The first; Become a YY streamer

I'm just a **silk man, I've been working for a long time, I haven't counted how long, today I'm still sleeping lazy as usual, my dad came to wake me up and pull up my quilt. "I know how to play every day, get up and help, your third uncle's daughter gets married, everyone else arrives, you hurry up." Dad pulled open my quilt and slapped it at me.

I slept in a daze, tightened the quilt tightly, and said, "No, I don't know anyone, it's boring." "You are at home every day, who can you know, hurry up and go to help, and meet the villagers." Dad pulled my quilt back again.

I tightened the quilt again, rolled the quilt on the bed a few times, hugged the quilt tightly, and replied impatiently, "If you don't go, don't bother me, I don't know anyone anymore, when wood, besides, I hate crowded places, and you don't know" I yelled irritably, and fell asleep after speaking.

Dad said helplessly, "You don't go anywhere, no one can know you, you get up quickly, there are a lot of people as big as you, and there are not many things to do, where are you playing and talking to them." ”

I tightened the quilt again, "It's okay, what am I going to do, I'm not more, I'm not much, I'm not much, I'm not too much, besides, I don't smoke or play money, and no one pays attention to me." "If you don't talk to others, who can know you, get up quickly, it's all relatives (the meaning of relatives), you don't see anyone, relatives don't know you, if you don't go out again, it will be difficult to find a daughter-in-law." Dad sat on the bed.

"I know what they do, and they don't give me money," I said as I lay on the bed with my eyes closed.

"If you don't go, no one will help you when you get married," Dad stood up, a little angry. "I've never made up my mind to get married in my life, I'm in trouble to death, it's good to be alone."

"The folks in the township are relatives, it's inappropriate for you not to go, hurry up, don't make me angry every day." My dad threw my quilt under the bed. "I said I wouldn't go, and you could still tie me up? , I'll scold you when you go, and you'll be happy, right? "I'm getting angry, too." Why are you scolding people? They didn't offend you. "When they annoy me, I scold them. Grass" I curled up on the bed with my eyes closed. "Then you go to find a job, every day you know that you don't go downstairs when you stay at home, you see that you have lost so much weight, beware of going out and being blown away by the wind." Dad got angry and got "I don't like the work, it's all fucking garbage work, and the bosses are all sluts." "I spoke very quickly, and it seems that I hate my job to the extreme." What do you enjoy about your job? ”。“ Nobody cares," I replied casually. "Then you go and become the prime minister of the country, no one cares," Dad said. "Too

It's boring to be tired," I said. Dad was completely frustrated with me and turned away. This conversation has happened n times a lot, and the reason is that someone else is getting married, and I want someone to help, so I go when I'm in a good mood, and you've seen it when I'm in a bad mood.

You may not know, when I was a child, I was beaten by my father almost every day, when I was a child, my family was very poor, of course, I am also very poor now, I remember it was in the first grade, my classmates ate snacks at class, I scared her and said that if I told the teacher, she was scared and divided half of me, and I was not satisfied with the get, "You give me a dime tomorrow, I won't tell the teacher." "Okay, as long as you don't tell the teacher," she said. She didn't give it to me the next day, and the money slowly turned into ten dollars a dime a semester, "I'm catching up with the loan sharks." "In the end, I should have taken her hundreds of yuan, I can't remember, Kenneng really has God, since the second grade I have been beaten every day, my classmates in school beat, my father at home, since then I have developed a problem of spending a lot of money, how to steal if I don't have money, so I stole money and was beaten by my family, and when I spent money to invite my classmates to eat, they coaxed me, and when I had no money, I beat me now that I think about how cheap I was at that time, so I developed the habit of being withdrawn, like a person, rebellious and didn't listen to anyone.

