Chapter 50: Funny Taoist PK Me

The second b old 6 is completely a master who can only throw rags, and when he saw that I didn't want to kill him, he hurriedly threw even a big cap at me.

If this thing is useful, I'll promise to buy a few hundred or thousands of them.

Seeing that I was going to catch this goods, suddenly a large net fell from the sky. I was so tightly covered that it was hard to escape. In particular, this broken net is shrinking little by little, and I am becoming a big zongzi.

"Who? Sincere troublemaker, isn't it? See if I don't peel you for a while. ”

I shouted, only to see a comic priest smirking at me. Who the hell is this? Taoist priests can also go on the streets? Just your outfit and a funny face, the clown in the circus ran out without removing his makeup?

This Taoist priest has a suit on his upper body, a denim on his lower body, and a thin Taoist robe wrapped on the outside is almost two pieces in front and back. There is a pair of mandarin duck shoes on his feet, an Adida, and an old man's head. The face is even more colorful and dirty, which is so amazing and unusual!

Lao 6 sat down on the ground and relieved himself, and when he saw the Taoist priest, he said in surprise: "Group, team leader!" How did you get here? ”

Oh! This funny Taoist priest turned out to be the team leader? The real flood washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the family didn't recognize the family!

"Team leader! These two seniors want to force me to feed myself to the monsters, I don't agree, they beat me, you see that I was all done by them! ”

In order to get the first opportunity, I can only sue the wicked first. I'm afraid that this tease is shorter than the Taoist priest's protection, then I really have to hate Jiuquan today! This comic looks like it should be in stock. Don't they all say that people can't look good, and the sea can't fight!

The Taoist priest smiled slightly, and said to the 46 second goods: "You deserve it!" Who made you usually lazy, and you still have fun with newcomers, and you were punished, right? Deserve! ”

46 The two goods looked bitter, and they were speechless by the team leader. The Taoist priest smiled at me again and said, "Little San'er, come here, come to grandpa, let grandpa love and love!" ”

I'll you drip! What kind of team leader is just another psychopath, and he has to love and love me. When I'm also insane? Even though I'm with you now, I still have my own ethics!

The Taoist priest waved to me, but when he saw that I didn't move, he said with some displeasure: "Come here!" Do you still want to fight with these two goods, tearing up the streets? ”

Embarrassment! …… I had a black line on my face, and pointed to the net pocket that trapped me, is this funny comparison not good memory, or is there a special presbyopia?

The Taoist priest looked surprised, saw the net pocket, and thought about something repeatedly, but he didn't untie it for me.

"How do you get this thing open?"

The Taoist priest asked me very sincerely, why did I want to smoke him. "Didn't you make it? How won't it be unraveled! ”

"Huh! ......"46 The second cargo secretly laughed on the side, but the voice was not loud. I don't know if I'm afraid of hearing it, or I'm afraid that the team leader will hear it, but it's probably the second possibility.

"Team leader! I was wrong! Untie it for me! I was so wrong! ”

"Huh? Who says you're wrong? They tricked you, what did you admit to wrong? Hurry up, we still have a task, don't grind. ”

The team leader said with a serious face. I'm almost crying when I hear it, this guy is better than those two! Is this a special division of the forgotten department? I regret it!

"Ahh

Grabbing the net pocket and gritting my teeth, the rope was broken by me. Continuing to expand the results along the incision, I escaped without any problems. After looking at a few of the second goods, I took a sip and turned around and left, I had nothing to say to them. Go ahead with your own b!

The Taoist leader came up and pressed my shoulder, "Where are you going?" You can't go this way, you can't go that way. ”

"Phew! If you want to take care of it, I won't do it. Go on your own great mission to save the world! Bye! ”

"You can't go, you really can't go!"

I was a little moved to see the sincerity and expectation on the team leader's face. But "I really can't mess with you, or I'll end up in a mental hospital soon!" ”

I gritted my teeth and gave up the group leader's retention, turned my head and walked in one direction, as long as I didn't mix with them, I could go anywhere.

