In fact, this special department I am in, plus the reception of beautiful women, there are a total of 7 people, and you have to count the team leader who has never been masked. Naturally, the beautiful woman has lived in the commissary for a long time, so now there are four people around her, and I don't even know what their names are. They are mysterious one by one, so they won't tell me. In particular, this is confidential, each person can only have a number, the team leader is 1, the beauty is 2, I am 3, and then they are 4567.

I asked why they all knew my name, and why was the number 3? They laughed and told me, "You're a special approval, of course you're different!" ”

But I hate the number 3 the most, and I wanted to apply for a change, but they voted unanimously to reject it. I want to kill them on the spot!

I asked again what the mission was this time. Finally got a rather close answer - hunting monsters.

But what kind of monster to catch, they don't say anything, and everyone's face is black! Halfway through, the two of them went elsewhere, and now I'm part of the two-b trio.

No. 4, a man who is 1.8 meters tall, handsome and chic, but he feels like he is two more than me! No. 6, a middle-aged man, with a full face and beard, is 1.5 meters tall, and looks more obscene than me!

When we got together, I was most depressed, 346, stupid! What a wonderful combination, speechless and helpless!

"Hey! Number 4, what kind of monster is it? How do you look like you're very jealous, it's too dangerous for me to ask for leave, my mother is just my son, and she wants me to take care of her! ”

Number 4 took a deep breath, then spit out a long breath, and was about to explain, but was interrupted by number 6.

"Not dangerous! It's the group of chickens you provoked, that's why I want you to cooperate! ”

"Huh? Aren't they all dead? What are you looking for them for? Not to mention going to the police station to take notes, I hate going to that kind of place. ”

"It's not. You don't have clean hands and feet, and you run a lot! Now the bigger and more advanced chicken owner is here, and I want you to talk about it by name! ”

"Huh? Feelings: You want to use me as a sacrifice to appease the anger of the monsters? And said that it is not dangerous, and I am not going to die if I go? ”

"You can't say that! If you go, you will die nine times, and if you don't go, you will die ten deaths. The chicken owner is not comparable to ordinary monsters, he is a real golden phoenix! The fat girl you see is just a secretary, a foodie, and she can't even lay an egg. ”

Oh! There is also this hidden secret, Xiao Fatzi has never said it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be impulsive, it seems like it's too late for anything, and he should run away, right? That fat girl is not a real golden phoenix, I guess Miao Suihua doesn't know it, right? This is a new clue, we must report it to Hu Meiniang in time, maybe she will know more!

These two two B are probably determined to pit me! I can't let them succeed easily, then I will really die. How can I get rid of these two goods for a while?

As we walked, I thought about an excuse to run away, should I use the traditional retreat?

"Hey! Shall I invite you to drink? Even if you know the two, how is the little brother's mind? ”

The two of them said in unison disappreciatively: "It's important to hurry up, and you can skip drinking and eating." We are in place with rules and regulations and principles to drop! ”

"That'...... Can you accompany me? I'm really a little hungry, why don't I finish my lunch? ”

"Don't eat, it's important to do things! We have a lot of things to do, and we don't have enough people now, so we haven't eaten lunch for a long time, and we have long forgotten what it tastes like, so we don't want to eat it! ”

"Then you wait for me, I'm going to eat, I'm hungry."

As I spoke, I was about to turn around and run, but I was held up by one arm of each of them. The two of them said with a serious face: "Work is important, it is related to world peace, you can bear with it first!" ”

Oh! It's soft and hard and don't eat it! Also world peace? me!

"I'm going to the toilet and suddenly my stomach hurts!"

There is no choice but to resort to the traditional escape technique - urine escape.

"Bear with it. When we're done, we'll let you squat in the toilet for a day. ”

This is what the 6th said, he is the most hateful. It is estimated that recruiting me into the special department and tricking me to pretend to be two B on the street are all his ideas. Why else does he keep looking at me and laughing? A grin on a face is not a good thing, it's definitely true!

Thinking about what to do, I was almost floating with my feet off the ground. The two guys don't know where to take me? As we walked, more and more pedestrians on the street began to pay attention to us.

Hum! It is estimated that it won't be long before the monster is seen, and we will be treated as a monster. Do you want to add some fire?

"Someone! Neuropathy kidnaps neuropathy! ”

I pulled my neck and shouted, hoping to get more attention, maybe then I would have a chance to get out. The two colleagues apparently didn't expect me to scream like this, and almost threw me to the ground and ran away on my own.

But there were more and more onlookers, and there seemed to be no way for them to retreat. I could only watch me rub my buttocks, and my eyelids jumped with anger. Hum! Deserve! Aren't you trying to trick me? Then I'll go out and have some fun with you.

Most people in the world have a habit of being weak and afraid of being tough, being tough and being afraid of being dead, and being afraid of being shameless, and finally being shameless and afraid of another, even more shameless, The final result of this series of reactions is to see who is the most shameless, who can stand to the end and laugh to the end.

I'm just going out and being shameless today, just to be able to drag these two goods into the water together. I'd like to see if they can swim.

The two of them obviously lack experience in this area, and the traditional concept has been deeply rooted, and there is probably no better way to face a shameless guy like me.

"Little San'er, what are you yelling at? What are you shouting! It's good for you to go pee. ”

No. 4 obviously still has a little bit of self-esteem, and seeing that the eyes of the masses are like torches, it is estimated that the heat in his heart is not good.

"Huh!"