I lay on the bed and looked at the wall above my head, I suddenly felt that I was useless to live, I thought about death, but I was afraid that my parents would be sad, although I was not a good boy but I still respected my parents, you take me as a friend, I will treat you as a friend, you look down on me, I care who the you are "grass" I thought a lot for a moment, so I made a decision to go out and break through, I opened the computer and registered my own channel signed by the YY anchor, this year singing,, entertainment, MC, there are too many, I choose the extreme outdoor, The name is called to you to pay for it, I went out to challenge the horror sites in various places, changed the name, I dismantled the computer, gave him my computer in the computer store, gave him another 2,000 yuan, changed a note, bought a camera, and went to the telecom to run a wireless 4G network, everything was ready, I went to the crematorium, at 12 o'clock in the evening, I went around the crematorium, and turned on the live broadcast, the name was called, despair; The crematorium is broadcast live, not to mention that there are really a few people who come in, and it slowly becomes 100 people 500 people who may like excitement There are indeed a lot of people who are the following tourists holding the words.

"Go in, go, go in." You wonder what I want to call despair, despair, hehe, everything is desperate for a short time, some people say that I am forcing myself, increasing my motivation, the woolen fart just wants to die, and I don't want to commit suicide, and finally I thought that this can make money and be famous, if it is really a bit of a ghost, if you die, you can be on fire again, I shook my head and threw off all these miscellaneous things, and walked to the crematorium with a smile.

I found a low wall near the crematorium and got annoyed, and quietly walked into the furnace, looked at the columbarium, and even looked at the place where the corpses were stored

Come and steal them so there is not even a lock, the road is unimpeded, I said do you want to open the freezer to see, there are many people below who say that more people want to buckle 11111, I walked to a freezer with a tag and opened it, a sentence The body of the old man was lying inside, the old man died so peacefully wearing a shroud, with a corpse spot on his head, which scared me, I said to the old man, "Disturb your sleep, grandma" After speaking, I closed the freezer.

The tourists below were boiling, some said to pull the corpse out and throw it to the ground, some said that it was scary to take off the corpse's clothes and put it on yourself, I was speechless to treat these crazy tourists, I could only ignore it. "Brothers, there is still a corpse here, do you want to see it, click on the live broadcast notice you want to watch, there are more than 700 people on the scene, the live broadcast notice has risen to 500, I will open it." The live broadcast notification is long and long, and the lollipop of Liuliu has also scrolled the screen, "Thank you, everyone's gift support, let's open it." "I walked over to this freezer, which was also tagged, and I thought to myself, so lucky, two corpses, I pulled open, and I saw a young woman lying in it, her eyes open, and her pale face, which startled me.

Looking at the pale face, the clear outline must have been a beauty before death, I touched the deceased's face and said to the video, "It's not cool here!" Thrill it! Hehe," said a duke who came in at this time, "You kiss her, and give you a gift of 10,000 yuan." "Brother, you brush it first, what if you lie to me, you brush so many brothers first, I can still do it."

Bad debts are not successful, when there is no limit to playing. "This duke is not short of money, and directly brushed ten groups of 66 perfumes.

I laughed, my heart was full of bitterness, I struggled to pull up the woman's hand and kiss it on it, the public screen directly fried the pot, there were those who praised my courage and scolded me for being perverted, I laughed over, I put down the woman's hand, pulled the white cloth and re-covered, walked to the computer and gave the duke a VP, this is the first person to give me a gift, and then the duke said again, "How about you kiss her mouth and I will open a king with you." "Before I could answer, a big king word appeared on the public screen, and I was like a lightning strike, and there was only one on the public screen. Two words 'kiss her'.

I shook my head with a wry smile, "Brother, you are in the ** naked pit for me, although I didn't agree, but I won't let your money go in vain, and you will ignore it again in the future." I struggled to pull up the woman's corpse, straightened her up, and was exhausted and panting, I whispered to the corpse, "Beauty, don't blame you, if you have a spirit in the sky, I wish you a speedy reincarnation, if you are a lonely soul, this is your eternal home." I slapped the ice slag off my head, stripped the hair from the corpse's forehead so that people could see her face clearly, and then faced the corpse, "The beauty wants you to marry me in the next life." Don't come to hurt your husband! "I took off the ring on my left hand and brought it to the ring finger of the corpse, it happened to be a pair with the ring on my right ring finger, why do I wear rings on both ring fingers, I don't want to get married, no one will bother me anymore, I put down his hand,

He kissed her on the mouth, and at that moment a woman's voice came, "I promise you, and I don't want to die without getting married." After saying that, the woman's corpse blinked in the right eye. My body stiffened, and I was immediately scared out of a cold man, and then I was relieved, the hallucination must be an illusion, I was too nervous, and I laughed dryly.

