255 I'm not crazy

When Li Ming was stunned, Liang Feifei was angry and tried to save the psychiatrist: "Hey! Can you do it, who will treat whom! You're an inquirer, cheer me up! ”

The collapsed psychiatrist was pouring out the unbearable weight of life to Zhuang Yan affectionately, and when he was getting better, he was suddenly called back to his soul by Liang Feifei, trembling, waking up from a dream and raising his face, holding up the document meanly, and pretending to read it forcefully: "You claim that 'you were taking a shower so you couldn't witness the process of others forging your handwritten letter', can you cite the suspect?" Do you have evidence of people entering or leaving your rest pod? ”

Zhuang Yan was speechless. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info he hasn't argued, Liang Feifei actually explained helplessly: "We don't even need you to provide evidence, because scientific conclusions can prove that you are lying." The law enforcement team bathed your room with a state-of-the-art 'metal-organic frame material' spray, then turned on the UV light and searched for an hour, highlighting all the fingerprints. Upon examination, the law enforcement team found no trace of anyone else in the room, other than your own fingerprints and abstract paintings. Liang Feifei solemnly emphasized: "In other words, apart from your own secretions, you can't find the protein and fatty acids left by the second creature in your room - in layman's terms, the only living thing in the room is you." ”

Zhuang Yan blushed and said, "You don't need to say it in such detail, I know that technique." ”

Liang Feifei finished speaking in one go: "And Richelieu called up the surveillance, and the corridor has been empty since the afternoon." No creature has ever approached your hatch, let alone infiltrated it. But we want to believe that you don't deliberately find fault with your boss to beat up your boss, so there is only one explanation: even you don't know you're lying. Because all of this is the hallucinations and conjectures brought about by the awakening of your split second personality, which is a symptom of schizophrenia, we have decided not to pursue your administrative negligence and legal responsibility, but to form an inquiry team to determine your symptoms and arrange for you to receive work-related injury benefits and publicly funded medical treatment. ”

Zhuang Yan shouted: "Hey! Wait? You are suspected of being lazy in your way of thinking, how can you attribute the phenomena that your level of knowledge cannot explain to mental illness? ”

Liang Feifei was not convinced: "Just your knowledge level?" ”

"I'm not targeting you." Zhuang Yan explained, "I mean, everyone here is garbage. ”

Liang Feifei couldn't pretend anymore, and he was furious: "You are awesome, you explain to me, if someone really touches your room, why can't the surveillance shoot it?" ”

"The most advanced optical deception system developed by the North American Federation can already achieve stealth at a distance of a kilometer. I assert that fifty years later, the cameras are nothing but invisible to the stealth agents. Is it hard? Zhuang Yan asked aggressively.

"But it's not 'fifty years later.'" Liang Feifei knocked on the table.

β€”Native American chiefs in the Age of Discovery." Zhuang Yan annotated Liang Feifei: "Then the next day, the Spanish musketeers, who were 500 years more advanced than the natives, landed on the American continent and appeared in front of the chief. The chief was stunned. ”

"You're confused!" Liang Feifei was so angry that his beard trembled, and his eyeballs were bloodshot, "Then tell me, if someone enters your room, why can't you find the door opening record on the electronic lock?" ”

"You can imagine that since a creature is equipped with such an advanced optical deception system, it must be so adept at infiltrating that it can even pass me and enter my room the moment I open the door. Wilder, it may be able to enter any crevice like a red blood cell through the wall of a blood vessel......" Zhuang Yan said eloquently.

Liang Feifei slammed the document on the table and laughed deliberately: "Are you telling a story?" Zhuang Yan, you are more suitable to be a tabloid reporter and concoct news of UFO sightings. You're crazy, you're mentally problematic! ”

Zhuang Yan calmly retorted: "I'm not crazy. It's not up to you to decide whether I'm crazy or not. ”

"Crazy people say they're not crazy. I've never seen a neurotic who would sit down and have a long talk with a doctor. Liang Feifei was about to have a cerebral hemorrhage: "You just take the work-related injury allowance and enjoy the national medical treatment, can't you?" You've beaten up two high-level executives, do you have a wish that you have to beat me again to complete your merits? ”

Zhuang Yan thought about it, a smile appeared on his face, and he said with a smile: "You think too much." ”

"You clearly want to!" Liang Feifei trembled angrily, panting desperately with half of his body, gritting his teeth and shouting: "You were fantasizing just now!" Your violent tendencies are already obvious! ”

"Mr. Zhuang Yan, if you can't come up with conclusive evidence to clear your suspicion of lying, then I'm sorry," the psychiatrist sincerely closed the book, looked at Zhuang Yan and said with confidence: "I must say that your symptoms are consistent with a rigorous pathological process: a history of depression relapsing under mental stimulation, progressing to depressive mania, accompanied by intense, irrepressible aggressive tendencies, moderate schizophrenia, and suspicion of a second personality. According to the relevant regulations, you are no longer qualified to work on the job. And for the sake of your health and the safety of your colleagues, you should receive systematic treatment. I'm sorry, but I have to ask you to take a paid leave of absence and stabilize your condition before considering returning to work at the base. ”

Doctor Yuqi said solemnly concerned, Liang Feifei finally calmed down, opened his mouth and sprayed two anti-asthma sprays, frowned and looked at Zhuang Yan fiercely, revealing the true face of Lushan: "Zhuang Yan, go and recuperate!" The decision-maker has agreed to exonerate you from all criminal liability, and you should stop in moderation! Be content, the organization has done its best, and the Nine has done everything in its power to prevent you from going to court-martial. By announcing your condition, announcing that you will be sent out of the base for recuperation, and then letting you return to work when the wind is calm, you can not only calm down the turmoil and eliminate the impact, but also give an explanation to your superiors and comrades-in-arms, good to you and good to everyone. ”

Zhuang Yan slowly closed his mouth. The dragon well in front of him was cold, and he didn't move. Zhuang Yan looked at Li Ming, opened his lips and said, "You haven't spoken yet." What about your opinion? ”

Li Ming has been pretending to browse the information, thinking that he could stay out of the matter, but he didn't expect to be asked by Zhuang Yan by name, so he had to raise his head and pick the paper with his fingers: "I, I think so,"

He tried his best to care about Zhuang Yan, and deliberately stared at Zhuang Yan's eyes to show his openness: "Your body is more important than anything else, your body is the capital, when you were developing the driver system, when you presided over the Iron Curtain plan, you stayed up all night for a long time, which is very bad for the liver, your virus is likely to spread, organic diseases affect your psychological quality, psychological pressure leads to worse health, you have entered a vicious circle, you have done so much for the base, you have a clear conscience for this work-related injury allowance......"

Zhuang Yan interrupted Li Ming, who was at length: "Just tell me, do you want me to leave the base too?" He asked directly, staring at Li Ming. (To be continued.) )