"What's this thing called?" Little Lori asked old-fashionedly.

Yes, you are always a cat, the same as the black meow sauce, both black and arrogant, you can only follow the hair, otherwise you have to blow up the nest.

So Xiao Yu said very honestly: "This thing is called chocolate." ”

"Chocolate? What a strange name, it doesn't match the real thing at all. Little Lori puffed out her mouth, and the bun bun on her head trembled, "In the future, it will be called black jade paste." ”

I'll take it, you're too domineering, you even have to snatch the naming rights!

There are too many foods that don't deserve the name, according to what you say, claypot rice, husband and wife lung slices, wife cakes, aren't they all cannibalistic dishes!

Don't look at Wen Shengyi, the soul is faint, there is a famous dish called "Shih Tzu Milk" in Chinese food, the material actually has nothing to do with Shih Tzu's half a dime, it is a white bastard of puffer fish, a little sensible person can understand that this is just a metaphor if you think about it, otherwise how many pairs of milk/room have grown in Shih Tzu beauties, it is enough for diners for thousands of years to eat and eat!

In addition, Yubai is the essence of the male/nest, I have never eaten anything like that!

"Hey, let me ask you, did you hear that? It's rude to have someone wait for an answer, especially in front of Grandma Ben! ”

Forgive Xiao Yu for not being serious.

Being stared at by such a little Lori, who is only up to the abdomen, with a bulging bun face and a bun bun, even if her eyes are sharp, there is really no deterrent at all!

"I thought it would be a smarter nephew, but I didn't expect it to be a stupid goose, so stupid."

Xiao Yu: "......"

You're so rude, you're not allowed to slander others in front of them! The most important thing is that I heard it all!

"Hey, let me ask you, where did the Shippo Ring come from?" Little Lori asked.

Xiao Yu pondered and said:

"This is the ...... that Master passed on to me before he died"

Little Lori fell silent, turned her head slightly, and said casually after a long time:

"So, is there no cliff? That ruthless guy is finally gone......"

Hey, don't hold on, the tears are already falling!

"Come with me." Xiao Lori didn't let Xiao Yu see her expression, turned around, and led the way in front, "I'll have to take the exam for you again later." ”

Soon, four women who looked exactly the same came up, presumably it was Xiao Lori's personal maid Mei Lan Zhuju Four Swordsmen.

These four girls look exactly the same, and Xiao Yu can't recognize who is who at all. It is said that she was originally a poor daughter under the snowy mountains, and her mother had given birth to seven children, plus one child and four daughters, and she was really unable to raise them, so she was abandoned in the snow after giving birth. When Grandma Tong was collecting medicine in the snowy mountains, she heard the cry and saw that it was the four baby girls who looked the same, so she thought it was interesting and took it back to the Vulture Palace to raise her and teach her martial arts. Sishu has never taken a step down the ethereal peak, and there is no man in the palace, so his heart is as white and flawless as the snow lotus of the Tianshan Mountains.

Their relationship with Little Lori is not a relative, but a relative. There is no respect for little Lori.,It's a kind of love and admiration.。

"Grandma, who is this?" One of the maids asked with a grin, holding out her white jade fingers.

Xiao Yu was suddenly embarrassed, not because he was looking at the beauty and wanted to show off his muscles, but because he was ...... Your uncle's eyes are clearly the eyes of the monkeys in the zoo!

Little Lori snorted and said lightly:

"It's hard to say what the identity of this little thief is for the time being, so you should treat him first, don't lose your courtesy."

"Yes." The four swordsmen replied in unison.

After Xiao Lori finished speaking, she turned around and left, but when she entered the inner room, she suddenly turned her head and said:

"I let Mei Lan Zhuju serve you, but you are forbidden to estrus with them, understand? If you dare to do anything perverted to them, you will die. ”

Xiao Yu was so angry that his eyes cracked: "You are enough!" I'm not a random person, am I? No matter who it is, it will never be strong! ”

Little Lori glanced back at Xiao Yu, turned around and entered the house, and a disdainful voice came from the house: "Is this the excuse you finally found?" Pretending to be angry is actually secretly happy, because Mei Lan Zhuju is simple-hearted, so she lured them to push back you? Tut...... If you can do this, then I would like to praise you for your ability. ”

Xiao Yu raised his hand to surrender and was defeated: "...... You won, please be sure when I didn't say anything just now. ”

At the same time, in the live broadcast room-

"Yunwuyuan: Although grandma is very old, she is really cute."

