254 Three strikes and one was counter-killed
When Zhuang Yan was questioned by the law enforcement team, he barely resisted, and was as calm as if he was going home for dinner. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 When Info Law Enforcement Captain Wei Mingxu knocked on his cabin door, he saw Zhuang Yan wearing pajamas, and asked deliberately, "I can give you time to change your clothes." ”
"That's it." Zhuang Yan remembered that when he met Wei Mingxu for the first time, he wanted to take the time to change his clothes.
Wei Mingxu didn't allow his subordinates to handcuff Zhuang Yan, first saluted a cigarette, and explained on the way: "This is not an arrest, you should treat it as if they asked you for medical treatment at public expense." ”
"Would you like me to go to tea?" Zhuang Yan said with a smile.
"How dare I invite you to 'drink tea'!" Wei Mingxu laughed, and then seriously: "It's just a cup of tea." ”
Then he sat solemnly behind the iron window, resting his hands on the cold iron table, and a steaming cup of Longjing in front of him. Behind the bars, Liang Feifei, Li Ming, and psychiatrist Yu Qi sat in a row like interviewers, holding the documents in their hands and frowning.
Liang Feifei looked at Zhuang Yan with an expressionless face suspiciously, and lightly tapped the material in his hand with his index finger: "Are you sure the material you wrote is not a joke?" It's too late for you to rewrite a copy now. Because if you don't have proof, the content of this material is too outrageous...... We're just asking you to write about why you're impulsive, and we're not expecting you to write a science fiction novel. ”
Zhuang Yan shrugged innocently and insisted: "What can I say?" Imagine that I close the door and finally take a good shower by myself, and as soon as I come out, I see someone leaving a horrible letter on the table in my handwriting, and I don't even know how the other person got in, just as I don't know how he left. ”
Liang Feifei looked at the psychiatrist helplessly. At this time, Zhuang Yan smiled and said, "You don't think I'm making it up, right?" That's so boring, you think I, as an adult, would write an unbelievable letter on my own, and then use this as an excuse to beat up the captain? ”
Liang Feifei's gaze moved back to Zhuang Yan, and the three censors all stared directly at Zhuang Yan, and there was a dead silence in the room.
Zhuang Yan sneered: "Ha, ha! Why are you looking at me like that? He inhaled a cool breath and explained seriously: "Although the letter is in my handwriting, it is definitely not written by me, because believe me, if I had known the contents of the letter earlier, I would have put centipedes in the nest of Wei Xu long ago, and I would definitely not have waited for today." ”
"Putting centipedes?" The psychiatrist repeated it incredulously.
Zhuang Yan sneered vigilantly: "......, of course I won't let you find out that I put it down." He saw that the three interviewers were all looking at him with unkind faces, and he couldn't help but try to explain: "Don't understand this joke? On the tropical front, don't recruits take revenge on the irascible squad leaders and put poisonous centipedes in people's nests? ”
Liang Feifei and the psychiatrist looked at each other speechlessly. Then Liang Feifei took out a handwriting appraisal report, solemnly handed it into the iron window, and showed it to Zhuang Yan: "This is the handwriting appraisal result issued by the authoritative appraisal center, this letter is 100% your handwriting, and every detail, habit, and pen holding posture are exactly the same as yours." A person's handwriting, like fingerprints, is unique and cannot be forged. So I think you should rethink your confession, and I can give you a chance to repent. ”
Liang Feifei, who was once so mean, turned out to be as kind as Zhuang Yan's grandfather.
Zhuang Yan opened the appraisal report and looked at it, frowned and was silent. He recognized that this was the conclusion given by the most authoritative appraisal agency in China, which showed that Liang Feifei really attached importance to it, and sent two handwriting copies to Beijing for examination overnight. Zhuang Yan thought that this handwriting was just an imitation, and it would inevitably not escape the eyes of a professional appraisal agency. So this rigorous and exquisite appraisal certificate suddenly confused him.