"Why did you regret it?" The woman's voice came again, I scanned the surroundings, didn't open to anyone is a ghost, I swallowed my saliva, walked to the corpse and looked carefully, nothing changed, I turned around and saw a woman's face, exactly the same as the corpse's face, I was so frightened that I sat on the ground with my hands and stopped my mouth, almost screamed, I gritted my teeth and died, it seems that she is not a bad ghost, it should not hurt me.

"Hey, I won't hurt you if it's safe, don't worry, but don't let me be." As I spoke, I raised the ring on my hand, and I turned my head to see that the ring on the corpse was gone. "Huh" I gasped, and there was a hint of joy in my heart, and I said in my heart that this beauty from today onwards, is my wife, but unfortunately just a ghost, but if it weren't for the ghost, how could I marry such a beautiful wife, you must know that your wife wants a dowry of more than 200,000 yuan this year, and only when you marry home do you know that you are a fool, or you are dumb, at this time a woman in white appeared next to me, and scared me again, Nima and the ghost I saw the face before relaxing, the female ghost smiled playfully at me, it seems that luck met a kind ghost. I also laughed, I've seen that it's not bad to marry a ghost, at least it doesn't cost money, and there are people chatting, I walked to the computer, the female ghost stood behind me, and the public screen directly fried the pot and talked about it, the anchor There is a figure behind you white, and then I remembered, the video can see ghosts, I closed the mike and closed my mouth and said "A shoe is trapped" [Don't you here], a burst of laughter came out of my ears, "I can hear you talking in your heart." I turned on the microphone "You guys were scared by me just now, didn't you think I saw something, right, what could be behind it?" I turned my head and looked at "No, don't scare me, I'm timid, hehe" After saying that, I laughed myself, in me

When I turned my head, the female ghost had already changed places.,At this time, there were a few more titles.,After a while, my title is directly more than three pages, and there are more than ten.,It's really a bumper harvest.。

At this time, the female ghost floated over, "Someone is coming, let's go!" I nodded my head at the video and said, "There's a good show" I put my daughter-in-law's body away, picked up the white cloth and found a corner to put the video in a good position, I hid behind the door, and then the door opened and a young man walked in, I covered my whole body with a white cloth, this is the crematorium keeper walked in with a self-muttering "Damn, the night of patrolling, there can be someone stealing the body." Before he finished speaking, he was startled, and when he saw the freezer door wide open, he rubbed his eyes vigorously, and said to himself, hallucinations are hallucinations, and when he opened his eyes, the freezer door was still open, and he suddenly came to his senses, and quickly ran over and scolded, "I fuck someone stealing the corpse." "I saw my female ghost wife lie on her body again, and winked at the caretaker a few times.

The administrator had seen a lot of corpses, and as soon as he wiped a cold sweat, he saw the female corpse winking at her, and suddenly screamed in fright "Ahhhh "Brothers, I'm going to turn off the computer, today's live broadcast is over, subscribe to the live broadcast a little bit and the cemetery will continue tomorrow" A king has 7 dukes, counts, and viscounts, and there are countless gifts, and the gifts are flying all over the sky for a day of live broadcast, and I have earned so much money, I have given all the viscounts above to Real Madrid, "Brothers, I'm going back, so turn off the live broadcast, let's see you in the cemetery tomorrow." I waved my hand to turn off the live broadcast and YY said to the woman's corpse, "Let's go." This is the woman's corpse sat up and turned her stiff neck, "But I can't get out now, you come and kiss me." I walked over and scratched my head, kissed her on the mouth, and the female ghost floated out.

