"Aha! Would you like to shake my hand? ”

There was a crackling sound of electric shocks. White smoke emanated from one of the agents. His hair stood upside down like Einstein's.

"Roger! You bastard! Don't run! ”

"Ahhh You can't catch me! You can't catch me! La-la-la! ”

Roger jumped and ran into the wall. It becomes the appearance of a painting. Sticking out his tongue at the agents outside. The electrocuted agent slammed his hand against the wall, but was unable to reach Roger.

This one, named Roger, is a rabbit. A rabbit from the second dimension. He is also an agent of the Anti-Penetration Bureau. However, the agent has not yet completed any of his tasks. Because, Roger is a two-dimensional character. I like to play tricks on people every day. It's one of the most annoying people in the anti-wear game.

"Hey! Asker. Congratulations on coming back. Do you want to shake my hand? Roger jumped off the wall and came next to the people who were drinking, wearing a prank stun in his hand.

"Hi, Roger. Put away your stunner. See that big green guy over there? He likes to eat rabbits the most. Wayne said, pointing to Carnathan, who was gnawing on meat. At this time, Carnathan happened to be very cooperative and hiccuped very loudly.

Roger grabbed his chin with both hands, his ears drooping. With a shudder in his teeth, he said, "Eat rabbits? Will he add salt then? ”

Wayne smiled and said, "The roast rabbit with salt has now been added to the luxurious lunch." ”

Roger pulled two slices of bread out of his trouser pocket, put himself in the middle, and lay down on the dining room table.

"Let's bite our heads first! That way it won't be painful! Roger said in a sad tone.

Carnathan picked up Roger's hot dog and took a bite from the head. Just listen to a click. The hot dog was dropped in half. At this time, Roger stepped back from between the two slices of bread.

"I don't want to be eaten by him. He has bad breath! Roger said, patting his body.

Everyone laughed.

This Roger, although sometimes annoying, has a lot of funny skills. It's everyone's pistachio.

Wayne slapped Roger. Although Roger is a two-dimensional creature. However, it is not untouchable. He just doesn't have the thickness. In three dimensions, there are two dimensions: length and width. As long as he is willing to let you see, let you touch. You'll be able to run into him.

Wayne patted Roger on the shoulder. Said: "Roger, sit down and have a glass of wine together." Celebrate my missing return. ”

Roger sat down in his chair. Raise the wine glass on the table. said: "Okay, celebrate your return!" ”

With that, Roger drank all the wine from the glass. After drinking, Roger began to turn red from his feet. It was red all the way to the two long ears on the top of the head. Three small birds are flying overhead. Some golden bubble-like light emanated from the place of the eyes. Then he fainted on the wine table.

None of them had ever drunk with Roger, and they didn't know that this guy was the legendary cup pour. And, really, only one drink.

Wayne patted Roger. Asked, "Roger, Roger?" Are you okay? ”

Roger quickly deflated. Transform it into a photo and stick it on the table. Feet in a chair and climb onto the table to animate it.

Roger stretched out his hand to drive away the birds flying overhead, and said, "I'm fine, I'm really fine, I'll just get some sleep." ”

As he spoke, he pulled out a bed from behind him and covered it with a quilt. A scene of alternating day and night appeared on the table. A rooster crows. Roger got out of bed. Jumped out of the table again. stood in front of Wayne and the others.

"Hi Wayne. So early. How was yesterday's drink? Roger said.

"Uh. Not bad. Are you okay? Wayne looked at Roger, who was playing tricks. Asked with concern.

"Hey, I'm a two-dimensional person. Can you give me some humor? Roger seemed to feel that his performance didn't amuse Wayne. Somewhat frustrated.

"Haha, it's fun." Alyssa pointed at Roger and smiled happily.

Roger leaned over to Alyssa's side and clenched his hands into fists on his chest. With his head against Alyssa's little face, he rubbed Alyssa with his head flatteringly.

"Beautiful young lady, may I ask you to do a dance?" Roger said.

Alyssa got up to accept the invitation and jumped up with Roger. Roger played cheerful music. No one knows where this music came from. Perhaps, this rabbit comes with a playback function.

Xiao Q said at this time: "Actually, Roger is quite pitiful, and Xiao Tong and I also came back from the world of comics." However, we are still real people. But Roger, after he returned, there were very few memories left before the time travel. And it has become a two-dimensional creature. ”

"Yes, too. It's pathetic. However, the place we traveled through was at least three-dimensional. The place where Roger traveled was originally a two-dimensional world. Fang Xiaotong said.

Several people shook their heads, unable to figure out what was going on. At this time, Alyssa and Roger also finished dancing. Return to the table. Alyssa was sweating profusely because of the activity. Roger also wiped the sweat from his head, and threw off a few drops of water by the way.

"Hi, Roger. Tell us about your otherworld. Wayne is interested in the two-dimensional world.

