighty-five discount, which is considered a small profit but quick turnover, because there are not many new customers who ask for two Buddha cards at a time.

After receiving Da Chuang's order on Taobao, I immediately called Lao Xie, because I didn't cooperate with him much in big business during this time, and I took care of him more for a small job like this kind of asking for a card. Lao Xie asked, "Brother Tian, didn't you make an offer to me before?" "I said do you still need it, these two cards are genuine, the price is more transparent, don't tell me the price increase.

Lao Xie said: "Hehe, that's not it, it's just that it's not easy to get a good genuine card now, if you string goods, those card dealers will definitely increase the price, so my Buddha cards and offerings here, the shipping price may have to be increased by one to one and a half." ”

My nose was crooked: "Isn't this still a price increase?" Obviously, you can finish it in two words, but you just say so much! Why the price increase? On my side, I quoted the customer at the normal price, and the money was paid. ”

"Oh, it's hard to do business, Brother Tian, let's do it, you will make less money this time, and I will get it back for you later." Alas. I have to pay back the spell casting fees I owe you and Boss Fang! Lao Xie said with a smile. I said that after a long time, you are making more money from us, and then you will pay it back to us, you can figure it out.

After listening to Lao Xie's offer, I pressed it with a calculator, and sure enough, I made two percent less than before. I wanted to call Fang Gang again, thinking that Fang Gang's offer was generally about two percent higher than Lao Xie's, and it was almost the same. If you take care of Lao Xie more, will he pay off the debt owed to us faster? I couldn't turn this corner a little, and I thought to myself that this time I would do this first, and then I would calculate it later. In terms of planning, Fang Gang and Lao Xie are too far apart.

That night, I was watching TV in the hotel when I received an unfamiliar number, and when I heard that it was Da Chuang's uncle, Master Guo. He spoke in a much lower volume than before, and asked me, "Boss Tian, is it convenient for you to speak now?" ”

"Convenient, I'm alone in the hotel room, your goods have been arranged to be sent to Thailand, don't worry, it will take ten days and eight days to arrive." I replied.

Master Guo said, "It's not to urge this, it's something else to ask you." "When I asked what was the matter, Master Guo said that I always had that kind of dream at night, which was very uncomfortable. I asked what kind of dream. Master Guo hesitated: "It's the kind of ...... that can dream of sleeping with women."

I smiled: "This is called a spring dream, men have done it, how long have you been in this situation, is it very frequent?" "Master Guo said that it has been a few months. Not before. When I asked you how your couple's sex life was, Master Guo was obviously embarrassed, saying that although his wife was only in her forties, she was not in good health, so she couldn't do that. I haven't let him touch it in years.

I haven't had sex for a long time, and it's too depressing, so it's very likely that Master Guo, who is nearly fifty years old, is also like this. I think it's normal, and I just say it's not a bad thing, if you're too depressed to do it. Just call the chicken, it can also have a relieving effect. Master Guo said: "Boss Tian, I'm not afraid of your jokes, I'm ...... I don't know what's going on, just find that kind of lady≡ you can't get up with this thing. ”

I thought to myself, not only is your wife not good, but you are also useless. I just said that I had to go to the hospital to consult the andrologist for this kind of thing, and I couldn't solve it. Master Guo said angrily: "Don't mention it, I always listen to the radio when I am on duty at night, and it is full of that kind of male hotline in the middle of the night, I have made several phone calls, and I have also remitted money to buy medicine, but it is not good, it cost me tens of thousands of yuan, all liars!" ”

It seems that this Master Guo not only has a physical problem, but also his brain is not very bright. When I asked him what his role was at the funeral home, he said it was to guard the morgue and push the deceased into storage or to the crematorium when it was his turn. At night, I spent the night in the duty room, because there could be a family member who brought the body at any time, but there were almost three or four days out of ten days, and there was nothing to do all night, that is, sleeping.

Master Guo said: "There is another thing, that is, as long as I am at home, I have never been on night duty at the unit. As soon as I go to sleep, I have a spring dream, and every time it's different, this woman, some are tall and some are short, some are fat and some are thin. There are old and young, you say it's not weird. ”

Master Guo's unit is, of course, the funeral parlor, but people who dream of spring are doing that kind of thing with the opposite sex of their own age, and I haven't heard that there are old ones. I asked, "How old are you referring to?" ”

"How old? Seventy or eighty years old, his face is full of folds, and his teeth are gone, you say how disgusting this thing is! Master Guo was furious. I almost laughed, thinking about it day and night, but I didn't expect Master Guo to have such a hobby.

He asked again: "Boss Tian, do you think it could be that I accidentally bumped into a female ghost in the unit?" ”

I said, "Have you ever bumped into a ghost, you have to ask yourself about this, do you feel it?" Master Guo thought about it and said that it really didn't seem to be. I said that you think too much. Where are so many female ghosts, otherwise who would dare to work in a funeral home. In fact, I still think his guess is reasonable in my heart, after all, it is a special place to store the dead, and it is strange that there is no yin qi and resentment. Maybe Master Guo inadvertently said something disrespectful to the deceased, or maybe a deceased was too resentful. And Master Guo happened to be unlucky and collided with the deceased, even he didn't know it.

"If it's really a female ghost, your comrades can't be okay, right?" I asked.

Master Guo said, "I don't know about this, Boss Tian." If you think about it, even if they have this disease, who can tell me? Don't I have to keep this a secret, so I dare to tell you. "I'm right, it's really impossible to share such a shameful and weird thing with others.

I asked him how he reacted after this spring dream, and Master Guo said, "Don't mention it, every time I wake up, I am covered in stinky sweat and panting unevenly." It's all going straight up. My head is buzzing, my heart is about to jump out of my throat, this is uncomfortable! This made me wonder if he was having a spring dream or a ghost relationship, which are two concepts. I told Master Guo what a ghost sex was, and I scared him, and I stammered when I spoke: "What, there are still ghost friends?" Oh my god! ”

"When you were working in a funeral home, especially when you were working with corpses, did you ever do anything that was not very respectful to the deceased?" I asked.

Master Guo coughed a few times: "It doesn't seem to be, those are all dead people, who is full of food to bully them?" I thought to myself, so I told him not to be afraid, put his heart back in his stomach, and wait for the Buddha card to arrive, and slowly see the effect.

Seven or eight days later, Master Guo received the amulet card, and he also made the introduction according to the mantra I provided, and began to wear it.

After more than ten days in the Buddha shop, Meiying took a leave of absence because of giving birth, and there were only me and Weiming and Xiaoya in the store. It started to rain in the evening, and I didn't get a taxi for half a day when I left the Buddhist brand shop.