"SOS Regiment! SOS Regiment!

Please take care of the SOS group that makes the world more lively~

With this flyer, you can go to the side and touch the cute head of the cute thing, please take it ~ The tail of the team is over there, thank you ~"

"Quack, quack...... Mi Bang ...... POI…… KAMO…… Meow Pass......"

At the school gate after school, the students who had returned home after club activities lined up on the side of the road in an orderly manner, and a beautiful girl with long hair in the school was calling for help...... No, it's supposed to be shouting, but what the hell is the name of the SOS group?

Holding a black-and-white leaflet printed out of ordinary A4 paper, he came to the "team tail" wooden sign held by a girl with short hair and glasses who was expressionless but quite beautiful, and looked at the past from a distance, and the girls at the front handed the flyer in their hands to the hand of a boy with reflective glasses in the school, and then bent down and stroked the head of an animal in a big box next to him, and also took a few photos of himself in various poses, That's when a beautiful girl with the temperament of Yamato Nadeshiko in this school was persuaded to reluctantly give up her position, but she was surrounded there and refused to disperse.

"SOS Group Founding Statement ......"

During the waiting line, the bored students would look at the leaflet carefully, but even if they looked at it from the beginning to the end, they were still confused, because it didn't seem to say anything except the word "incredible event" five or six times over and over again.

"Quack...... Mi Bang ...... POI…… KAMO…… Meow Pass......"

As the team continues to advance, the cute thing squatting in the box finally reveals its true face. It was a baby-faced girl at the school with fluffy chestnut hair and cute eyes like small animals, and even the completely meaningless oral fetishes that she repeatedly muttered in her mouth were so cute that it was no wonder that they would make everyone linger.

"Real, real!? You're really here! ”

Suddenly, the lively and harmonious atmosphere on the side of the road was broken, and a beautiful girl from our school who had her hair all the way to the crook of her legs separated and crowded to the side of the box, and asked the baby-faced girl who had been squatting in the box for an unknown amount of time:

"What are you doing here? Why squatting in a box and being touched on the head? Didn't they force you! ”

But the baby-faced girl just raised her head with a smile that was already a little dull, and replied in a rather erratic voice:

"It's Tsuruya Ga...... Meow Pas~Don't worry about POI~I'm okay KAMO~ I'm volunteering for club activities. Mipa~"

"Uh...... The real and the solid are completely broken......

Feed! What the hell are you doing here?

Even I think it's funny to watch, and I want to line up to touch her head, but you can't bully her like that! ”

After receiving someone else's call, Sister Tsuruya, who hurried over, was very knowledgeable, and neither made a big noise nor forcibly rescued Shikuru, but dragged Ji Feng, who was collecting the leaflets, aside before protesting.

In any case, this is the club that Shijiuru chose herself. Since it was necessary for her to stay in this strange society anyway, Tsuruya as a friend wouldn't add extra trouble to her, if not supporting her decision.

"This is a trick called 'Reverse Touching the Head Kill', and in order to strengthen the effect, I also specially added a mouth fetish brainwashing attack."

In front of the indignant Tsuruya Senpai, the expressionless Ji Feng raised his hand and pushed down the reflective glasses, and then unhurriedly explained the actions of the SOS group in a smooth and uninhibited mechanical voice:

"As you can see, we are advertising ourselves with prize flyers.

Shijiuru is now an important member of us, and we have no reason to bully her. As a cute animal that the SOS team specializes in attracting people, she played a key role in this event. ”

"Why do you talk so strangely, is it because of these glasses that are always strangely reflective?"

"Hey...... Don't just take off my glasses, why are they like this for one or two! ”

Her skills and intuition are not inferior to Haru's Haruya-senpai, and she just frowned a little to find the root of the problem, and went straight to take off Ji Feng's specially customized flat glasses, making him change from an absolutely calm wise man back to an ordinary loving otaku.

After Ji Feng took back the glasses from Senior Sister Hewu with a helpless face, he put them back in the glasses case with care, and then continued in a normal tone:

"I've said it a long time ago, and there will be more similar events in the future. If it weren't for me this time, Shi Jiuru would have to stand here in a bunny girl costume and hand out flyers.,Compared with that situation.,It's already a great fortune in misfortune to just squat in a cardboard box and sell cuteness.。 ”

"W-What? Bunny girl? Is it the bunny girl on TV with ears on her head, swimsuits and net stockings? How could someone dress up like that and hand out flyers at the school gate! ”

Although Tsuruya Senpai was very interested in the activities of the SOS group in the original work, even she couldn't accept Haruhi's brain hole at all, and presumably she wouldn't agree with Kasuhi's bad idea in the original work to deliberately let the head of the computer research institute touch Shikuru's chest, and then take a picture to threaten the other party to hand over a computer.

In fact, Ji Feng is the same, although he does like and admire Haruhi Suzumiya, but he is not satisfied with her initial style. It's just that considering that Kasuga has always been "cold to Qianfu" when he was in junior high school, and every time he is abused, it is Shijiuru who is likely to have ill intentions, so he can understand Kasuga's venting approach.

To blame...... Blame the world!

"What's wrong, what's wrong? Is this the one who came to make trouble! Yo...... Isn't this a friend of Shijiuru~

Welcome, you will also be given a flyer, and you will be given twice as much time as you will be able to touch your head. I will come to play often in the future~"

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, Kasuhi, who was originally handing out leaflets next to him, saw that there seemed to be a slight commotion here, and immediately ran back violently, but after seeing that the person who pulled Ji Feng aside was the senior sister of Tsuruya who had a relationship, she immediately showed a warm and sincere smile.

Although the initial meeting scene was not so pretty, Hasuga seemed to have a pretty good impression of Tsuruya-senpai, and Ji Feng's publicity plan was so successful that they had to recycle the only 200 flyers they had to reuse, which also made Hasuga very satisfied.

In the face of such a spring day, Tsuruya-senpai, who was shoehorned into a leaflet, did not do anything at all except open her mouth in surprise, and waited until the school teacher came out to disperse the crowd and forcibly suspended this strange propaganda action of the SOS group, and then she followed the indignant Haruga and the exhausted Shikuru and others back to the department.