"Then you can leave if you're fine, I still have something to do, so I won't be with you," I said with a little fear. "No," the woman snapped. I took a deep breath, put on an expression of killing if I wanted to kill, and said with an expression of hanging and hanging, "For the sake of our husband and wife, give me a good time." "Hehehehe, who said I was going to kill, hurry up and go, it's almost dawn." The woman laughed and floated into my body, and I shivered and ran out.

I picked up the computer and ran without looking back. "It's really wronged" The female ghost floated out and looked at my back with resentment, turned to the corpse and opened her mouth to suck out the black gas in the corpse, the corpse was obviously flattened, until there was no interesting luster, and with a wave of her hand, my figure in the surveillance was erased, and floated behind me into my body.

I suddenly felt cold all over my body, shivered, I walked out of the crematorium without stopping, and ran for more than ten minutes and was out of breath, looking at no one behind me, yes

Ghosts

, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief, found a corner and squatted down, at this time a woman's voice came, "Tired, let's rest" "Who is talking" I was nervous and vigilant looked around. "Husband, you are so ruthless, you don't want a wife when you run away," the woman's voice was complaining. "Oh, it's my wife, I scare you and me." I said with a bitter face: "It's unlucky, I'm haunted by ghosts." "Husband, what do you want, I know what you want in your body," the woman said playfully, "By the way, husband, you will call me 'dear or yoyo' in the future." "Ah got it, my name is Xiaodong" My mood was dark, and I shook my head in frustration.

"Husband, I know everything about you, don't lie to me, or hate me, or I'll kill you, let's be a ghost couple." Yoyo waved his little fist and made a few vicious gestures.

I thought to myself, I don't know if I can find a wife in this life, it's actually pretty good to have a female ghost wife, at least it can meet my spiritual needs, you can chat if you have nothing to do, don't think about it. "Okay, wife, since you are my wife, do you have to listen to me, if you don't listen to me, I don't want you," I said viciously, "Husband, do you want to die?" "I felt cold all over my body, and I forgot that this was a female ghost, so I wiped it." Yo-yo, I'm joking, I'm listening to you for everything. "

"My husband is really good husband." I felt my face cool a little, "Is it raining strangely?" "I touched the place where I was kissed, and there was no water? I looked at the sky strangely. "My husband hates it."

"Yoyo, how did you die, I just want to find out, and I don't want to say it." "Actually, it's not a big deal, I died very aggrieved, I was originally here to play, who knew that I actually died here, I was in the pear orchard admiring the pear blossoms, was taking pictures, a thief reached out to my satchel, I found out, this thief actually stabbed me, so I died, really unlucky! You said I had been dead for two days, and the police hadn't found out who I was. What's even more infuriating is that the place where I died is actually located on the land of extreme yin, all the yin qi goes directly into my body and soul, just when I was about to become a zombie, fortunately you came and kissed my mouth and passed some yang energy to make me out of my body, thank you, husband, do you know, in fact, you also saved yourself, if I have ten minutes or so, I will be a corpse, then I will have no reason, so you saved yourself, don't expect me to be too good to you.

The night passed quietly while flirting with Yoyo, and the next day I went to bed after breakfast, and slept until night, and quickly got up and nibbled two mouthfuls of bread, and ran towards the orchard. Because in our rural area, people are buried in the orchard when they die, and the cemetery is in the orchard, because I met Youyou, so my atheist thinking was broken, so my heart was a little hairy, so I chose our ancestral grave community to broadcast live, and the ancestors can't harm their descendants.

I looked around vigilantly, "Wife, are you sure there are no ghosts?" I asked weakly. Can I still lie to you without it? , besides, husband, aren't you quite bold? Even the corpse of the crematorium dares to kiss, is there anything else you are afraid of? Yoyo teased. I exhaled and said in my heart, I didn't believe in ghosts, but when I saw you, I believed it.

I was relieved to hear Yoyo say there was no ghost, and at twelve o'clock I turned on the computer and logged in to YY to enter the channel, and there were already more than 1,000 people in it.

