Chapter 9: Roger the Rabbit of the Anti-Piercing Bureau Agent 2
Wayne connected to the conversation with Migu, the head of the Ability Section.
Migu, Chief of the Abilities Section. Ability for human brain computers. Supercomputing. It's sensitive to numbers. However, being a bit lazy. Therefore, the Ability Section is also the most idle department in the entire Anti-Penetration Bureau. And this Migu section chief is also one of the few section chiefs in the anti-penetration bureau who has no offensive ability.
Migu said to Wayne, "Uh, hello. Agent Inquirer. Migu's voice sounded a little lazy.
Wayne replied, "Hello, Chief Migu. What's the matter with you? ”
Migu said, "Huh. I can't tell. Come and give it a go. They tell you. ”
Wayne didn't understand what Migu meant. Still, it seems that something is wrong. Wayne decided to take a trip to the Paranormal Division anyway.
Alyssa also has to follow Wayne. Moreover, it seems that Migu means that it should not be a particularly confidential matter. So, with Alyssa, the two of them came to the Ability Division.
The Paranormal Department is built like an international metropolis. However, Wayne had heard Xiao Q introduce it before, and this place is simply a copy of Manhattan, New York. It was directly applied by Chief Migu. The reason is that Migu originally lived there and was familiar with it. And, it is said, Migu left this place and often got lost.
Wayne and Alyssa arrive at Migu's office. The large office has no furniture in it, and three of the four walls are blackboards. On one side is the window. And this blackboard is full of all kinds of numbers and symbols. Dazzled Wayne. At this time, Migu was on a blackboard and didn't know what to calculate. Completely unaware of Wayne's arrival.
Wayne saw that Migu was busy, and didn't bother, just stood there, waiting with Alyssa for Migu to finish the problem. The two of them waited for a long time, but they didn't see Miku finish drawing his ghost talisman. Anyway, in Wayne's opinion, these numbers and symbols are completely like ghost drawings.
At this time, Xiao Q pushed the door in and patted Migu directly on the shoulder. said: "Hi, section chief. Everyone is here. You're okay! ”
Migu was startled by Xiao Q's palm. The chalk in his hand fell, and before the chalk landed, Xiao Q picked up the chalk and stuffed it back into Migu's hand. Migu yelled and yelled, "Little Q, do you know what you didn't shoot?" Three-Body Problem! I'm about to solve the three-body problem! ”
The three-body problem is an important topic in celestial mechanics. It refers to the problem of the motion of three celestial bodies that can be regarded as particles at any time in terms of mass, initial position, and initial velocity, under the action of gravitational attraction between each other. And such a movement, if there is no external force at all, will be completely chaotic movement. And the three-body problem is to find a certain law in such a chaotic movement.
Xiao Q smiled and said, "Hey, what's that." You can't do the math anymore. Xiao Q didn't realize that this slap may have lost the solution to a problem that mankind has not solved for hundreds of years.
However, Migu didn't care too much, nodded and said, "Yes, yes, you can count it again, you can count it again." Migu seemed to be still happy, and seemed completely absorbed in the calculations.
Migu also saw Wayne, who had been standing there for a long time. Apologetically, he said, "I'm sorry, Agent Questioner." I didn't see you guys. Are you new here? ”
Wayne almost ran out of breath. However, for such a mathematical genius, Wayne is really embarrassed to be angry with this kind of person. After all, such people are generally somewhat neurotic.
Wayne said, "Well, I just came." ”
Xiao Q said unceremoniously: "What just came, we've been waiting for Bugs Bunny for a long time." Wayne must have been here for a long time, too. ”
Wayne didn't know what Bugs Bunny was talking about, it seemed to be somewhere. Wayne looked at Q and said not to be so direct. Xiao Q said: "Hey, our section chief, as long as he counts his problem at the beginning, he can't stop at all." Absolutely dazzling. I had to go and interrupt him. We're all used to it. ”
Migu also nodded to Wayne and said, "Yes, yes." Interrupt me directly next time. ”
Wayne asked, "Chief Migu, what did you call me for?" ”
Migu said, "Follow me to Bugs Bunny." We're talking. ”
Wayne followed Miku and Q to a classroom-like room. A group of people sat on step chairs, laughing. Several people were already lying on the table laughing, unable to raise their heads with laughter. Fang Xiaotong was also among them.
Wayne looked at the podium. I saw Roger, and Bugs Bunny were taking out all kinds of weird things to each other, banging each other. And this Bugs Bunny is the one in the TV. Still, like Roger. It's all two-dimensional creatures.
The two rabbits will take out their hammers and shotguns. Then a piano fell from the sky. After a while, a little fire explosive was stuffed into the other party's mouth, and after waiting for a long time, it didn't explode, and I just looked up. Both rabbits were blown to the brink of a big black face.
