Chapter 6 Help you to wind a little

According to the rules of the underworld, if an ordinary person dies a natural death, he will send a ghost to seduce his soul, and then to the Yin Division, and then by the city god, the judge, Yama and other officials condemn him to sin, and finally according to his good and evil, he will either be sent to the six realms of reincarnation or sent to the eighteen layers of hell to suffer.

However, not all ghosts will be caught, such as ghosts who died unjustly, because of the anger in their hearts, the underworld generally will not forcibly arrest them, and they will wait until they have eliminated the resentment in their hearts before being sent to reincarnation. Until then, they can be allowed to move freely, and the Book of Life and Death will not give the task of arresting the various City God Temples.

Therefore, at the beginning, Judge Guo was not surprised to see that Lao Song and Ren Song were not named in the life and death books, thinking that they belonged to the kind of resentful souls who did not record their names. According to the new nether regulations, the relatives of these resentful spirits in the underworld can take them home to live if they pay a fee to the local temple of the City God. However, when he checked Ren Song's information and saw that he died in 2065, he found that something had happened.

Whether it is the Netherworld Supreme Emperor Dongyue or the Yin Sect Master Jizo King Bodhisattva, they have clearly stipulated that the Yin Division is not the same as the Yang Realm, and it is never allowed to extend or suspend the lives of ordinary people without authorization. Introducing the soul of the living into the underworld is not a big sin, but it is not small, if it really touches the point, it is enough to go to the eighteen layers of hell.

Judge Guo, who only felt that his head was cloudy, didn't care about saying any three opinions at this time, waved his hand at Cui'er, returned the money she had just given, and said: "Sister, this kid's longevity is not over, and I have to send him back, I don't dare to take your money." After saying that, he turned around and glared at Li Neng and Bihu fiercely. Kai scolded: "Two useless things, I can't even figure out what soul to catch." At this time, the two guys were already stunned, and the black smoke on their faces rolled out countless circles, and they were expected to be frightened and confused by what had just happened.

Na Cui'er's face was full of joy when she heard this, and she patted Ren Song on the shoulder and said: "Oh, big brother, you are really blessed, you have reached the Yin Division, and you can still go back, you are really a blessed person who doesn't need to be busy!" Ren Song scratched the back of his head when he heard this, his face was full of joy. He only said, "Thank you, big sister." All that's left is a giggle. It was only when Lao Song, who had been waiting for a long time, got out of the car and asked why he hadn't left, that he stopped laughing and told him about his unfinished life, and Lao Song was happy for him.

Even if Ren Song had not died, the old Song couple could not pick him up again, so they said hello and left by car. It was only at this time that Ren Song realized that he should ask the three of them when they would be able to go back. At that moment, he walked up to the judge and said with a cautious smile: "Guo Ju, when will you send me back?" ”

"Send?" Guo Juan on the other side looked at him up and down for a while, and the unbearable look on his face flashed, and then he said viciously: "What to send!" You originally belong to Qinxi, and it is not under the control of our Daozhou, and if you want to send it to someone from Luozhong Chenghuang Temple, you are waiting for me to help you contact the people in Qinxi. After that, he used the big pen in his hand to mess up on the computer for a while, and finally said: "Okay, I have already sent the official document to Qinxi, and I don't know if they will send it to you." ”

"Huh?" As soon as Judge Guo said this, don't talk about Ren Song, even the two ghosts next to him were also confused for a while, this Ren Song was caught by mistake in their Daozhou City God Temple, and they should have sent it in person, so Li Neng wanted to remind him. was stopped by Bian Hu. Don't look at his naturally crooked neck, but his brain is extremely flexible, and he immediately guessed Judge Guo's intentions.

Mistakenly hooking a living soul into the underworld as a dead ghost, this crime is not small, even if it is sent back, it will be remembered by the Gong Cao of the Yama Temple, which will inevitably affect the merit performance. If the book of life and death is not faulty, this responsibility is naturally prevaricated, even if it can be confused, Gong Cao Si will find out the reason according to the record of the soul hook card, but just catch up with the book of life and death, and the new city god has not arrived, that is, it can't be found and no one cares, plus this kid doesn't look like a troublemaker, so he can naturally push it.

He was secretly admiring the clever methods of his judge, but he listened to Ren Song's wincing argument: "But...... You...... You just said ......" immediately rushed forward, stared at him viciously and interrupted: "But what! Say what you say! My judge has already made it very clear, boy, you are from the Chenghuang Temple in Qinxi, and it has nothing to do with our Daozhou, and we haven't seen you either......"

"Shut up!" didn't wait for him to finish speaking, but he heard Judge Guo behind him shout, which made the nonsense tremble, and then his head hurt, but he was beaten hard by his own judge master with a pen.

"Unknown material!" Raised his leg and kicked the partial beard who was squatting on the ground holding his head and screaming in pain, and Judge Guo, who was full of anger, opened his mouth and scolded: "Obviously you two arrested him, and you still say something that you haven't seen and don't have a brain, get out of the way." ”

After that, he ignored the aggrieved and hid on the side, turned his head to Ren Song and said, "Boy, I know you don't want to, I'll only say three o'clock......" He said as he raised his arm and raised a finger. Fu spoke again: "First, although your soul was captured by the two of them, it was because of the failure of the Book of Life and Death, not the fault of my Daozhou City God Temple, so we have no responsibility to send you home......

