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2 billion!

Do you know what this number means?

This means that if you can take a little merit from each of them, you will get 2 billion merits.

2 billion merits!

Do you know what this number means?

If in the old society.

With a thousand merits, after death, you can become a god and seal the land.

With 10,000 embarrassments, you can be promoted to the city god.

129,600 merits. If the merit is complete, the cultivator can ascend to become an immortal, the city god can be promoted to a god, and the deceased can be reincarnated as a celestial.

Millions of embarrassment merits can be a member of the heavenly realm.

Tens of millions of embarrassments can be a star king.

100 million merits, you can receive the title of a main god.

One billion merits, can be preached to the Dao Daluo, jumping out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, immortal blessings are eternal, and longevity is with Tianqi.

Tens of billions of merits, sanctification on the ground. Long Aotian raised his three-inch tongue, performed a big trick, and talked eloquently.

"Is the Celestial Empire really that easy to mix?"

"Yes! It's just too much! Look at those Western demons, in the name of God, which one of them is not mixed up? The people of our Celestial Empire have a characteristic, that is, the spirit of inclusiveness and inclusiveness. No matter how ridiculous the Shinto path you have set up, as long as it is good for them, they will believe in you. What a wonderful place it is, isn't it? Where else else has such a large market potential? Where else is there so many opportunities to fish in troubled waters? ”

"Sounds great. But merit is not easy to take, right? ”

"It depends on how you take it. For example, the simplest, killing one person will have a little merit, as long as you dare, kill all the 2 billion, you will immediately become a Da Luo Jin Immortal. Long Aotian looked at the big fat man like a mountain of meat on the opposite side and said with a smile.

"How dare this!" Roshan shook his head again and again: "If you fish so hard, won't you immediately become the public enemy of the world?" ”

"Yes, yes. Therefore, how to make merits depends on some methods and strategies. ”

"Can a demon like me really act as a god, absorb believers, and mix merits?"

"Don't worry! As long as there is a benefit, there is a guarantee that someone will believe it. You look at a pervert like Wutong**, there are a lot of people who believe him, let alone you like this? Do you think you don't even have five links? ”

"How is this possible!"

"So you can put a hundred hearts. I will help you with advice on this matter, and I can ensure that it can be done! ”

"But after all, I'm a foreign demon, and if I go to your circle rashly, won't I be unanimously xenophobic by you?"

"So I have to wronged you a little, and I am attached to my name. In this way, you are my name. Of course, we are actually partners. I only give reference opinions, never interfere with your decisions, do what you want, and do what you want. The final proceeds are all yours. ”

"Wouldn't that benefit you at all?"

"Uh...... Ha ha...... Ahaha...... How so...... How could I be no good? As the saying goes: people fight for a breath, and Buddha fights for a pillar of incense. Isn't it a sign that you have become my subordinate in the name of me? I have such a big momentum, why is it not the trend of the times and crush everything? ”

"Is that really the case?"

"We can high-five the conditions just mentioned!"

"I don't read much, don't lie to me."

"Don't worry! I'm so attached to you, how could I lie to you? Here I can guarantee that every word I just said is true! Long Aotian said as he raised his hand, clasped his thumb on his little finger, and stood with the other three fingers to make an oath.

"Okay, let's high-five and swear!"

"Good!" Long Aotian laughed happily, very happy, and finally flickered into a cannon fodder.

And it's a foreign cannon fodder.

His teacher's advice to him was that whoever mixes up knows how muddy the waters of the Celestial Empire are. Therefore, it is difficult to fool the shrewd demons who can be used in the Celestial Empire.

But it doesn't matter. The moon is a garden of foreign countries. How muddy the water of the Celestial Empire is, the demons in their own country know it, but the demons abroad don't know, and when they don't know the depth, it is inevitable that there will be some self-righteous delusions about this strange and magical country.

In this way, as long as they are given the image of a person who comes stupidly and quickly with a lot of money, they are still worried that they will jump into the pit without looking at them?

As the saying goes, people are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves. As long as they step into this circle of right and wrong, it is no longer up to them to decide whether they can get out of the way at that time.

In this way, Long Aotian can be regarded as having a big idea, and immediately went abroad, visited the demons around the world, and fooled them into jumping into the bottomless pit.

Let's talk about the specifics and strategy. This fellow Taoist, I don't know what your Shinto is? ”

"My god name is the god of gluttony and obesity, and my Shinto is to eat. Just look at the way I look now. ”

"Uh-huh. This can be seen. Long Aotian nodded.

"Can Shinto like mine really attract believers?"

"Don't worry! Wrap it around me. Long Aotian snapped his fingers and said: "As the saying goes, as long as the packaging is good, no product can't be sold!"

Do you know the difference between the Five Paths God and the Buddha of Joy and Joy? One of them is unpacked, and the other is packed. Those who are not packaged are now grassroots evil gods, and those who are packaged are now called Buddhas and ancestors. Do you know the difference between a beautiful woman and a skinned beauty? Packaging, or packaging. The packaged ones make you thick and hard, and the unpackaged ones scare you. Therefore, how the market is depends on the packaging.

Although your current image is difficult for ordinary people to accept, it doesn't matter, we can package it. I have a group of people who do the entertainment star industry, and what they are best at is packaging. Even if it's a pig, it can become a big star when packaged, believe it or not? ”

"You're lying to me? How can it be? ”

"Did you make Zhu Bajie? Did you build Pigman? Did you make a spiral pig? Did you make the little pig? Do you make pearl cola? Don't talk about pigs, pig tails can be packaged into big stars, do you make pig Jiujie?

Think about it, how big of the industrial chain have you driven with these stars as the midpoint? That's the power of culture! That's the power of packaging! ”

Roshan stammered, dumbfounded, saliva flowed from his chin, then to a circle of fat around his neck, then to his chest, then to his stomach, and then down his drooping belly to the ground.

"Can I wrap it like this?" Roshan asked with a little anticipation.

"Yes! Of course. For example, when you shrink your current appearance to the size of a fist, will it feel a little cute? ”

"Is there one?" Roshan thought about it, feeling a little unconfident.

"It's okay, we can continue to sprout. In short, we can definitely package you very cute. Even the name of Meng Hua has a ready-made one: called foodie.

Remember, from today onwards, you are not a god of gluttony and obesity, but a god of cute foodies. Got it? ”

"Is this really possible?"

"Don't worry, we will help you write a novel, and the name is all thought of, just "Foodie Legend", "Foodie Legend", "The Strongest Foodie in History", "Foodie God"...... yes and something. I will also draw comics for you, animate, write theme songs, and create characters with their own embarrassing music. Of course, in the end, there will be pillows, dolls, toys, cards, and all kinds of peripherals. Of course, there are also games, such as "Foodie Killing" and the like......

In short, you can rest assured that my company, full of talents, can definitely make you popular! Red and purple! ”

"That's great, let's go right away!" Roshan jumped for joy.

Bang!

The ground shook, the marble surface collapsed, and Roshan's feet sank into the ground.

"I've got you covered. You'll be ready to go right away. Long Aotian exerted his supernatural power and finally pulled out Roshan.

Then he was sent to the special plane, watching the plane take off with difficulty, staggering in the air, Long Aotian couldn't help but wipe his sweat a little, worried about whether Brother Roshan could have a smooth journey.

The first import demon battle, achieved! Long Aotian took a breath, collected his mood, summoned Jinpeng, and rushed to the next target......