Chapter II; Walk away with the ghosts

I sat on the train leaving my hometown and headed into the distance, when the train stopped at the second station, I was bored playing with my mobile phone, plants vs. zombies, and at the most critical moment, a leisurely voice came, "Get off the train and there are good things here, hurry up and stop playing." "Hey, I'm too angry, you just fix me, three hours ago I was playing with crazy chicks, Yoyo interrupted me to go to the toilet, two hours ago when I was playing with cutting fruit for 700,000 minutes, Yoyo called me to the toilet and said that there was something to tell me, after I went, I stood at the door and she went to the toilet, and said a word to me that I was waiting, and then it was over, I couldn't figure it out, do I still want to go to the toilet? An hour ago, I was playing with crazy tomatoes, dozing off boredly, and Yoyo told me to eat, but I wasn't hungry, I was really bored with Mao Rice, and shouted, "Eat Mao Rice, Lao Tzu is not hungry." Then I heard a cheerful laugh and the same eyes as the other passengers, "That, what am I dreaming?" I quickly sat down and slammed the educator in my heart, the consequence was that my face was swollen, I was angry for a while and didn't control it, and said it a little heavier, and then you controlled my hand, and slapped a pair of slams on the left side of my face, so that everyone looked at me in surprise now, that expression and that gaze, just like I looked at the two fools in our village, I couldn't afford to provoke and quickly turned off my phone and got out of the car, I asked suspiciously, "What is a good thing?" A Yoyo voice came from my head: "You go and charge the computer first, or what if you don't live broadcast at night." "Yoyo has some schadenfreude." Oh" I nodded and answered, first walked to a shopping mall, bought a power bank, and opened a room near the train station, lay down for a while, and communicated with Yoyo about what had happened in the past two days, "Yoyo, you said that there are not many ghosts in this world, or I won't find a place with ghosts in the future." I said to myself, "Yo, you're scared, hehe, you're still scared, you know, you dare to kiss even the dead." My expression directly fell, "Didn't I know there were ghosts before!" Now that I know, besides, you don't want me to be killed so that I can become a ghost couple with you, do you? "Yes, you reminded me, "I wish I had two mouths!" Hey, "Okay, ghosts kill people who are killed can't become ghosts, and besides, don't you still have me?" I'm so much better than those ghosts on the 100 ghost rankings. "I can't think about staring at the ceiling. In fact, I want to say that I am afraid that you will play me to death, but he doesn't dare to say it or even think about it, and if he thinks about it, he will die very miserably.

I got up at noon and had a meal.,I watched other people's live broadcasts in the room.,Look at their YY channel built very good.,These sub-channel nests or something.,I want to go back and get it myself.,I entered my own channel and found that the channel is still very different.。 "Brother Desperate is back" A very Lolita voice came, I looked at a duke named Xiaomeng and said, "Brother Desperate, my father is the official senior management of YY, I'll make YY four for you, wait a few days to make it three, and create some new sub-channels, you see how it goes" Xiaomeng said proudly, obviously waiting for me to praise her. "Very good, Xiaomeng, now I officially appoint you as the chief manager of this channel, in the future, everything in the channel will listen to you except me, cough cough our big management, please get another fan vest" I said, Xiaomeng became the chief manager of our family in the future, "Xiaomeng, you will be the chief manager of our family in the future, whoever doesn't listen to you, you will give him permission, pick up his vest, kick him at will" I smiled and said, "Well, who dares to mess with Xiaomeng, Xiaomeng, I don't feel used to him, desperate brother, you go build a few YY groups, pull me in" Xiaomeng said viciously. "Hehe" Listening to Xiaomeng's cute voice, thinking about the appearance of a little Lori waving her fist, I felt so funny, and I drooled, and then there were two more five-finger mountains on my face, "Okay, I built three, and they are all for you to be the administrator." "With tears in my eyes, I set up a group to type and tell Xiaomeng, because I was afraid that if I spoke, I would be heard by Youyou again, but if I don't speak, it doesn't mean that Xiaomeng won't speak!

"Well, I'll get it." After Xiaomeng finished speaking, I felt a chill in my body, and quickly wanted to delete the words that had not been sent, "Yo dear Xiaomeng, husband, you are all wood to call people dear." I felt colder, and I adhered to the rhythm of fighting and breaking cans, "You are not as gentle as other people's dreams, and you always beat me, you have seen a few wives beat their husbands every day." Saying that, I covered my face, I covered my face because I was afraid that she would hit me, but to my surprise, I felt a warmth in my body, my hand was taken down, and a beautiful woman appeared in front of me, I looked at her and I knew it was Yoyo, Yoyo touched my face and said, "I'm sorry husband, as long as you don't seduce girls in the future, I won't beat you again." "Yoyo gentle I stretched out my hand to grab Yoyo, it was actually an entity, which means that you can understand at night, "What if someone else seduces me?" I looked at Yoyo pitifully, "I'll beat you, it's okay not to dress up." "Yoyo clenched his fists, hammered twice on my chest, I dizzy, when I communicated with Yoyo, Xiaomeng's voice came from the computer, Xiaomeng changed the name and announcement of the group after speaking, respectively, the fan group, the management group, the live broadcast notification group, the usage and function of "I've got it all right, today my desperate brother is going to live broadcast there" Xiaomeng said. "Oh I don't know, I just got off the train, and I'm still at the train station, maybe going to the tunnel under the train station or something." I said, "Desperate brother, I uploaded your video of the past two days to the Internet, and the click rate is high, I estimate that your live broadcast room today is going to explode, and I will make my own life to the limit, hehe" Xiaomeng said.

