Compared with the TV program that "the future situation is very good, and the national income is rising", the speech on the Internet is undoubtedly much more desperate and dangerous.

If you open a web page, you will see all kinds of doomsday/resident evil theories, almost exploding. There are people in all major post bars and forums who are frantically swiping the screen, and there are dozens or hundreds of replies every second. Some people think that this is some kind of terrifying biochemical virus leak, some people think that it is a means of alien invasion, and there is even a statement made by the head of a Middle Eastern jihadist organization, claiming responsibility for this terrorist/terrorist incident......

Take care of your sister! Your sister, the most primitive madman who relies on human bombs to attack hostile forces, honestly buries her head in farming!

Qin Fen directly skipped through a large number of meaningless water posts and searched for the latest stage of relatively authoritative news on Google search.

Xinhua News Agency: The sudden outbreak of an unknown virus has swept the world with a terrifying biochemical crisis...... As of 8 o'clock in the morning, North America, Europe, Egypt, Australia, Russia, South Africa, Brazil and other places have been affected by the virus, and the infected people are infected and transmitted through bites, scratches and other means, and the incubation period is extremely short, and there is no possibility of cure...... Conservative estimates put more than 70 percent of the world's population dead ......"

"The Japanese Prime Minister died at the age of 48 during his visit to the shrine today......"

"Governments around the world are working together to find solutions."

"This is the sixth catastrophe of mankind after the Ice Age."

“……”

Looking at the various creepy comments on the webpage, the survivors in the laboratory were all silent, and Mei Ji Chan couldn't help but cry secretly, grabbed Qin Fen's arm with her little hand, and said timidly:

"Yingqiu, what should we do...... Will those monsters break down the door and break in? And mom and dad, I'm so scared......"

Qin Fen could only comfort: "It's okay, everything will pass, as long as we live, there is still hope for everything......"

The atmosphere fell silent again, and everyone seemed to have lost their souls, their eyes glazed and silent.

"Eh, the atmosphere is so silent, why don't I tell a joke to make everyone happy." The Huya girl's nerves were obviously thicker, and she blinked her eyes cutely, and said, "One day, the priest went to the village to baptize the girls. He said, 'Men are sinful creatures, and for the purity of your faith, you need to wash the parts that you have touched with men with holy water.' ”

"Holy water?!" Qin Fen's eyes were empty, and the corners of his mouth pulled slightly, "Maybe I'm thinking too much......"

"The girls lined up and walked up. The first girl washed her hands with holy water, and the priest nodded. ”

The second girl washed her eyes with holy water, and the priest smiled.

"When it was the turn of the third girl, who knew that the girl who was in fourth place suddenly rushed up and opened her mouth to drink the holy water."

The priest was shocked and asked why.

The girl in fourth place replied, "...... I won't rinse my mouth with the water under her wash, dirty!! ”

“……”

After Qin Fen listened, there were suddenly 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart. You're enough, the stalk of the woman Yanjie is also you, the stalk of the mouthwash is also you, are you a full-time yellow joke student? The yellow jokes that rushed out of your mouth are already against the sky!

"Huh? Why didn't anyone react? The little tiger girl was a little dissatisfied.

The corners of everyone's mouths tugged lightly: "Heh, hehehe......"

"Well, everyone's response isn't very good, so it looks like I'll have to keep working hard." The tiger girl clenched her little fist and snorted, "There's another one, but it's very funny." I'll tell you about it, be careful not to laugh too loudly and lure the monster over. ”

Shut up, bastard! In addition to embarrassing people, your yellow jokes have no laughter! Everyone else is so pale as you say!

Regardless of whether everyone wants to hear it or not, Xiaohuya preached by himself:

"There was a hunter who went hunting in the forest and suddenly came across a black bear."

He raised his gun and fired a shot at the bear. But he didn't hit, but he was caught by a bear. ”

As soon as Xiao Huya said two words, he covered his stomach and laughed to himself.

"Hahahaha, eh, why don't you laugh?"

Everyone opened their eyes in unison, "You and ...... meow meow"

"Ahem, the bear said, 'I'll give you two ways. The first way is to be eaten by me. The second way is to blow the trumpet for me. ’”

"The hunter thought: stay in the green hills. Don't be afraid of running out of firewood. So he blew the horn for the bear......"

That's enough, don't talk about Nima, it's still a meat joke. The green girl told this kind of joke innocently, the girl's festival is lost, and you don't have a lower limit.

At the end of the joke, it is nothing more than saying that the hunter changes to a stronger firepower every time, and each time he is defeated by the bear and forced to blow the trumpet, and finally the bear asks in wonder:

"Are you here to hunt or to blow the trumpet?"

After telling the joke, Xiao Huya laughed straightly, quite entertaining himself.

The others were all staring blankly, with expressions that were uncertain but acute. I don't understand why Little Huya thinks this joke is so ridiculous.