Wayne watched it for a while, and then laughed along. These two rabbits do have a lot of humor.
Wayne smiled and asked, "Chief Migu, haha." You're really interesting. Is that what you guys are meeting? Ha ha. ”
Migu said very seriously: "This Bugs Bunny has crossed over. There seems to be something. Moreover, he also knew Roger. But I don't know exactly what it is. However, you may need to take them through the crossing. Ask for yourself. ”
Wayne walked between the two rabbits, and Roger, at this time, was taking out a bowling ball and preparing to smash it on Bugs Bunny's feet. Wayne stood up. The bowling ball hit Wayne's foot right on.
In fact, Wayne didn't feel very painful, in fact, Wayne didn't notice the bowling ball in Roger's hand at all. And the bowling ball fell on Wayne's foot, and it seemed that because Wayne did not react, it cracked instead. Hatched a chick and ran out.
The audience laughed even harder. Wayne yelled at the two rabbits, "Stop, stand up!" ”
The two rabbits suddenly stood across from Wayne, raising their hands and saluting. Both rabbits also wore camouflage uniforms and wore steel helmets with two holes in them that were just enough to show their ears.
The two rabbits shouted together, "Yes! Sir! ”
Wayne said, "Bugs Bunny, what are you doing here?" ”
Roger said, "I'll come, I'll come." ”
Bugs Bunny said, "No, I'll come." I got it. ”
"No, I'm coming!"
"I'm coming!"
"I said it, I'm going to say it first."
"No, I know everything, I'll go first."
"No, I'll go first!"
"No, you first!"
"No, it's not fair, you go first."
"You can't go back, you first."
Wayne yelled, "Bugs Bunny! Come on! Roger, get the out of the way! ”
Bugs Bunny was smug, Roger cried, walked off too, hugged Alyssa and cried. Big tears fell. Alyssa hugged Roger and stroked his long ears.
Bugs Bunny said, "That's the gentleman. Then, raising his voice loudly, he shouted, "There's a catastrophe in Cartoon City!" Bugs Bunny's mouth stretched out to a distance larger than his entire body.
Wayne was startled by the sudden roar and yelled, "Speak well! ”
Bugs Bunny said, "Sir, that's right, we cartoon people have been living in Cartoon City. We've been happy. We're never going to die. Lived for many years. However, some time ago, one of us died. It turned into a pile of oil stains. Moreover, it seems that Cartoon City will also be eroded by such oil stains. Moreover, no matter what method we use, we can't get rid of that kind of oil stain. If it goes on like this. Cartoon City may just be in the dark for now. You must save Cartoon City. ”
The more Bugs Bunny talked, the sadder he became. Knelt in front of Wayne. While shedding tears, he nibbled on a carrot.
Wayne understood Bugs Bunny's description. It seems that some kind of matter will erode that otherworld. And there is nothing in that other world that can remove such matter.
Wayne said, "Uh. You say, how can we help you? ”
Bugs Bunny said, "It's best to help us find the cause of these oil stains." We just can't get close to these things. ”
Wayne said again: "But, if we are three-dimensional, if we enter the two-dimensional, what will happen, do you know? ”
Bugs Bunny shook his head. Dangling two big ears. Wayne tugged at Roger's ear and pulled Roger out of Alyssa's arms. Said to Bugs Bunny, "That's all." This guy used to be a human as well. After entering your world, it becomes a two-dimensional one. And turn into a rabbit. ”
Bugs Bunny looked at Roger and pulled Roger's mouth. Pull out a magnifying glass and look at Roger. Roger cooperated with his mouth wide open. The light gathered by the magnifying glass lit a fire on Roger's tongue. Roger screamed with his tongue out, and the flames burned on his tongue. Roger jumped around looking for water. On the desk under the stage, there is a paper cup with some water in it. Roger stuffed his entire head into a paper cup. Keep two ears outside. A cloud of water vapor came out.
Wayne looked at Bugs Bunny, who shrugged. Nibbled on the carrot again. Wayne looked at Roger again, who was still wagging his rabbit tail.
For such two living treasures. Wayne really can't do anything. Anyway, Wayne feels that entering the two-dimensional world is really a dangerous thing. Wayne's idea was. He could not agree to this.
Besides, the last time I helped Kakiemon and the two of them return to Japan, Wayne almost didn't come back. So, this time, Wayne won't go anyway.
At this time, a few large characters appeared on the blackboard. It reads: Go ahead. Wayne. It's your duty.
Today I twisted my waist again, and these days I have been more diligent and sedentary for a long time. It hurts. Keep asking for flowers. Find the bump.
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