“…… W-Where is this...... Who are you...... Why lock the door? ”

The day after Kasuga issued the order for the abduction of the members, he was sure to capture the future man Asahina Minoru and returned to the headquarters of the SOS group. However, Ji Feng, who is a reincarnation, can think that this is actually a farce that you love me, is the terrified Shi Jiuru in front of him actually making a show?

After all, by Shijiuru's side, there is also Sister Tsuruya, the behind-the-scenes sponsor of the superpower organization "agency" where Kazuki Furuzumi belongs, but why did Sister Tsuruya, who is usually with Shijiuru, disappear as soon as school ends today? If she was in the classroom, it would be impossible for Haruhi to let Haruhi capture Shikuru!

When you think about it, it's sad that almost all the people around Haruhi Suzumiya have gathered because of her abilities, and everyone has been playing tricks on her, especially since she herself is still in high spirits.

"How? This is the Asahina Minoru I caught in the second-grade classroom, and she looks cute, right? I think the existence of a mascot full of 'moe elements' is necessary......"

Probably because he knew that neither Ji Feng nor Ryoko Asakura would take the initiative to ask any questions, and Yuki Nagato was even more of a literary girl who was extremely taciturn, so after Kasuga locked the door, he immediately gushed about the inevitability of the existence of the cute character of Shikuru.

And as Kasuga spoke, he suddenly grabbed Shikuru's shoulders from behind without jealousy, and pulled her whole body back as if she was doing a physical education class, and at the same time pressed a thief's hand on her towering peak, and pretended to grit her teeth and said with a smile:

“…… It's really infuriating, I'm not tall, but my boobs are bigger than mine, and my face is so cute. The baby face and huge boobs are also an important factor in attracting people! ”

"Wow, ahhhh

Real Kuru, who was forced to show exaggerated body curves in front of boys, is now struggling desperately with her hands and feet on her face flushed, but the gap between her and Haruhi in physical fitness is too big, and this weak resistance like a little rabbit is completely useless, but it also stimulates Haruhi's S attribute even more.

"Goo-hey......"

"Ahh......h No, don't ......"

For some reason, Haruhi suddenly acted like a lustful uncle at this time, not only letting out a lewd weird laugh, but also biting Shi Jiuru's sensitive ears, making Shi Jiuru's whole person, who was already red-faced, immediately become soft.

"Poof~"

“！”

“！！”

“……”

“！！！”

Suddenly, there was a dead silence in the noisy department, and the originally elated Haruhi showed a shocked expression, the smile on Asakura's face seemed to freeze, Yuki's eyes were still as calm as stagnant water, and Asahina's eyes had already turned to stone with his eyes wide in disbelief.

The eyes of the four girls were all focused on Ji Feng, who was standing in front of Shijiuru and Haruhi with a subtle expression...... No, it was to be said that it was concentrated on his hand, which was holding a towering mountain in front of Sitsu Ruru's chest from below.

"Bha-babble, babble, babble, ——!!!"

I don't know how long it took, but Shi Jiuru, who finally came back to her senses, stiffly lowered her head and looked at the arm that belonged to the man, and then let out a truly terrible scream that was completely different from the weak scream just now, almost comparable to a sonic weapon.

"Boom!"

"True, Solid Jiuru, how are you? What happened? ”

SOS group-in fact, in the department of literature and art, before Haruga, who was glaring at Ji Feng, could say anything, the locked door of the department was kicked open, and then a beautiful girl whose hair grew nearly half longer than Haru's waist-length hair rushed in like the wind, and grabbed Shi Jiuru's shoulder with a concerned face.

Whew~ Fortunately, Ji Feng was frightened by the loud noise when Sister Tsuruya kicked open the door, and instinctively retracted the hand that was holding Shijiuru's chest, otherwise he would not be able to say that he would be hit by 200% of the power of Senior Sister Tsuruya's fury combo - referred to as critical hits, and he was not sure that the current Kasuga, Asakura and Yuki would come to "rescue".

"Uh......h Cranes, Tsuruya ...... Wow......"

After seeing her good friend Tsuruya, she finally couldn't help but cry. Kasuhi retracted his hand under the angry gaze of Tsuruya-senpai, and walked around the two of them who were hugging each other tightly, and consciously stood next to Ji Feng like an elementary school student who had made a mistake.

"It's all you pervert! Idiot! Beast! Pervert! It actually made Shikuru cry. ”

The unreasonable spring day actually pushed all the mistakes on Ji Feng at this time, and this kind of cheekiness really made Ji Feng unacceptable, so he immediately unceremoniously ridiculed back:

"Yo hey...... You're really embarrassed to call her real Jiuru affectionately, obviously you rubbed her breasts first and bit her ears, right? If you can touch it with the minister of computer research, I can't touch it?

I'm telling you, I'm not who I used to be, I'm fearless now, and even the law can't stop me! ”

"What minister? Computer research? The one next door to us? You say something inexplicable......

And can it be the same if I touch it and you touch it? Can it be the same? Think about it with your pig brain! ”

Regarding Ji Feng's accusation, of course, Kasuga refuses to admit it at all, this guy really doesn't know what she did in the "original" that even the pig brain won't do?

Ji Feng remembered that in the original work, when she just caught Shi Jiu Ru back, she took the initiative to ask Ah Xuan if she wanted to touch it together, and the minister of the computer research institute was completely grabbed by her hand and enjoyed the benefits of Shi Jiu Ru's chest - of course, after that, the unjust minister also paid a heavy price for a new model of desktop computer, and he could enjoy several "full services" with that money to find ** sister.

"You...... You guys! You two!

What did they do to Shikuru! ”

Not...... Haruhi and Ji Feng patronized each other here and shirked their responsibilities, but they forgot that in the eyes of the "family of the bitter master", the two of them were simply the same dog.

However, in the face of the angry roar of Tsuruya-senpai, the attitudes of Haruhi and Ji Feng are diametrically opposed. The originally unreasonable Spring Day seemed to know that he was wrong, and he didn't even dare to look at the crane house; And Ji Feng, who is usually quite reasonable, didn't feel that he had done anything wrong this time, and even had the face to look at Senior Sister Tsuruya with confidence.