Your uncle, this plot is too curious! The second male George, became the owner of the zombie castle, and all the four golden flowers of the Bennett family became zombies! What kind of trouble is this kind of divine unfolding!

In any case, the disobedient picture of a group of zombie girls obediently sitting at the dining table eating pig brains is too terrifying!

Qin Fen calmed down for a while before he asked with humble eyes:

"Heh, if I don't mind, can I have dinner with you?"

Elizabeth glanced at Qin Fen calmly: "Whatever you want...... Convenient...... You. ”

Speak well, bastard! Don't abuse sloths!

Qin Fen could see that there was only a thick sadness and twilight in the other party's eyes, and it was not an exaggeration to describe it as a river of sadness, after all, her family could be said to have turned into zombies because of her carelessness...... It was definitely a great challenge to make Elizabeth, who was burdened with deep sorrow, happy.

What to do?

Qin Fen pondered and meditated.

The best way is to bring these zombie families back to life, and a happy ending will inevitably win Elizabeth's good looks, but unfortunately Qin Fen doesn't have that ability.

"Well, let's take a step at a time...... "He stepped on his mocskin boots and sat down on Elizabeth's left hand.

Except for the six zombies eating pig brains, the food in front of Elizabeth was nothing more than a bland and tasteless sweet potato, shabby and shabby. And Elizabeth didn't have any intention of getting up to entertain Qin Fen.

Fortunately, Qin Fen's real purpose was not to rub rice, and he was not at all unhappy because of the other party's neglect, and he looked for a topic with great interest, and inadvertently saw a can of notorious Nordic products-

Originating in Sweden, canned stinky herring was invented mainly by poor Nordic fishermen who wanted to save salt.

Because of the low productivity in ancient Europe and the high cost of salt, in order to save salt, the herring was not salted in place. Incidentally, sugar in the Middle Ages in Europe was a medicinal herb that was weighed by grains in pharmacies, and its status was similar to that of ginseng and Polygonum multiflorum of the Celestial Empire.

Qin Fen had naturally heard of the "stinky" reputation of this kind of canned food, but he had always been interested in it, and after discovering it at this moment, he immediately said with interest:

"Shall I taste it?"

Elizabeth nodded indifferently.

"Ha, then you're welcome." Qin Fen reached out and grabbed the can.

The canned stinky herring is not big, it is only the size of a palm, the canned food is slightly bulging, Qin Fen took a dinner fork, poked it down, and immediately "squeaked" out a liquid with a rather bad color, very reminiscent of some kind of excrement......

This liquid sprayed directly more than 30 centimeters high, although Qin Fen was not slow to react, his arms and hands were still inevitably stained with the liquid, and then his expression stiffened, because a strong smell of feces had hit his face......

"Your sister, what is this?!" Qin Fen roared with empty eyes, "Biochemical weapons, this is!" You told me that this can is full of, and I believe it! ”

In the can, you can vaguely see a palm-sized herring soaked in yellowing liquid, as if rotten in it. Anyway, the first image given to Qin Fen is...... Disgusting.

As the lid was completely removed, a refreshing smell of hit the face, instantly filling every corner of the hall.

Even if the refreshing night breeze blew in through the window, it still couldn't blow away the thick stench that lingered in the hall, so that the originally faint corpse stench became faint.

There was not a single place in the house that smelled other than the smell. On the surface of the table that was sprayed with juice, a faint smell of melancholy rolled in, and it was estimated that it could only be washed away by time......

"Heh, hehe, it's really a well-deserved ......" Qin Fen laughed dryly with empty eyes.

There was a spoon that scooped up about 1 cubic centimeter of fish, and forgave him for digging only so little, because the shape of the shape that looked like and the smell made him really not have the courage.

When I took a bite, I found that it was not as stinky as I imagined, similar to stinky tofu...... However, the persistence of the smell remains the same. Although he only ate a piece the size of a fingernail, Qin Fen felt as if he had just been fished out of the pit, and his whole body smelled unpleasant......

But in any case, the taste of canned herring is still very good, and the glutinous raw meat taste melts in the mouth...... (Don't care about the-like smell, big husband, cute big.) ）

(This thing is not sold on Tao/Bao, and if you want to try it, you can bring it to a friend in Northern Europe.) It is said that there are many in Swedish supermarkets, and the price is not expensive, and the packaging of 1kg is about RMB100 or less. ）

It seems that Qin Fen is too concerned about this can, and the juggernaut also gave a corresponding intelligence briefing:

Name: Canned herring (special and traditional cuisine)

Origin: Sweden

Method: Processed herring is canned and allowed to ferment naturally, making a canned food with a foul smell and a sour taste. The most important feature of fermented herring is its ubiquitous and hard-to-dissipate stench. People who have never eaten pickled herring often hide their noses because of its pungent stench, and it is said that the Swedish government has also banned canned herring in residential areas. This type of can is also not allowed on international flights, as changes in air pressure can lead to the possibility of can rupture with serious consequences. The world's stinkiest place. The smell is 200 times that of natto.