"Ahh

I felt my body sink, and the objects in front of me disappeared above my head in an instant, "Oh! Who stole the manhole cover! What a lack of morality! Oops! My ass! ”

Sitting in a dry well, I yelled at the people outside. But I only heard the laughter of 46 and the two goods, but no one reached out to pull the brother!

Why am I so unwelcome? You guys and two goods partner to pit me, it's such a deep pit! The well was so thin and narrow that it was difficult to turn around. Whoever pulls a brother, I will knock him a lot!

"Hey! Little San'er! How? Do you know you're wrong? ”

Lao 6 smiled obscenely, and stuck his head in from the mouth of the well, and I jumped hard, but I almost couldn't catch him. He smiled even more happily, it is estimated that he had never been like this during the Chinese New Year when he was a child.

"Humph! Wait for me to go out, and see if I don't kill you! ”

"Tsk! You come out, even if you have brute strength, it's useless now, right? There is space for power from the ground, and your body is imprisoned, and your strength can't be released, right? ”

"Oh! You know and ask, pull me out quickly, at most I won't be like you. ”

I have to say something soft, when I get out, it will be the world of Lao Tzu, who will remember what I just said. If you don't kill you, there must be the leader of the comic team, he must have quietly stolen the manhole cover.

"Pull him out, I told you not to let him go, he won't listen. Let's see the retribution! You're all going to listen to me from now on! ”

The team leader started with the education of the upper and the right time, and the two of them couldn't help but respond, so angry that I was about to vomit blood! "If you still can't pull me up, can't you educate me in the future?"

The two of them dropped a long trouser belt, which was linked by two of them, and I climbed up from the well with a scraper. Seeing the leader of the funny team smiling at me, I was really angry and rushed directly towards him.

"Funny Taoist priest, aren't you just going to sneak around and make some small moves? Come, come, come! Let's fight three hundred rounds! ”

My fist was already on the tip of the leader's nose, and he smiled slightly, tilted his head back and fell. When he was about to leave, he shouted, "Ah! ”

Listening to the sound was extremely miserable, even passers-by on the side of the street looked sideways. But I didn't even touch you, okay? What is this trying to slander people? I don't have any money, and even if I do, I won't hand it over, and I won't be killed!

I stopped my fist in the air and glanced down. I saw that the team leader was screaming and sticking out his tongue at me, and all the feelings were disguised!

"Oh! Are you from a false background? I haven't touched you! ”

"Oops! Ah! Yikes...... My nose and my waist, you kid is ungrateful, I asked someone to pull you up, and you beat me. Not only have you committed the following crimes, but you have also been so ungrateful that you have even bullied the elderly. What sin do you say you should condemn? Ten years and eight years is not too much, right? ”

The team leader pretended to be injured, rubbing his nose and waist as he spoke, grinning as if it hurt.

"Number 6, did you record everything? Today, we will send this kid to the bureau, no matter how great his ability is, he will not dare to confront the government and be the enemy of the people! Handcuff him quickly, No. 4, what the hell are you doing? ”

The team leader instructed the two of them, and these two people obediently rushed towards me. One threw amulets at me, the other brandished a tattered machete at me.

But their attacks didn't work against me, and I just ignored them. My theme is to bring down the team leader, and this special tease is uncomfortable to watch!

The team leader finally saw the power of my Big Mac with his own eyes, and his head was a little sweaty, but he still looked like a happy doll, and he attacked me like crazy, and he could avoid it, and he could take No. 4 to resist, and never take No. 6. Observe me little by little, analyze my weaknesses little by little. But can I let his ruses succeed? The answer is that he did!

My weakness is that my strength is too strong, and I can't control it now, so I often empty my fists and can't get them back. Even if it did, the power would have disappeared a long time ago. And this bit of power, the leader of the Taoist priest didn't pay attention to it at all.

He ducked for a moment, found a gap, and pointed hard at my armpit.