The door of the king's title has already come in and is discussing, and the king opened the microphone, "I really saw it yesterday, a white shadow, and it is also on the recorded video, what about you?" ”

"Well, I also saw it, and with a shake of my hand, I opened the duke." "You're okay, I originally wanted to open a duke, but after seeing that white shadow, I thought about it and opened a duke." "That white shadow is, I watched it very real and the anchor has nothing to explain, a kind ghost at this time." "Cut" is full of disdain on the public screen.

"Okay, okay, let's stop talking, I'm going to start a live broadcast, as for the female ghost, it's actually just a prop, it's a projector, you guys are looking to see if there is a ghost behind me." Yoyo stood behind me, pouting and looking unhappy. This is not nonsense, you are treated as a monkey to show others, you are cool!

"You're watching me make her disappear." I turned my face and blinked vigorously, and I turned my head around and pretended not to see, obviously unhappy. "Everyone is not afraid of her, this is definitely not a ghost, the real one is a projector, you can see that my hand can pass through." I walked over with my computer and ran my hand towards Yoyo's chest, if he flashed me

Loss, if he doesn't flash hehehehe, I'll be blessed, my hand touched the feel and didn't look at me again, where is this figure, it's a tombstone, you stood behind the computer and stared at me, I drove down twice, "I'll touch it casually, not to take advantage of you." "I hurriedly explained, explained to Mao, rubbed me for fear that she would make trouble and find the ghost to fix me, although it won't die, but it will definitely not be too cool." You can rest if you have nothing to do, don't sleep at night, but it's a woman's worst enemy. "Humph!" Yoyo snorted and returned to my body, we are also combined, I touched the stone tablet and talked to myself, the people in front of the computer were already stunned, a figure turned into a stone tablet, and the anchor was talking to himself and showed a lewd smile. I wiped a handful of saliva and saw that the YY public screen had already fried the pan, and it floated out and stood next to me.

said on the public screen: "Anchor, are you scaring us?" Besides, your facial expressions yesterday were much more real than today, and we are not so easy to fool. "The tourist button in the public screen said. I looked at the public screen in front of me, glared at you silently, and said in my heart, "I see that you have embarrassed me." Yoyo stuck out his tongue and said, "They can't see me again, who made you speak so loudly," and after speaking, he got into my body.

I smiled awkwardly and said, "Brothers, you've found out about this, it's amazing." I smirked at the video, "Look, this is an orchard, and the cemetery is in the orchard in the countryside." After I finished speaking, I turned the camera and shot at a grave in front of me, and there were a few stone tablets scattered in front of me, "How about it, brothers, I can still keep my word, support my live broadcast, and the notification will be swiped with gifts." "With that, I walked over to one of the stone tablets." Seeing that there are no brothers erected a monument during the Republic of China at this time, it is the ancestor of my family, a painter or the head of our village. "I stroked the stele.

I looked at all the steles one after another, "Brothers, I'm bored today, I'm sorry!" I didn't see anything scary, so I'll show you something historical. As I walked outside the orchard, I stopped. Brothers, look at my feet, this stele is a tombstone in the Qianlong period, but I don't know whose it is, so now it is used as a stone slab, and there happens to be a canal here to use it as a bridge" I swept it with a camera, stepped on it, and walked forward for a while to see an ancient house, "I saw that there was no here is the ancient Yizhuang, a place used to put the dead, if it is not too broken, it will become a cultural relic", I pushed open the broken wooden door, walked in and stepped on the dry grass to make a "creaking" sound, Half of the roof has collapsed, more than a dozen neat coffins are placed in the house, some have rotted due to a long time, I walked to a complete coffin, because I know that there is only a skeleton in it, I also came to see it when I went to the grave a few years ago, I walked over and held the computer in one hand, and pushed the coffin lid with the other hand, and I heard a bang, I withdrew the coffin lid and a complete skeleton was revealed, and the clothes on my body were torn and unshaped, and at this moment a dog barked and came. "Who's in there," Bao Guoyuan's Ran shouted. I hurriedly ran outside from the other road, until I was panting and shhh I waved at the video and I got off the computer

I put it in my bag, found a haystack, and fell asleep.