Note 1: Be sure to inform all the people around before opening the can to prevent accidents, and do not open it indoors.

Note 2: Do not open the cans in a closed environment, otherwise the consequences will be very serious, especially for patients with heart and brain diseases and respiratory diseases, as there is a possibility of sudden death in severe cases.

Note 3: Before opening, put it in the refrigerator to reduce the internal air pressure, if it is opened at room temperature, it may spray a large amount of liquid when opening, which is difficult to clean up.

Four: It is strictly forbidden to bring this kind of canned food on the plane, once the can is broken due to air pressure problems, it may cause a major air disaster.

"Your sister, I always thought that there were only fighting nations and open nations on the earth, but in fact, there are still hidden shit people?!" Qin Fen roared with humble eyes, "This kind of thing can also be regarded as a national delicacy, and all you have in your minds is!" ”

The corners of Qin Fen's mouth twitched, the egg hurt and the chrysanthemum itched, and he only felt that the finger part that was sprayed by the juice of the canned herring just now began to ache faintly, I don't know if it was stinky or the juice was too salty/wet......

In short, he couldn't tell whether the smell in his nose was stronger or the smell in his room was stronger...... So be it, anyway...... That's fish, not......

"In comparison, the maggot cheese I ate last time in Castlevania has become a delicacy."

In fact, there is a special dish in Italy, 'maggot cheese', which is crunchy and rich in protein and nutrients.

Seeing that Qin Fen's face was very unsightly, Elizabeth rarely poured a cup of tea for Qin Fen and brought a plate of meat.

"Sluggish...... Slow...... ......"

Snub your sister! Don't give me a sloth body if you know to be sluggish, bastard!

At this time, most meat products were air-dried meat, which was dried in the cold wind to mummify. Air-dried meat can be stored for a long time, and it can be eaten even if it has been kept for decades (the Europeans didn't care about dioxins and the like at the time). Before eating this air-dried meat, use a knife to scrape off the grease and oxide layer on the surface. It is then soaked in river water for a day or two before it is finally cooked and eaten. As for the taste, it can only be said that you can't eat the dead - anyway, the smell makes you lose your appetite.

"Hehehe......"

How to get a woman out of sadness and happiness?

From ancient times to thousands of years, countless people with lofty ideals have never really figured out this problem. Because a woman's mind is delicate, complex and diverse, the three thousand green silk represents the three thousand sorrows......

The thirty-six styles of flirting girls that I learned from Song Jong-ki were all played, but unfortunately they were useless. It turns out that if you want to deal with Elizabeth, who is flowing against the river of grief, this trick is useless at all.

Seeing that there were still ten minutes left before the end of the game, Qin Fen took a deep breath and finally broke the cauldron and launched a big move......

"What are you going to do?!"

"No, don't...... Woohoo......"

After a brief period of crying and scuffling, a figure left Bennet's house contentedly. Qin Fen stood opposite Elizabeth with his hands behind his back, waiting silently.

Time passed silently, and after about seven minutes, Elizabeth, who was bitten by a zombie, finally couldn't hold it anymore and transformed into a zombie with black circles under her eyes.

"Since you can't cure your relatives, then, go back to the arms of your relatives." Qin Fen said lightly.

Elizabeth, who was infected and transformed into a zombie, naturally did not react again, just opened her mouth wide and roared at Qin Fen, but her limbs were already tied to the chair, and she could not pose any threat to Qin Fen.

That's right, this is the plan that Qin Fen thought of to draw salary from the bottom of the kettle.

Elizabeth's heart, which was burdened with huge guilt, had already been filled with guilt and sadness, and if she wanted to help her get rid of this sadness, positive means were ineffective, unless Qin Fen could resurrect her relatives.

So why not turn Elizabeth into a zombie?

In the case of zombies, the soul returns to a state of chaos, and naturally it doesn't matter whether it is happy or sad. It's like a piece of paper full of words, and you can only rewrite it after you wipe it clean.

Then, it was to make Elizabeth, who had turned into a zombie, feel happy.

This is actually simpler-because Qin Fen has pig brains in his hands!

The zombified Elizabeth, in a sense, is a piglet waiting to be fed, and if someone feeds it, how can there be any reason to be unhappy?

After Qin Fen fed the last spoonful of pig brains, the juggernaut's prompt finally sounded:

"Ding: Game 8 'Elizabeth's Grief', done."

……

(Many years later, at the class reunion, there were a few rounds of drinking.) Said to the classmate who had a crush back then: "Do you know why I always asked you questions after class in the past? Everyone laughed and waited to see her blush. She glanced at me indifferently, pursed the corners of her lips and said, "Then have you thought about it, why am I always in my seat instead of going out to play?" ”…… Some good things always pass away quietly at your fingertips.

Seeing this passage, I suddenly had mixed tastes. Those who have passed away will never come back.

Therefore, I hope that everyone will cherish the people in front of you, love life, enjoy life, and live every day. ）