"You can't rely on us!" Hearing Judge Guo's complaint, Na Bihu was the first to jump up and shout: "Judge Guo, if you hadn't sent us to Qinxi to arrest people, how could we have come back so late!" Anyway, we've been doing it for decades, and it's not that we don't know the rules......"

Judge Guo, who was raising his hand to slap the computer, was stunned when he heard this, turned his head and interrupted him: "Okay, okay!" Let me start with three observations! First, even if you have been doing it for decades, you should naturally know that these things we arrested, they were called souls before they were reported, and they were registered in the City God Temple, called ghosts, who are not people, are you a policeman in the yang world? Second, are you drinking again during working hours? Look at you, two cups of cat urine in one pour, and forget everything! We are the Daozhou Inspector Chenghuang Division, not the capital Chenghuang in Beijing! Even Ludong Province can't manage it, what soul do you want to catch in Qinxi? Three ......"

"Wait!" Without waiting for Judge Guo to say "three", he interrupted while being biased: "Judge Guo, the task on the Soul Hook card is very clear, there is really a Qin Xiluo on it." You don't have three more ......" As he spoke, he took off the soul hook card from his waist and handed it over, and Li Neng on the other side also interjected: "It's not!" There really is a ......."

Without waiting for the two of them to argue again, Judge Guo waved his hand, and did not accept the sign handed by Bi Hu, but just looked at him fiercely, gritted his teeth and said, "Three!" At this time, the system of the book of life and death is malfunctioning, and there is no fart on the soul hook card, and it is in vain to see it! ”

The nonsense person hung the card back on his waist, and before he could hang it firmly, he heard the judge next to him, "Oops! A strange scream frightened him, and he almost fell to the ground, and hurriedly hung it up, but he heard the Guo Juan laugh and said: "Thank God, the book of life and death can finally be used, you lonely souls and wild ghosts are all standing up, listen to me...... Chen Tai...... Which one is Chen Tai? Come over here! ”

Bihu turned his head to look, but saw that the computer in Judge Guo's hand was shining with five-colored light at this time, which was very dazzling. And the ghost named Chen Tai had also walked over, and as soon as Guo Juan raised his head, he saw him looking at him at a glance, and couldn't help but shout: "You two kill talents, don't grind foreign workers there, quickly gather people for me." Bihu hurriedly responded and beckoned Li Neng to come over to work, but Li Neng whispered and laughed on the side: "I just said that we are capturing the soul, and now we are disturbing people, and I don't know if it is the soul or the person." ”

He muttered before he finished speaking, but he heard the judge scold: "Brainless goods, what are you doing?" Li Neng, who was scared, didn't dare to say anything more. That Guo Juan no longer pursued, but kept calling the names of the souls gathered under the archway, the empty hand did not know when there was an extra brush, every time a soul stepped forward, he used the pen to click on his forehead, and the soul turned into a white light and did not know where to go.

After a while, the more than 20 souls in front of the black donkey cart were all nowhere to be traced by the brush, leaving only Lao Song and Ren Song to watch on the side. After Judge Guo finished counting the names of the people, he saw that there were still two standing in front of him, he was taken aback, and asked strangely, "What's the matter with you two?" ”

Na Hu walked over and pointed at Ren Song and said, "Guo Juan, this is what Qin Xi arrested...... Soul! Fu glanced at Lao Song again: "This old man is a ...... from Daozhou" He was talking about it when he suddenly paused, and said in shock: "No...... Don't you have these two men in your book of life and death? Hurriedly said but pulled the sign hanging on his waist.

Judge Guo snorted coldly and said, "It's still three opinions!" First, this book of life and death is the first treasure of the Netherworld, which is in the hands of Chief Judge Cui in front of the king of Yama, but it is not mine! Second, the above shows that a total of twenty-two souls who have exhausted their longevity are to be caught today, and it was the last one just now, what are you two doing today? Three ......"