It felt like an iron rod in his fingers, and the place where he was hit immediately began to numb, and the pain was excruciating. Although the invisible turtle shell can save me from danger many times, this weakness has put me in a crisis. The team leader is worthy of being the leader, and the analytical and decision-making skills are really superb!

I took three or four steps back, rubbing the tender flesh under my armpits vigorously, staring at the leader of the Taoist priest who was still smiling. He also took a few steps back, carefully rubbing his fingers, and kept blowing with his mouth.

Why don't I have a fire on my body, why don't you blow your head? Just as he wanted to rush towards him again, he suddenly felt numb in his chest, and then his body began to tremble, and a numb sensation instantly spread throughout his body. I guess that's how the electric shock feels!

The two second-class goods didn't chase me hard, and began to concentrate on being an audience. They just got beaten by me, and it doesn't seem like they're themselves.

"Boy, you're good! It's just that the mind is uncertain, well-intentioned, and there is no place for a body of divine power!

"Oh! You're a roundworm in my stomach! How did you analyze this? What have you done to me? ”

"Huh! Won't you see for yourself? ”

The body is numb, it is difficult to move, and after looking for a long time, I finally found that there were two more things on my body at some point.

Two pieces of iron nails pierced through the tattered clothes and pierced into the flesh, with two thin lines behind them. That's where the source of the numbness begins, what the hell is this?

Look at the team leader again, there is an extra gun in his hand, a different gun, like the one used by the future warrior Ultraman! Two thin wires were thrown out of the front of the gun, connecting the nails on my body.

"It's ......"

"This is a stun gun, little san'er! Our team leader's newly developed secret weapon, you've got the privilege of being the first to enjoy it! ”

The old 6 did not lose time in patting the sycophants, and the face of the team leader was about to bloom. Weighing the new weapon, that's called a beauty!

"Damn! It's been sold online for a long time, and you still developed it? What a stinky fart! ”

Grit your teeth and add contempt, but this thing is really good! If it weren't for my special body, I guess they would have done whatever they wanted to me now!

"Huh! It doesn't matter if it's sold or not, how do you feel now? How did you feel about it? ”

The team leader looked happy, and he was very concerned about the utility of this thing.

"Good! Very good! It's very comfortable! If you don't believe it, try it yourself, this is a deceptive garbage, and you also believe in the propaganda on the Internet, is it old and even the ability to analyze has deteriorated? ”

I pretended to be calm and said slowly, and I saw that the team leader's face began to show suspicion.

"Number 4! Come on, I'll try again. ”

The team leader finally decided to sacrifice one more and conduct an expansion experiment.

No. 4 cried and rubbed his face one step at a time.

"Smack!" The team leader pulled out another gun and hit No. 4. No. 4 fell to the ground before he even had time to dodge, and his convulsions stopped.

"You lied to me! Isn't that good? The team leader looked at me with a black line on his face, and he was a little unhappy.

"He'sβ€”he's pretending! You see, I don't have anything to do, he must be pretending! Team leader, you have a sharp eye, you must take a closer look? If you don't believe it, you try it again. ”

After saying this, I snickered in my heart, I guess No. 4 lying on the ground, if he can hear it, he will definitely hate me for the rest of his life! And after saying that, I found that Lao 6 began to tremble, and he must have guessed that if the team leader tried again, he would be the best target.

As I thought, the team leader took out a gun and aimed it at Lao 6.

Lao 6 was so frightened that he trembled all over, and he was about to run away, but it was still too late. The second fell to the ground, and he was the most miserable, foaming at the mouth.

Deserve! Who let you pit me, and you are the weakest, remember to exercise more in the future!

The team leader finally found out that he had fallen into my pit, and his nose was almost out of breath. Glaring at his eyes, he roared, "Boy, you lied to me again!" ”

"Huh! Who let you pit me first, retribution, retribution! When is the time for retribution, team leader, let's study what to do next, right? ”

"Oh! …… That's right! It is the research study, and we will sum it up. ”

If there are spirits in the sky, the two goods on the ground must want to bite me and the team leader to death, right? But they can't get up! Hehe! ……

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