Chapter 71: Cheng Le's Angel is Bad
Coming out of the iron kidnapper's house, Cheng Letian went home in a hurry. really let him guess, Fugui was really waiting for him at home.
Xiao Zhiniang was by the stove with a cold face to accept the soles of her shoes, and when she saw him coming back, she threw the soles of her shoes on the kang and scolded, "You are full, what are you going to go out early in the morning, and you can't drive the ghosts away, I invite the second fairy aunt to exorcise the ghosts," she said, she took out the egg dustpan from the back room, and took out a new towel to pick up the eggs.
After Cheng Letian and Fugui greeted him, he whispered to his daughter-in-law, "What are you messing around, can't people come to play?" ”
"No! It's not good for this kind of person to enter the house, like a ghost, he broke in early in the morning, my daughter and I haven't gotten up yet, and I don't leave, I sit there like a dumb person, and I don't let a fart go, and my soul is scared off by him. You pig brain, don't close the door when you go out," Xiao Zhiniang said angrily.
"You have taken gunpowder, you won't be quiet, and you're not afraid of other people's jokes," Cheng Letian whispered to his daughter-in-law.
"Jokes, you are with him, there will be a lot of jokes in the future, don't have nothing to do, have bad intentions, when you cry, look at the bad luck on your face, you must be possessed by a ghost, let the second fairy girl come to exorcise evil spirits for you, lest you lose your life and somehow lose it," he said, he picked up the egg and slammed the door.
Cheng Letian smiled bitterly, took out a cigarette and handed it to Fugui and said, "Don't worry about this stinky girl, your hair is long and your knowledge is short." ”
Fugui smiled and said, "It's hard to drive away this ghost of mine, see what means that god woman has." ”
"Uncle Fugui, what are you talking about, we are all men who stand up to the sky, what do we mix with women, the Bible says that women are the embodiment of ignorance."
The two men smoked, and the room was filled with smoke.
Cheng Letian said everything from south to north, but he didn't talk about business. Fugui was so anxious that he interrupted him and asked. Cheng Letian was silent, and sighed.
"What, your lame uncle doesn't want to?" Fugui asked anxiously.
"How can I tell you," Cheng Letian looked helpless, and then his face was full of anger, and said: "He agreed, but put forward two conditions, one is not only to ask for your scalper, but also to ask for 500 yuan, saying that it is the maintenance of Silly Hai over the years; The second is that you have to ask your Xiaojie to be the wife of Silly Hai, and take him over to have a round room with Xiaojie. You say, is this a human word, it is really unconscionable and inhumane. I bargained with him, argued all morning, and even said that the two children would be discussed later. Who knew that the lame man would not agree. If it weren't for your son's heart, I would have wanted to go up and give him two mouths, but I'd be so angry," he said, his hand shaking with his cigarette.
Fugui looked very calm, and he asked, "What other conditions are there?" ”
"No, that's all, as long as you agree to his two conditions, you have the final say on the rest. What, Brother Fugui, do you want to promise him? ”
Cheng Letian was a little surprised.
Fugui was silent.
After waiting for a while, Cheng Letian said again: "Even if you agree, I won't agree." Isn't this harmful, I won't talk about it, when it reaches the village, the basin and urine basin are not all buckled on my head. ”
Fugui smoked violently, thinking, as he expected, you lame man wants to get beauty, and you enter my door, can you have the final say? I made you happy, so he said to Cheng Letian: "Promise him, that's what I mean." ”
"What? That's what you mean, let Xiaojie marry that fool? Cheng Letian was shocked, stunned like a wooden chicken. After a while, he shook his head and said, "No, no, God's reason, even if you agree, you won't be able to do it, and then the people in the village won't have to spit and drown me." ”
"It's none of your business, it's just me and the lame crutch, what does it have to do with you. However, if you go and tell him, I also have two conditions. First, when Silly Hai came to my house, he had to change his name and surname, move his household registration to my family's household registration book, and cut off all relations with him; The second is to ask him to personally explain to the people in the village that Silly Hai is my son and is no longer his son. ”
"That's it?" Cheng Letian asked.
Fugui nodded.
"I guess he will definitely agree, but you can go and tell him about this matter in person, I don't care," Cheng Letian wanted to withdraw, because his goal was achieved, and he couldn't pull out his legs if he stirred up again.
Fugui said to him in a pleading tone: "Big brother, you are a good person to the end, bother you to run errands again, uncle will never lose you," he said, he took out two boxes of golden deer cigarettes from his pocket and handed them to him.
Cheng Letian hurriedly took it in his hand, looked left and right, sniffed it under his nose again, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his eyes lit up and said, "Okay, I'll run my errands one last time, don't look for me in the future." ”
Fugui nodded, full of gratitude to him. Cheng Letian is happy in his heart, this is really God wishes me, iron crutches, neurotics, you wait......
