Chapter 35 (Penglai Pavilion)

Author: Long Zun Tingbo

The god cheats money and is lustful, and it looks like he will get into trouble sooner or later.

In order to stay in Penglai Pavilion, I endured my temper and did my job.

I jumped out from behind the tree, then stood with my legs spread out and put the middle finger of my right index finger in front of the tip of my nose, and said, "Open."

The Earth, Fire, and Sky Thunder Formation was activated, and Binghu's huge body was just in the middle of the Earth, Fire, and Sky Thunder Formation, only to see the dark clouds in the sky above, lightning and thunder, and one after another Heavenly Thunder slashed on Binghu's body, and the fire below was raging, and the fire was devouring Binghu's entire body. I thought to myself that the power of the curse on Binghu's body was really extraordinary, if I changed anyone, I was afraid that I would not be able to withstand the slash of the heavenly thunder, and the heavenly thunder slashed down one by one, and each one was right in the body of the Binghu. And at this moment, the Binghu in the array fell to the ground, and its body changed back to its normal size, motionless, and the raging fire burned its body, I walked to the edge of the earth, fire, and sky thunder array, looking at the eyes in front of me, thinking that Binghu is such a narrow mind, and he can accept the curse of the Lunatic Sect Master at all costs to take revenge in order to cut off his ears and tail, the pathetic goblin I looked back at the Third Master Hu and the old Samwang and asked: The power obtained from accepting the curse of the Lunatic Cult is indeed very strong, but what will be the punishment of the curse it gets, Third Master Hu sighed and said: The punishment is that the heaven and the earth do not stop condensing. I didn't understand the meaning of what Mrs. Hu said, so I said it again with questions: Heaven and earth don't stop condensing? Third Master Hu explained to me: That is to say, when the sky and the earth stop moving, the wind does not blow and the clouds do not drift, everything on the earth seems to be still, and the scattered souls of Binghu can be condensed into a complete soul, or they will be reincarnated forever into creatures such as flies, mosquitoes, cockroaches, and bedbugs. After listening to it, I couldn't help but feel a trace of emotion, just for the revenge of Ququ, I made myself immortal and reduced to flies and mosquitoes, why bother!

At this moment, I found that the faces of the third master Hu and the old ginseng king changed, I knew that it was not good, something must have happened behind me, when I turned around to look, I saw a big hand of Binghu grabbing me, I wanted to dodge it was not in a hurry, its hand was burning with a raging fire, grabbed at my ankle, and then dragged me into the earth, fire and thunder array with a very powerful force, I only felt the heat of the fire, but I didn't feel the pain of the burning fire, Binghu's hand had turned into ashes, only to see Binghu lying on the ground. Slowly raised his burning head, looked at me with that kind of resentful gaze, and showed a satisfied smile on the corner of his mouth, and then said: Even if I die, I will pull you to bury me hahaha, Binghu's body also turned into ashes with his laughter, and now the earth fire and sky thunder array are still in operation, the raging fire surrounds me, the lightning in the sky slashes down on me, I dodge left and right to dodge the lightning, and I also have to pay attention to the fire burning under my feet. Third Master Hu shouted to me: "Lord Renwang, if you hold on, we will come to save you immediately." I thought to myself that I would like to persevere, but this formation doesn't give me time to persevere! At this moment, another thunderbolt fell, and I didn't see that I was in a hurry to dodge, and my hands quickly sealed, and my mouth shouted at the same time: "Both." Then he quickly punched himself in the chest, and an enchantment formed a protective shield above and below my body, blocking the fierce attacks of earth, fire, and thunder. As soon as Mrs. Hu saw that I was temporarily in no danger, he shouted to Lao Zhao Laosun: This formation can only be stopped if the person who arranges the formation or the two families of Nanmao and Beima can stop together, but the premise is that the person who arranges the formation must be outside the formation, and now the Lord is trapped in the formation, so he can only rely on the joint efforts of Nanmao and Beima to stop this formation. Lao Zhao and Lao Sun immediately ran to the opposite side of the earth, fire and sky thunder array after hearing this, Hu San Taiye was on the left side of the array, Lao Zhao and Lao Sun were on the right side of the array ready to shoot at any time, at this moment a thunderbolt slashed down, shattering the enchantment shrouded in my body, I wanted to give myself another punch to lay out another enchantment on Zhou's body, but because I opened the word formula of "line", "array", "fighter" and "all" at the same time, the mental wear was huge, and the time limit for the state of the word trick had passed, and I fell to the ground without a trace of strength. I only heard the third master Hu shout that it was now, and then the three of them shot at the same time "water", "fire" and "light" three powers shot into the array, only to hear a bang, the three beams were swallowed up in an instant, and the formation still did not disappear, a sky thunder shot down, I gritted my teeth and rolled to the side, the sky thunder hit the ground, but I was numb and unable to move by the residual electricity, if I split another sky thunder, I could only sit and wait to die, only to see at this time a yellow skin like the size of a buffalo running towards this side, There was still a person sitting on the back of the yellow skin, and I fixed my eyes to see that it was Lao Shang, and Lao Shang shouted to Hu Sanye: Shoot. Hu San Taiye understood Lao Shang's intentions, his hands instantly shot out a red light, Lao Shang also threw out a card at the same time, the thunder broke the evil talisman, two forces rushed into the formation, Lao Shang's talisman released the thunder and lightning will be split from the sky The thunder pushed back, and the red light of Hu San Tai Ye extinguished all the scorching fires that poured out of the ground, the formation disappeared instantly, and it rained heavily in the sky, I breathed a long sigh of relief, drank the falling rain on my back, and regained a trace of strength in my body, and several of them ran to my side, I slowly sat up with my hands on the ground, and watched them all smile with joy on their faces. Huang Pizi turned into Huang Wanquan. The four of us and the three demons sat on the ground, bathed in the rain, looking up to the sky and laughing. I didn't expect this battle to be really thrilling.