"Oh, thank you, which city are you in, I'll go to play with you later, then you can remember my mobile phone number," I thanked. "Oh, I'm studying abroad now, and I won't be able to go back in another month," Xiaomeng said pitifully. "Oh, yes, you won't have to wait long," I said. "Little dream, I'm ready to prepare first, 88," I said, "Desperate, brother, goodbye," Xiao Meng said reluctantly.

"Why do you chat with the little girl, why don't you go directly to the United States to find someone!" Leisurely sour road. I rolled my eyes and said, "I didn't expect you to be a vinegar jar, hehe," I said with a smile. "Whoever is jealous, how can I be wrong, absolutely not." Yoyo screamed as if he had been stepped on by his tail. I looked at Yoyo with some amusement, and Yoyo also reflected, staring at me viciously and walking over, "You said you wouldn't beat me." "Take two steps back." Let's go" Yoyo spit out two words and turned to leave, "Where are you going" I said and quickly ran two steps, who knew that Yoyo suddenly stopped, and then I flew out upside down, this woman really can't be provoked. "Listen to me" Yoyo got into my body after speaking, and according to Yoyo's instructions, I first went to a hardware store to buy a scraper, and when I came out, Yoyo told me to go to the corner. "I'll show you something good, don't blink," Yoyo said mysteriously. I looked at Yoyo with some expectation, and to put it bluntly, I was looking at myself. "I rely on my hands, crossbows" A crossbow appeared in my hand, and I said in surprise, "Where did you get it?" "I stole it in the store just now," Yoyo playfully said, "By the way, I used Yin Qi to get a good thing for you, look at your fingers." Yoyo said. I looked at my hands and didn't notice any changes, and looked at Yoyo suspiciously. "The fool took off your sassy ring, look," Yoyo said with disdain. I took off my skull ring, found that the back of my finger looked like there was a black dot the size of a mung bean, and said suspiciously, "The surprise you said is this corpse spot!" I'm a big living person, why are you getting me a corpse spot?. I said a little strangely, "Hmph, what corpse spots, are you, do you like it, hum," Yoyo was angry and stopped talking. Hey, who made us men admit their mistakes, but if I really didn't know before, but the memory of the crematorium left a deep impression on me, that is, at that time I knew what corpse spots were, because the old man and Yoyo had them, I took a deep breath and flattered, "If you want it, as long as it's you, I like it." "I'm hippie smiling, my smile is unusually bright, why am I so cheap, hey." That's pretty much it, but how do you know it's a corpse spot? "I was puzzled. I'm dizzy, it's really a corpse spot.,I said it casually.,I thought it was just similar.,After all, it's possible that I'm looking at the flowers at night!

I said depressedly. "It's not your average corpse spot," Yoyo said playfully. I whispered, "Corpse spots are different, they are also corpse spots, it seems that only the dead will have corpse spots." "What did you say?" Yoyo said a little angrily. Yoyo was very aggrieved and said, "I finally helped you do a good deed without appreciation, and I will never care about you again in the future." "I looked at the black spot on my index finger in confusion, no matter how I looked at it, it was a corpse spot like a mole." Don't think about it, I won't say that you definitely don't know, let me tell you that this is actually a small space that I condensed with yin qi, and it is as big as two square meters. Youyouyang smiled proudly, as if the anger and grievance just now were not her at all......

I'm excited, I can also do magic after the space ring, "Then tell me how to use it!" Hurry, hurry. I looked at the black dot with a feverish look on my face and urged. I think it's so cute now.

"Concentration is as easy as talking to me in your heart." Said lightly. I concentrated, and felt like a black hole on my index finger had sucked my soul in, and I felt a wave of weakness, and just as I felt like I was about to die, the suction was gone, and I suddenly felt something more in my mind, a round black dot.

"You idiot, I told you to use your spiritual power to perceive, you better use your soul to contact directly, don't you know that yin qi has a fatal attraction to the soul? , If it weren't for the fast reaction of the old lady, you would have been scattered directly, the most pitiful thing is me, my soul is entangled with you, and you have lost most of the yin energy, you have to compensate me" You said depressedly.

Listening to the voice of temptation, I wanted to answer casually, whether I will use my billions of children and grandchildren to pay back, and in the end, I can only think about it in my heart, and I dare not say it.

"Ah, the black dot on my hand is gone," I exclaimed, looking at my index finger. What to do? What should I do, my magic, I seem to see countless girls leaving me. "You put your eyes on the ground and feel it," Yoyo said enviously. I obediently closed my eyes, feeling that I felt like I wanted to fly, and I saw everything within a hundred meters that couldn't escape my eyes, "Stupid feel that you are not around" Yoyo scolded jealously.