The psychiatrist spoke: "Mr. Zhuang Yan, are you sure you are taking a bath?" Think about it again, can you remember the details of the bath? The touch of the fingertips, the order of caressing? ”
Zhuang Yan blushed and glanced at him, and the doctor immediately explained: "Is there a possibility: you think you are taking a bath, but in fact, your second personality has surfaced from your subconscious and written this non-existent letter with your own hands." And your first personality is completely unaware. That's why you don't know the content of the letter, but you still write it by hand - because the content of the letter comes from the fantasies of your 'inner personality'. So after your first personality awakens, you are ignorant of what you have done, so you tend to use supernatural 'aliens' and 'aliens' to explain the facts you don't understand. ”
Liang Feifei looked at Zhuang Yan sympathetically and nodded, and added heavily: "Zhuang Yan don't have psychological pressure, we are helping you." Don't blame yourself, because this kind of case abounds, and the human research on multiple personality and schizotypal disorder is quite mature, and I must be happy to tell you that you are not alone, you have many patients. You're not alone. ”
Zhuang Yan ignored the hard-spoken Liang Feifei. He looked at the talker, raised his chin and asked, "Who are you?" ”
"Zhao Yuqi, a psychiatrist and attending doctor in the army." The psychiatrist introduced himself, "I'm the person in charge of the anger management treatment that you've been releasing pigeons - you told me - "
"It's too much!" Zhuang Yan exclaimed in surprise.
"Yes, although you don't come every time, I will set aside time for you to show up at ten o'clock in the morning every Saturday......" Miki chattered.
"How can your parents give you that name?" Zhuang Yan took a cool breath and asked, his face full of sympathy, pity and compassion: "Imperial chess? When the teacher takes a roll call, don't you think that the other children's painting style is different from yours? ”
"Don't laugh at my name!" Yuqi was annoyed all of a sudden, and emphasized word by word: "You don't understand the beauty of its artistic conception at all!" ”
Zhuang Yan asked Yuqi with concern: "Everyone else turns the dictionary for their names, did your mother hold a copy of "Harem Scheming" when she came up with her name? ”
Yuqi firmly denied: "My mother doesn't watch it!" My dad loves to watch it. ”
Zhuang Yan was more sympathetic to the psychiatrist, he couldn't bear it, and asked softly: "If you become a psychiatrist, you don't think you're so weird, right?" ”
Miki nodded and said, "Yes, in this case, you can escape from the circle of your previous life......
Five minutes later, Liang Feifei was horrified to see Zhuang Yan coaxing the collapsed psychiatrist with a good voice: "Don't cry, don't cry, in fact, what your father said is a bit extreme, the class reunion is not a comparison conference...... Just because you're not as good as others doesn't mean you can't live! ”
Yuqi sobbed incessantly in pain, chattering endlessly, and vomiting as fast as he could: "But I want to escape, you know? As soon as I thought of other people's children going to graduate school for a doctorate and going abroad for further study, I just got mixed up with a mere captain! When others ask, how is your child now? My dad was too embarrassed to answer! Can't hold your head up, you know? He was afraid that others would look down on him, so he wouldn't go out. I'm so stressed! I thought about being a psychiatrist and enlightening myself, but ****** result, the patients I received were all like my father's sad faces, and they floated over like dark clouds from afar, and I was even more depressed! Life is hopeless! ”
Zhuang Yan persuaded with kind words: "Who said that it is a shame to be mixed up if you are not as good as others?" As long as you don't cheat and cheat, even if you are a homeless man, you can be confident. Those who take advantage of legal loopholes to steal, those who rely on the store to bully customers and rob openly, even if they are beautiful in front of people, they are scolded behind their backs. How much a person is worth cannot be calculated by the value of the person. ”
The psychiatrist nodded bitterly, staring at Zhuang Yan with tears in his eyes, eager to hold Zhuang Yan's hand through the iron window: "What you said is so right!" How much a person is worth can't be calculated by his worth, that's right! ”
Li Ming and Liang Feifei were dumbfounded. They didn't expect that Zhuang Yan didn't collapse, and the doctor went crazy. (To be continued.) )