Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Secret Art of Taoist Soberness - Slap in the Face!

"Wicked, why do I understand you? Invite it truthfully, or I'll ...... I just ran away. ”

Night Feather pointed at the zombie not far from him, and his tone was serious in front but a little stuck in the back, because he remembered that he didn't seem to be able to kill zombies.

“…… Ahh Are you the tease that adults say? The little corpse tilted her head to look at Ye Yu and said, but her look of confusion at this time attracted the attention of both men and women present.

It's so cute!

Even Ye Yu looked at her like this and was shocked by her cuteness, but Ye Yu, who was a Taoist elder brother, quickly reacted and made powerful moves such as Taoism specifically removing confusion.

Smack~Slap~......

"Lai, zombie, your seductive abilities are useless to me!"

Ye Yu shouted with a swollen face, but he looked very much like a pig at this time, and his saliva was dripping, not coveting, but fanning too hard, and he couldn't stop it.

“……”

The rest of the junior brothers and sisters looked at their senior brother with a pig's face, and flinched in the face of evil, this is really our pride, the master is right, we want the senior brother to learn.

Bang-......

Many junior brothers and sisters began to fan their faces, and then stood behind Ye Yu with a pig's head, looking at a little confused little zombie with serious eyes.

“… What is it? ”

When the holy light came out and saw such a scene, his face twitched, and he couldn't help but complain.

"What are you doing here? Is Pig Demon vs Zombie? And it's also a pig-headed demon vs. a cute little Lori zombie.,You wait first.,Wait until I go back to that camera and then fight.,I'm going to shoot it and put it on the Internet.,It's guaranteed to be popular.。 ”

Saying that, the Holy Light is really ready to get it, and I'm really sorry that they worked so hard not to shoot such a spectacle scene.

"Don't, let's not be on the news!!"

Seeing that the holy light was really going to get it, Ye Yu hurriedly stretched out his hand and shouted, they had specially analyzed this bald man, and they knew his bad taste, he was afraid that he would really do this.

If he really let his camera shoot it, Ye Yu can guess that once he really shoots it and puts it on the Internet, at the current speed of transmission, he can see such news on TV tomorrow.

[A group of adults who are like pig-headed people bully a cute little Lori of a cosplay zombie, is this the darkness of society, or the loss of humanity? ] Please stay tuned to XXX, we will follow up on the report]

If the master sees it, he will definitely be beaten by him when he goes back, you must know that the master's favorite thing is to fart on the Internet, if such news really comes out, he will definitely be the first to know.

"Yes, the eldest brother let us go, we can't be on the news, otherwise the master will beat us to death."

"Big brother has something to say, as long as you don't shoot, it's easy to say anything!"

"Big brother, as long as you don't shoot, I, I'll give you the book I've treasured for many years, it's definitely a cherished version, don't lie to you..."

Seeing that the Holy Light was really going to leave to get the camera, several junior brothers and sisters couldn't help it, and rushed up to persuade them, saying that they were extremely pitiful, and they were embarrassed to see the Holy Light.

Especially their faces, hey, it's really a pig's head~!

Maybe it was because of the strange look on the face of the holy light, a trace of distress flashed in the eyes of the senior sister who said that she wanted to give the book before, and then took out a notebook from her robe, and handed it to the holy light with trembling hands.

"This, this is my favorite book, for you!" After speaking, he directly stuffed it into the holy light's hand, and then the junior sister's head turned over, and her body trembled slightly.

She's afraid that she can't help but snatch it back.,Isn't it just a BL book? It's a big deal, it's a big deal, I'll go and draw it again, and I'll remember it anyway.

"Forehead ......"

The corners of Shengguang's mouth twitched and looked at the BL book in his hand, "The Domineering President Forced Me" (Note: BL).

The Holy Light was stunned for a while, and then threw it into the sky violently, accompanied by a sonic boom, whether this book was destroyed or flew, it doesn't matter about the Holy Light.