"Impossible!" Li Neng on the side interrupted his "three opinions" again and shouted: "It will definitely not be wrong, we were right before returning to the City God Temple, and the twenty-four souls will never be wrong!" Do you say, Lao Hu? As he spoke, he patted the shoulder of the partial hu next to him, who knew that the partial hu was unconscious, just staring at the cards in his hand and looking at it non-stop!

It wasn't until Li Neng called for the second time that the partial beard raised his head violently, the black smoke on his face was billowing endlessly, his eyes flickered even more, and he said for a long time: "It's really a ghost!" …… There are only twenty-two ...... on the sign."

"Ahh Li Neng, who was talking about how hard he had worked next to him, heard this, and immediately opened his mouth, turned his head to look at Ren Song and Lao Song, and then leaned over to look at the sign in Bihu's hand, and stammered for a long time: "This is ...... What can I do? The tone was very hasty.

"The third opinion! You're ghosts yourself, what ghosts do you want to see? Two bastards are making trouble for me all day long, what can I do if I leave these two people behind! Judge Guo was behind him, and said angrily, and just after speaking, he added hatefully: "Wrong, it's not a person, it's a soul!" ”

Before Hu Li Ergui could hear his third opinion clearly, "Dudu! Suddenly, the sound of the car horn sounded, and everyone looked back, but saw an extended sedan appear behind them, and Ren Song, who was next to Lao Song, saw the Mercedes-Benz logo on the car at a glance.

He was not familiar with cars, but when he was in middle school, the father of a good classmate was a driver for the telecommunications bureau and often drove a Mercedes-Benz van to pick him up from school. I remember that classmate often boasted in front of Ren Song that there were only two cars like the one his father drove, and under the infinite envy and jealousy, this cowardly also firmly remembered the sign that the three needles were wrapped in a circle.

And the lengthened Mercedes-Benz sedan behind him is much more expensive than that of his classmate and his father. The former Matsuya had only seen it on TV, but it was a little strange to see the real guy at this time, and I wanted to go up to see what was going on, but I saw the door of the cab open, and a young woman in a blue polyester kanica tunics stepped out of the car.

The woman is beautiful regardless of her appearance and figure, and for some reason she has a blue polyester card that can no longer be dirty, plus a luxury extended Mercedes-Benz car, the situation is really weird and weird at this time.

"Cui'er!" Lao Song, who was beside Ren Song, saw the appearance of the woman who got off the car, shouted, and ran over with a happy face, and the woman on the other side heard the sound, and when she saw the appearance of Lao Song, she also shouted excitedly, "Brother Erhei!" He stepped forward and grabbed Lao Song's hands. Both were thrilled.

Li Hu and the two ghosts were a little panicked because they caught the wrong soul, and a car suddenly appeared behind them, but they never thought that the soul they caught and the owner of the car were still acquaintances, and they also knew the woman who was driving. Seeing this, they all stepped forward, and Hu was about to speak, but unexpectedly, the woman called Cui'er by Lao Song smiled and said to him: "Hu Chaguan, this is my family, and I am here to take him back." With that, he opened the leather bag he was carrying, took out a stack of tickets and handed it over.

Na Bihu took the money and said with a smile: "Sister Cui'er, although the rules of the underworld, the ghosts captured, in line with the principle of voluntariness, as long as we agree to reunite with his family in the underworld, we can not send him to reincarnation, just ......" Speaking of this, he glanced at Lao Song, and said again: "This old brother's name is not in the book of life and death, if it is ......"

"Okay, Hu Chaguan, I know the rules...... " Without waiting for the guy with his crooked head to finish speaking, Na Cui'er Fu took out a large handful of tickets from his purse, divided them into three parts, and handed them to the two ghost cha and Na Guo Judge, and when the three of them received it, Fu took out another copy and handed it to Na Guo Ju and said: "This is for the new Chenghuang Master, and I am annoyed that Guo Ju Ye will hand it over to ...... on his behalf." ”

"Hahaha!" At this time, Guo Juan no longer gritted his teeth with resentment just now, took the money and stuffed it into his arms and said: "My sister really understands the rules, and I originally wanted to say two opinions, one is that although Xinchenghuang has not yet taken office, the number of courtesies that should be there is no less, and now it seems that this article does not need to be mentioned." I'll just say the second point, although people are familiar, the process that should be followed still has to be followed......"