I concentrated my spiritual power on myself and found that I had become handsome and taller, and suddenly I found that a trace of black qi loomed on the left side of my body, and there was a trace of golden flames on the right, and a round object the size of a quail egg appeared in the dantian, which was dark inside and glowing golden on the outside, "What's wrong with me" I couldn't help but ask, "Hmph, you used your soul to perceive yin qi without authorization, and your soul was almost sucked in, but fortunately, my soul was overloaded with a lot of yin qi in your body, which saved your life, but you also saw it, Because of the excess yin energy, you have squeezed all the yang fire on your body aside, and you are now a veritable yin and yang person, hahahaha" Yoyo laughed, and Yoyo laughed for a while before stopping. "But the good thing is that you are not afraid of any attack from ghosts on your left, you can still see ghosts in your left eye, and your right body can cause fatal damage to ghosts, you can go to be a Taoist priest to catch ghosts, hehe" You Youxiao couldn't stop laughing at all.

I'm ruthlessly destroying Yoyo in my heart, making you laugh at me and making you laugh, if I can catch ghosts, I'll be the first to take you, I'll regret it after thinking about it, Yoyo can hear my heart, and after a while, Yoyo didn't get mad and I don't worry.

By the way, Yoyo just said yin and yang, my heart that had just fallen jumped again, and I quickly put my hand in front and back.

I looked down at my crotch, touched my thighs and my second brother, wiped the sweat on my head, and fortunately there were still not many holes. Thinking of the big aperture in my body, I thought to myself, "What is that aperture in the middle?" "I didn't respond even a few times, but I finally asked, and this time I finally had an answer, but this answer made me very painful.

"You don't even know if you haven't read the novel! It is Jindan, Yin Yang Jindan" the Tao of contempt. "Novel" Youyou's words directly me out of power, "I'm a big living person, you actually take it, those things made up by the author prevaricate me" I covered my face and squatted on the ground. "How do I know I'm also a cultivator idiot, okay, besides, if you didn't see me, you would believe that there was a ghost?" Yoyo argued, I also know a little bit anyway, much stronger than Jia Hu who you don't even know about novels, Yoyo pouted and buckled the wall hard. Looking at Yoyo, who was a little temperament, I hurriedly changed the topic, "That's the same, but my space is here, this is our mobile warehouse in the future!" "It's mainly used to soak girls and do magic. Yoyo looked over and stopped abusing the wall skin, I glanced at the wall skin, Nima was almost buttoned and breathable, but fortunately he said that he would not beat me, or I would be the one who was breathable, and I would be a new star of yy progress, and I would become a ghost, or an unlucky ghost who was beaten every day, "You try to collect something, see if you can collect it" Yoyo's voice interrupted my crankiness, and I slapped my thigh.

"yes, I'll try. Ahh

"Is it that the mutation space has become larger, you find a big thing to put in and take a look" Yoyo prompted, I turned my head to see that I didn't know where Yoyo got a lollipop and licked it, looking at her pink tongue, I actually had a nosebleed, I quickly turned around and wiped it, and there was a Yoyo laugh from behind, and I knew that she was doing it on purpose.

I walked out of the corner of the small wall and walked on the street, and saw that the driver of a small truck was not there, and no one paid attention to it, so I quickly took it in, the car was gone, I quickly scanned the circle of light in my body and found that the dantian saw this small truck the size of a sesame seed, I quickly released it again, and left here quickly while no one was paying attention.

"Looks like you've gotten a lot bigger," he said sourly. "Isn't my space yours! Ahh

"Poof, reward you." Yoyo kissed me. "Aren't you a ghost? How can you kiss me? "I wondered." Stupid, I'm not an ordinary ghost.,What kind of evil ghost is weaker than me.,My husband can conjure up a body.,Do you want to do something you love to do" Yoyo seductively said, I just wanted to nod and look at Yoyo's smile and think about it, it's not a whole word of rejection for me, and then I regret it, because most of the same clothes are taken off, only the bust and small Nene are left, and I stare at her deadly.

I swallowed my saliva and laughed obscenely, I suddenly felt weird and looked up and saw passers-by pointing at me, I scratched my head and was very puzzled, I turned around and disappeared I was standing in front of a fruit stand, a young man watched, blushing and lowering his head, is it still a flattering look at me, I wiped it and was played by Yoyo.

"A person talks to himself, and at the end of the day he looks at a man who laughs so obscenely, people don't look at who you look at," Yoyo smiled mischievously. I pointed at Yoyo with my finger "I rely on you to yin me" I shouted, at this time passers-by flashed far away with very cooperation, "Good luck" Yoyo said a very inexplicable sentence to me, and it got into my body, Yoyo is disappeared A fat and strong man, holding a pig-killing knife and walking towards me, "Boy, when did I yin you?" "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding," I waved my hand, turned around and ran, "Yoyo, you can harm me." "Whoever made you think wildly, I'm just giving you a little lesson." "Yoyo counts you ruthlessly". "Ahh Yoyo smiled very happily.