I chuckled and tried to get into the crowd, but I was pulled back by Number 6. This guy is the most hateful and thick-skinned.

"Little San'er, your little measure is not enough. I didn't need it ten years ago, so let's go, or I'll kill you. ”

No. 6, you actually dare to threaten me, I've seen a bunch of big and small monsters, not to mention that you're a veteran after a hundred battles, do you want to practice? With you!

"Ahh …… Come on! Help me! ”

I yelled at my neck, and the nearest crowd began to cover their ears.

No. 6 plucked out his ears and didn't seem to be interested in my corpse roaring skills at all. Then he said to me: "Little San'er, you can save it!" Hurry up and go, or I'll be really angry. ”

Oh! Listen to you, I'll die faster, and I won't be able to give the monster a snack for a while!

I threw my legs into the crowd and dragged No. 6 to his head.

As a result, there was an amazing scene on the street. The three two-bs chase each other, just like the police caught traitors in the movie decades ago.

The honor guard was young and had good physical strength, and I didn't have to make it hard for the two of them to pant for breath. No. 4 is okay, No. 6 is a bird that can only call, and he has nothing to do with me.

"Little San'er, I'm really welcome if you run away again!"

I turned my head and stuck my tongue out at him, so angry that he almost didn't fall down.

Suddenly, I saw this guy take out a note from his pocket, and he muttered something in his mouth, and the note flew towards me by itself.

"Oh! What the hell is this? ”

I hurried to dodge with foul language, but the note chased after me, and it got faster and faster.

"Smack!"

The note stuck to me, and it didn't change anything unusual, huh?

But I soon found out what it was for, because it felt like I had been splashed with glue, and it was hard to move!

"Oh! Old 6! What the hell are you? ”

"Don't make friends with me, my talisman is good, right? You can still move! Count your kid still a little capable, otherwise...... Yo! You kid! It doesn't work! ”

The talisman that Number 6 threw at me only slowed my movements for a moment, and then in the face of my absolute power, it was effective.

I have long thought that nothing can run rampant in this world, only absolute power is the ultimate overlord. So, what I've been looking for is power!

When he saw that his good show didn't succeed, he was so angry that his eyes were about to pop out. Number 4 snickered behind him, gloating.

"Old 4, what are you laughing at? Here you go! See what you can do to deal with this stinky boy? ”

Oh! These two goods actually made fun of me, and you must make some hardship.

Tear off the talisman that has turned into waste paper on your body, carefully put it in your pocket, and study it carefully when you have time, so as not to be tricked again in the future.

No. 4 caught up with him in a few big strides, and he didn't know when he got a machete. He didn't even say a word and slashed at me directly, the speed was very fast, and the power was fierce! If this is cut right, ordinary people will have to be killed on the spot. Are you killing me?

"Dangchang!"

I only felt like I had been scratched by a wicker on my back, and when I stopped and turned my head, I saw that he was shaking his hands, and even the machete flew far away.

"Haha! …… You are so fierce, eat turtles, right? ”

No. 6 laughed, not at all surprised by No. 4's sudden heavy hand. These two B people don't treat me as their own at all!

"Oh! You guys...... Eat me with a punch and taste it. Don't take bean bags for dry food! ”

I couldn't get angry, so I punched No. 4, wanting to smash his head with one punch. This guy seems to be amiable, but he didn't expect to be so vicious when he turned his face. If it weren't for my invisible turtle shell, I would have been a dead soul under the Tricky Boy's knife.

Number 4 was surprised for a moment and regained his composure, crossed his hands, and even resisted my fist with his bare hands, and really didn't treat me as dry food?!

"Bang!"

I felt my hands were a little numb, and looked at him again. No. 6 actually stood behind him at some point and glued an even weirder talisman for him, which turned out to be red!

"Oh! Two against one, you can really do it! ”

"Little San'er, which family and faction are you? Why is it so weird! ”

"Humph! If you have the ability to cast me down, tell you. ”

Hand 6 pressed against No. 4's back and asked me through gritted teeth. I stuck my tongue out at them and continued to greet them with my fists, and I had to beat you two into pigs' heads.

No. 4 found a vacancy, took the machete in his hand again, and put the old 6's talisman on his back, and fought with me.

The two of us banged for a while, and the old-fashioned police uniform on my body was cut into pieces, like a flower child. His machete was snake-shaped by me, and it was funny.

The most hateful thing is the old 6, he throws a talisman next to him from time to time, turning into a fireball for a while, and turning into glue for a while, which makes me tired and start to be black!

More and more pedestrians gathered on the street, and some people began to take out their mobile phones to take pictures, and even posed! Someone muttered "What movie is this?" Why didn't you see the camera? Hurry up and look for it, maybe steal a shadow and become famous! ”

Oh! These are all Shenma people? Feelings, we are monkeys on the street! Do you still want to be on camera? Hum! Even if it's on, the post-editing will cut out your goofs.

Xu is 46 also noticed something unusual, and we all stopped our movements and gasped. These two goods have been grinded enough by me, and they are all trembling!

"Well deserved! Who made you usually lack exercise, eat turtles now? Take me as a rookie, and let you see the madness of my rookie today. ”

I rushed towards them, and now it's time to put on a **!

The two of them were very tired, and when they saw that I was rushing towards them again, they fled separately.

What can I do now, which one should I chase first?

Kindness...... Let's be 6 years old! Who made him the worst.

I stuck out my tongue and pounced on Lao 6, I looked probably crazier than a mad dog, I could feel it clearly!

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