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The long street is quiet, only the summer wind and the chirping cicadas.

Xiao Yu walked in front, and behind him, Xiaoqing strolled and followed, her black hair flying, and the corners of her lips pursed slightly.

Unconsciously came to the lake, looking at the mirror-like blue waves, but my thoughts couldn't help but fly to the night when the tourists were weaving and the lanterns were shining......

Everything feels like yesterday.

"I heard that the dragons are very proud." Xiaoqing broke the silence.

"Are you worried about me?" Xiao Yu said with a smile.

"You want to be beautiful!"

Xiaoqing pulled up a strand of hair from her ear and said casually:

"There's a man who's been pestering me lately......"

"Huh? Who? ”

"It's a young scholar named Zhang Yutang."

Zhang Yutang?

Xiao Yu has some impressions, isn't this the scholar who had a love-hate entanglement with Xiaoqing in the original story.

It is said that Zhang Yutang was originally a boy who picked incense in the upper realm, but he moved his mortal heart, so he was demoted to the mortal world and reincarnated in Zhangfu. He and Xiaoqing fell in love at first sight, and insisted on being with Xiaoqing despite the opposition of his parents, so that he was killed by the snake venom on Xiaoqing's body, and in the end he could only forget the front edge to survive.

Even if there are thousands of affectionate feelings, how can they be in heaven and earth, dreams are illusory, Xiaoqing Dao is lowly, and they can only harm others and themselves.

"No way!" Xiao Yu raised his voice, "I don't agree!" ”

"Huh? Why? Xiaoqing was secretly happy in her heart, this guy suddenly opened up, and he wanted to say something nice to coax himself?

Thinking like this, the eyebrows and eyes also bloomed slightly, and it became more and more aura, radiant, coquettish, and a layer of red jade-like faint halo was revealed in the snow-white skin on the face.

If he asks me to be with him, will I agree or not, no, no, this person is unruly, I can't easily agree!

Who knew that Xiao Yu would smash the girl's heart in the next moment, just listen to him and say earnestly:

"You're so hot-tempered, you're going to beat people to death."

“……”

Xiao Qing's black hair trembled, and finally he couldn't hold back the power of the desolation, and pounced on him with his teeth and claws, "Bastard!" I'm going to eat you! ”

"Hey, if you have something to say, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth!"

"I'm just a little woman, so I have to move my mouth and my hands."

There was no way, Xiao Yu had to apologize in the end, and signed dozens of humiliating treaties for land cession and compensation, before finally calming things down.

"Thank you for not killing."

"Hmph, count you as acquaintances!"

Xiao Qing raised her head, revealing a snow-white chin like mutton fat and white jade, and said, "I'm going to buy something, and you pay the bill for me." ”

It turns out that both women and banshees have a natural shopping mood, and the delicious and fun along the way is really the same.

Standing in front of a stall, Xiaoqing's eyes fell on a pair of embroidered shoes, and he took a few more looks.

These shoes should be hand-sewn, embroidered with two juxtaposed peonies, the design is quite reasonable, lighter than expected, and the breathability effect should be very good.

Xiao Yu picked up the shoes, "If you like it, buy it, the size should be just right." ”

Xiaoqing snatched the shoes away, and a touch of red flew on her face inexplicably, "Don't buy it!" ”

Eh, what are you blushing about? Is it because I just looked at your feet?

You think too much, you are wearing a Luo skirt, you can't see it at all!

Wait a minute! I suddenly remembered that when you were hiding from the old road of Longhu Mountain before, you seemed to be barefoot...... Not only barefoot, but even the tail is exposed! I still remember the cold touch at that time!

"Beast!" Xiao Qing's eyes were disdainful, and he spat out two words from his mouth with half-squinted eyes.

"Where am I? If you don't make it clear today, I'm not done with you! ”

"The saliva is pouring out, I must be thinking about something dirty and obscene in my heart, right?"

Xiao Yu subconsciously wiped the corners of his mouth, where was there any saliva.

As soon as I looked up, I saw that Xiaoqing's thin lips were slightly curled, but they disappeared like the breeze of a summer night.

"Do you have to quibble now?"

“……”

What can I say, I'm helpless.

"This Langjun and the lady have a really good relationship." The aunt who sells shoes sends out a divine assist.

Xiaoqing's face was slightly red, and she hurriedly waved her hand, "I, we are not ......"

"Oh, auntie, my eyes know countless people, can't I see if it's interesting? That is, I don't like to chew my tongue, otherwise I would have become a famous matchmaker in ten miles and eight towns! ”

"Auntie, you ......" Xiaoqing bit her lip and stepped on Xiao Yu, "Why don't you speak?" ”

Xiao Yu looked up to the sky and sighed, "Do I believe my mother?" ”

"Hahaha, you two have a really good relationship, if you want to put aside my stupid donkey with a strong temper, I step on him, he won't be able to eat for two days, so I have to be soft." The eldest lady came with another assist.

Xiaoqing was ashamed and angry, and knew that it was useless to say more, so she just glared at Xiao Yu with her eyes.

Xiao Yu was helpless, picked up the pair of embroidered shoes, and asked, "Auntie, how to buy these shoes?" ”

Speaking of business, the middle-aged aunt was shocked, and said with a bright eye: "Even if you call me so much aunt, don't want to take advantage of me!" ”

You think beautifully! I'm taking advantage of your daughter-in-law!