At the lame man's house, the old couple was busy, spending the morning boiling water to bathe the fool, and calling Yinshu's house to give him injections and medicine. After lunch, the lame kidnapper took the old sow of the family to the food station.
The food station said that the old sow didn't want it, so she had to bring it back. Thinking all the way, who in the village will buy pigs? The lame crutch has a bad reputation in the village, and there are very few people who interact with him, so naturally there are fewer doors for him to go up. Who buys pigs? You can't shout in the street, he's embarrassed.
Usually, he always has a stiff face, and he doesn't answer anyone when he sees him, and people know him and don't talk to him. Today, he saw everyone on the street smiling and taking the initiative to talk to them. The people were panicked, pointing behind their backs, and talking incessantly, saying that he was insane, and no one dared to come to him, and saw him stay away, as if he were hiding from a plague god. He had no choice but to drive the pig home and limp to Wang Yao's house. Because he was a regular customer, he was very casual, so he went into the house and found a stool and sat down.
As soon as she cooked a meal, she was asking Wang Yao, who was still lying on the kang, to eat, and when she saw the lame man coming in, she smiled and said to him: "Look at him too lazy, it's almost noon and he can't get up to eat." Do you hear that, get up and eat, I still have to go to the fire for our aunt." ”
Wang Yao stuck his head out of the quilt and looked at it, and yawned loudly, shaking the roof to ashes. The lame man knew that Mock Niangniang had already made tea for Wang Shaoye, so he made one himself, took a small sip, stroked his goatee, shook his triangular head and sighed.
Mocking Niangniang smiled and asked her, "What's wrong with you today, like this." The lame man ignored her, took out a cigarette and handed it to Wang Shaoye on the kang, lit one himself, and said: "Uncle, I came to ask you something, please ask who in our village buys pigs, I want to sell the old sow at home." ”
"Didn't you say that the pig was pregnant and counted on it, how can you sell it? Can't you open the pot? Wang Yao said as he extinguished his cigarette and got up to dress.
"Hey!" The lame man sighed, and stopped talking.
"What's the matter, I really can't eat? When you leave, ask your aunt to dig some cornmeal for you, and take some sweet potatoes to eat first," Wang Yao said. He is such a kind person, mocking his mother for three days and two ends to ask for food, and even helping others.
"No, uncle, my stomach can still be filled, but the stupid child's illness is getting worse and worse, and he hasn't eaten or drunk for several days, and if he doesn't show him again, I'm afraid he won't live for a few days," the iron crutch said very sadly.
In the past, Wang Yao wanted to be stupid and wanted to pass on the art of shaving his head to him, so that he could eat when he was older. At that time, the iron crutch was not willing to give it to him, he had some feelings for the silly sea, and now he heard him say this, he was also very sad, and persuaded the iron crutch and said, "Don't worry, I'll ask after dinner." ”
The iron crutch was full of gratitude, and shed a few cloudy tears.
While eating, Wang Yao suddenly remembered that the eldest sister Zijian had said that she wanted to buy pigs. Jian said that the old sow she fed at home couldn't conceive cubs several times and wanted to dispose of it. Yes, go and ask.
He has seen the old sow of the lame family, the seedlings are good, such a good thing can't be cheap to others. Wang Yao said to the lame man that the lame man was very happy and asked him to go quickly, and the price was about the same as the food station.
So, Wang Yao went to the thrifty house. Jian was very happy to hear it, and found her husband Lezhang who was playing outside to discuss, and Lezhang took the money and came with Wang Yao.
After negotiating the price, Lezhang gave the lame man an extra five dimes, and secretly gave Wang Yao five yuan. Wang Shao was silent at the time, and sent him back in the evening. He is such a person, no matter how poor he is, he doesn't want anyone else's.
Go to lead the pig together, Gao Yangniang shed tears in distress, she has been feeding for several years, and the family is counting on it, distressed is distressed, it is still a fool's matter, besides, it can be exchanged for a big cow.
Gao Yangniang knows the bad problem of a lame man, and if he has money, he won't be him, and he has a hand that spends two. After everyone left, she asked for the money back, counting them one by one, counting them over and over again, lest it be enough. After counting, she drove the lame man out, took care of the dead door, and hid the money before letting the lame man enter the house.
Silly Hai has slept on the kang and covered with a good quilt, although it is not so new, it is also the bottom of Gao Yangniang's box. Silly Hai convulsed all over, already unconscious. Zhihao's mother gave him two injections and told the lame man to send him to the hospital quickly, because he was afraid that his life would not be guaranteed, and he would not survive today.
The family panicked, send it to the hospital, I'm afraid of spending money, maybe the money I just got in hand will be gone, don't go, it's really like Zhihao's mother said, then it's over.
When he couldn't make up his mind, Cheng Lotian came, and the family welcomed him into the house as if they had seen a savior.
Seeing the convulsive Silly Sea, Cheng Letian didn't know how to get better, he hurriedly looked forward, maybe it was because of the injection just now, Silly Hai's face turned crimson, he opened his eyes, and hummed a few times.