"Haha...... Qianxue-chan, Yayi-chan, why don't you laugh, it's such a funny joke......"

"Well, where's the laugh?"

"Laugh...... The joke is ...... The hunter is obviously going to hunt. Why do you always carry a horn with you? Black bears can talk and that's not even counting. I'm still a music lover...... People who make up jokes are too uncommon sense. ”

Bastard, you're pretending to be meowing, it must be! Girl, you can already get full marks for your acting skills!

"By the way, there's a similar story. It is said that the little girl often goes to the mountains to pull mushrooms, and after a man found out, he lay down on the way for the little girl to pull mushrooms, but a little bear came to pull mushrooms on this day......"

This time, even the cute Mihime-chan had obviously heard the joke, and her face couldn't help but be a little embarrassed.

"Keiko-chan, let's talk about it differently, don't talk about this in front of boys, it looks like we girls are all like that......"

One of the trio of the Discipline Committee who was looking for Qin Fen'er in the cafeteria, Cheng Yiyi held up his cheeks with great interest, and said with a sigh:

"I'm quite fond of the story, the hunter must be in love with the bear......"

Shut up, rotten girl, let me retreat! Don't you listen to it as a joke, but as a story! In your eyes, the black bear is attacking, and the hunter is suffering, right! This is a scene of singing and crying, and the bear is in love, right! The relationship between people is no longer satisfying you, have you expanded the territory of Bl to other species?

Sure enough, girls are like mangoes, the more pure they are on the outside, the more yellow they are on the inside! If you don't open your mouth, we can still be good friends, and when you open your mouth, all men have to retreat! Others are killed by the back, are you actually a rotten girl killed!

When Mei Yi-chan said "The Love Story of the Bear and the Hunter", the Huya girl was drinking a bottle of Nutrition Express, and she didn't know where she thought of it, but she suddenly burst out laughing! How low is the laughter to be amused by your own jokes again!

In addition, it doesn't matter if you laugh, the problem is that the nutrition express line is squirting out! Squirting out of my nose and mouth! Mei Ji, who was sitting next to you, was defenseless and was sprayed in the face by you! White, sticky nutrition fast, stained on hair, eyelashes, and tops, in short, the scale is absolutely violated!

Huya girl not only did not apologize, but also pointed at the stunned Meiji and laughed, and took out her mobile phone, planning to take a picture with her mobile phone as a souvenir......

"Hahahaha, look, Mei Ji Chan doesn't look like an actor from a Taoist company!"

Your sister, this kind of thing can be said, and sure enough, the previous cuteness and innocence were all pretended, girl, it's really a loss for all mankind if you don't go to filming!

The round-faced girl Qianxue also took out her mobile phone for fear that the world would not be chaotic: "And me, I want to take a picture too!" ”

What kind of fun are you here to make again! What kind of schadenfreude smile on the corner of his mouth! Or is it because Mihime's boobs are n times that of yours, so you keep holding a grudge!

"How, how can you ...... like this?"

Mei Ji whimpered sadly, took out a pack of handkerchief paper from her school bag, and tried to wipe her face clean herself.

"Haha, confiscation!" The round-faced girl snatched the paper bag heartlessly.

Mei Ji wanted to take the paper bag back, but the round-faced girl pressed her head with one hand and pressed her to the seat.

"Give it back! I...... I'm going to be! ”

Mei Ji's threat was unconvincing, and the liquid dripping from her cheeks became more and more evil, and the eyes of the two boys hiding in the corner were about to pop out.

"Call your husband and I'll give it back to you!" Qianxue, a girl with short hair and a round face, said with a grin.

While they were fighting, Xiao Huya hurriedly took a photo of Mei Ji.

Then the corners of his mouth went up, showing a dark expression, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Hey, hey, hey, just send the photo to my dad who works in a Taoist company......"

Stop, bastard! It turns out that your father works in that kind of place, no wonder there is a daughter like you who makes yellow jokes from time to time!

Or do you intend to dedicate your life to the cause of human art as an adult?

Korean boys ruined Chinese women, Japanese women ruined Chinese men-

For the sake of the tens of millions of brothers in the motherland, we must put you on the spot to correct the law in order to protect the vast number of compatriots and brothers!

Why do you want to bully a little girl like this, or is it that in the final analysis, poor milk stars and giant stars are incompatible!

At this time, the eldest sister in the trio of the Discipline Committee formed a bud dress but put her hand on her chest, looking lost, and she didn't see the meaning of the farce around her.

Is it really still a bloody case caused by the same amount! Because my boobs are not big, I chose to stand by and watch!

"Okay, enough is enough." Qin Fen said with a humble eye.

"Okay......" Chiyuki, a short-haired girl, stuck out her tongue, "If you tell a joke, I'll give the tissue back to Mihime-chan!" ”