Cheng Letian laughed a few times and said: "Cripple uncle, you misunderstood, I'm not laughing at you arguing, I'm laughing at what you said just now, I'm here for the stupid sea." ”

"For the silly sea?" The old woman asked.

"That's right, don't look at you don't want it, someone is rushing to ask for it," Cheng Letian said, he became addicted to smoking, and when he saw a cigarette butt in the rotten drawer, he picked it up and went to the hearth to smoke a grass stalk and lit it, and took a puff of beauty.

The iron kidnapper thought that he was making fun of him again, so he scolded, "The dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth, and there are those who rob their daughters-in-law and money, but I haven't heard of anyone robbing a fool as a son." ”

"Cripple uncle, don't you believe it, it's true, rich ......" He was talking, suddenly, a big fart sounded in the room, like a boiling pot, and like a thunderbolt, which scared Cheng Letian trembling, the small three-legged bench was crooked, and he fell to the ground.

Gao Yangniang hurriedly stood up and said, "It's amazing, he pulled it again, this damn thing" She scolded and hurriedly went into the house and lifted her son's quilt.

Silly Hai was naked**, maybe it was cold, he moved, hummed a few times in his mouth, the house was stinky, and the yellow liquid flowed down his legs, Gao Yangniang took a dustpan of sand, and asked Cheng Letian to come into the house to help. Cheng Letian pinched his nose and entered the house to take a look, he turned his head and ran out.

Gao Yangniang sighed and wanted to turn over the stupid son, but the stupid son was completely buried in the sand, with only two legs and a pig's head exposed. Gao Yangniang scolded, "You scourge, why don't you die, you have dragged down the family, hurry up and die, let me feel comfortable, and you will be happy." As he cursed, a dustpan of sand fell on his son's body, and he covered him with a quilt.

Cheng Lotian ran to the yard and exhaled in small gulps, spitting out tears, blushing like a cockscomb, and opening his mouth, nauseous from time to time, he didn't want to be here anymore, he wanted to leave.

When he reached the door, he stopped again, and after a long time, before he could get down to business, he turned back again. "What, you can't stand it just by looking at it? What kind of, thinking that he is a living Bodhisattva," Gao Yangniang made fun of him and went to burn her fire.

The smell of urine and feces in the house is so bad that it can almost smoke people to death. And the iron crutch looked at him with a smile, and smoked a cigarette with taste. He reluctantly sat down and said, "Cripple uncle, seeing him die like this, it's better to give it away, maybe he still has a way to live." ”

"Boy, don't say cool things, do you want it, take it away immediately, and I am willing to treat you as a son and a grandson," the iron crutch said with a smile.

"This is what you said, don't regret it then, I'll let someone carry it," Cheng Letian said seriously.

"Whoever regrets who is your grandson, you call someone to carry it, if you really want to carry it away, I will call your ancestor, and I will give you two golden deer cigarettes," said the iron crutch in his clothes.

Gao Yangniang also smiled and said: "If you really want it, my aunt will compliment you and burn incense and kowtow to you every day." ”

Cheng Letian smiled, and came to his senses, "Okay, it's decided, don't regret it, I'll ask someone to carry it," he said, he raised his legs and left.

Gao Yangniang grabbed him and asked, "Do you really want it?" ”

"I'm stupid, I don't want it, anyway, someone just wants it," Cheng Letian said with a smile.

"Who?" The old couple asked in unison.

Cheng Letian deliberately coughed a few times, bought the guanzi, and shook his fingers in front of the old couple in the shape of a cigarette.

Gao Yangniang hurriedly took out a box of harvest cigarettes from the inner corner of the kang and lit it for him. He took a few beautiful puffs and spat out a few smoke rings.

The iron kidnapper was anxious, and he scolded, "Playing your uncle like a monkey again, tell me quickly, who is it?" Or I'll smash your dog's head," he said, holding up his broken crutch.

Cheng Letian was not angry, he still smiled, pulled down the lame crutch and said, "Uncle, what's the hurry, it's rich and noble." ”

"Is that him? Is he crazy again? The old couple said at the same time.

"He's not crazy, he just wants it, don't you believe it?" Cheng Letian pretended to be surprised.

"I don't believe what others say, is it him, didn't he ask Pengxiang to be his godson, the village knows it, and he still needs to be stupid?" Iron crutch asked.

"Yes, I went to Wang Yao's place to play yesterday, and I said it, who said it before, Wang Yao was in a hurry with whom, and he had already changed his face, but now, he was silent, and even he acquiesced, and he played me and your uncle, didn't he?" Gao Yangniang changed her face and said.

Cheng Letian was annoyed, he stood up abruptly and said, "I'm full and have nothing to support, believe it or not, I'm too lazy to play this," he said, throwing his cigarette butt on the ground and turning around.

The old couple was frightened by him, and they were stunned for a while, seeing him walk into the yard, Gao Yangniang shouted and pulled him into the house, handed him a cigarette, and said with a smiling face: "Don't worry about the old man, he is a dead brain, talk to the old lady." ”

Cheng Letian told Fugui about finding him, and finally said: "As long as the conditions you put forward are suitable, he would rather give you the old ox at home." ”

The old couple were so shocked that their mouths opened wide, and it took a long time to come back to their senses. The stupid son can still return a ploughing cow, they never dreamed of it, now, what the family lacks is a ploughing cow, they are all working alone, there is no livestock, the land cannot be planted, looking forward to the stars and the moon, I didn't expect it to be sent to the door.

