"私は果物を食べます"

"I'm going to eat fruit?"

Ji Kong read out this passage word by word, and then there was some ridicule in his heart. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Kasumigaoka Shiyu typed this paragraph, obviously asking him to help get the fruit, but as a maid, she actually made such a request to her master, and she was really not big or small.

But think about it, forget it, after all, she is to help herself write the script, so she has fallen to the point where she has to rush the manuscript now, so she should be more tolerant.

Thinking so in his heart, Ji Kong decided not to care about her following offenses, and took a banana from the coffee table on the side and handed it to her.

Kasumigaoka Shiwa typed down another string of characters in the document.

“ああ……”

"Ah......" Ji Kong was stunned for a moment before he reacted, "You want me to feed you?" ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't answer, but frantically typed the characters on the keyboard, and in an instant the entire screen was full of "ああ".

"Okay, okay, I see."

Ji Kong shook his head, opened the banana peel, and handed it to Kasumigaoka Shiyu's mouth, seeing her open her small mouth, she stuffed the whole banana into it at once.

"Woo ......"

Just like the girl who resisted when she was forced X, Kasumigaoka Shiyu was stuffed with a banana in her small mouth, she shook her head and struggled desperately, at least E's Oupai trembled up and down, that scene was simply inappropriate.

Finally swallowing the banana, Kasumigaoka Shiyu gasped, glared at Ji Kong and said, "You must have done it on purpose, right?" Scumbag! ”

"I don't understand what you're talking about." Ji Kong learned a line from Mahime, then shrugged his shoulders and said, "Am I not doing what you ask?" ”

Suddenly, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was sullen for a while, because what Ji Kong said was indeed the truth.

What made her even more depressed was that after Ji Kong was angry with her, he still had to ignore people, and said to her shamelessly: "Hurry up and deal with the 'dirty' on the side of your mouth, otherwise you will be seen by people who don't know, maybe you will think that you gave me a mouth." ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu was almost angry, she wiped off the minced banana from her mouth, and said hatefully: "Scumbag, you know, what I just ate was a pink banana, small and short, if you think that your thing is the same as a pink banana, I have nothing to say." ”

"Well, after all, it was taken by you, so there's no way to make it short." Ji Kong responded calmly.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu was stunned for five seconds before she realized the meaning of Ji Kong's words.

Pity her little **** and her face turned red with shame in an instant!

She wanted to be ruthless and vicious, but even if she blushed, she still couldn't say a word.

"What is Mouth X?"

Just when Ji Kong was extremely proud, a faint voice suddenly sounded.

Ji Kong turned around and found his dear sister looking at him calmly.

"What is Mouth X?"

Seeing that Ji Kong didn't answer, Lihua asked again.

"Uh...... This ......"

Ji Kong's smug mood disappeared in an instant, and in the face of his sister's eyes with a hint of curiosity, even if he had always been good at speaking, he didn't know how to answer at all now.

Seeing that he didn't respond for a long time, Lihuazuo lowered his head, as if he was about to look for the answer on the Internet.

"Wait! I can answer this question! ”

Ji Kong hurriedly stopped her movements, racked her brains and was about to speak, when Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu stepped out and said, "Mouth X is the person who stuffed that thing into the woman's mouth!" ”

She was killed by Ji Kong, so she was ready to die with Ji Kong.

"That's right, that's it!"

What Shiyu didn't expect was that Ji Kong actually admitted it, and then explained without changing his face: "Your sister Shiyu's explanation just now can be summed up in two words - feeding!" That's right, mouth X means feeding. ”

"From the perspective of Chinese, 'kou' represents the meaning of mouth, and when combined with 'jiao', it means 'bite'; then combined, it naturally refers to feeding people to eat."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu was dumbfounded, she was very good at Chinese, and naturally understood Ji Kong's meaning, but she didn't expect that Ji Kong's face was so thick!

It's shameless, obscene!

As the embodiment of justice, Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt that of course she had to expose Ji Kong's lies and make him lose face in front of his sister, but just as she was about to speak, Ji Kong quickly looked at her.

"If you debunk me, it won't do us both!"

From Ji Kong's eyes, Kasumigaoka Shiyu read such a meaning.

"It's okay for me not to demolish you, but you have to promise me one condition."

After thinking about it, Kasumigaoka Shiyu also conveyed such a meaning with his eyes.

"What conditions? Let's say it first, you can't go against your conscience and can't go against the morality of the rivers and lakes. ”

"Don't worry, it's very simple for a scumbag, and it will never let you go against your principles."

"Well, you said this sentence yourself, if you lie to me at that time, I will not agree to your conditions."

"Then it's settled!"

After eye contact, both parties got a satisfactory answer, so Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who was still constipated just now, smiled and groaned, "That's right, oh So-chan, that's what your brother explained." ”

"yes, I see."

Lihua Song nodded, and just when Ji Kong was relieved, Shiina Mashiro on the other side suddenly said, "Sora, I want you to give me mouth X." ”

"Poof—"

Ji Kong almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and after coughing a few times, he said loudly: "Give up, it's really white sauce, it's impossible!" ”

"Unfair, empty eccentricity." Shiina Mashiro was aggrieved and frustrated, "Ming Mingkong gave Shiyu sauce X just now." ”

At this time, Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who was holding his arms and preparing to watch a good show, couldn't sit still, twisted his body, and said with a dry smile: "True white sauce, the word X, although it's not a big deal, it's best to just say it privately among friends, and you can't mention it in front of others." ”

Then she glared at Ji Kong again, "Isn't it just feeding Zhenbai?" Why are you so excited? ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's words reminded Ji Kong that it was indeed he who made a fuss, so he calmly fed a banana to Zhenbai, and finally calmed down the emotions of the three no girls.

"Hmph, thank me, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't have been able to end this time!"

Calling Ji Kong to his side, Kasumigaoka Shiyu said proudly with his arms crossed.

"If it weren't for you, there wouldn't be so much to do at all." Ji Kong muttered, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, even if it's your credit this time, what about the conditions mentioned before?" What are your requirements? ”

"I want you to come to my room tonight!"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu said without hesitation.