"Rui Mengmeng: Especially the bun bun that shook when the old-fashioned Hengqiu spoke, he was always poked inexplicably and laughed, what should I do?"

"Eternal belly black: meow meow meow meow~~"

"God-stricken: Huh? What is the belly black sauce with a twenty-word nickname saying? I don't read much, so I really don't understand. ”

"Isotopes in different space-time: I think she said that she is begging for support, and will warm the bed?"

"Stormhunter: Good...... Excellent...... I really want to be seen again by legal Lori with that cute look.。 ”

“……”

accidentally saw the last comment, Xiao Yu almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood - the look just now was completely disdain and disgust, okay, it has nothing to do with cuteness! Sure enough, everything can be S in the eyes of Shake M!

A day later, little Lori finally came out of the secret room. The bun on his head is missing, and the black hair is soft and pulled up, which is quite disappointing.

"Let me ask you, where did you get this Ring of the Seven Treasures?"

Xiao Yu looked helpless, "If it weren't for the master to pass on the throne to me, how would I know about you, uncle?" So he told the story from beginning to end.

Xiao Lori was still skeptical, and asked Xiao Yu to put on a Zhenlong chess game, and played a game with Xiao Yu.

It wasn't until Xiao Yu broke the Zhenlong chess game that she finally believed most of it.

"Why did you come to me?" Little Lori's expression was calm.

Xiao Yu said in a deep voice:

"This time I came here for my uncle's "Heaven and Earth Eternal Immortal Changchun Gong".

"You know this skill, but there is an inconvenience when you know this skill, that is, every 30 years, you need to rejuvenate once, and then the skill will be lost, and if you are not careful, you will be allowed to eat people. Are you sure you want to learn? ”

"Please also teach me."

“…… Good. ”

When Xiao Lori finally nodded and agreed, the friends in the live broadcast room were also boiling.

Although this kung fu can't really make Changchun immortal, the effect of prolonging life and rejuvenating the face is still obvious.

So countless diving girls began to speak, and the rewards soared. It can only be said that one thing should never be underestimated, and that is the pursuit of beauty by girls.

Xiao Yu once read a story about a woman who was tired of life and decided to commit suicide.

At first, she planned to jump off the building, but she thought that her body was deformed with blood plasma after jumping off the building, and she would be ugly after being in the newspaper, so she gave up the idea of jumping off the building. Then she wanted to hang herself, but her tongue would stick out, and her whole face would be difficult to cover, and she didn't want to be ridiculed by her so-called best friend Bichi after she died, so she gave up the idea of hanging, and finally she decided to take sleeping pills, taking large doses of sleeping pills to keep herself awake.

This method is very good, and when she was going to eat it, she thought again, since she was going to die, why didn't she die beautifully, and she didn't have no money in her card, and bought those clothes that she was usually reluctant to buy. So she went shopping and bought lots and lots of things she liked...... When she got home, she was very happy because she finally put on what she wanted, and as soon as she was happy, she didn't feel world-weary, and she didn't want to die......

From this, it can be summarized that a woman's love of beauty is very important, it is simply their life.

Although this story is relatively old, it is a good interpretation of the hearts of girls, no matter how dark Athena is or the type of ice cube that freezes to death, after all, it can't escape this criterion, and beauty is a woman's life.

However, since ancient times, beauties and famous generals are not allowed to see white heads in the world.

A girl's youth is actually very short-lived, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as "a red face and a flick of the fingers, and a moment of beauty".

In fact, most girls don't like to fight and kill, and learning martial arts is just to strengthen their bodies, but this time, the "Heaven and Earth Immortal Changchun Gong" taught by Xiao Loli herself hit the point, and the number of viewers soon broke through the sky......

(PS: Although Sister Cat doesn't talk much, she is the first person to reward this book, and this love has always been in my heart. ）