"Ahh My notebook!! A junior sister broke down and shouted.

Now the holy light has a disgusting look on his face, he doesn't know what the content is like, but just looking at the cover makes him want to vomit.

"Vomit ......"

The Holy Light couldn't help it, and retched, in fact, it wasn't just him, all the men present vomited, but the Holy Light was a little better, a benevolent brother, and now he was vomiting and lying on the ground, not to mention what he ate today, he vomited everything he ate yesterday.

The cover is two muscular men, and they are the kind of hairy guys, they are looking at each other affectionately, and they are still kissing, and the level of the painter who painted this is very high, and it perfectly shows the affectionate love between the two gorillas.

"Cough..."The holy light recovered, and seeing that the others were still vomiting, he quickly coughed lightly, and then asked Ye Yu who was watching, "It's you, is there anything you have to do here?" ”

"I'm ......" Night Feather wiped the corners of her mouth, and was about to speak, but was interrupted by the holy light.

"Isn't it all about things at the dinner table now? Is that right? The Holy Light looked at Ye Yu with a smile, which made Ye Yu subconsciously cover the pocket where he held his wallet.

“… Yes, did you have dinner? If you don't mind, I'd like you to go to the hotel where you last time, right? ”

Ye Yu ignored the holy light's poor eyes, smiled slightly bitterly and said while touching the secret medicine of Taoism to treat wounds on his face, after smearing this secret medicine on his originally swollen and painful face, it was much cooler, which made Ye Yu's heart drip blood, although the effect of the medicine is good, but this medicine is calculated by the gram, and it is expensive to death.

"Okay!"

Shengguang agreed directly, he was waiting for this sentence, he didn't have no money, he just liked to eat.

“… Well, uh, who is this? ”

Seeing that the holy light agreed, what else could Ye Yu say, he could only admit it, but he looked curiously at the zombie little Lori who was leaning on the holy light on the other side and asked.

"She? She's my family, just call her a corpse, as you can see she's a zombie. ”

The Holy Light smiled and introduced the identity of the little corpse, which made Ye Yu look at her curiously, but now the little corpse was basking in the sun by the Holy Light and didn't care.

“… This... Your Excellency, I have a question, I wonder if I can ask? ”

Ye Yu looked at the big sun in the sky, it was summer, so even if it was five or six o'clock, the sun hadn't set yet, he didn't know whether to ask, after all, this might be someone's secret, but he was too curious in his heart, so.

Shengguang glanced at him, knowing what he was thinking, raised his head slightly and said: "She is different from other zombies, she is not afraid of the sun, nor is she afraid of glutinous rice and chicken blood or anything like that, you can treat her like an ordinary person, by the way, she eats white rice." ”

Maybe in order to avoid him from asking about other things, the Holy Light directly said this, anyway, it's not a big deal, it's more suitable and he can also see the little corpse eating, so just tell them in advance.

“…… Eat white rice?! ”

Everyone present, including Night Feather, exclaimed in surprise when they heard the Holy Light's words, but it didn't seem to be the right focus?

"That's right, she can eat, so you're probably going to have to invite one more person this time, which is embarrassing." Holy Light nodded and said, although he said that he was embarrassed, but Night Feather didn't see where there was embarrassment.

“…… Good. ”

Nightfeather then ran to borrow money from the others, and the Holy Light asked the little corpse to call the three little ones.

"Go and call them, and say that the good man from last time is going to have dinner again."

"Ahhh )”

The little corpse whined for a while, and then jumped up and down to call someone, and the three little Lori ran back, and heard that the church was co-opting several other countries, and asked them to show it.

Originally, they didn't want to go, but they thought that this church was made by themselves, and they couldn't do it, so they could only run to show up with an unhappy face.

I heard that six more relatively large countries have been absorbed by the church this time, and almost half of the entire planet has been annexed to the church, and now the church has incorporated dozens of countries, and I believe that it will not be long before the entire planet will be occupied.

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