Third Master Hu, Huang Wanquan and Lao Shen Wang took Lao Shang back to Xianshan to continue to regulate his body, I and Lao Sun Lao Zhao went to see Shi Hou Jian, Shi Hou Jian knew that we had a strange art, what did he say that we had to teach him, my Lao Zhao and Lao Sun themselves have not used the Tao freely, how to teach him! We asked Shi Houjian to keep the secret of our Taoism, but Shi Houjian said that we were stingy and refused to teach him.

In a blink of an eye, we all graduated, Lao Zhao and Lao Sun did not continue to go to high school, but the two of them asked for some money from the family and opened a small restaurant, Shi Houjian went to work in a Buddhist supply store near Jile Temple, not to mention that high school is a mess, I am a person with strange skills, how can I go there to eat and wait for death, but in real life, these Taoist magic have become bullshit, and I have found several jobs in a row, but people don't accept me, saying that I have no experience, Later, when I passed by the Buddhist supplies store where Shi Qiuzi worked, I wanted to go in to see how he was doing, I looked up in front of the door and looked at the decoration of this store, it was very gorgeous and beautiful, on both sides of the door were two golden pillars, on which an ancient plaque was written, and the plaque was written with three dazzling golden characters of Penglai Pavilion, I stepped into the house, and a boy about my age walked out and said to me: Mr. is to invite the Buddha, or to count the hexagrams, look at the feng shui, we can serve you in the store. I looked at the boy in front of me and said: I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone, please ask if Shi Hou Jian is there. The boy shouted into the house, "Xiaojian, you have a friend coming to you." Then he smiled at me and said, "He's in the back room, you can go in!" I also politely thanked him and walked to the back room, I looked at the furnishings in the house while walking, this store room is very large, it seems to be a business service, there are a lot of Buddha statues in the room, statues of gods, peach wood swords, yellow paper talismans, incense everything related to Buddhism and Taoism, the house has everything, there is a sofa in the innermost part of the hall, and there is a rear projection TV hanging on the opposite wall of the sofa. On the sofa sat an old man in his 60s, wearing a golden Tang costume, and a coffee table was placed in front of him. The old man was squeaking tea and watching the swimsuit show on TV. Men are lustful heroes, but if they are lustful, it will be hated, I hate such people the most, I still see other young girls walking models when I am old, I despise infinitely in my heart, this old immortal, so many people die, you are an old lewd man who is so hard! One day Lao Tzu saw Xie Bi'an and asked him to take you to the underworld to play around, and see that you were still unsoothed. I walked to the back room and saw Shi Houjian stacking ingots in front of a table, and there were several sacks of ingots piled up on the ground. Shi Houjian was very happy to see that I came to him, asked me to sit down and said: Why are you so free, come to see me. I sighed and said: I am free every day now, and I can't be idle anymore. Shi Houjian asked me: Haven't you found a job yet? I shook my head and said, "Everyone has to have experience, but we just came out of the campus, where is the experience!" Shi Houjian saw that I was depressed and said, why don't you come to work here, there happened to be an employee two days ago, just to recruit someone, the salary of 1800 a month is not low for us, I heard that the salary is not bad, I was looking for a few jobs that either did not charge me or the salary was too low, 800 yuan a month was not enough, I refused. I can't imagine that this place can earn two 800 a month! I excitedly asked Shi Houjian: What do you need to do here? Shi Houjian whispered to me: You don't need anything, as long as you can deceive people