"That's natural......" Before he could continue, Cui'er took over and said, "I can't make it difficult for you." ”

Hearing her like this, Judge Guo nodded with a smile, turned his head and glared at the two ghosts, and reprimanded in his mouth: "See, this is what will happen, I don't need to say more at all, like you two bastards, you can't do anything, and you're not happy ......to give advice."

After casually reprimanding a few sentences, he turned on the computer in his hand again, looked up and asked with a smile: "Sister, ...... your husband?" ”

"My surname is Song, my name is Song Wulun, a native of Yuncheng, Daozhou!" Cui'er over there hurriedly responded: "I became a soldier at the age of twelve, and I have killed more than a dozen Dongyang devils in the light of it...... It's a name in our land! ……”

That Guo judged the side, "Hmm...... Hmm", a large pen was like flying on the computer, and finally suddenly looked up and smiled: "I found out, Song Wulun, a native of Yuncheng, Daozhou, was born on September 13, 1930 and died on May 15, 2004!" Speaking of this, he said to himself in confusion: "It seems that there is still something wrong with this book of life and death, obviously he died today, why don't you go on a mission to hook the soul?" ”

Na Cui'er didn't care about it, and said, "Guo Juan, no problem, right?" The judge did not answer, but waved his hand. The woman grinned, turned around, picked up the head and left.

At this time, seeing his wife come to pull him, he hurriedly got up and got into the car with her, muttering in his mouth: "Isn't it said that the underworld is fair and strict, how can you get money more ruthless than the world......" He sighed while following his wife, and when he walked to the car, he suddenly remembered something, looked back at Ren Song, who was still standing on the side, and grabbed Cui'er, who was about to get into the car, and pointed at Ren Song and whispered a few words.

Na Cui'er glanced up at Ren Song, smiled slightly, and then came to Judge Guo and said with a smile: "Judge Guo, this little brother is new to the family, and the family has not come to send money, even if he goes to the underworld, he will not be reincarnated in a good family, I will come with him, so I will invite him to live in my house for a while, and then go to the underworld to report when I have enough money." When she said this, she turned her head and asked Ren Song, "Little brother, what do you mean?" ”

Originally, on the way here, Uncle Song took good care of Ren Song, and seeing that this young Aunt Song had a wide range of hands and familiar people in the underworld, such a large amount of money was free, and when she heard Na Cui'er ask, she nodded and responded again and again.

Judge Guo smiled when he saw it, and this time Cui'er didn't wait for him to speak, so she took out several stacks of dark coins from her bag, and said with a smile: "Of course, the process is necessary." As soon as these words came out, the judge lost all interest in giving opinions, and immediately turned on the computer in his hand and asked, "Boy, who is it?" ”

"Qin Xiluozhong, Ren Song." The cowardly with a large amount of money on the opposite side hurriedly replied.

"Qin Xi ......" Guo Juan looked up at him when he heard this, and then turned his head to the two ghosts with a resentful face and said: "I heard that Yangjian once engaged in a 'learn from Lei Feng' movement, you two are really called living Lei Feng, you can't do your own soul hooking task, and you are also obliged to help Qinxi's City God Temple work, and even pay out of your own pocket to transfer the freight...... It's really rare to be so warm-hearted......" One reported his grievances, and the two ghosts smiled bitterly.

As he spoke, Guo Juan shook his head and made a gesture on the computer with a large pen, and suddenly said: "Yes, Ren Song, a native of Qin Xiluo, was born on April 15, 1980 and died in 2065...... Yes? Reading this sentence, Judge Guo was immediately shocked!