Chapter Twenty-Seven: Are Zombies and You Coming to Be Funny?
That's right, it's her!
At first, the Holy Light thought that this zombie was a male, but it turned out that it was a woman, and it wasn't tall, it was completely the size of a loli, not higher than the three of them at all.
Well, it's also a flat one.
The reason why the Holy Light mistook her for a man was because there was too much dust and dirt on her body, and it was the Holy Light who threw her into the river and let her wash it herself for most of the day.
It also led to the river, where countless fish flipped their bellies and floated up, all of them were poisoned.
This can be seen how much and dirty she has on her body.
Anyway, the holy light can be sure that this river is unusable for the time being, everything in the river is almost dead, and those who are not dead are almost gone.
Because of why this zombie can bask in the sun and eat white rice, it's actually very simple, the Holy Light has transformed her, to be honest, the Holy Light doesn't know how he got it, anyway, he made such a strange thing.
You can bask in the sun and eat.
Although she still needs to jump and jump to walk, her hands are not so stiff, but like ordinary people's hands, she can move casually.
And she doesn't have to suck blood, she can eat whole grains to replenish herself, and she can even get energy from the Holy Light to replenish herself.
After all, she's her own pet.
Originally, she would have died as long as she had a little bit of [Holy Light], but now she won't, and she is even very comfortable, which made the Holy Light study for a while, but she still hasn't figured out how she got it in the first place.
He only remembered one thing, that is, he seemed to have stuffed energy directly into her body to help him wash it away, and she was really lucky that she didn't die.
"Ahhh
The zombie squinted his eyes in the sun, looking very comfortable, and greeted him when he saw the holy light.
"Little corpse, it's not morning, it's afternoon, I should say good afternoon, and you're finally up." The Holy Light said hello as well, then teased.
"Ahhh Anyway, it's the same in the morning and in the afternoon, my lord, when is the dinner going to be? I'm hungry. )”
The little corpse touched his stomach and asked at the holy light, then again, the zombie who was hungry and wanted to eat white rice was the first one.
"Uh......" Shengguang looked at the sky, calculated the time, and said to a certain hungry zombie: "It's almost time, let's go out to eat at night, someone will invite you to a big meal." ”
"Ahhh That kind man invited us to a big meal, I will definitely thank him then~)"
When the little corpse heard that someone was invited to dinner, her eyes narrowed when she smiled, which was very cute, of course, this was to ignore the clothes of a certain (Qing) dynasty she was wearing and the representative yellow charm on her forehead.
This is the bad taste of the Holy Light, after all, she is a zombie, isn't the zombie wearing Qing Dynasty clothes and yellow paper on her head? Aren't these things representative of zombie identity?
Of course, this zombie is a cute Lori who doesn't look worse than the three of Jiu Rin.,People who don't know think it's her COS playing.,In fact, this is her true identity.,And I don't know if it's through the chaos of the Holy Light.。
The strength of the little corpse is not as weak as before, and it has become a three-star powerhouse, which is one level higher than the three little Loli of the Nine Rings, which makes the Nine Stars very jealous and begin to cultivate harder.
"Little corpse, I really want to see what it looks like someone kidnaps you back and then discovers your true identity."
The Holy Light leaned in front of the little corpse, looked at her delicate and lovely face, and sighed.
This is his big truth, he really wants to see what those people look like, and he wants to see how scared they look when they know that they are not abducting an ordinary little girl, but a terrifying zombie.
Just thinking about it makes me feel excited.
"Ahhh Hey hey~)
Saying that, the little corpse herself laughed, she and the Holy Light have the same temperament, it should be said that the people around the Holy Light and his personality are the same, and they both like to play pranks.
"Haha, the same."
Saying that, the two of them laughed like this, laughing Nuo Xia'er and Ouyang Bing in the building not far away.
"Sister Bing, I don't know why when I heard the laughter of the two of them, I thought someone would be unlucky?" Nuo Xia'er crossed her arms and asked Ouyang Bing with a cold face.
“…… Me too. ”
“……”
Dingdong Dingdong......
"Oh? Here it comes? The Light raised an eyebrow.
"Ahh )”
"The one who invited us to dinner is here, little corpse, you go open the door, okay... Already went. "Holy Light was only halfway through his words when a little zombie couldn't help but jump to open the door.
Ye Yu and several junior brothers and sisters, who were waiting outside, suddenly heard the sound of the door opening, and hurriedly shouted respectfully: "Your Excellency, we are here...... Damn, zombies! Array! ”
Except for him pulling out his peachwood sword and standing in front of him, several of his junior brothers and sisters didn't move at all, and even looked at each other a few times.
“…… What are you doing?! Hurry up and set up! Ye Yu felt that there was no movement behind him, and turned his head a little curiously, and suddenly his eyes were dark, and he almost fell, and finally calmed down, and yelled angrily at his junior brothers and sisters.
“… What kind of formation is the senior brother posing? A junior brother's eyes twitched and asked his senior brother, can you tell me what kind of formation to put up, how do we know what kind of formation to put just shouting?
A gust of wind blew, and it was cold in an instant.
The little corpse watched the movements of these humans and their conversations, and instantly laughed.
"Ahhh )”
“… See, the zombies are saying that you guys are funny, why don't you hurry up and set up a formation to deal with her? Ye Yu immediately turned around and reprimanded her junior brothers and sisters, completely uncaring how she understood her words.
"Uh... Big brother, is there something wrong with my ears? Why did I understand the zombies? ”
A junior sister patted her ears and said to Ye Yu with a sad face.
"Did you hear that, too? I thought I was the only one who heard it. Ye Yu was suddenly shocked, he thought that he had stayed up too long and hallucinated before he heard the words of the zombie, but he didn't expect his junior sister to hear it, right.
"Senior sister!"
Ye Yu put his hands heavily on his junior sister's shoulders, looked directly into her eyes, and asked in her slightly blushing appearance, "... You can't be hallucinating like me by staying up too long all night, right? Otherwise, when will we be able to understand the words of zombies? ”
"......" the little corpse was speechless.
“… Well, it's very likely that this is the case, it should be because I have been staying up too late lately to write Tanmei novels and drawings, and it seems that I can't stay up late anymore. ”
Hearing her words, I looked at the eye circles under her eyes, obviously just as she said, staying up all night and staying up too much, obvious dark circles, Ye Yu raised her eyes, and quietly moved away from her.
Tanmei! BL Ah!
Straight men are most afraid of these rotten girls! The straight ones can also be associated with them as bent, not only him, but also those juniors and disciples are slightly far away, and they still stand separately.
If nothing else, just for fear that she would misunderstand, and then spread it, then it will be white and black.
You must know that as soon as the rotten girl sees two men or even more men standing too close, their expansive thinking can link you together, and then the next day, you will appear in the book.
This is something that many male Taoist disciples know, because most of their female Taoist disciples are rotten women, and things like what I just said have happened so many times, and they have all learned how to avoid them.
"Ahhh )”
Seeing them ignoring their actions like this, the little corpse shouted in dissatisfaction.
It was also because of the shouting of the little corpse that woke up many Taoist disciples, and they remembered that there was a zombie at the scene.
PS: The previous chapter was wrong.,This is the twenty-seventh chapter.,I typed the twenty-sixth chapter into the twenty-seventh chapter before.,Now it's changed back.