Chapter 594: I Never Expected

Qin Fen thought for a while and said, "...... Well, then I'll tell you one. ”

"I still remember when I was in the first year of high school, I met a girl, introduced by a friend, who was very cute, with big eyes and a small mouth, and was about 1.6 meters tall...... My hometown is from Hokkaido. ”

Her voice was sweet, soft and unpretentious, and people loved to laugh, and when she laughed, she had two shallow dimples on her face, and she was so cute. The girl's skin is very white, like snow, and when she is happy, she is crimson like a cherry blossom. ”

Mihime-chan looked over, her mouth bulging slightly.

Qin Fen was unmoved and continued: "She didn't say much, but fortunately, her thoughts were written on her face, and it was easy to see her mood. Looking at it up close, the long, lightly trembling eyelashes make people want to kiss it. I like her ......."

"Woo......" The girl's mouth bulged out and she made a dissatisfied sound.

Qin Fen sighed faintly: "Until I was in my second year of high school, in the opposition of my family, and for the sake of my studies, I deleted her ...... from the hard drive"

“……”

After a short silence, the girls came back to their senses and laughed, and even the corners of the mouth of Poison Island Tsuko, who had been expressionless, had an imperceptible smile.

The chatting diluted the sad atmosphere, and taking this opportunity, Qin Fen walked up to Poison Island and said:

"Senior Sister Xianzi, how about a fight?"

It's a pity that Poison Island's answer is still the same: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested for the time being......"

You're not interested, but my mission hasn't been completed yet, so please be interested!

"Okay, let me think about our next plan of action......" Qin Fen sighed. He looked out the window at the zombies wandering aimlessly on the street.

Survival and reproduction has always been the theme of biology, to put it more bluntly, is food and mating/mating, man is also a kind of biology, throughout history, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, people in the period of peaceful development, but also implicitly follow this biological law, once war breaks out human beings will be very straightforward to show these primitive instincts.

Hitler once said that "the sword of Germany wants to fight for the land of the German plow", so he launched the Soviet-German war, the largest and most tragic war in the history of the world-

The root cause of the outbreak of this war was nothing more than Hitler's struggle for the Germanic people's living space, to put it bluntly, to get more land and grow more food to make the race thrive.

A certain Japanese prime minister also said something similar: "National defense is to prevent foreign men from abducting women of their own race." This is very blatant but very realistic. Throughout history, has there been any war in the world that has not involved a woman? War is the competition for food and women, even if there is any hegemonism, power politics, and global strategy now, in the final analysis, prosperity and prosperity still revolve around the two major themes of survival and reproduction.

This is the case between countries, between populations, and between zombies and humans.

Of course, these are not Qin Fen's concerns, he is just a passerby after all, and there are only thirty minutes left in the stay at most, what the hell are you doing.

"However, how to attack this girl, it seems that water and fire are inviolable......" Qin Fen thought to himself, "If you use strong words directly, it will backfire and it will be bad......"

"Would you like a coffee?" Qin Fen smiled and raised his hand at the girls.

"Coffee ...... No, well, this girl will be merciful and taste your handiwork! "The tiger tooth girl pretended to be generous.

Qin Fen shrugged his shoulders, took out his tools from under the teacher's desk, and brewed a cup of coffee for everyone, the black thick liquid exuded a rich fragrance.

The Huya girl didn't see that Qin Fen didn't add sugar clearly, so she hurriedly brought it to her mouth and took a big sip, her little face suddenly wrinkled, revealing a deceived expression and said:

"Huh? How can it be so bitter? ”

"Because I haven't had time to add sugar yet...... Qin Fen explained before he could say it, when he suddenly trembled, his eyes widened, and he said in disbelief:

"W-What?! It's actually cat poop coffee? ”

"Woo woo, it turns out that the big bad guy actually tricked me into drinking cat just now! No wonder it's so bad! ”

Qin Fen: "......"

Where is the cat poop coffee so hard to drink, obviously because you didn't add sugar! And this is the rarest, most unique, and most expensive coffee in the world, which ordinary people can't buy with money, not to mention the cat coffee produced by Dominator, which is absolutely incomparably authentic! But it's true to say it's cat...... But the coffee made of cat feces is not ordinary, just like a bird's nest, it is obviously a puddle of saliva combined, but it can be on the menu of the whole Han Dynasty, as long as you put aside the prejudices in your heart, you can find the wonderful bastard!

This coffee has a nickname called "the most fragrant poop since the poop", and although the name is not very elegant, it is true.

It is poop pulled out by an arboreal wild animal called "civet" on the Indonesian island of Sumatra, and local farmers usually regard the discovery of "civet" poop as a gift from God, because not all "civet" feces are lucky enough to be found. Once they find a few of these "coffee beans", the locals bend down to pick them up, collect them carefully, and then go through several processes such as picking, drying, deodorizing, processing and roasting before they are finally made.

Therefore, in the real world, the annual output of this kind of coffee does not exceed 500 pounds, and the price per pound ranges from $300 to $800, and the price of a small cup in China is at least more than 1,000 yuan.

Don't stare at me with "grudgeful" eyes anymore, and look at Lao Tzu again!

Qianxue, the round-faced girl who has the best relationship with the Huya girl, also had a stiff expression, and silently put down the coffee in her hand......

"Huh? What's going on? Qin Fen sensed that something was wrong, and his intuition told him that he seemed to be being cheated again.

"That ......" the round-faced girl Chiyuki stuck out her tongue, "That's right, Keiko-chan's mother is the largest coffee distributor in the neighborhood, and because cat poop coffee is very scarce, Keiko-chan's mother often secretly mixes ordinary cat poop into the cat poop coffee on sale......"

“……”

Qin Fen looked at the half-drunk coffee in his hand and was speechless for a long time.

Ni Mei, it turns out that she is the stupidest person! Counterfeiting will kill people, but fortunately your family sells coffee, otherwise all children born in Japan will have to become big-headed dolls!

Putting down the cup with an empty eye, Qin Fen walked up to the Huya girl.

"What are you going to do?!" The tiger tooth girl's face changed slightly, and she would stutter a little when she was nervous.

She was so frightened that she turned her head and wanted to escape, but how could Qin Fen let her get her wish, he blocked her way with a snort, and then pressed his palm against the wall with a "bang".

Xiao Huya immediately wanted to run from the other side, but Qin Fen's other hand pressed against the wall with a "bang". She suddenly had nowhere to run.

Then Qin Fen grinned, his eyes looked directly into the other party's eyes, and his mouth slowly approached......

"Scum, what are you doing?"

The next moment, a howling wind hit Qin Fen's back.

"Good time!" Qin Fen casually picked up the folding stool and faced the wooden sword of the poisonous island, "I've been waiting for you for a long time, let's have a dignified duel......"

Poison Island Tsuneko, who shot angrily when he didn't like his eyes, didn't last long against Qin Fen, who had incomparably rich experience in actual combat fighting, and soon succumbed to the stick.

Hey, don't think it's crooked, it's a real stick, not any other unidentified object!

"Ding: Operation Goddess Conquest ...... completed"