I lowered my head depressedly and said: Why do you want to deceive people! Shi Houjian said again: This line is like this, if you don't deceive others, you will deceive, besides, we don't cheat everyone, we don't cheat the poor and good people, the ones who cheat are those who come here with bad intentions and ask for peace of mind, and then those who don't make money from the right way, those turtle bastards, these grandsons' money, don't cheat for nothing. I listened to Shi Houjian's words, and after thinking about it, there is a certain amount of truth, those corrupt officials and corrupt officials, traitors and profiteers who have a lot of money, talk about people and don't do things, and eat people and don't people, don't cheat or cheat. So he said to Shi Houjian: Okay, then I'll come here, you go and help me talk to your boss. Shi Houjian winked at me and said, "Follow me." Shi Houjian and I walked out of the house and came to the obscene old fellow's side. Shi Houjian said very respectfully: Uncle Wan, my friend is coming to work here, and I will bring him to meet you. The old man named Uncle Wan looked at me, and then took another sip of tea, and just wanted to speak, the phone rang next to him, Uncle Wan picked up the phone and said: Hey, we are here Penglai Pavilion Buddhist supplies franchise store, do you want to invite Buddha, or look at feng shui. Because the phone was very loud, Shi Houjian and I could clearly hear the words on the phone while standing here, and only heard a woman's voice say very politely: Master Wan, I am Xiaoxia who came to you two days ago to see feng shui, the grave you chose for my father, I don't know who destroyed it yesterday, my father's body is gone, I don't know who in the village spread rumors that my father cheated the corpse, and now the village is panicking, please come and do a ritual to appease the villagers in the village. Uncle Wan pretended to be very angry and said: I told you about cremation a long time ago, you just don't listen now, you know that you are afraid! I don't think it's rumors, and now it's a corpse, and it's very difficult to do this. The woman on the phone said in a panic: Money is not a problem, as long as Uncle Wan helps our village calm things down, we can afford to pay as much as we want. Uncle Wan's eyes rolled and said: Because it is a fraudulent corpse, of course the price is a little more expensive, the money for the ritual is 9999 yuan, which means to ask for a ninety-nine return to the truth, and the wear and tear fee for the use of the magic tool is 6666 yuan, which means that the price of retrieving the corpse is a little more expensive, 60,000 yuan. If you feel that this price is acceptable, we will now help you open the altar, if you feel that this price is unacceptable, then choose another house, but I dare to say: in Harbin City, except for me Wan Baolin, there is no second person who can settle this matter, and no one dares to take this matter. I thought to myself that this old bastard is really dark enough, and it will be almost 100,000 yuan to fool people at once, who can agree to his conditions, the so-called anxious can't eat hot tofu, you want to eat a fat man in one bite, be careful that this deal is smashed by you. I only heard the woman's voice on the phone say: Yo! Look at what you said, if I don't believe you, can you still call you? As soon as the matter is settled, 100,000 yuan will be deposited into your account immediately. Uncle Wan, that old guy, couldn't close his mouth when he heard the music, and pretended to say in a very deep tone: We can't understand it on the phone, so let's go over and talk about it in person. The woman's voice on the phone said again: Then this matter will trouble your old man. Uncle Wan hung up the phone with a sigh, and then said happily: Let's go, get ready to start work. Shi Houjian immediately said: Uncle Wan, then my friend and his Uncle Wan didn't have time to take care of me while pouting his ass and looking for something in the box, and said: Don't you know the price of 1800 a month? I feel like I'll go to work now, and if I can't, I'll leave immediately, I'm busy, don't bother me. As soon as I heard that this old guy was really smart, I could actually guess how much Shi Houjian told me about the salary, but his tone really made me uncomfortable, just wanted to top him two sentences When I thought of the 18 largest face value of Grandpa Mao, I held back what I wanted to say, only to see the old guy take out a yellow robe, which was wrinkled like a child's baba ring (a child's diaper). The old man took out his robe and ran to the back room, then took out an electric iron and ironed it there. After ironing, the robe was a lot more pleasing to the eye, Uncle Wan put the robe on his body, and then came to us, and said with a smug expression: How about this time, you can't see the pleats. After that, he also waved his robe, and a few of us covered our noses together, Shi Houjian shouted: Uncle Wan, did you wear it to Little Fat Sheep Hot Pot City to eat pot yesterday. Uncle Wan was very puzzled and said: No, I haven't eaten shabu mutton for more than a year, but after helping others choose a cemetery last year, they invited me to eat a hot pot. The boy said very self-respectingly: Uncle Wan, you haven't washed these clothes for a long time, no, I'll help you wash them! Uncle Wan's next sentence made everyone present faint, only to hear Uncle Wan say: It didn't take long? It was after eating shabu-shabu that time until now

I'll fuck your uncle! I ate shabu-shabu last year, and I can still smell it this year! I haven't washed it for more than a year, and you're embarrassed to lick your face and say that it didn't take long, I'm so angry in my heart! But I just thought about it and didn't say a word, because if I lost my job because of a new sentence, it would be more than worth the loss. I saw Uncle Wan say again: Hurry up and set off without further ado

(Predict what will happen next, and see the next chapter to break it down)