"It's not that serious," he said, and he breathed a sigh of relief, at least for a few more days. Hearing him say this, the old couple also breathed a sigh of relief, and Gao Yangniang also fed the fool a few mouthfuls of sweet potato paste.
The old couple asked how things were going? Cheng Letian talked to him with more fuel and vinegar, and took out the good cigarette that Fugui gave him and smoked, deliberately showing off to the old couple.
The lame crutch was also very angry when he heard it, so he took it and asked me to announce the separation of father and son in front of the villagers, didn't I let me wipe on the face of my ancestors, it was really not a personal thing, and I was not a trader and a son to sell. Angry, the iron kidnapper pouted his goatee.
"Yes, I also said this about him, other people's sons have been given to you, what do you want people to say in front of the people in the village, isn't this sprinkling salt on other people's wounds, but if he is not like this, I can't help it," Cheng Letian said deliberately angry.
"Oh, I'm confused, what's the anger, just let's not talk about it, everyone in the village knows it, just say it, if you don't say it, I say, eldest nephew, go and tell him, just say that I agreed to his conditions, and let him come over to carry people now," she said to the old man: "You go with me and bring the cow, and I can just go and say no to the village, so as to save me a lot of dreams at night." ”
Cheng Letian didn't expect her aunt to be so shrewd, she usually really underestimated her. The Iron Kidnapper felt that the old woman had a point, and agreed, because the attraction of the cow was too great.
Cheng Letian was dumbfounded, when it came to this, he didn't know how to do it. "What, anything else?" The old couple looked at him and asked, "Are you kid playing your uncle again?" The iron crutch seemed to see through him, staring at him and asking.
"Where's the word, uncle, I just didn't expect my aunt to open it like this. I'm going to tell him, anyway, we agreed to his conditions, and he also agreed to our conditions, and this thing will be done. However, I thought, if we promised so happily, would he doubt it? Besides, I only told him that Silly Hai was sick, and I didn't tell him that Silly Hai was so sick, wouldn't he be fooling us if he knew about it and then regretted it," Cheng Letian said.
The old couple thought, this is such a reason, if they really regret it, they don't want to die, the old sow with cubs ......
"What then?" The old couple asked. "Why don't I tell him that Silly Hai is sick and probe his tone?" Cheng Letian asked in a low voice.
"That's your business, tell you, what has been done here, if not, I'll not finish with you," said the iron crutch, changing his face.
"Uncle, it's not right for you to say that, it took me a long time to get out of the way, what am I trying to do, it's not for the good of the stupid sea, it's for your good. I tried my best to break my leg, and you still have to rely on me......" Cheng Letian was annoyed and panted with anger.
Gao Yangniang was busy playing the round, she said to the old man, "Are you talking about human words, isn't it all for us that the eldest nephew has bothered to ......"
Gao Yangniang even said with a look in her eyes, and the iron crutch understood, so she said a lot of apologies, Cheng Letian's face looked better, and said: "Otherwise, I will invite Fugui to come, you can talk to him, and I don't care, okay?" ”
The lame crutch was silent, Gao Yangniang said, "Then he looks at the stupid sea like this, what should I do if I really don't want it, he is a psychopath, we can't afford to provoke him, or listen to the eldest nephew, as long as the person is taken away, the cow is brought back, and the old aunt will kowtow to you." ”
Cheng Letian breathed a sigh of relief, "What does the uncle mean?" ”
"Listen to your aunt, what you say," said the lame crutch, smoking a smoking.
"Okay, I'll do my best, but I'll talk about the ugly things first, the matter is done, don't be happy, don't blame me if you can't do it, promise or not?"
"Okay, there's nothing that the eldest nephew can't do, I believe you, but you hurry up, even if we can wait, Silly Hai can't wait, maybe I swallowed my breath at some point, and everything is over." As he spoke, it glanced at the fool on the kang again, and frowned.
"Don't listen to the nonsense of that sassy girl, he is a big boy, he can die if he says he dies," Cheng Letian scolded Zhihao's mother, and the old couple felt that too, the stupid son was dying several times, and he was not alive yet, so it would be nice to invite the second fairy girl to dance the god. She said to Cheng Letian.
Who is the second fairy girl, Cheng Letian doesn't know yet. I don't believe it. However, he said: "That's fine, let the stupid sea stay up for a day and a half, as long as you enter the rich family, everything will be fine, it doesn't matter if you live or die." ”
At this time, the stupid sea on the kang was another loud fart, and the old woman scolded 'damn it' and didn't care about him. Cheng Letian saw that the iron crutch was smoking a silent cigarette with a dark face, and he was afraid that he would be suspicious, so he wanted to leave. Before leaving, the lame man didn't even lift his face. Cheng Letian's heart was empty, and his heart was jumping non-stop, after all, he was an old fox, and he smelled it. So, he walked away quickly......