(Old liar Uncle Wan)

Author: Long Zun Tingbo

Uncle Wan is greedy for money and lustful, and he was in trouble by me.

I took on a big job, and I had to help with it.

Shi Houjian and I followed Uncle Wan out of Penglai Pavilion, and the boy stayed to watch the store, Shi Houjian told me that his name was Wang Jun, and he was an orphan since he was a child and was accepted as an apprentice by Uncle Wan. In the early days, the two of them relied on walking the streets and alleys to tell fortunes, helping people to see feng shui to make a living, and later made a little money, so they bought a house here and opened a Buddhist supplies store, these two people also have their own nest, no longer have to eat and sleep in the open, and then the more they get older, there is now Penglai Pavilion, because Wang Jun has been an orphan since he was a child, so he is very modest in interacting with people, maybe this is the character of the insecurity and self-protection consciousness caused by the love of his parents, so the orphans are very understanding. Wang Jun prepared bread and mineral water for us to eat on the road, because this time we went to a small rural village in Hulan County, (now it has been classified as Hulan District of Harbin City) Hulan was rich in matches in the early days, and I remember that when I was a child, all the matches used at home were Hulan matches. The three of us got on the long-distance bus to Hulan County, due to the change of seasons and immediately entered the autumn, so the autumn wind was particularly strong, and the taste of the hot pot on Uncle Wan's body was also diluted a lot, Shi Houjian walked to Uncle Wan's side and said: Uncle Wan, the robe you are wearing is too big and inconvenient to get on the bus, you take it off and I will put it in the backpack to help you carry it! Uncle Wan thought for a while, then took off his robe and handed it to Shi Houjian, Lao Shi and I were relieved, and finally we didn't have to smell his smell of mutton along the way. After a three-hour drive, we came to the destination, after getting off the car, Uncle Wan and Shi Houjian vomited due to motion sickness, hugged the big tree, I saw that even the bile was about to vomit out, I saw Uncle Wan take out a Samsung T108 mobile phone with a swirling ringtone at that time, and made a call, I saw that this mobile phone was much better than the big brick of Lao Shang. "I saw Uncle Wan say into the phone: We have arrived at the place, you can pick us up in the car!" In less than 30 minutes, a red Xiali car drove in the distance, drove in front of us and stopped, and then a middle-aged woman in her 30s walked on the car, looking at the look of a rich man dressed up, and immediately said excitedly when she saw Uncle Wan: "Uncle Wan, you can be regarded as coming, we will get home first when we get in the car, and the family is ready to eat." The three of us got into the red Xiali car, and in less than ten minutes, we drove to a farmhouse compound, we got out of the car and under the courtesy of the charming woman, and followed Uncle Wan into the house, which was divided into four bedrooms and two living rooms. The living room was filled with nearby relatives and neighbors, men, women and children. We heard everyone next to us call this woman in her 30s, Sister Xia, so Shi Houjian and I also called her Sister Xia. She beckoned us to sit down, we sat on Uncle Wan's left and right, everyone asked Uncle Wan about the corpse while eating, Uncle Wan is also an old man who knows the truth of making a move when he should shoot, so he pretended to be a fairy and said: Now we are not sure whether it is a corpse fraud, so we should not be afraid first, don't draw conclusions too early, so it will be cheaper to steal the corpse. As soon as this remark came out, Uncle Wan himself regretted it a little, who can eat enough to steal your family's corpse to play. A middle-aged man in his 40s immediately said: "Since it is not a corpse, then why do our poultry have two blood holes on the corpse after they die, and they are all sucked dry and died." After all, Uncle Wan is an old Jianghu and immediately said: "The blood-sucking is not necessarily a zombie, the yellow skin is also sucking the blood of poultry and eating poultry offal, maybe it was bitten to death by the yellow skin." A middle-aged man next to him said: "At first, we also thought that it might be bitten to death by a yellow skin, but our pigs, cows and other things also die in the same way, if they are bitten to death by a yellow skin, how big a yellow skin must be"! Uncle Wan said with another expression of Dao Bone Immortal Style: "I didn't feel it when I came, there is a corpse in your village, but now that I hear you say this, I think there must be some evil in it, so it's best for all of you not to go out at night, and after I do a Dharma service tomorrow, everything will be fine." After hearing this, everyone didn't argue, but they still looked at Uncle Wan with half-believing eyes. Uncle Wan drank for a while, and used the excuse of going to the toilet to find Sister Xia and said, "Xiaoxia! I feel that your father's deception of the corpse is not far from ten I just said that on the table, I was just afraid that everyone would panic, but I want to be honest with you! It's a tricky thing! When Sister Xia heard this, her face changed greatly, and she said in a panic: "Uncle Wan, it's up to you, it's okay, money is not a problem, I'll give you another 10,000 yuan, you must help me get things done!" When Uncle Wan heard the money, he laughed and said, "Although this matter is tricky, it is not so troublesome to me, you can rest assured" After that, he turned around and walked into the house, and continued to drink with those croppers.

