"I'm! Why did that idiot teacher drive us away! What's wrong with our unique propaganda program!

The most infuriating thing is that he obviously can't answer, but he shakes his head vigorously, that is, we are not allowed to continue to propagandize, this is hegemonism! This is feudal patriarchy! This is a gross interference with the student's autonomy! ”

From the school gate all the way back to the SOS department, Haruhi's mouth never stopped, and it seemed that the more he talked, the more angry he became.

In the original work, Kasuga wore a revealing bunny girl outfit to distribute flyers at the school gate, which was really a loss, but Ji Feng's method of distributing flyers really made people can't say anything. It seems that there is something wrong with letting a cute girl squat in a box and being queued up to touch her head, but what is wrong with this? What's wrong?

However, in countries with pan-East Asian cultural circles such as Japan and China, teachers, parents, and leaders have absolute power, and if teachers firmly disagree, it is useless for them to reason. It is precisely because he is very aware of this that even if he is angry again, he can only honestly pack up his things and get out, at most he vents his grievances verbally - this is called "the distant barking of the negative dog", right?

"Na! Why aren't you guys angry at all! The unprecedented publicity activities of our SOS group have been terminated!

Especially Ji Feng, this is your hard work? Your hard work was brutally destroyed by the teacher, right? ”

Seeing that his members were all indifferent as if it was none of his business, the stupid Haruhi tried to incite their anger and find emotional resonance for himself. It's just that Ji Feng, who is most likely to be angry, has already learned the results of the publicity activities in the original work, although his publicity method is very different from that of the spring, but even if he is still stopped by the teacher, it is already in his "expectation", so naturally there is nothing to be angry about.

But it's troublesome enough to let Spring make such a fuss, so for the sake of keeping her ears clean, let's give her a bad idea.

"We ......

Let's kill the teacher. ”

“！”

“！！”

“……”

“！！！”

"Hey, police, I'm ...... here"

"Hey! What are you calling the police? ”

After Ji Feng's expression was extraordinarily calm and said that he was going to kill the teacher just now, the girls in the SOS group were naturally all shocked, but they didn't expect that the first reaction of Senior Sister Tsuruya, who was supposed to be watching the excitement, was to immediately take out her mobile phone and dial 110 in Japan - not a joke, it was really dialed.

"Na...... Ji, Ji Feng, you don't want to come to the real thing, right? I thought you weren't angry, but I didn't expect you to be so angry that you couldn't even tell you were angry on the surface.

Although that teacher is indeed a very jerk, he is not worthy of death anyway, right? You have to be calm! ”

Plan to pass! Just like Ji Feng knew that even if Senior Sister Tsuruya really called the police, it was very likely that she was joking, but she still had to quickly pounce on her and hang up her mobile phone, even if Haruhi knew that even if he said such things seriously, it was very likely that he was joking, but he still had to quickly put his anger behind and appease his emotions first.

In essence, Kasuga is actually an overly gentle "Madonna", otherwise with her divine power, she can completely burst this rotten reality, shatter this filthy spirit, and banish this ugly world. But the world remains the same, and even though Haruhi is clearly dissatisfied with the world, she still maintains the world for the sake of all the people who live in it—including those she hates.

Of course, it's more likely that Haruhi Suzumiya doesn't have that kind of divine power at all, and it's more realistic that the author can't publish it if he writes like that, or if it does, few people will read it.

"Don't worry, I'm talking about drawing a cartoon that kills the teacher together, or writing a novel that kills the teacher, which can also be regarded as a club activity of our SOS group and art department."

Looking at Haruhi's slightly nervous expression, Ji Feng was a little moved while being amused. So he stopped playing tricks, and directly explained a new activity that he thought of by the way when he had a bad idea just now.

"Even in manga and novels, you can't fantasize about this kind of thing! What kind of event is designed in a detective novel to make a certain annoying teacher fall apart and die or even be made into a 'chair', this is the limit, and if it goes too far, the TV station will ban it! ”

"No...... As long as the teacher is set to move at Mach 20, ordinary weapons can't kill him at all, and the antimatter tentacles that threaten governments with the intention of blowing up the Earth if they don't let him become the teacher of a cattle herding class.

And this tentacle monster itself also allows the students in the class to kill it with various weapons that are specifically used against it, but in fact, it is to fulfill the agreement with its good friend who has died, the former head teacher of the cattle herding class, to make all the poor students in the cattle herding class with various problems become good children, so that he will not hesitate to destroy the earth to become a teacher. ”

"What the hell are you talking about! This is clearly to make 'kill the teacher', a delusion that many students have, and rely on the legal 'royal comics'! ”

"But this kind of plot can really be very popular, as long as it can be popular and not illegal, then it's no problem, right?"

"No...... Forget it, I'm tired, let's just disperse today, comics or novels or something, I'll be interested in talking about it later. ”

Because he took on the role of complaining that he was not good at, Chunri's energy was consumed very quickly, and after a while, he was unable to continue to complain about Ji Feng's fallacies.

And Ji Feng didn't already plan to give up and return to the dangerous main god space, and became the world's greatest ACGMN-all-inclusive creator in the world of Suzumiya Haruhi under the pseudonym of "Wen Copying Gong", so he was not interested in really drawing such a comic. So after the exhausted spring was the first to walk out of the department with a schoolbag, Ji Feng and the others also began to prepare to leave.

"W-That...... Ji, Ji Fengjun, can you please wait a minutePOI? ”

"Huh? What's the POI? Yes...... Sorry for the order that you must speak with a mouth fetish, now you can change back to POI. ”

"Good, good POI. Hey...... Change、Change can't come backPOI......"

Ji Feng, who was stopped at the door, teased Shi Jiu Ru with bad intentions again, and sure enough, Shi Jiu Ru also brought out POI's mouth fetish when he spoke. But he was in a good mood today, and he didn't want to go too far when Tsuruya Senpai was there, so he just appreciated Shi Jiuru's crying expression a little, and took the initiative to pull the topic back:

"Did you tell me something?"

"No...... It's fine, it's just that I just want to thank you for saving me, otherwise I'm afraid I'd have to wear that bunny girl outfit to the school gate to hand out flyers.

If that's the case, I'm afraid I won't be able to get married...... Ahh By the way, also、Thank you Asakura。 See you then! ”

Facing Ji Feng, who rarely showed a friendly smile, the reddish Shikuru seemed to be a little unable to speak, stammered and thanked him and Ryoko Asakura, and bowed deeply, and then immediately shrank her head cutely and ran away.

Although Sister Tsuruya, who was following behind Shi Jiuru, didn't know what was going on, it seemed that Ji Feng seemed to have helped Shi Jiuru today, so when she left, she also nodded a little to Ji Feng, Asakura and Youxi, and the relationship between the two sides has improved slightly.