Chapter 32: Are you afraid of staying behind?
"The champion of this Chef Contest is Xu Chenxi from New Hope Chef Cooking School! Let's congratulate him! ”
On the screen, the host gave an enthusiastic speech, the guests presented awards kindly, the contestants were moved to make speeches, and the audience applauded.
The camera moved in the other direction, as if he had captured something amazing, and quickly turned the camera to the other side, not glancing over that side again.
The place where the camera didn't dare to look was the referee's bench and the table where the gourmets were. There were five referees sitting upright, not squinting, and one fat referee with a double chin was eating and drinking nonchalantly, with a mouth full of oil. The contestants were just eaten by the judges and the leftover works were picked up from each table in front of him, quickly eaten into empty plates, and piled aside......
While eating, he kept commenting: "Ouch, this is good...... This one is a little bit off...... This one burned too much...... This can be ...... I put too much of this seasoning...... This has a character......
The five next to him turned a blind eye and listened but did not hear. I really knew what kind of virtue this colleague of theirs was.
Wu Di, known as the bottomless pit in the rivers and lakes. He is an idealistic, educated, combative and accomplished foodie. In order to be a foodie, he tirelessly pursued the way of cooking, learned the cuisine of various departments at home and abroad, and finally stepped on the peak and became a generation of grandmasters.
His expertise is a level that his friends or foes alike have to praise. His foodie nature is ...... Unable to look directly. The meaning of the bottomless pit is that as long as it is delicious, you can eat as much as you come, and you can eat as much as you want, and you can't control yourself at all, and you have never seen him eat it.
Wu Di ate and wiped clean, regardless of the fact that the show was still being recorded, Shi Shiran left the scene.
"De'er's profit, deg's deed......" Wu Di hummed a little song and walked to the parking garage. Suddenly, I heard a shout behind me:
"Fellow Daoist, please stay!"
"Gotta Ga!" Wu Di's little song stopped abruptly, Wu Di's figure stopped abruptly, maintaining a walking posture, Wu Di twisted his face and turned his head: "What person?" ”
"Friends of the Tao are polite! I'm Ao Tian of the Dragon Clan. "A handsome young man with two horns, heroic and domineering, black-haired shawl and literary style.
"What the hell?" Wu Di turned around with a surprised expression.
"Fellow Daoist. Under Fang today, the aura is thin, the Taoism is weakened, the saints retreat, and the gods are asleep. It's a great time for my demon clan to change their luck against the sky and turn the tables on the Jedi! Daoist friends are gifted and have extraordinary strength, and they don't want to take advantage of this opportunity to build immortal merits, establish merits for eternity, and use merit to achieve Taoism and mixed elements? ”
"What the hell are you talking about? Life is good, think about some of the things that you don't have, you have a sick brain, right? Wu Di said, turned around and left.
"Fellow Daoist! Fellow Daoists! Stay! Please stay! Long Aotian stretched out his hand and chased.
"Stay away from me! Do you want to pass on your psychosis to me? No way! Wu Di shouted and ran away.
Soon ran to his car, the door suddenly opened, Wu Di flashed in and started immediately.
"Fellow Daoist! Fellow Daoists! Long Aotian stretched out his hand to block the front of the car.
Seeing this, Wu Di made a phone call: "Security! There's a neurotic here. Please come over and deal with it. ”
So, when the four people in Jingkong were treated as neuropathy by the security guards, the dragon Ao Tian also encountered such an embarrassing situation.
Of course, such a small setback could not bring them any trouble at all.
Long Aotian quickly found the second target.
"Fellow Daoist, please stay!"
"Something?"
"It's such a Taoist friend, the heavens are fixed, and the demons have different paths. The love of shemales is a taboo in heaven and earth. Daoyou is willing to take this taboo and go against the sky, he is really a great hero of wisdom and courage! However, one person's plan is short, and three people's plan is long. Since Daoyou have the heart to go against the sky, why not find a few comrades to help resist the pressure of the heavens? ”
"What the hell are you talking about? What shemale love? ”
"Aren't you and your husband ......"
"Haha, you're thinking too much. All I like is his ability, all he likes is my money. People love money, what the hell is shemale love? ”
"Huh?" Long Aotian was also a little dazed. After thinking about it, he said, "Aren't you afraid that your true body will be abandoned by your husband after he knows about it?" ”
"You've got a hole in your head, right? Do you believe it or not, I gave that dead ghost a hundred dollars and told him to dry a piece of pork, and he would do it? ”
Long Aotian didn't know what to do next.
"Cut! Bored! Is this how young people talk to their favorite beauties? ”
"Fellow Daoist! Stay ......"
"Indecent! Indecent! "On the pedestrian street, pedestrians hear such coquettish calls. Follow the prestige.
I saw a handsome young man with heroic jade trees, domineering side leaks, long hair, shawl, and literary style, stretching out his hand to make a retention.
The one who was retained was a fat lady with three inches of white powder on her face, blood red between her lips, ten radish fingers, and a dozen or twenty rings of gold, silver, platinum, diamonds, and red sapphires, with varying heights and widths, and a longer waist circumference than her bust.
"Who offended whom?"
"Who was offended by whom?"
The crowd of onlookers whispered to each other.
"Sounds like a woman?" One person said.
Quiet. After a quiet of 0.3.
"Gross!" The onlookers vomited one after another, saying that they could not look directly.
"Boom!" The lady stomped her foot angrily, and the pedestrian street trembled. The onlookers shook their bodies and immediately returned to normal, which couldn't help but give people a sense of trance, and the scene in front of them was also very surreal.
"Bodyguard!" The lady snapped her fingers.
"Madame!" Four men in suits and leather shoes with black mirrored headsets stepped forward and bowed their heads to listen to the noblewoman's instructions.
"You two. Escort the dead pervert to the police station. Tell the director to give it to the old lady and I'll look at it! ”
"Good ma'am!" The two bodyguards nodded and turned around, escorted Long Aotian and left.
Long Aotian was left by two bodyguards, one left and one right, holding his shoulders. Turning his head and staring at the lady unrelentingly: "Sister! Why bother me so much! ”
Looking at the complaining little eyes, and then at the noble lady whose eyes were pointing to, the crowd of onlookers was disgusted again.
Watching the beautiful man with explosive appearance go away, the onlookers and girls expressed their dissatisfaction: "What the hell is this world?" What the hell is this aesthetic? ”
Long Aotian thought quietly in the confinement room for several days, and finally decided to go back and ask the teacher for guidance.
"You're looking for the wrong person." After listening to this, the teacher analyzed: "In today's world, which of those demons who can mix in society is not as good as a ghost?" They are of course very powerful, but if you want such people to use them as guns and cannon fodder with a picture cake and a few slogans, you don't even have to think about this. ”
"Reasonable! Reasonable! Long Aotian nodded again and again, suddenly brightened, and then frowned: "But if you look for those simple-minded wild monsters, I'm really worried about them!" Don't let me fool me a moment ago, as soon as I turned around, they were fooled away by other people, and they were sold and helped them count the money!
It's a tough question! I can't fool when I'm shrewd and reliable, and so can others who can fool me. Sure enough, it's still a futile big flickering technique, and you can't cultivate it at home? Please also ask the teacher for advice! ”