01 The Legend of the New SOS Regiment Coming Soon!

"Hey, why haven't you gone out yet? Why did you keep an eye on me since the end of class? ”

"I'm not staring at you, I'm afraid you'll start undressing before the boy goes out."

"How could I do such an idiotic thing! Get the hell out of here! ”

"Hmph...... Go out, go out, and I don't know who did that idiotic thing......"

Prefectural North High School, 1 year 5 class classroom, the weird couple who had already become famous in the whole school within a few days of school was inexplicably high again.

It's just before the first physical education class of the new semester, and most schools in Japan require students to change their uniforms into sportswear for physical education class, and wealthy schools will set up special locker rooms for boys and girls, but schools like Peking High School have allowed boys to change their clothes in even-numbered classes and girls to odd-numbered classes.

The boy who was yelled at just now was Ji Feng, the only Chinese student in Peking High School, and his "girlfriend" was a beautiful girl named Haruhi Suzumiya - a strange guy who graduated from East Middle School.

This was the day after the head of the group, Haruhi Suzumiya, political commissar and deputy head Ji Feng, logistics minister Ryoko Asakura, and secretary Yuki Nagato jointly founded the SOS group, but the name of SOS has not yet been known to anyone other than them.

The group of Haruhi Suzumiya, which makes the world more lively, is also the SOS group that responds to possible natural or biochemical disasters and carries out humanitarian rescue for survivors, which is very important to create together Ji Feng, a Chinese student with the hidden identity of a "reincarnation", that is, a person from another world, and Haruhi Suzumiya, who is sitting in the back seat of him.

And the "original protagonist" Ah Xu, who sat in front of Ji Feng, the reincarnation, is now just an ordinary passer-by, and he is a nodding friend with Ji Feng, and has nothing to do with Haruhi Suzumiya, Ryoko Asakura and Yuki Nagato.

It can be said that as a "person from another world", Ji Feng's efforts since the beginning of school have been fruitful, but as a "reincarnation", he doesn't know if his efforts can complete the pit task issued by the main god who pulled him into this world without his consent.

"Return to the main god space."

This is Ji Feng's task, not an option after completing the task, there is no time limit, and the failure penalty is just stuck in the current world.

But even if this is the Suzumiya Haruhi World that he likes very much, he doesn't want to stay here forever, because his personality is exactly the same as Suzumiya Haruhi, and the most suitable world for him is the infinite world, so he must find a way to go back anyway - with the Kasuga he likes with Yuki.

“…… Ahh~ Ji Feng, you are really sexually blessed, you can go to school with the three beauties of Lianggong, Asakura and Nagato in the next class, have lunch together, and seem to participate in club activities together after school.

You really just happen to live in the same apartment as Asakura and Nagato? What do I think of the same dish in your bento? ”

In physical education class, Taniguchi, who was standing with Ji Feng, Ah Xu, and Kunikida, looked at the girls who were forced to wear briefs with bare thighs in April, and his expression and tone were as sour as if he had drunk several bottles of white vinegar.

"It's normal, we all live alone, so we just eat together, which is more convenient.

Kasuga was too lazy to make a bento, so he exchanged the lunch money for a breakfast and a lunch box. Anyway, it's all in one pot, and Asakura doesn't mind making a little more of each dish.

In addition, the spring day is because he comes to me at 6 o'clock every morning to do morning exercises, and then stops by to eat with us and go to school together. ”

"Hmph...... It's all the same, you're all calling your names anyway, and even if you don't have that excuse, you can still go to school together with LoveLove.

But Ah Ji Feng, if you step on a few boats, you will be damned......"

As the focus of attention of the boys in the class and even the whole school, no one believes Ji Feng even if he says the truth, but among a group of boys who are envious, jealous and hateful to him, there is still such a good old man with an embarrassed face "Ah Xu" who still has a friendly attitude towards him.

"What nonsense! I'm sorry, Taniguchi is just jealous of you.

By the way, are you a member of any sports club? Surcool Palace and Asakura aside, you and the rather petite glasses girl in the next class don't look like the type who will join a sports club? ”

"No...... We didn't belong to any club, we started a new club called 'SOS'.

- I know you're going to want to complain about this weird name, so please don't say it.

Self-exercise in the morning is also one of our club activities, but the 'main business' of our club is ...... You'll find out soon. ”

Facing Ah Xu, who really wanted to complain, and his friends, Ji Feng showed a surprised smile that was a little nervous, which frightened Taniguchi and Kunikida to quickly and quietly stay away from him a little, only Ah Xu, who actually liked to deal with weirdos in his heart, remained in place.

But now Ah Xu has no chance, and Ji Feng won't give him a chance, this ordinary boy who will never take the initiative to defect to the weird world if he is not dragged by life is better to continue to live his ordinary life, anyway, he himself is quite satisfied with the status quo, isn't it.

As for his position in the SOS regiment, Ji Feng will take his place, Ji Feng needs this position more than him, and it is more suitable for this position.

- After all, Ji Feng is a person from another world among the four heavenly kings, "Cosmic people, future people, people from other worlds, superpowers" that he and Haruhi Suzumiya repeated twice in their self-introductions at the first class meeting of the school year, but Haruhi Suzumiya seems to have mistaken him for a superpower with the ability to read minds.

“…… Comrades! Our SOS regiment's priority now is to find the fifth man!

- That's right, it's already common knowledge that there are actually five people in the Four Heavenly Kings. If there is no fifth person, our SOS group will not be able to become an official club recognized by the school, and we will not be able to defraud the club funds and departments.

That's right, by the way, it's up to Ryoko to prepare the written materials or something, after all, you're our logistics minister, or does this fall within the purview of the secretary of Yuki?

In short, Comrade Ji Feng, political commissar and deputy head of the regiment, these troublesome things will be handed over to you, in addition, you should also pay more attention to the masses, and if there are good seedlings suitable for our SOS regiment, you will be persuaded to come, but there is nothing special about it, I think you should be able to understand what I mean.

As for the head of the regiment...... Hum...... The mountain people have their own tricks, so wait and see this time tomorrow! ”

On this day, after school, in the department of literature and art, which had been occupied by SOS, the first club meeting of the SOS group was full of ambition and intrigue. Haruhi Suzumiya, with her back to the window, stood on a desk that she didn't know where to get it, and looked down at her right-hand men with her hands on her hips, and her already incomparably bright eyes suddenly radiated a light as strong as a supernova explosion!

"Ahh

- At the same time, a certain baby-faced girl who was concentrating on learning calligraphy in the calligraphy department...... No, the whole world sneezed violently.