That poor, thigh-stuck briefs are useless at all, and not only are they useless, but they will only add endless embarrassment and trouble!

Now he longed to get up on his own feet, and then to be self-reliant, and to tell them with practical actions that Uncle Ben would dress himself from kindergarten onwards - but no!

This act of pretending to be unconscious and pretending to be a corpse was really not done by a human being. God, help!

Zhao Xuan was obviously aware of the grim situation he was facing, as if a grand battle had come to an end, but when it was about to end, he had encountered the most difficult hard bones. What to do?

"I want to see how you two evil beauties deal with my big moves, I'll die to the end, I'll see how you dress Uncle Ben!"

Lu Haodong took a few breaths, evil to the side of the guts, he made up his mind to pretend to be dead to the end, since it has reached the point where it is now, there are cliffs in front of him, and there are two fierce tigers behind him. Just don't do anything, if God wants to play tricks on me, then let him do it, as the so-called plan is in people, and success is in heaven! Starve the faint-hearted, and support the bold.

"I don't know what to do! It's all you, it's all you! What a good thing you stinky girl did! Let me state first, I will never dress him, absolutely not! ”

Zhao Xuan was already in a state of saintly hair, almost going berserk, she has now noticed that Lu Haodong has woken up, not only enjoying their second-hand bath water in the same bathroom, but also knowing that the other party is sane and knows it afterwards, and she wants to dress him from the inside out! If this kind of thing can be done, just don't pretend to be anything, and go to get married tomorrow!

"Okay, okay...... Oops, I'm scared of you. Even if I did the bad thing, I did it myself. Zhao Tiantian saw that Zhao Xuan was already on the verge of going berserk, considering one of the nests where she would run away from home in the future, considering her usual pocket money, beautiful clothes, hamburgers, pizzas, ice cream, and new mobile phones, she softened.

It's different now, anyway, everyone has torn off the fig leaf, and they have admitted the bad things they have done, and it is not a big deal to put back the clothes of this corpse on the ground. Zhao Tiantian thought about it, and was about to do it, but found a new problem.

"Sister-in-law. What if his clothes are all wet......"

"Oh my God!"

Zhao Xuan was directly angry and messy, and walked away. "You're in charge of washing him away, I don't care about you! I'm a single woman's home here, and I don't have men's clothes! You help him rinse it, use the washing machine to dehydrate and dry his clothes before putting them back on! Hi, it's really tonight! I hate you to death, I'll go find a dressing gown for him first! ”

Zhao Tiantian snickered there alone, and even began to laugh after seeing Zhao Xuan leave, as if he had won a battle.

"Brother, I'm sorry, okay, I've seen it just now anyway, there's nothing I can't see, I'll start bathing you, but I don't dare to wipe you, so I'll just rinse you with water, then wash your clothes, and then carry you back to bed to stay, and I apologize to you for what happened just now."

Listening to Zhao Tiantian's self-talk, Lu Haodong couldn't cry or laugh. "This stinky girl, it turns out that she did all the good things, and she actually took off all my clothes! It's too much, I can't see that this murder weapon Lori is so bold! Okay, brother, I'll cooperate with you, so that you can put my clothes back smoothly, and I will definitely get the interest back afterwards. Of course, I'm going to get it back now and let you bathe me! ”

can let a youthful Lori bathe him in a sober state, Lu Haodong feels that this interest is very rich. No one would believe it, but after a while, he regretted it.

Zhao Tiantian obviously didn't wait for him to be comfortable, but uncovered his bath towel, and then hesitated for a moment, and directly picked off his last piece of briefs. Take the shower and start spraying indiscriminately, regardless of whether he feels good or not.

“…… Lao Tzu is human. How like bathing a live pig! ”

Lu Haodong scolded secretly in his heart, but he couldn't say anything, so he could only endure it silently. He is much better now, at least he won't react like just now, Zhao Tiantian took a clean bath towel and covered him after washing, and then put all his clothes away and threw them into the washing machine, and then Zhao Xuan came over with a big bathrobe.

"Are you alright?"

"Well, hey, it's like a plucked pig. I'm exhausted. ”

Lu Haodong&@#¥%......

"You still have the face to say!? Hurry up and get him back to bed! Carry him over as you did just now. ”

Zhao Xuan knew that Lu Haodong was awake, so she didn't dare to joke with Zhao Tiantian, her tone was very stern, she didn't want to care about how Zhao Tiantian washed him just now, she didn't even dare to think about it, she knew that the scene must be ugly.

Lu Haodong began to feel that his head and feet were being lifted, although he hadn't wiped them clean, he couldn't care so much about it at this time. The two women carried him for a while and threw him to a soft cotton place. I don't know if it's Zhao Xuan's bed or the guest room.

"Whew...... I'm dripping mom, I'm tired to death. What's next? ”

"I'll turn my head, you put on his bathrobe!"

"Why am I again! Oops, forget it, I'll admit it. Tonight, this young girl is really a big loss. ”

Hearing this, Lu Haodong felt a burst of contempt in his heart, and then he felt that someone removed the bath towel for him and replaced it with a bathrobe, even if he was looked at all over his body, he couldn't take care of it, and now he finally has a decent dress, although he can't see what style it is.

As soon as I thought of this, my heart sank - it shouldn't be a woman's! This is Zhao Xuan's place, he will never put men's clothes, he really wants to cry without tears, and there is no way to protest.

"It's dressed. And then you give him a needle? Zhao Tiantian said again.

"Just prick your head and let him sleep here. What time is it, it's almost twelve in the morning! Ancestor, go to sleep!! You won't want to sleep with him!! ”

"Okay, okay...... I don't care what will happen tomorrow when he wakes up. ”

"Hurry up, hurry up." Besides, Zhao Xuan didn't know what kind of demon moth this stinky girl was going to make, so he hurriedly took her to sleep.

Lu Haodong heard the footsteps of the two going out, and heard the door being brought up, and finally could really breathe a sigh of relief.

"It was a strange encounter tonight...... No matter what, I just need to pretend to faint all the way, get some sleep tonight, and then wake up tomorrow as if I don't know anything, and then thank them for taking them in for the night. No, I have to make up an excuse for Zhao Xuan, otherwise she will definitely be embarrassed to stay here for me, and many details can't be explained, such as who helped me change the clothes on my body...... I really can't find a good excuse, so I just think I'm a dumbfounder, pretending to be stupid and fooling around. ”

He was finally able to move his hands and feet, and when he opened his eyes, the light in the room was dark, but he could clearly see everything in the room.

It's like you have night vision on your eyes!

"What's going on? Do I have superpowers? Lu Haodong was puzzled.