Roger raised his glass and was about to drink it, when he was stopped by Wayne. Roger signaled that it was okay and took a sip. said: "There is nothing to say. Actually, it's the same as here. However, the vitality of the people of that world depends on comedy and whimsy. If we don't be funny, we lose our vitality. ”

"Then you are funny and funny every day, in fact, because you need vitality?" Wayne asked.

"Well, not really. Maybe it's just getting used to it. Two-dimensional creatures can't die anyway. Moreover, you can't die by doing anything. The more you do, the more energetic you get. Roger said, staggering.

"Do you have a chance to turn back into three dimensions?" Q asked.

Roger looked at Xiao Q and blew his thumb with his mouth, his body full of muscles. It becomes very strong. He said in a rough voice: "Why do you want to change back?" Would you like to see a strong rabbit? Like this? After saying that, the breath in his mouth was released. It's back to its original appearance.

Several people looked at the leaky Roger and laughed. Indeed, if such a rabbit becomes three-dimensional. Perhaps, not necessarily, it is not necessarily a good thing.

At this time, Fang Xiaotong, Xiao Q and Roger received tasks at the same time. Roger is also an agent of the Anomalies Division.

Fang Xiaotong said: "The Ability Division has a task, we have to go." Moreover, it seems that this mission is related to Roger, and it is specifically pointed out that Roger needs to participate. ”

Roger has always been a very free and loose existence in the reverse game. Because there is no Roger mission either, and besides, there is no training about him. Therefore, Roger has always attended the meetings of the Paranormal Division at will. And this mission, it was even specified that Roger participated. No one knows what it is.

Wayne and Carnathan are not agents of the Anomalies Division, and it is inconvenient to ask. After Fang Xiaotong and a few people left, the rest of the people also returned to their residences after eating and drinking.

Alyssa insisted on following Wayne home. Wayne didn't refuse. Of course, Wayne didn't have any bad intentions. It's just that I feel that Alyssa may not have seen herself for a long time, and there are some things she wants to say to herself.

Wayne and Alyssa return to Secret Service's quarters. Wayne actually felt like he hadn't been away for long. However, in the timeline of the anti-break, Wayne left for a year. And throughout the year, Wayne's room has been cleaned by Alyssa.

The two of them sat on the sofa in the living room. Alyssa hugged Wayne. Crying and saying, "Woo woo, I'm ...... I thought...... Uncle...... Don't Ilisa anymore...... Woowoo woo ......"

Wayne put his hands on Alyssa's shoulders and straightened her. Looking at Alyssa's big red eyes crying. said, "Don't worry. I'm a slut, a slut. It's going to be fine. ”

Alyssa still sobbed and said, "But ...... But...... Every time the uncle goes on a mission...... will hurt...... Also missing...... You're ...... Won't take care of themselves...... Woo-woo-woo...... "Alyssa threw herself into Wayne's arms again.

At this time, Wayne didn't know how to comfort him. For a crying girl. Wayne was also a little scrambling. I had to pat Alyssa on the back. Gently stroked.

Alyssa cried for a while. Finally stopped crying. At this time, Wayne's chest was already wet with Alyssa's tears. Alyssa pulled up Wayne's shirt and wiped her tears. Look at the trail of water on Wayne's chest. and Wayne's helpless expression also broke into laughter.

Alyssa said, "Uncle, I have decided. I'm moving in with you. So that you don't leave me. ”

Wayne's eyes widened, scratching his head. Alyssa, do you know what you're talking about? Wayne thought.

Wayne held Alyssa and touched Alyssa's head with his hand, but she didn't have a fever. Wayne said, "Alyssa, do you know what you're talking about?" ”

Alyssa nodded and said seriously, "Well, I know." I'm moving in with my uncle. ”

Wayne said solemnly, "No, Alyssa. I'm so old. You're still so young. Impossible. ”

Alyssa shook her head resolutely and said, "I don't, I'm going to be with my uncle." Can't make you disappear. I don't want you to get hurt either. ”

Wayne was noncommittal, and Alyssa shook Wayne's arm and squeezed. "No, no, no. I'm going to be with my uncle. Yes, yes, yes. ”

For Wayne, there are two things that Wayne can't handle. One is a woman's tears. And the other is the girl's coquettishness. Look at such an Elisa. Wayne really didn't know what to say. There's no way to keep a straight face anyway.

Just then, Olika's voice came over the communicator. "Agent Inquirer, the Chief of the Abilities Section has requested to speak with you. Would you like to be connected? ”

A new chapter, a new sign. In the new month, would you like to travel through time and space with Wayne and learn about a different otherworld? If you want, please vote for me with the flower in your hand. Let me see. Thank you. Friends in front. Please code words with me. Good. Friends in the back. Please hold up the computer. Let me see the shaking of the computer. Thank you.

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