Sun Wukong sarcastically said: "Who is jealous, it's just that I didn't expect that in your previous life, you would dare to tease the object that your boss wanted to pursue." ”

Zhu Bajie smiled when he heard this: "Lady, my old pig told you everything, which shows how sincere I am to you, don't blame me, okay?" And it's so late, we should rest! ”

Sun Wukong snickered, and then said with a straight face: "Hmph, I'll settle accounts with you tomorrow and blow out the candles!" ”

After Zhu Bajie heard this, he ran to blow out the candle happily and shouted in the direction of Sun Wukong: "Lady, I'm here!" With that, he threw himself on the bed.

I only heard the sound of "ouch", and Zhu Bajie's ** came, "What is this, where are you, lady?" ”

The candle was lit again, and Sun Wukong appeared beside the bed, smiling at Zhu Bajie who was covered in the net on the bed.

Zhu Bajie struggled for a while, but didn't break away, a little surprised, "Who are you?" Where is my wife? ”

Sun Wukong smiled when he heard this, turned back into himself and said, "Marshal Tiancang, see who I am?" ”

Zhu Bajie was shocked and shouted, "Bi Ma Wen? ”

Sun Wukong's face stiffened after hearing this, and then he stepped forward and beat Zhu Bajie, who had no power to resist, and he screamed in pain.

"Wukong, don't fight! If we hit again, we can eat pork. Li Jie walked out from behind the closet slowly, "Okay, let's have a good talk with this former marshal of the canopy." ”

Zhu Bajie had been beaten by Sun Wukong at this time, his nose and face were swollen, and he looked at Li Jie, who appeared slowly, and said vaguely: "Who are you?" ”

Li Jie smiled: "Hehe." Good question, I am heaven and earth. A unique, one-of-a-kind peerless good man. It is the love of thousands of girls. Ripe. Few. The woman's dream lover, Li Jie is also! ”

"Uh...... Master, is it one in a million, or is it unique? Sun Wukong glanced at Li Jie, who was posing with POSE, suspiciously.

Li Jie: "...... That's not the point, well, this one, Marshal Tianpeng, may I ask. Why did you cast the wrong pig? ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he suddenly felt a little sad, "It's not because of the Jade Emperor, isn't it just that you have teased the object you want to pursue, and actually arranged a love robbery for me, and it has been several lifetimes, and in the end, my old pig really couldn't stand it, so when he took me to reincarnate in front of the bull and horse, he called them inattentive." I chose a random reincarnation channel and jumped in. ”

After Li Jie heard this, he was directly stunned, "Holy." I didn't expect you to have such a history, what a cheat. ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he smiled bitterly. "Hehe, it's a runny nose. It's not the Jade Emperor's plaything, even if I cast a pig fetus. It's not that I have a love affair with this Gao Cuilan, otherwise I would be like this? ”

Li Jie glanced at Zhu Bajie suspiciously, "Uh...... Are you sure so? ”

Zhu Bajie suddenly came to his senses, "How could it not be, I am a good man, if you don't believe it, you go to the underworld to check and see if my previous lives are what I just said." ”

Looking at the righteous and righteous Zhu Bajie in front of him, Li Jie was still a little puzzled, after all, this concept that he had decided that Zhu Bajie was a lustful pig since he was a child watching Journey to the West was impossible to change it just by relying on Zhu Bajie's words.

Li Jie said: "Okay, since that's the case, then I'll believe you for the time being, and now I'll be merciful and give you a chance, see how fat you are and how strong you are, you should have a few hundred pounds, just enough to make a big meal, invite the villagers of Gao Laozhuang to eat, and make up for your mistakes." In this way, you can start all over again in the next life, but this time you won't be reincarnated as a pig, okay, what other last words do you have? ”

After listening to Li Jie's words, Zhu Bajie shivered directly, and said with a wink: "Elder, you are a monk, but a monk can't kill!" ”

Li Jie glanced at Zhu Bajie and said lightly: "Since you know that I am a monk, you should also know that monks don't talk about it, right?" Besides, what I believe in is that wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart, so your statement is not valid. ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, cold sweat broke out on his face, "Elder, this is not right. ”

Li Jie shrugged his shoulders and said, "Cut, if I don't eat some meat, I won't have to die on the road to learn from the West Heaven when I go to the west!" ”

"Huh? Wait, Elder, you just said that you are going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures? Zhu Bajie almost didn't react.

When Li Jie heard this, he looked at Zhu Bajie knowingly and asked, "What, is there any problem?" ”

After Zhu Bajie understood, he hurriedly asked: "Elder, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked me to wait here for someone to learn the scriptures, I have been waiting for three whole years, and today I finally arrived, it's really good." ”

Zhu Bajie had a feeling of going from hell to heaven at this time, and said with great joy: "Master, my old pig has finally waited for you, and I have waited for you to wait until the flowers are thanked three times." ”

Li Jie said: "Yo, so you are the sister of Guanyin who arranged it?" ”

Zhu Bajie smiled: "Yes, master, Guanyin Bodhisattva said that only by following you can there be a way out, even if the master wants to drive me away, my old pig will not leave!" ”

Li Jie said: "Oh, I thought there was pork to eat, but I didn't have to eat it, forget it, since you are arranged by Sister Guanyin, you still have to give some face, okay, you will be my second apprentice in the future." ”

After listening to Li Jie's words, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but fight a cold war again, and thought in his heart, it's okay, it's okay, otherwise I would be an old pig and a roasted pig.

"Okay Master, you can talk about something in the future!"

Li Jie smiled, "Very good, very good." After that, he motioned to Sun Wukong to untie the big net on Zhu Bajie's body.

After Sun Wukong untied Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie tidied up the clothes on his body, and then bowed to the ground and said: "Master is above, please accept the little apprentice Zhu Wuneng to worship!" ”

Li Jiele picked up Zhu Bajie and said: "Uh, okay, I originally wanted to give you a different name, but who knew that there would be no chance, then I will give you your original nickname, and the future nickname will be called Bajie." ”

Sun Wukong laughed when he heard it, and Zhu Bajie nodded happily after hearing it: "Thank you, Master, but Master, why do you want to say something to give you a different name?" ”

Li Jie said: "Okay, that's not the point, the point is, we have a welcome meeting tonight, and you all have to cheer me up." ”

……………………………

"Master, do you want to give me some of this money?" Zhu Bajie held the silver given by the owner of the old village in his hand, and looked at Li Jie with a smile on his face.

"Damn, dare to ask me for silver, do you know how much time you wasted for your teacher, and how much food you can eat for your teacher? How many walks can you walk, and you dare to ask me for silver here. After that, he snatched the silver from Zhu Bajie's hand, and gave it to Sun Wukong on the side, "Wukong, put it away, if you want to eat something in the future, you will pay for it, this is the fund of our team, you have to take care of it." ”

"Hehe, Master, don't worry, my grandson is absolutely reliable." Sun Wukong smiled and put away the silver.

"Master, why don't you give me this Bi Ma Wen?" After Zhu Bajie saw it, he was a little unhappy.

"Okay, you idiot, you dare to call my old grandson Bi Ma Wen, looking for a fight."

After speaking, he stepped forward with an arrow and twisted Zhu Bajie's ear.

"Ouch, Brother Monkey, I was wrong, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore." Zhu Bajie endured the pain while begging for mercy. (To be continued......)

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