"This is made by my daughter-in-law with a needle and a thread, fifty wen a pair, it can't be lower!"

“……”

The embroidered shoes in his hand seemed to have some residual warmth, but the man was gone.

Looking at the direction in which Xiao Yu disappeared, Xiaoqing suddenly had an impulse to follow him side by side in the past, just like two months ago, when he fought the dragon girl in West Lake and the demons in the Qiu Wangfu.

But she couldn't.

Because his trip was to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, he went with him, which could only drag him down.

Obviously, he has been cultivating for more than 500 years, why is there such a big gap in the cultivation of the two sides?

So, to give up?

As my sister said, I was estranged from ...... Or even to cut ties with him?

The water is murmuring, and the cicadas are singing.

There is no need to answer, because there is already a decision in my heart.

……

Because he was not in a hurry, Xiao Yu planned to take a boat from Hangzhou to the East China Sea on this trip, and by the way, he led his friends to see the customs and customs of the prosperous world.

"Anyway, my grandmother's family lives in Hangzhou, but unfortunately I can't see these antique buildings anymore."

"Anchor, you are a beast, you don't even let go of Xiaoqing girl!"

"Let go of that little green and let me come!"

"Anchor: What can I do? I'm helpless too. ”

"My broadsword is already hungry and thirsty, let's raise the torch and burn all heterosexuals!"

"I'm just 20 years old now, and my mom pushes me to find a boyfriend every day, and after I ask her again and again, she finally tells the truth...... Of course, use your boyfriend's money to find a boyfriend, so don't use your mother's money, hehehe. ”

"Upstairs must be biological, nothing wrong."

“……”

Xiao Yu strolled to the ferry, and saw a lot of traffic from a distance, people coming and going, and from time to time there was a loud and exclamatory sound.

There are many merchants and pedestrians in this place, not only all kinds of hawkers, but also many artists who run the rivers and lakes.

Not to mention the clay man, the candy man, and the martial arts practitioner, the Daguan knife weighing dozens of catties, and the dancing tigers and tigers are windy, blowing so that people can't open their eyes.

There are also acrobatics, seven or eight sharp daggers, wielding like windmills in the hands of a petite girl.

There was a place next to him where the most people were around, and the cheers were also earth-shattering, Xiao Yu was curious, so he stepped forward and suddenly felt an eye-opener - it was not a trick such as breaking a big stone on his chest, fishing for copper coins in an oil pot, and hiding mines under his crotch, but a juggling similar to a monkey play.

However, he was not playing a monkey, but a little man only three feet tall, standing on a plate, with grease powder on his face and red flowers on his head, and he was making people laugh from time to time in a funny appearance.

"Fathers and elders go on a blind date, pass by, don't miss it, those who have money hold a money field, and those who don't have money hold a personal field." The honest man roared while clasping his fists, "My brother has had a strange disease since he was a child, and his parents and relatives have passed away, so I and my brother will make a living. ”

The three-foot villain is also in a group, but he can't seem to speak, just babbling.

Someone next to him laughed and said, "Your brother is so small, can the bird in the crotch satisfy your aunt?" ”

This is a proper meat joke, but this is a ferryhead, and it doesn't pay attention to any rules, and if it's full of mouths, it makes people dislike.

Someone threw two copper coins and laughed, "Your brother takes off his pants and let's see, maybe he looks like a little doll and hasn't grown hair yet!" ”

There was a burst of boos next to them, and many big girls and little daughters-in-law turned their faces shyly, only glancing at them secretly from the corner of their eyes, as for those middle-aged aunts, their combat power had already broken through the sky, but instead of being the slightest shy, they widened their eyes and said with interest:

"Take it off, let me wait to open my eyes."

"That's it, what hasn't the old lady seen before?"

"Three-legged toads are hard to find, and three-legged men are all over the streets."

“……”

Xiao Yu was sweating profusely when he heard this, you guys are too cruel, the friends in the live broadcast room can't stand it, where is the chengguan? These people are making jokes in public, can they still have a good time!

The three-foot man slammed his chest, then pinched his waist with both hands and jerked forward.

If this action was done by another man, he would naturally be knocked to the ground by a random punch, but it would be very funny if it was done by this little man who was only three feet.

The tall and honest man smiled: "Big brother, you also opened the eyes of these old ladies, this can't be coaxed!" ”

"That's right, how can you be a man? Come on! ”

"Yes, yes, yes, one."

Everyone cheered loudly, and threw copper coins for a while, and even the old ladies who were eager to deduct a penny in half were also generous, waving the radishes in the basket with high interest.

At the same time, in the live broadcast room-

"It's dirty! What about the pure and honest working people, who say that they are good, actually do this thing in broad daylight that hinders morality! ”

"No, I think it's interesting."

"This person may be suffering from dwarfism, but he always feels that something is wrong......"

"I think so too, and I always feel that this person's body proportions are different from ordinary dwarfistic patients."

"It has been scientifically proven that there is no direct correlation between the size and height of a man's brother."

“……”

But at this time, Xiao Yu suddenly saw an "acquaintance" bumping into him, and shouted from afar:

"Hey, the monk has seen a good show today!"