The castle is not big, but it is not small, it is built on topography, the walls are made of rock, the streets are dirty, chicken and dog droppings can be seen everywhere, and domestic garbage is piled up at will, flies are infested, and the smell is stinking. Especially those medieval women who walked on the road, with yellow and thin faces, tattered clothes, and smelly bodies, really did not match beauty, let alone the legendary princess with flowing blond hair and long skirts mopping the floor.

"Your sister, what about the noble and glamorous Middle Ages!" Qin Fen complained with humble eyes, "It's not even as good as a pigsty here!" ”

In fact, this is completely understandable - Europe at that time was a chaotic state, and there were no unified nation-states. Whether it's England, France, Germany, or Italy, it's all full of princes. The authority of the kings of various countries was basically limited to the capital and the royal domain, and there was nothing they could do about the personal battles of the nobles under them.

If a nobleman's castle and territory were taken away by a neighbor, then he had better not expect to get the territory back by simply going to the palace to fight the royal lawsuit...... Unless you have a strong friendship with the king enough to have him send troops to war for you, it would be nice to be able to give you a position in the court. Therefore, in that era, every lord had to firmly guard his castle and did not dare to leave for a long time.

However, every lord is deliberately expanding his territory, looking for excuses to expand and invade abroad, often just because of a border dispute, a personal attack, an unintentional word, a failed marriage proposal, and sometimes even just a gesture, an expression, a gesture, can detonate a medieval war-

Medieval knights were violent and brutal, so don't think of them as polite gentlemen. In medieval poetry and literature, many of their shameless deeds are recorded. For example, a noble knight once proposed to a wealthy widow and was rejected, so he led his army to besiege the castle owned by the widow until he was forced to open the gates and marry him......

In addition to the ill-intentioned lords next door, there were many vicious bands of thieves in the forests of medieval Europe, roaming around like swarms of locusts, and from time to time a manor was breached and sacked - Robin Hood of England was also one of them.

You see, Robin Hood and his men can even break through a small castle, how long can your exquisite holiday cottage withstand in front of such a commando?

As for forewarning of the movements of these enemies, move back to the castle before they arrive...... Medieval Europe was vast and sparsely populated, full of uninhabited wilderness where small groups of troops could pass, how many scouts did you have under your command to blockade the entire territory?

Moreover, the territory of the medieval lords was generally not large, and there was a lack of strategic maneuver space, and it often took less than half a day to ride from one castle to another - such a short warning time was too late to evacuate and transfer.

Besides, even if they can be well defended on land, there are still elusive Vikings at sea!

Therefore, in this terrible era of chaos and chaos, banditry and precariousness, you leave a strong and reliable castle instead of living, but move to a beautiful villa that is not suitable for defense in order to pursue some kind of life...... I'm afraid that in a few days, a large number of assassins and bandits will come to the door, or kidnap you and your wife and children for ransom, or collect commissions from other nearby lords, and directly want your life!

There are few pedestrians in the castle, and the strange thing is that ordinary people and zombies can coexist peacefully and peacefully.

Qin Fen sent the brother who looked like Frankenstein away, grabbed a passer-by casually, and led him to the door of the house of the five golden flowers.

After a few small words, Qin Fen discovered that the secret that pig brains can cure zombies has been known to the public, and if they are fed regularly, they can also reawaken their spiritual intelligence...... Zombies are all made by relatives and friends, now that they know that there is still the possibility of recovery, who can still do it?

As a result, there is a strange phenomenon of coexistence of human corpses in this castle.

When Qin Fen came to Wuhua's house, he saw with his own eyes that the family eating lunch around the long table turned out to be shared by a table of people taking turns, which means that you have to share saliva with others while drinking...... At that time, I was tired of falling out of love with the shoddy version of Elizabeth.

In fact, these medieval Europa people ate fruit in a strange way: they roasted apples and pears over the fire, stewed plums in a pot, and sprinkled with salt and pepper...... Eating fruit raw is seen as an inferior practice.

The reason for this is that in the Middle Ages, it was generally believed that all fruits were cold foods, and if they were to be eaten, they should be cooked hot or with hot spices such as pepper......

On the other hand, most vegetables, such as carrots, turnips, cabbage, cabbage, etc., were used to eating them raw in the Middle Ages, even the pungent onions – of course, there were roasted onions soaked in gravy, but that was a haute cuisine.

However, these questions are not speechless, and it is not that Chinese people cannot eat vegetable salad, and as for the cooked fruits with salt and unsatisfactory taste, they can only be eliminated from the recipe. But you can't afford bread to be a staple food...... The bread eaten by the Europa people in the Middle Ages is not at all the same as the fluffy bread of our modern people that has been fermented and buttered with white sugar, but an unleavened cake similar to a compressed biscuit, which is dry, hard and cracked......

Typical medieval black bread was baked with wheat flour mixed with a large amount of bran – a practice that was already considered a fine black bread in the Middle Ages. There are even some black-hearted bakers who cut corners, and they often deliberately add wood chips, small stones and other miscellaneous things to the black bread, which can wear out their teeth more than the sand that the Egyptians mixed into the bread, and it is more hateful - the latter is a passive crime, and the former is an active crime!

In this regard, Qin Fen just wants to say, well done! Now even the minerals are there, and if you mix in some leaves and bugs, it's a nutritious food......

This medieval black bread is famous for its ability to be used as a weapon.

In the chronicles of the Middle Ages, there are many records of the unsuccessful stupid thief who sneaked into the house of a poor peasant to steal, but unfortunately died under the black bread of the housewife; And when family conflicts occurred in the Middle Ages, countless men died from the black bread attacks of the...... As for the taste of this thing, please imagine it for yourself.

No matter how tooth-wrenching and throat-hurting medieval black bread mixed with wood chips and gravel may be, it was still a high-class delicacy in the eyes of the lower classes of medieval Europe, who often didn't even have bread in their rice bowls – it took a lot of wood to bake and the baking process was cumbersome.

Therefore, the poor people simply took some rough wheat flour (although it was ground from wheat, it was not flour no matter how you look at it) and put it in a bowl, add some hot water to make wheat paste, and then eat this wheat paste every day. If you can get some wild vegetables, salted fish and meat, you can also pour all these things into the pot and stew them with wheat paste...... In short, it looks disgusting, similar to what we Chinese use to feed pigs, and a bit like vomit, which is prohibitive.

……

"Oh, everyone's eating......"

Qin Fen's arrival was not welcomed, to be exact, most of the people in the family were still eating by themselves...... Pig brain.

Your uncle, the painting style is too curious! Bennet's whole family has meowed into zombies! After becoming a zombie, I am still eating honestly, and there is no quarrel at all, which is quite harmonious!

"Is there something wrong with you?" Across the long table, a young girl raised her head and said lightly.

The sorrow in her eyes is like a cloud in the sky, lingering and not being dispersed.

“…… Elizabeth? Sorry I'm late. Qin Fen groaned.

"Heh, it's none of your business, it was I who shouldn't have pinched Mr. Darcy's flies to death, so that my sister's illness was not discovered, and now I can only say that I am to blame, and I can't blame anyone."

“……”

Your uncle, the plot is too curious! George became the owner of the zombie castle, and all four golden flowers of the Bennett family became zombies! What kind of trouble is this kind of divine unfolding!