In the evening, everyone dispersed, and only me, Uncle Wan, Shi Houjian, and the one named Sister Xia and her mother were left in the house. We divided the room into one bedroom for Sister Xia's mother, one room for Sister Xia, one room for Uncle Wan, and Shi Houjian and I slept in the same room. Shi Houjian and I were chatting in the room and joking about Uncle Wan, Shi Houjian said: "Hey, monkey, do you think Uncle Wan, that old pervert, will he sneak into Sister Xia's room in the middle of the night, and then kill Sister Xia?" I laughed and said, "I'm afraid, this old bastard has that thief's heart, not that thief's guts, I look forward to him going to the toilet at night and coming back to the wrong room, running to Sister Xia's house, and the excitement will be big hahahahaha." "At that moment I saw a figure jumping into the courtyard and then in the direction of the pigsty. I made a shushing gesture to Shi Houjian and whispered, "It's coming." Shi Houjian also became nervous and said: "I can't imagine that this old guy is so lustful and really wants to give Sister Xia to that!" This old beast has lost all his conscience. I said depressedly: "I'm not talking about Uncle Wan, I'm talking about Sister Xia and her father." After Shi Houjian heard this, his body trembled obviously, and then dense goosebumps immediately appeared on his arms, and a voice with a trilling voice said: "There are really zombies." I nodded solemnly, Shi Houjian suddenly covered his head, and then tremblingly muttered, Amitabha, Amen and the like. I lifted Shi Qiuzi's quilt at once, and then whispered: "You are so daring, you still want to learn the Tao to catch ghosts!" Besides, it's not the first time you've seen something weird, wasn't it the last time you were captured by that Binghu from the Moon Worship Gate? Why are you still scared this time? Shi Houjian stammered: "Last time was different from this time!" I was stunned by them last time, so I didn't know what was going on to feel scared! This time it's different, this time I'm completely awake, can I not be afraid? This Shi Houjian is too annoying to speak, all of them are crooked, which makes me angry, and he yelled at him in a low voice: "Are you afraid if you faint, then how can we catch zombies!" Shi Houjian was stunned for a moment and then said: "What, you still have to arrest him, if he doesn't come to arrest us, he will be Amitabha, and let me arrest him?" After Shi Houjian finished saying this, he looked out the window behind me and was stunned there, followed by his mother's voice and covered his whole body with a big quilt, I followed his scream, slowly turned his head and looked out of the window, only to see a person wearing a yellow paper-colored Tang suit, his eyes turned upward, his face was blue, his nose and mouth were slowly dripping blood, and there were two very sharp teeth above his mouth, lying on the glass and looking at me twice, his face was illuminated by the light in the house, and the reflection was even more terrifying. I also made a mother's sound, grabbed the big quilt and wrapped my whole body, but think about it, no matter how I say it, I am also the king of people, and I have a profound Taoism, I am afraid that he will be hairy! The old man of the Lunatic Sect is not afraid, he will be afraid of you as an old zongzi. But when I think of the hall masters who faced the moon worship gate before, everyone is a demon, so the woman who conjured up is called a beautiful woman, and the man is also called handsome and chic (almost worse than me, hehe), even if it is like Binghu and the spirit demon and the resentful spirit Qingfeng, Lao Tzu doesn't care, but who knows that this old zongzi's appearance is so terrifying. I lifted the big quilt and then went to lift Shi Hou Jian's big quilt, Shi Hou Jian dragged the big quilt and didn't let go, there was no way I could only take the next step, I shouted that it came in, only to see Shi Hou Jian lift the big quilt, and jumped to the door to open the door and wanted to run out, I grabbed him and said to him: "What are you afraid of, isn't this me?" Shi Houjian trembled and said, "You have a Dao and I don't have it, can you not be afraid?" Shi Houjian and I looked out the window, and the zombie had disappeared from the window. I said to Shi Houjian, "Don't you want to learn the Daofa? I won't teach you orally, if you want to learn, come with me, and I'll show you the actual battle. Although Shi Houjian was a hundred unwilling, but when he thought that he could also have the power of the Dao that was inhuman, he gritted his teeth and nodded tremblingly, because Sister Xia and Uncle Wan had been busy for a day, so they slept very deeply, Shi Houjian and I tiptoed out of the house and came to the living room, I noticed that there was a window in the living room that was not closed, if the old zongzi jumped in, it would be useless, I hurriedly ran over and closed the window, I turned my head and was about to say to Shi Houjian to go out and catch zombies, I saw Shi Houjian open his mouth and stretched out his hand to point in the direction of the kitchen, I quietly looked into the kitchen, because there was no light inside, it was dark and I couldn't see anything, I just wanted to go over and take a closer look at what the old zongzi was doing in the kitchen, only to see the old zongzi jumping back to the living room from the kitchen, looking around with a mouth full of blood, and then jumped to the door of Uncle Wan's bedroom, and sniffed around, at this moment the door of Uncle Wan's room opened, Uncle Wan rubbed his sleepy eyes and dozed off, walked out and kept muttering, "Who is this?" I don't sleep in the middle of the night, and I bounce outside. When he saw the old zongzi standing in front of him, Uncle Wan was very calm and didn't shout at all like me and Shi Houjian, but didn't shout a word, and fell backwards

