readx; Rooftop, strong wind, man and woman messy in the wind:

Female (teary eyes, omitted below): "Do you love me or not?" ”

Male (crazy, same as above): "Love! ”

Woman: "Love me or not?" ”

Man: "Love! ”

Woman: "Do you really love me?" ”

Man: "I really love you!" ”

Woman: "How much love?" ”

Man: "I love you very much!" ”

Woman: "Then you're still fooling around with other women?" ”

Man: "Am I socializing?" It's socializing! ”

Woman: "Liar! Two people eyebrows each other when I don't know? Do you dare to say that you don't have the slightest attraction for that? ”

Man: "No! ”

Woman: "I don't believe it! ”

Man: "Not really! ”

Woman: "I don't believe it, I don't believe it!" What do you use to prove it? ”

Man: "How do you want me to prove it?" ”

Woman: "I don't care, I don't care!" I just want you to prove it! ”

Man: "Do you want me to cut open my chest with a knife and dig out my heart?" ”

Woman: "Okay, then you dig it!" ”

Man: "Okay! Then I'll dig it! ”

Woman: "You dig!" ”

Man: "I really dug it!" ”

Woman: "You dig!" You dig, you dig, you dig! Why don't you dig yet? Are you really lying to me again? You men are really liars! There is no such thing as a good thing......"

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, and a bright light flashed. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info the side of the man, suddenly a figure appeared, holding a cigarette, at a 45-degree angle, looking down at the blue sky and white clouds.

Then, at the position of the man's heart, two horizontal and two vertical red lines appeared, and the two intersected to form a frame, and the red lines quickly spread, and red blood slowly gushed out.

Syllable. The piece in the frame, including clothes, belts, flesh and bones, all bounced to the ground.

Through this newly opened window, the woman opposite saw the bright red heart in the man's chest in her wide eyes.

"Plop plop plop ......" With that strong and powerful beat, the woman even felt that she heard a thunderous heartbeat.

In the astonishment and bewilderment of men and women.

The young man with the cigarette said slowly, "No thanks. This is what I should do. Don't ask me who I am, because I'll tell you my name is Red Scarf. Don't ask why my red scarf is so red, because I water it with the blood of my friends...... If you need help, please remember to call 'Thunderstorm', that's my code name, because I'm such a helpful and nice person!

Also, sorry, it felt a little dirty, so I didn't dig out his heart. But if you need my help, I can help you without any difficulty. Alas! Who told me to be so helpful?

So do you want me to help you? Do you want it? Do you want to dig it? Do you want to dig it? Do you want to dig do you want to dig do you want to dig ? ”

"Ahh Yes! Yes! The woman finally reacted, slumped to the ground, hugged her head and covered her ears, and let out various overclocking screams.

"The door of my house is always open, waiting for you with open arms; No matter how far or near it is, it's a guest, please don't be polite......" At this time, the mobile phone in Jin Shiqi's trouser pocket rang.

Jin Shiqi flicked his fingers and threw away his cigarette and took out his mobile phone: "Hey! ”

"Where are you? The wind is so loud! ”

"I'm blowing on the rooftop! Which one are you? Is there something wrong? ”

"Come to 2213, your master has something to explain to you."

"Oh!" Jin Shiqi hung up the phone and jumped off the 30-story rooftop.

……

"Who are you?" What appeared in front of Jin Shiqi was a black-clothed man with black hair.

"I'm your master's master."

"Three-phase mad monk Jin San sighed?" Jin Shiqi was a little surprised.

"It's not big, it's not small!" The man in black laughed and scolded, "But it's good! Our vein has to be this style! ”

"Hehe......" Jin Shiqi smirked and scratched his head: "Good master." Do you have a greeting gift? ”

"Yes. There's a quest for you. ”

Jin Shiqi: "......"

"This task is very difficult, very complicated, very dangerous, and cannot be done without great perseverance, great wisdom, and great courage. My good son, do you think you are up to the task? ”

"Master, what are you talking about? Am I like that? I'm a man who aspires to be the Pirate King! ”

Jin San sighed: "......"

Jin Shiqi: "......"

Jin San sighed: "So what? ”

"So I'm very busy right now. How can you have time to do tasks? ”

"So what the hell is the Pirate King?"

"It's an achievement. There is a game called "Magic Voyage", and there is an achievement in it called "Pirate King", which is very bullish. ”

"You can rest assured of this. This quest won't delay you from playing the game. ”

"So cool?" Jin Shiqi expressed disbelief: "Are you asking me to be a professional gamer?" ”

"Nope. It's asking you to be a college student. Are you cool? ”

"Cool! It's even cooler than a pro gamer! Jin Shiqi said very happily.

"But this task requires great wisdom, perseverance, and courage, and you don't seem to have confidence in this just now?"

"How is that possible! Am I like that? I was just modest, modest! ”

"Are you really up to the task?"

"Don't worry! I'm a man who aspires to be the king of pirates! How can there be such a thing as great wisdom, great perseverance, and great courage? ”

"Can you pack a ticket?"

"Of course you can, as many tickets as you want!"

"Excellent! Shigong really didn't misunderstand you. It's up to you! Well done! Watch out for you! ”

"By the way, Master, which school should I go to as a college student?"

……

Da Si Wu Liguo College, Chutian Art College. Opening ceremony and welcome party for new students. Because the number of people was too small, it was held in a small classroom.

Because the number of people is too small, in addition to the four freshmen in the freshman year and a number of faculty and staff representatives, the participants also include three sophomore students and two juniors, that is, Bu Ba, Jingkong, Bao Yingzhi, Lazy Long and others.

In a drowsy drowsiness, the reception enters the self-introduction of the freshmen.

"Hello everyone, my surname is Zhang, and my name is Ah Jiu." A sweet female voice instantly dispelled their sleepiness.

On the podium was a soft girl as sweet as her voice.

"I like singing, I like bad jokes, I like egg tarts, I like watermelon, I like ......"

The soft girl on the stage spoke with a hundred times more energy, and everyone in the audience was drowsy again.

It wasn't until the soft girl finished reporting the long list of preferences that the audience got up again.

"Hello everyone, my name is Mo Xiaoyang. You can call me Xiaoyang or something. The second freshman came to the stage to introduce herself, and she was a beautiful woman who lifted people's spirits. But the self-introduction was too short, and after saying these two sentences, I thought about it a little, didn't say anything, and went straight down.

"Hello everyone, my name is Xiao Shujia. is a handsome guy who wakes up every day by himself.。 I like to write novels, I like all kinds of brain-opening ideas, if you have such and such unreliable ideas, please remember to tell me! ”

In terms of length alone, it's a decent self-introduction...... Right?

And then the last one.

"Hello everyone, my name is Jin Shiqi, and I am nicknamed Lei Fengxia, because I am such a good boy who helps others! I love helping others and fulfilling their wishes, which is the greatest joy of my life! So if you have a problem that you can't solve, please remember to let me know! I will help you with all my heart! ”

This self-introduction is simply full of positive energy, and all kinds of great light and aura converge...... If you don't care who the people on the stage are.