At this time, he paused lightly, and then raised a finger before he said: "Second, although it is not our responsibility, it is okay to give you a trip under the obligation, but our new Lord Chenghuang has not yet taken office......

"What Guo Juan said is so right!" When he heard this, he immediately jumped up from the ground and shouted, "We...... Ouch! Before he could finish speaking, he was hit the head by the big pen, and then he remembered that he seemed to have interrupted the "third article" of the judge just now, and he hurriedly squatted to the side again.

As if he was puzzled, Judge Guo kicked him twice, then turned around and said to Ren Song: "Without the seal of Lord Chenghuang or the dispatch of the book of life and death, none of us public officials dare to leave our posts without permission. Of course, if you wish, you can wait for Lord Chenghuang to take office before sending you home...... And ......"

Seeing that Ren Song's face was confused, he paused slightly, and then slowly raised his third finger and said, "Third, although you can go to the Senluo Hall to appeal for the Book of Life and Death, or you can wait here for Lord Chenghuang to take office, I personally advise you to go home early." ”

"Huh?!" Hearing this, Ren Song was anxious and angry in his heart, looking at the three fingers that were constantly shaking in front of him, he didn't expect that the judge of this underworld would be official, and he wanted to distinguish two sentences, but he was a little scared.

Just as he was hesitating, he heard the judge continue: "Have you heard the story of the Eight Immortals who abducted Li by Tie? Once a person's soul is out of the body for more than seven days, the body will change, and the soul will not be able to return to the body, whether you appeal or wait, it is not possible to get it done in seven days. On the contrary, if you rush back quickly, you should be able to return it within seven days. ”

"......" Hearing this, Ren had no other thoughts, it seemed that there was no reason to talk about anything other than running home with his legs, although he knew that it was the dereliction of duty of the judges in front of him, but compared to his life, it was nothing, and Ren Song didn't say anything more, so he turned around and left.

"Slowly, slowly, there's a fourth, little ghost! You listen carefully," just as Ren Song was about to walk back by himself, he heard Judge Guo continue, "If you have money, our Daozhou City God Hall can send a special car to send you back!" Of course, the fare is naturally not cheap, you must know that Mr. Lu, who pulls the car, is directly subordinate to the Senluo Palace, and he has no money to open up the joints, but he can't move it. After speaking, Judge Guo habitually raised a fourth finger.

"Oh, Guo Judge, this kid is purely a poor ghost, he even owes money to buy the road, where did he get the money to take a ride......" Li Neng, who had been leaning against the pillar of the archway, covering his mouth to look at the excitement, suddenly interjected. Oh? Really? Hearing this, Judge Guo turned his head and looked at Ren Song suspiciously.

Glancing at the last of the judge's fingers. Ren Song swallowed a mouthful of dry saliva, and finally replied in a hoarse voice: "I don't have money...... that Guo judge slapped his thigh and laughed when he heard this: "Then the fourth, I didn't say it......" He just said half of it, seeing this cowardly and trembling appearance, he finally felt a little relieved, sighed and said: "Okay, I'll make a merit......" said, waving the big pen in his hand at him.

The sky was spinning for a while, Ren Song only felt that his eyes were black, his heart was troubled, the wind was whirring in his ears, his hands and feet were empty, and there was no place to borrow strength. But I heard the voice of Judge Guo ringing in my ears: "Little guy, speaking of which, our Daozhou City God Temple does have some responsibilities, so I will help a gust of wind to send you to the border of Daozhou, so that you can save some distance, you just need to go straight along the road in front of you, it is estimated that it will be there in five or six days, and you should be in time to return to the sun." ”

Before Ren Song could understand, his body suddenly fell down, and with a "plop", the coward had fallen heavily to the ground, although the ghost would not be injured, but the pain was still there, and he lay on the ground for a quarter of an hour before he grinned and got up.

Looking around, I found that I was really on an asphalt road, and after a closer look, it should not be any Huangquan Road in the underworld, and there was a "G310" sign on the side of the road, which turned out to be a national highway. Turning his head to look in the direction he came from, Texas City was long gone. Rubbing his aching buttocks, Ren Song scolded all the time, these damn bastards, they caught Lao Tzu for some reason, and finally pushed 625, I XXXX you bastards!

The more he thought about it, the more wronged he became, muttering and scolding, limping forward along this national highway, and kept thinking in his heart: "It's only 500 kilometers from Ludong to Qinxi, I'm a ghost now, that is, I don't need to eat or sleep, I can travel for twenty or forty hours in a row."

I remember when I was in school, I read in my textbook that ordinary people can walk 8 to 10 kilometers in an hour, and if it is counted as 8 kilometers, one day is ...... 4832, 2816...... It's almost more than 200 kilometers, and it is estimated that it will take three or four days to get there...... It's finally too late" Thinking of this, this cowardly finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, although the sky was already bright, the sky was gray, without a trace of sunshine, Ren Song was still a little worried, the movies and novels he used to read, ghosts could not be active during the day, but he didn't want to be fake at all, he went all the way, although it was daytime, but there was no discomfort.

After walking for a long time, he saw a county seat in the distance, Ren Song knew that this county seat was the junction of Qin and Lu, and after the county seat was Qinxi, he was even more happy in his heart. When he was about to run to the intersection of the county seat, he suddenly stagnated in his chest, but he was pushed back by an invisible barrier, and the cowards who fell to the ground on their backs were ignorant for a while, this intersection was ...... Nothing in the way, huh?