Maybe Xiao Yu stared for a long time, and suddenly a figure flickered in front of him, and the elegant and quiet fragrance rushed into his nose, and a shadow blocked in front of him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"If you look at it again, your eyeballs are going to fall out!" Xiaoqing spoke disdainfully.

Xiao Yu retracted his gaze and made a righteous face: "Am I that kind of person?" ”

"Hmph, you who abandoned the weak girl in the deep mountains and old forests and ignored it are no longer trustworthy." Xiaoqing snorted coldly.

“……”

That's enough, if you hold on to a slot like this, we won't be able to play happily anymore.

"Bring it!" Xiaoqing stretched out his right hand, his hand was slender, as crystal as an onion root.

"Huh?"

"Bring the money."

Xiao Yu was confused, "Why are you looking for me for silver?" ”

"You're not here these days, shouldn't you send me the money?"

Send your sister's example money, which maid dares to point at the master's nose and ask for silver, and immediately have to be served by the family law.

The two cute creatures blinked and interjected, "Sister Xiaoqing is right, we want it too!" ”

Xiao Yu had a dark face, "Obviously she is the maid of the White Lady, but she asked me for silver, did the White Lady agree?" ”

"I'm not a maid, I'm a sister! And I'm not going to ask my sister for anything! Xiaoqing's expression seemed to be insulted, "If it is mixed with other purposes, the relationship between me and my sister will deteriorate!" ”

"Huh? Then you're not afraid of the relationship with me going teriorating? Xiao Yu asked, "You don't feel ashamed to go to me every day to eat and drink for nothing?" ”

"Don't be ashamed!" Xiaoqing held his head high and said loudly, "I'm not human, why should I be ashamed." ”

“……”

It makes sense, Xiao Yu found that he was speechless.

……

Half an hour later, Xu Xian finally returned, and the white lady also prepared the meal.

The main hall is not small, and there is a square table that can seat eight people.

"Today is a day of great joy, let's not get drunk and go home!" Xu Xian sat down with a butt and said with a red face.

The white lady glanced at him, "Go wash your hands first." ”

"The lady taught me a lesson." Xu Xian hurriedly nodded, yes, another man who was tamed.

The two cute things sit at the bottom, and the chopsticks stop in the air, looking like they want to clip but don't dare to clip.

"What are you two doing? Surely you're hungry, right? Let's take a look at what these dishes taste like. While treating the two cute creatures with a pleasant face, she put the rice on her hands and feet neatly, and smiled gently, and the woman's power broke through the sky in an instant.

"Thank you, sister."

The two cute creatures were flattered, carefully took a piece of bamboo shoot and put it in their mouths, chewed a few bites slowly, and were suddenly stunned, and then tears flew out.

The crowd was startled and didn't know what had happened.

The white lady was very puzzled and picked up a piece of bamboo shoot and tasted it, puzzled: "Strange, it's no different from the usual taste?" What's wrong with you guys? ”

When she asked, the two cute creatures finally couldn't control it, and tears slid down their cheeks again.

"Because, because ...... It's so delicious! ”

"The silver is spent, I can only eat carrots these days, and I am so happy to suddenly eat such a delicious thing, I can't help but want to cry."

Cry your uncle, don't embarrass me, make it seem like I exploit child labor, beat and scold you, and only give you leftovers to eat and burn.

The white lady smiled gently, her face was filled with gentle brilliance, and said, "If it's delicious, eat more, and you can come to my sister's house to play more in the future." ”

The two cute creatures said in unison: "Woo, my sister is so gentle!" ”

"Hey, my sister is mine, don't shout!" Xiaoqing said jealously beside him.

……

"Come, Brother Xiao, let's have a drink!" Xu Xian raised his glass and toasted.

Xiao Yu did not refuse, raised a glass and welcomed, the degree of alcohol in this era is very low, most of them are made of grain, and drinking it in the mouth is not much different from beer, for people who have drunk liquor, it is really not worth mentioning, so there are so many big brothers who have made a fortune by improving the method of brewing.

"I haven't seen you for two months, where did Brother Xiao go?" Xu Xian asked.

Xiao Yu smiled: "It's nothing, it's just that I went to a place where all monsters were, got into a fight, and set up rules." ”

Xu Xian has already learned the way of the Fu Seal at this moment, although his qi training qualifications are mediocre, but he is not a real layman who has finally stepped into the door of cultivating the true way of seeking the Tao with one foot. I heard an interesting story.

Zhangjiazhuang outside the city of Hangzhou, there is a big family, called Zhang Yuanwai, the body is fat and good at drinking, every day there is no wine and no joy, always have to drink all a jar can't, even when the night comes to the interest, you have to get up and drink, otherwise you can't sleep, drink and make mistakes, and spend most of the day in a drunken coma, so that the family road slowly falls, and the hundred acres of fertile land are also sold by half.

Zhang Yuanwai's wife washed her face with tears all day long, and Zhang Yuanwai also learned from the pain and wanted to quit the bad habit of drinking, so he ordered someone to tie himself up.

Who knew that after a night, his eyes were red and his breathing was short, as if the fish thrown on the shore were about to dry up and die.

The family was shocked and hurriedly bought drinks to relieve him of his crisis.

Later, he searched for famous doctors, but he could not identify the cause and was helpless.

Speaking of this, Xu Xian took a sip of wine and said with a smile:

"A few days ago, Zhang Yuanwai's wife came to seek medical treatment, and I couldn't figure it out for a while, I just felt weird, and then my heart moved, and I felt that this disease coincided with the miscellaneous secretaries I read when I was young."

"So he burned incense and bathed, fasted and cleaned his hands, drew a Zhang Zhi wine charm, and after burning, soaked in water and washed it."

After drinking it, suddenly his stomach was like a drum, and he made a loud noise, and he opened his mouth and spit out something, which fell straight into the wine basin. It turned out to be a worm more than three inches long, and Zhang Yuanwai had no worries about alcoholism after that. ”

Speaking of this, Xu Xian sighed:

"When I was young and studying, I didn't like the Four Books and the Five Classics, I preferred gods and ghosts, but I didn't say anything strange and confused, and I just watched it as a joke, and now I know that the world is so big, there are no wonders, and I am just a frog at the bottom of a well."

Xiao Yu patted him on the shoulder and said:

"The frog at the bottom of the well is not scary, but I am afraid that I don't even know my own short-sightedness."

"As long as you work hard, maybe you can become a legend in the book in the future."

"Hahaha, then inherit Brother Xiao'er's auspicious words." Xu Xian swept away the small sigh and raised his glass again.

Wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, the two of them are staggered, and they drank three jars of wine, and then Xu Xian's face was already flushed and dizzy, so he had to grab Xiao Yu's hand, what kind of brotherhood to say, when he fell asleep, Xiao Yu was so scared that he almost slapped him with a palm.

The white lady was angry and funny, and stroked Xu Xian into the backyard to rest without mentioning it.

After a while, he turned back and asked, "The dragon clan's feast is about to begin, when are you going to leave?" ”

Xiao Yu smiled and said, "Let's go, and these two girls will be entrusted to you." ”

The White Lady nodded, "I'll take care of them." ”

The two cute creatures were teary-eyed, "Master, don't you want us?" ”

Xiao Yu's eyes were serious, "Especially don't let them buy rabbits anymore, this is resolutely not good!" ”