The old couple stared at Cheng Letian and watched the subtle changes in his expression, and they didn't believe that the meaning was true. Cheng Letian had a serious expression and an unquestionable expression. The old couple believed it, because they knew that only Fugui's neuropathy could do such a stupid thing. Before, he wanted to be stupid. The old couple was happy in their hearts, and they respected Cheng Letian more and more, and they couldn't wait to kneel down and kowtow to him, not to mention any conditions, as long as the ploughing cow.

Cheng Letian was a little fluttering, with the face of an official master, he smoked cigarettes one after another, swallowed clouds and spitted fog, squinted and asked, "In addition to that cow, what else do you want from him?" ”

"Mother, a cow is all you need, what else do you need?" Gao Yangniang asked.

"Yes, I want that cow, nothing more," said the iron crutch, shaking his head.

"Yes, I still want him, why not?" Cheng Letian said with a fierce look in his eyes.

"Ahh The old couple was stopped by him again.

Seeing the surprised appearance of the old couple, Cheng Letian hurriedly breathed a sigh of relief and said: "I said uncle and aunt, you are smart all your life, how can you be confused now, no matter how stupid we are, we are also a person, we are a son who inherits the ancestry, it is too much of a loss to just ask for a cow, we still have to ask him for money and conditions." ”

"He's still a person, don't be funny, it's not as good as a pig and dog, it's just a free gift, someone wants to burn high incense, and it will be passed on to the next generation, the country has a policy, the disabled are not allowed to have offspring, this uncle understands, what other conditions are needed," said the iron kidnapper.

"Uncle, why do you say that, elbow turn? You know, he doesn't necessarily understand. Think about it, is it so easy to raise him since he was a child, and when everyone calls him his father, isn't it normal to ask for money and put forward conditions. On the other hand, if we don't want money and conditions, people don't have to," Cheng Letian said seriously. The old couple thinks about it, whether they are stupid or not, they are always individuals, "How much does it cost?" What are the conditions? The old couple asked.

Cheng Letian thought for a while and said, "Money, five hundred." ”

"Ah, five hundred?" The old couple grew their mouths. Cheng Letian ignored them and continued: "Condition, you want a condition, I want his Xiaojie to be our stupid wife." ”

"Ahh The old couple's mouths opened wider.

"What's the surprise, if he doesn't agree, we won't give it to people, anyway, he begged us," Cheng Letian said disdainfully.

"No, no, isn't this the principle of God, ruining other people's daughters, this will be retribution," Gao Yangniang waved her hand and said.

The cripple stared at him, "Did you kid have any bad ideas?" This sentence poked at his vital point, Cheng Letian panicked, blushed, looked at his aunt and said, "Look at what he said......"

Before he could finish speaking, the lame crutch said, "If you don't have a ghost in your heart, then fine, I only want that cow and nothing else." ”

"Yes, I don't want anything, I just want that cow," Gao Yangniang continued.

"Well, since you said so, I can't say anything more, so I'll do it," Cheng said.

The old couple laughed, patted Cheng Letian on the shoulder with a limp and said, "If you get this done, Uncle will never lose you." ”

"Where's the word, who let us be relatives, don't worry, this matter is on me," Cheng Lotian said with a big smile, and said with a smile, "Before, I said that the stupid sea has stupid blessings, and you still blame me, now believe it, I think we just don't mention the conditions, and wealth also has that meaning." ”

"That's his business, it has nothing to do with us, as long as you enter the door of his house, you can do whatever you want, we don't care," Gao Yangniang said with a smile.

As he was talking, he suddenly heard another fart coming from the back room, and Cheng Letian couldn't help frowning.

"My mother, I haven't eaten for a few days, how can I pull it lightly," Gao Yangniang said and went into the back room again, uncovered her life, picked up a dustpan of sand and poured it on him.

"Look, Silly Hai is like this, it's hard to say if people come to pick up people," Cheng Letian glanced at the back room, looking embarrassed.

The lame crutch hurriedly smoked a cigarette and smiled at him and said, "This is easy to do, after eating, ask your aunt to boil water to wash his body, and then let the Yinshu family give him a few injections and take some medicine, and it will be fine in a few days." ”

Cheng Letian nodded, asking him to hurry up, and said: "Silly Hai is always your son, you can't let your son go bare-ass." ”

"That's that, but there's no money at home," the lame crutch looked embarrassed.

Cheng Letian smiled and said: "Then you have to find a way, listen to the meaning of Fugui, maybe let him have sex with Xiaojie, and his son will start a family, this is a big deal, isn't it for this to live a lifetime, needless to say, furniture or something, clothes, bedding will be given in general." ”

"This ......" The lame crutch fell into deep thought, usually, the few dimes deducted from the chicken belly are not enough to buy oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, it is really short of money. Gao Yangniang came out of the back room with a smile, "What are you worried about, it's really like what the eldest nephew said, just go to the food station and sell the pigs, let the fool leave the house with dignity, we don't have a daughter, just marry him as a daughter." ”

"Shut your beak, the pig is still pregnant, and we'll count on it," the lame crutch roared.

"Didn't they give us a cow," Gao Yangniang muttered.

"That's right, it's worth exchanging a pig for a cow," Cheng said with a smile. The lame crutch thought for a while, he gritted his teeth, and decided to eat and sell the pigs.

Cheng Letian secretly sneered, he scolded secretly, the cunning old fox still got into my trap, wait and see, I will let you let the dog bite and pee and rejoice. He scolded in his heart, smiled on his face, got up to say goodbye, and told the old couple to prepare well before leaving, waiting for his reply, the old couple repeatedly asked him to eat some food before leaving, he deduced that maybe Fugui was waiting for his reply. Gao Yangniang stuffed the box of harvest cigarettes to him, thanked him a thousand times, and sent him out of the house.