Chapter 146: Change your hairstyle, change your mood
"Wukong, I have to talk about you, your arrogant temperament should be changed, look at it, you can't solve a little weasel, and you have to trouble those bodhisattvas to help you, if you come a few times, my face will be lost!"
Li Jie said earnestly to Sun Wukong.
When Sun Wukong heard this, he was a little depressed, opened his mouth, and wanted to justify, but he didn't know what to say, so he had to lower his head and shut up.
Zhu Bajie on the side testified, smiled, and directly said sarcastically, "Master, some people, that's it, only let him know that other people are not easy to mess with, he will know how to converge." ”
Hearing this, Sun Wukong couldn't bear it anymore.
"You're a nerd, you dare to teach my grandson!" After speaking, Sun Wukong pulled up his cuffs, "Look big, ah, look at the fight!" ”
"Master, help, someone is going to kill me!" Zhu Bajie shouted as he ran behind Li Jie
"Eight hundred quicksand rivers, three thousand weak water depths, goose feathers can't float, reed flowers are low, well, this poem is good, of course, compared with me, it's nothing."
Li Jie glanced at the stele in front of him, glanced at the quicksand river in front of him, and said casually to Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie on the side.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie listened to Li Jie's words, glanced at each other, and then the two nodded to Li Jie very affirmatively, especially Zhu Bajie also complimented him: "That's, our master is unique in heaven and earth." It's not easy to write such a poem. To paraphrase Master's words, that is, don't want it. ”
After speaking, he smiled at Li Jie. "Did you say yes, Master?"
"Well, it's very good, your master and I are such a great person, Wukong, you have to study hard with Bajie in this regard, and you have to be modest." Li Jie was very satisfied with Zhu Bajie's sycophant, and also taught Sun Wukong by the way.
Sun Wukong touched his head suspiciously, and looked at Li Jie with cute eyes. said: "But Master, my grandson is a monkey." ”
"Well, of course, it's the same with being a monkey."
"However, I still don't understand, what does this have to do with my grandson's humility?" Sun Wukong was still very puzzled, and continued to look at Li Jie with cute eyes.
"Of course it matters, be humble, don't tell the master who has an NB like me. It's up to you to increase your attention. ”
Li Jie blackened his face and continued to talk about whether he had what he had or not.
"That, Master. I didn't use you to increase my attention, just with my grandson's achievements in the sky back then, I have to be active for at least many years! Sun Wukong was even more puzzled.
Li Jie: "You are a black-faced textbook. No, I'm the one who represents the positive image. ”
"But" Sun Wukong was ready to untie his braids.
"Alright. Don't talk about it, get ready to cross the river! Li Jie interrupted him directly. Directly took the white dragon horse and Zhu Bajie and walked towards the river.
Sun Wukong stood in place, looked at Li Jie in front of him and muttered quietly: "But some people say that I am a rebellion against reality and a hero." ”
"What are you doing there, why don't you come over quickly."
"Oh oh oh, here comes Master!"
"What's your name?"
Sha Wujing glared at Li Jie fiercely, and said loudly: "Lao Tzu's name is Sha Wujing, and he is planted in your hands today, I am unlucky, I want to kill or chop you as you want!" ”
Li Jie sighed: "What a good man, iron-clad......" Although the expression of the sand monk was still very sad, his eyes couldn't help showing a smug look.
However, at this time, Li Jie's tone suddenly turned sharp, and he shouted loudly: "Since you have asked for this, if I don't meet your wishes, then I'm too sorry, Wukong, kill him!" ”
"That's it!" After speaking, Sun Wukong raised the golden hoop stick in his hand.
Sha Wujing, who was going to continue to be arrogant, was stunned, wait, this script is not right, didn't you say okay, you will let me go if you see my iron bones?
"Wait, wait." Sha Wujing said this sentence in a rapid tone.
Hearing this, Sun Wukong also stopped the stick in his hand, and at this time, the stick was only a few centimeters away from the top of Sha Seng's head.
The sand monk witnessed that he was very relieved and relieved.
Li Jie said: "What, do you have any last words to say?" ”
Sha Wujing was shocked after hearing this, remembering that his little life was still in the hands of the person in front of him, looking at Li Jie, and said cautiously: "I am the general of the heavenly blinds, because I accidentally broke one of the queen mother's favorite vases, I was knocked down to the mortal world, and then was ignited by Guanyin Bodhisattva. ”
After hearing this, Sun Wukong knew that this monster was also protected by Guanyin and Li Jiexi, and then turned back to Li Jie and smiled: "Master, there is another Guanyin Bodhisattva here to arrange, how about it, do you want to accept him." ”
"You, you're the one who learns the scriptures?" After listening to Sun Wukong's words, Sha Seng stared directly at Li Jie with big eyes.
"I'm not a learner, I'm a westward traveler! Remember, it's the West, the line, the people! Li Jie was silent for a moment, then stared at Sha Seng with wide eyes, looked at Sha Seng viciously, and said loudly.
Then after taking a deep breath, he regained his composure, "Since you were arranged by Guanyin, then I will give Guanyin a face." Saying that, Li Jie pointed to Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie and said, "This is my eldest apprentice Sun Wukong, this is my second apprentice Zhu Wuneng, and your name has just been matched with them, since this is the case, then you are my third apprentice." ”
After Sha Wujing passed through Li Jie's vicious voice just now, he had been blind, and only now did he wake up like a dream, and hurriedly knelt down and bowed: "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!" The apprentice is stupid, and he only knows the identity of the master until now, please punish the master! He kowtowed respectfully as he spoke.
Li Jie simply nodded slightly, and said, "Well, it's good, get up, and you remember, I'm a person who travels west, not a sperm extractor, understand?" ”
Sha Wujing got up, stood beside Li Jie, and said, "Yes, the master is a person who travels west, and the apprentice remembers it." ”
"Well, that's good, in that case, then you should hurry up and take a shower, change your clothes, and get your hair done." As soon as he finished speaking, Li Jie saw Sha Seng looking at him stupidly.
"Alas, what is the difference between this IQ and a pig!" Li Jie glanced at Sha Seng speechlessly.
Zhu Bajie: "Master, why are you scolding me!" ”
"Uh, it's a mistake, it's a pure mistake, cough cough, okay, Wukong, help your three junior brothers, let him know what it means to change his hairstyle and change his mood." (To be continued......)
PS:P: There was no network yesterday, but today is still the same, this is the code I ran to my relative's house, for the sake of me working so hard, just give some support!