It's not so bloody, is it? This Uncle Wan is too sad, he fainted so easily, I looked at Uncle Wan's shape and said loudly to Shi Houjian: "This Uncle Wan is a mouse, and his courage is not as big as yours!" As soon as I shouted my words, the old zongzi jumped towards me, jumping fast and far with his hands stretched out, and I was not to be outdone to urge my spiritual power, and took out my sword and stood in place waiting for a blow to this old zongzi. Shi Houjian said to me: "What are you doing with two fingers in the pestle!" Run." Obviously, Shi Houjian didn't open the path of the underworld or had the magic eye, so he couldn't see it at all, and I pointed at the golden light above. The old dumpling jumped in front of me and thrust his hands into me. I said in my heart: "Lao Tzu will give you face if you don't intervene, and you will give me a face and take the initiative to attack me, you must not know Lao Tzu's strength, then let you see, I am not a king for nothing." I was one step faster than this old zongzi and poked my sword finger at its chest, and with a bang, the old zongzi fell backwards after being attacked by me, but to my surprise, this old zongzi bounced up without bending his legs, knocking me out of the distance, and then jumped towards Shi Houjian, Shi Houjian saw that the old zongzi jumped towards him, turned around and ran out of the gate Shi Houjian ran out of the house, and the old zongzi also followed closely behind, I was afraid that the old zongzi would return to the house, So when I got out of the house, I locked the door with my backhand. Then chased in the direction of Shi Hou Jian's run. In front of him was a large crop field, and I saw Shi Houjian running and suddenly tripped over something under his feet and fell to the ground, and at this moment, the old zongzi jumped to his side and stretched out his hand to insert it into Shi Houjian. I immediately sealed my mouth and shouted, "Okay, array." Then he jumped to the side of the zombie, and blasted it fifty meters away with a punch, this old thing was unconscious, and after being blasted out, the body bounced up from the ground again, and then jumped towards me, I am now in a state of formation, I didn't put it in my eyes at all, step by step without scruples towards the old zongzi, just when it jumped in front of me again, I pressed it to the ground, pinched its bloody mouth with my left hand, and reached out to its mouth with my right hand to break off its two zombie teeth, all of which were broken. Then he dragged off the long nails on his hands, all of them, this time this zombie was unconscious, but he also saw my perverted Dao, and he didn't dare to jump to me anymore, but jumped backwards and again, and then turned around to run away, how could I let it escape so easily, and quickly made a handprint and shouted in his mouth: "Both". Then he jumped in front of it, turned around and punched him in the face, knocking it back from a distance. I saw that when this old zongzi got up again, Zhou's body was shrouded in the light of the enchantment, and then he could only jump around in place.

At this moment, a voice in the distance shouted: "It is worthy of being the heir chosen by the Six Laws of Humanity, even such a strong Yin corpse can be subdued so easily, it is very powerful, hahahahaha"

(Predict what will happen next, and see the next chapter to break it down)